After glancing at Shang Wei's information displayed on the system, Wang Yao nodded secretly. This guy has hobbies, dreams, and is also incredibly hardworking. No wonder that Ms. Sun went bankrupt; he's been stealing too much! It seems that it's not just about personality or a crush.
“He’s sick! He’s definitely sick. There’s a professional name for this kind of disease in medicine: body fetishism. I can confirm that Shang Wei is definitely suffering from body fetishism.” Wang Yao hurriedly echoed Hua Tuo, now that he had found out there was no trap, he naturally wanted to cooperate.
"Body fetishism? I've never heard of that before?" a constable asked, frowning in confusion.
"Look at him, that face, that expression, he looks like he has body fetishism... You haven't heard of it? That's right! My family has been a single heir for nine generations, with a secret herbal medicine technique that can cure all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases. If you knew about it, I'd starve!"
Wang Yao's eyes widened, his expression one of utter arrogance, as if to say, "You can't even imagine how powerful I am."
"Well... logically speaking, since Dr. Hua has stepped in, we should hand the person over to you for treatment. But thieves are truly committing acts that harm the country and its people, and they have a very bad influence on the public. If we release them easily, we'll be reported for inaction by the police station..."
The constable, who seemed to be in charge, tapped his fingers on the table and spoke slowly with a frown.
"Well then, since two doctors have come and both insist that Shang Wei is ill, and the aggrieved party doesn't intend to pursue the matter further, could you two write something down and leave it with me? That way, if anyone inquires about this matter in the future, our police station will have an explanation."
"I...I'll do it!" Hua Tuo was overjoyed when he saw the constable give in. He was from the medical department and had a medical license in the human world. He had worked in many hospitals in the human world and had been stabbed many times.
This wasn't the first time he'd done something like this. He could just write something, and everything would be taken care of, so it wouldn't arouse much suspicion.
Seeing that things were resolved so easily, and noticing Hua Tuo's expression, which suggested he was going to another room with a constable to complete some paperwork, Wang Yao felt there was no point in staying any longer. Hua Tuo had said he could also accumulate merit; how? By helping Shang Wei and that woman surnamed Sun.
Isn't this utter nonsense? Wang Yao is an immortal, and a righteous one at that. For someone who dreams of exploring the mysteries of the opposite sex's body, it's already civilized enough that he doesn't call him a pervert, let alone try to arrange a marriage for him? He should just go to sleep!
"Um, the clinic is still open. There are a few men who can't get an erection and are waiting for me. I'll go first..." Wang Yao remembered the small advertisement he saw on the telephone pole before he transmigrated, and casually said this, then turned to leave.
"Don't go, don't go! I have something to say to you later!" Hua Tuo shouted anxiously at Wang Yao, and left the house with the constable.
"Is there...something else?" Wang Yao stood there helplessly. He saw that Ms. Sun had thought for a long time, but she still couldn't bear to part with those underwear. She squatted down in front of the man with a woven bag and hurriedly packed them up.
Wang Yao wanted to help, but he was a little embarrassed. After thinking about it, he simply went outside, stood in the dark, looked up at the sky, and silently cursed Xi Da Zuiba in his heart.
A short while later, Ms. Sun came out carrying a huge woven bag. She looked just like she was going to set up a street stall. Not long after Ms. Sun left, Hua Tuo also came out.
"I called you here with great enthusiasm, why did you leave?" Hua Tuo scolded him as soon as they met.
"Didn't you ask me to come and help get Shang Wei out of jail? Now that the police have agreed to release him, why shouldn't I leave?" Wang Yao stared at him strangely.
"What help do you have here? I can get the police to release him even without you. I called you here because there's something else going on. You need to cure Shang Wei's body fetish," Hua Tuo said.
Holy crap, that old bastard's a traitor! I paid for this myself, drove all the way from Huadu to get here, and now that it's all done, this old codger's got a big mouth! He actually dares to renege on his promise? ...Wait, why am I being asked to treat body fetishism? Does this thing even exist?
"You... what did you say? I don't know how to cure diseases, and besides, is that body fetish... is it real?" Wang Yao looked at Hua Tuo in surprise.
"Of course it's true. Why would I tell you to lie? It doesn't matter if you can't cure it. Just do as I say, and I guarantee you'll earn merit." The old man glared at him and waved his hand impatiently.
Wang Yao seemed intimidated by the old man's imposing aura. He was actually quite curious about what exactly body fetishism was, why he could cure it, and how it was cured. Even he, the matchmaker, didn't know, so how did this Hua Gu know?
Hua Tuo told Wang Yao not to wander off, then went back and took care of some paperwork. Soon after, he brought Shang Wei out. The kid must have been quite a handful, because he followed Hua Tuo obediently with his head down.
The three walked out of the police station's wall and saw that apart from the faint light from the streetlights, the road was pitch black. Hua Tuo walked to the middle of the road, put two fingers in his mouth, and whistled loudly.
With a loud "buzz," like bees buzzing in their hive or a band taking the stage, suddenly blinding headlights lit up in the distance on both sides, and taxis sped over like madmen.
"Wow! The old guy has this trick up his sleeve?" Wang Yao secretly admired him. Sure enough, old ginger is spicier. This old guy must have lived for thousands of years. He knows all about the mess in Huadu!
They chose the first taxi to arrive, and the three of them got in. Then they saw the other taxis, like fish out of water, swim away one by one.
"The police station arrests and releases people like it's a market day. This is a spot taxi drivers like to stake out... Go to the Seventh Affiliated Hospital of Huayi Hospital!" Hua Tuo seemed to sense Wang Yao's surprise and explained to him in a low voice, then raised his voice to the taxi driver.
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