Chapter 49: Guagua Guagua Guagua was found by the real ancestor! ...
"My dear grandparents, the team leader just said a while ago that feudal superstition is unacceptable. Anyone who practices this will be criticized!"
Xiang Yao simply stood on the stool, put his hands to his lips, looked around, and said loudly:
"I just told her I had the symptoms, and after Aunt Siqing diagnosed me, she even went along with what I said. This shows she can't see anything wrong with me at all!"
"Besides, even if there really is an ancestor, I never do anything to offend him when I go up the mountain!"
"Little boys in the mountains were spitting and cursing, and some even urinated on people's graves. They weren't offended, so why should I be offended?"
Her voice was loud and resonant, full of confidence, and it really stunned everyone for a moment.
People with quick minds thought about it and felt that this made sense. This girl from the Xiang family was usually generous and kind in public, so how could she offend the ancestor?
Xiang Yao saw that everyone's expressions were somewhat relaxed, and Aunt Siqing was about to pull her away several times, so she quickly added fuel to the fire:
"Please think carefully about why we're constantly promoting the need to break free from and oppose feudal superstitions. It's because they're all lies! They're just dying to take your money!"
"With this money, I might as well go to the health center and find a doctor who has studied medicine to treat my illness!"
The fifth old lady was mixed in the crowd, and with her toothless mouth, she also nodded.
She said, "You know what, this girl is right! If Siqing's wife is a very powerful spirit, how could she not even be able to tell whether a little girl like her is really sick?"
They don't pay much attention to other things like breaking feudal superstitions, but they may not really be distracted by the matter of the Four Cleansers' wives.
Now someone has reacted.
An old man said, "I've had cold legs for decades, and suddenly, because of this gloomy day, my legs hurt, and I'm almost dying..."
Someone else said, "Yeah, I just said I've been coughing a lot lately, and Siqing's wife said I had evil spirits entering my body and would become paralyzed if I didn't get treatment. I was so worried."
"But now that I think about it, I woke up in the middle of the night to pee a couple of days ago, got caught in the wind, and caught a cold. It's not a serious illness!"
Seeing that everyone was "incited", Siqing's wife was angry and anxious, and she wanted to tear the girl who was standing high on the stool in front of her into pieces immediately.
She screamed, "If you don't trust me, you'll regret it within three days! When you're all about to die, don't blame me for not warning you!"
The words of Siqing's wife were somewhat intimidating. After all, everyone was afraid of death, especially those who were half buried in the ground. They were even more afraid.
Life is getting better and better now, they are reluctant to leave!
Someone else began to waver, and the look he gave Xiang Yao was no longer so friendly.
In their eyes, the girl from the Xiang family is preventing them from living a good life!
Xiang Yao was a little anxious. She knew that if she couldn't handle this matter today well, she would be very sad in Xiangjiawan in the future. If she said anything in the future, no one would believe her.
This won’t do!
Xiang Yao rolled his eyes and said, "Well, Aunt Siqing, I don't deny your ability to be distracted right now. How about we ask you right now and see what your ability is, okay?"
Siqing's wife was a little hesitant. She didn't know what method this girl would use to deal with her, but she saw everyone's eyes were a little suspicious and a little expectant. She also knew that if she didn't agree, today's matter would be difficult.
She gritted her teeth, hardened her heart, and agreed: "Sure, as long as it's about curing the disease, it won't be difficult for me!"
Anyway, no one here knows how to treat diseases, so it all depends on what she says.
Seeing that she had fallen into the trap, Xiang Yao was delighted and said, "Okay, since you are so confident, I believe you are really capable. Then I will ask you without any worries."
Siqing's wife immediately said, "Wait a minute!"
Xiang Yao tilted her head: "What's wrong, Aunt Siqing, do you regret it?"
Siqing's wife raised her chin, a look of "How is that possible" on her face: "No, I mean, if it turns out that I am real, I will charge you fifty yuan!"
Xiang Yao pretended to be embarrassed and hesitated for a moment, then nodded as if he had made up his mind: "Okay, I agree."
Seeing that Siqing's wife didn't say anything, a hint of cunning flashed in Xiang Yao's eyes.
She spoke quickly, "Aunt Siqing, since you're distracted by something that can cure illnesses, and you've taken everyone's money, saying you want to prescribe prescriptions and buy herbs, then you must be very familiar with herbs?"
Without waiting for Siqing's wife to speak, she quickly stated her request: "So, taking Grandpa Wang's illness of evil spirits invading his eyes as an example, what herbs are you going to buy?"
When others heard this, they thought it was right!
Since you said confidently that you were going to buy herbs to make medicine, you must be very familiar with them!
At that moment, everyone looked at Siqing's wife eagerly, expecting her to roll out a series of medicinal herb names.
However, Siqing's wife opened her mouth again and again, trying to speak several times, but the words were stuck in her throat and she could not say anything.
Finally, under the gaze of everyone, Siqing's wife said dryly, "How can I tell you all this?"
