"Traffic jam again." Hua Gu frowned as he looked down at the winding mountain road. "Do you know how shocked I was when I discovered that mortals had created cars?"
"Traveling a thousand miles a day—that was originally something only gods could do, but I never imagined that mortals could do it too. I thought to myself, if things continue like this, what difference will there be between gods and mortals? Those with clairvoyance now have telescopes, and those with super hearing now have telephones and cell phones..."
"Only when I see this scene can I feel a little better. Mortals are mortals after all. They created these broken things that can travel a thousand miles a day, but they themselves can make themselves so stuck that they can't even travel ten miles a day. It's so damn fun! I love watching traffic jams..."
Wang Yao stared in disbelief at Hua Tuo beside him, never expecting that beneath his seemingly benevolent and righteous exterior lay a gloating and ugly face.
“Well…aren’t we immortals here to serve mortals? If we see mortals stuck in traffic, shouldn’t we help clear the congestion so they can reach their destination sooner?” Wang Yao couldn’t help but give Hua Gu a lecture.
"Unblock? What do you think our office's traffic section chiefs, Li and Yang, are busy with every day? There's nothing we can do!" Hua shook his head heavily and pointed to the winding mountain road below.
"And what do you think they drove out for? Can you believe they're actually here on vacation!"
Hua Gu was furious, and his face turned red without him even realizing it.
"I'm an immortal, busy as a dog every day. I've lived for over a thousand years and never even learned how to write the word 'tourism.' But these mortals are all acting all high and mighty, going on tours? Heh heh, go ahead and tour. Let's see how you manage to get stuck in this desolate mountain!"
Hearing Hua Tuo say this, Wang Yao also felt that these mortals were going too far and were showing off too much. Even if you were going on a trip, you should have gone quietly and secretly! Driving a car and showing off so brazenly in front of us immortals was indeed annoying to the immortals.
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