Chapter 43 Hedgehog Powder
"Little Fairy, eyes."
Fortunately, there's still Little Fairy here.
A wail rang out, and Tu Jinxing covered his eyes.
"Ouch, it hurts so much! What did you do to me, you brat?!"
"Let me take a look for you."
Tu Jinxing removed his hand, and one of his eyes turned a terrifying, spiderweb-like blood red.
"Uh, you've been poisoned."
At this moment, Yu Liang returned and, in a very obsequious manner, brought a chair for his younger sister so she could sit down and not get tired of standing.
"You vixen, it was you who poisoned me!"
"Hmm, you know how to use witchcraft, but I know how to use poison, so we actually have a lot in common. However, I only target bad people, so sorry, it seems we don't have much in common anymore."
Tu Jinxing covered her eyes and cried out in pain, "You brat, quickly cure my poison!"
Yu Xiaolu casually crossed her legs and ate the potato chips Yu Liang handed her. "Sure, when you cure their poison, I'll heal your eyes. That's fair, right? We won't owe each other any favors, isn't that great?"
At this moment, Tu Jinxing was in so much pain that he bent over, "You—"
"Just a heads up, if this poison isn't neutralized in ten minutes, you'll go blind in one eye forever. Well, actually, you're not at a loss. One eye for a dozen lives, really, you're actually making a profit. Or, just accept being blind and be a cool one-eyed guy, that's not so bad."
Yu Liang chimed in, "My sister is right. Why don't we both go blind? I heard that blind people can receive welfare benefits, so it's useless if only one person goes blind."
Yu Xiaoluo considered it seriously for a moment, "Hmm, that's a good idea. Let's help others, what can I say, I'm just so kind-hearted—"
"My sister is the kindest and most adorable woman in the world—"
Yu Xiaoluo's eyes crinkled with laughter as she stretched out a hand, as if to unleash poison. Tu Jinxing cried out, "No! No! I'll cure you! I'll cure you!"
Yu Xiaoluo lowered her hand, looking puzzled. "You really don't want to receive welfare?"
"No, I'll cure the poison!"
As he spoke, he shakily pulled a box from his pocket. The box contained some black charcoal powder. "Mix this into the water and feed it to them."
Yu Liang took it and handed it to Yu Xiaoluo. Yu Xiaoluo smelled it and realized it was hedgehog gray.
She got up and poured the charcoal powder into the water, "so that the patients could drink it."
Tu Jinxing was still wailing, "I've already given you the antidote, please cure my poison quickly."
"What's the rush? I need to see how they are doing first. We'll talk about it later. What if you're lying to me? I'm a woman who is both beautiful and intelligent. It's not that easy to fool me."
Tu Jinxing felt like he was about to die from the pain, but he was completely helpless against her. He could only writhe on the ground in agony, howling in pain.
"Someone go get some plastic bags." Zheng Tao quickly went to his milk tea shop and got some bags.
After taking the medicine, they began to vomit violently, filling plastic bags with the vomit. Even so, the taste was still extremely strong.
In their vomit, wriggling worms could be seen. Yu Xiaoluo asked Nanshan to take the vomit away and then carefully examined their bodies.
After they vomited, they were fed plenty of clean water.
After a lot of effort, he finally recovered and was able to get up, but he was still quite weak.
Tu Jinxing was in so much pain that he could only curl up and couldn't even scream anymore. Blood was seeping from between his fingers as he covered his eyes, and his face looked extremely pale.
Yu Xiaoluo kicked him, "How am I supposed to feed you if you're lying down like that? Do you really just want to collect welfare and live a worthless life?"
"Give it to me, give it to me—"
Tu Jinxing was too weak to even speak at this point.
Yu Xiaolu stuffed the antidote pill into his mouth; it was Xiaoxianxian's poop.
This guy really got a good deal; he even had the honor of eating Little Fairy's poop.
After eating the pill, Tu Jinxing's pain and blindness were relieved. He opened his eyes and could see vaguely, although he had not fully recovered.
"Alright, take him away." Nanshan then ordered his men to take away the lifeless Tu Jinxing.
Everyone was alright, so they thanked Yu Xiaoluo.
"It feels like Miss Yu is truly a bodhisattva reincarnated to save the world from suffering."
"I told you so, our little sister Yu Xiaoluo is just that amazing. Luckily, we were able to meet her this time."
"You're beautiful and kind-hearted! Do you have a live stream? I'll definitely give you a tip!"
Yu Xiaolu smiled and said, "No need to thank me. I just did a little good deed to the best of my ability. You should go back quickly, rest for a couple of days and get better. Don't do any strenuous exercise these two days, eat light food, and you'll be fine."
Several fans who had seen Yu Xiaoluo's videos admired her even more this time, saying, "Miss Yu, are you an incarnation of a fairy? You're so beautiful and gentle. Can I take a photo with you?"
"Yes, yes."
So several fans took photos with Yu Xiaoluo before reluctantly leaving.
At this moment, the system finally spoke, "Completed 1 good deed, accumulated good deed value 6, merit value +15, accumulated merit value 37."
Sigh, we're still so far from our goal. When will we ever be able to achieve it?
The system is too stingy.
The matter was now resolved. Nanshan thanked her and went to handle the aftermath. By then, it was almost dark.
"Are you hungry, little sister? I'll take you to get something to eat."
Although Yu Liang had no appetite at all at this moment, after smelling the stench and seeing vomit and insects all day, he felt nauseous just thinking about it and had no appetite to eat.
Yu Xiaolu was really hungry. The smelly food she had eaten today didn't affect her appetite at all because she was really tired and hungry. "I haven't seen Sister Manman for several days. Let's go to Xiaoxiang Food Restaurant."
Speaking of Bao Manman, Yu Liang thought of Bao Shuoyu. "I've been busy all day, where is that lackey? Is he lame or dead? Why is there not even a trace of him? Did he know that today's events were disgusting, so he simply hid away?"
Hmph, he's really too awful. I must make Luo Luo divorce him. My third brother is her true, unwavering chief lackey, and no one can shake his position.
Unbeknownst to him, Bao Shuoyu, led by the black cat, had arrived at Shangguan Peiyu's residence.
Bao Shuoyu looked at the brightly lit villa and the figures reflected in the windows, a meaningful smile playing on his lips. "Shangguan Peiyu, huh? Interesting—"
Unbeknownst to him, several birds above his head were chirping and talking in human language.
"It seems to be here."
"No, there's no smell here. Have we made a mistake?"
"I also think there's a mistake."
"Will our master scold us for being useless, unable to handle such a small matter?"
"No, she won't." On the bird's back, a snake wearing small glasses said earnestly, "She'll only stun us. Once isn't enough, she'll do it twice."
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