Xiang Yao raised her eyebrows and chuckled, "Auntie, as far as I know, even if you take out the entire prescription, as long as you don't reveal the dosage, no one else will be able to learn it."
She looked down at the Siqing wife, her voice clear and pressing: "You refuse to say anything, do you actually know nothing?"
Si Qing's wife instinctively denied it: "How is that possible? This is a secret that cannot be passed on to others. Of course, I can't let you hear it!"
Xiang Yao said, "Throughout history, there has never been a doctor with superb medical skills who holds such an idea. Besides, you only need to name some of the herbs. I didn't ask you to tell me the entire prescription."
When the others heard this, they also said, "Yes, Siqing wife, just mention a few things. We are all uneducated and will definitely not be able to learn them. We will forget them as soon as we hear them."
"Four-Qing wife, just tell me a few things. The little girl asked, so it's not that difficult!"
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Siqing's wife looked at this group of people and felt as if she was surrounded by enemies.
She never thought that she would be forced to this point by a little girl.
But no matter how hard she racked her brains, she couldn't think of a way to deal with it. She was stunned on the spot, not knowing how to respond for a moment.
Seeing that Siqing's wife was silent, Xiang Yao knew that her trick had been successful. Even if the brigade cadres did not come for a few years, she could make Siqing's wife return the money.
"Aunt Siqing, since you can't tell me what herbs you want to buy, I can only assume that you don't understand medicine at all."
Siqing's wife opened and closed her mouth but still couldn't speak. Her mind was racing and she was already regretting doing this distracted thing.
Xiang Yao pressed on: "If that's the case, then it means none of you grandparents have the illnesses you mentioned. I'd better return the money to everyone as soon as possible!"
Siqing's wife touched her bulging pockets filled with bills. She felt very reluctant when she thought that the money she had worked so hard to cheat would soon be gone and her pockets would become empty again.
She looked around inconspicuously, trying to find a direction to run in.
Anyway, as long as she leaves here, no one will keep accounts, so it doesn’t matter if she pockets some of the money.
However, none of the old men and women were vegetarians. After Siqing's wife failed to name the medicinal herbs, they all squeezed to the front.
At this moment, they have formed a tight circle with no gaps at all!
In a moment of desperation, Siqing's wife had a flash of inspiration, and in a moment of distraction, her whole body suddenly twitched.
Wow!
She was like a fish that had been caught on shore. Her arms and legs began to shake back and forth, and her eyes were almost rolling up to the sky.
Not to mention Xiang Yao who was closest to her, even the other knowledgeable old people were stunned by her movement.
Compared to the Siqing Wife's previous behavior, her current appearance actually looked more like she was possessed by some local ghost...
Of course, Xiang Yao didn't believe that Siqing's wife had really encountered any emergency.
She stood on a stool, and this angle was just right for her to see Siqing's wife's entire face clearly. After observing for a while, she found that as expected, this person secretly opened her eyes a little in the middle and looked at the expressions of everyone!
Xiang Yao calmed down, and after a moment's thought, he came up with an idea.
She quickly jumped off the stool, shouting "Aunt Siqing! Aunt Siqing, what's wrong with you!", and squatted quickly in front of Siqing's wife.
"Aunt Siqing, don't tell me you've gone crazy!"
She spoke loudly, pulling at Siqing's wife's eyelids, pinching her philtrum with her fingernails, and pulling at her flesh.
"Pig Madness" is actually epilepsy, but in Xiangjiawan, everyone calls it that.
After hearing this, the old man and the old woman were a little confused: This Siqing daughter-in-law has never been crazy about pig wives before, why did she suddenly start doing this?
Siqing's wife felt her whole body tense up when Xiang Yao pinched her, and she felt severe pain in the place where she was pinched, and cursed in her heart.
This girl only grabbed a little bit of her flesh and spun her around in a full circle. She was in so much pain that she almost couldn't help but scream!
While trying her best to endure the severe pain, she cursed Xiang Yao in her heart.
But the pain is that she can only pretend to the end and have to endure this naughty girl's mischief for the time being.
Xiang Yao saw Si Qing's wife frowning and trying hard to hold back, and he felt a little amused, so he deliberately said:
"Aunt Siqing, I don't think you're crazy, but you just did something deceptive and the real ancestor is looking for you!"
She reached out to touch the pocket of Siqing's wife, which was filled with money: "You'd better take out the money quickly, otherwise the ancestors will be even more angry! Only by returning it all to everyone can we eliminate the anger of some of our ancestors!"
Siqing's wife was not happy with this and quickly covered her pockets tightly, refusing to let anyone take her money.
She complained in her heart: Damn it, comrade, this girl obviously did it on purpose!
Seeing her hands covering her pockets being violently pried apart by the girl, Siqing's wife stopped twitching and slowly opened her eyes.
She seemed confused and said, "What happened to me just now? Why am I lying on the ground..."
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