Chapter 015: The Evil Snake in the Mountain Village-15
"My garden is pretty good, isn't it?"
Meng Tang walked up to Jiang Yan and wanted to give him the words he had just picked.
However, he had just said a few words, "Send it to you--" and was interrupted by a "Aqiu".
"What is that? My nose is itchy."
The sound came from the little snake on Jiang Yan's head. It was having a sweet dream, but unexpectedly, a scent of flowers came. It was allergic to the scent of flowers, and this smell was like a group of ants crawling on its nose.
The little snake twisted its body, blocked its nose with the tip of its tail, and then stared at Meng Tang with a pair of tearful eyes, crying out aggrievedly, "Dad, hold it away from me."
Meng Tang, who had already prepared a series of romantic words in his mind, froze, then gritted his teeth and said, "Can you come down?!"
He has never touched his wife's head, but the ignorant kid in front of him looks like he is enjoying it.
If it weren't for the need to maintain a kind image in front of his wife, Meng Tang would have severely punished the little snake.
Meng Tang sighed to himself.
He felt that he had a very good temper now.
Jiang Yan raised his hand, and the little snake on his head slid down his hand and then hung directly on his arm.
"You were just about to say, give me the flower?" Jiang Yan set his eyes on the man in front of him. The gorgeous rose in the man's hand and his sturdy figure were a gorgeous match.
Meng Tang looked down at the flowers in his hand, then looked up at Jiang Yan, with a hint of shyness on his face. "Well, well, if you like."
Jiang Yan pondered for a moment.
He remembered that there were a lot of wild roses near his home. He often saw them when he went out to play with Wang Wu and Li Si. In fact, he wanted to pick a few several times, but gave up in the end.
One is that wild roses have thorns, and the other is that his mother is also allergic to roses.
The rose in Meng Tang's hand was very bright red. Jiang Yan's eyes stayed on it for quite a while, until the person holding the rose began to tremble, and then -
With a "pop", the flower fell into the mud on the ground.
Meng Tang: “…”
Jiang Yan said calmly, "Are there thorns?"
Meng Tang scratched his head and said, "No, I have a habit of shaking hands."
"Hand shaking?"
Meng Tang coughed lightly, "When I was a snake, I often shook my tail. In fact, all of us snakes have this habit."
He would never say that his wife was staring at him for too long and then he felt shy!
At this time, the little snake came over and said, "It seems so, but mommy, I don't shake my tail, I prefer to shake my head."
"It's okay, just a flower fell. Anyway, this garden of mine is yours." Meng Tang cleverly changed the subject and pretended to be relaxed.
Jiang Yan didn't say anything.
Afterwards, the two people and the snake continued to stroll in the garden.
"What do you snakes usually do?" Jiang Yan thought, resting his chin on his hand. "Do you go hunting?"
Meng Tang thought about it and realized that their snake tribe did spend most of their time hunting and fighting with other creatures in the mountains, such as spiders, scorpions, and birds. After all, they had not yet learned human cooking skills and their human positioning was still at the primitive stage.
However, he didn't want to sound too cruel and scare Jiang Yan. So, after some careful consideration, Meng Tang said seriously: "We snakes are relatively friendly and rarely fight. We basically make a living by picking up garbage."
But he regretted it the minute he said it.
Why do you have to pick up trash when there are so many other options?
Doesn’t this mean that my wife will have to pick up trash with me in the future?
Meng Tang scratched his head and head. Just as he was thinking about what excuse he should come up with, the little snake cub who was keen on joining in the conversation between his parents spoke again, "Dad, you can beat ten people by yourself... uh uh."
When the little snake was about to say the last few words, Meng Tang immediately grabbed the little snake's mouth and tried to shut him up.
However, when Meng Tang, who was already a human, put his palm forward, he not only covered the snake cub's mouth, but also covered its small, round head.
The little snake seemed to be grabbed by the throat of fate and could only whimper for help. Its entire body also retreated, trying to hide in Jiang Yan's warm chest.
Meng Tang's eyes were full of Jiang Yan, so he naturally ignored the snake cub whose head he was about to pinch off. He looked at Jiang Yan with a calm expression and said, "Don't listen to its nonsense. This cub has been shaking its head too much and is a bit stupid. I can only carry more than ten bags of garbage by myself."
Hiss, why are we talking about garbage again?
Jiang Yan said, "Oh," and then, "What kind of junk can we eat tonight?"
Meng Tang: “…”
***
Fortunately, Jiang Yan can cook.
Before, when I was at home, besides being nagged by my parents every day for not making progress, I was also dragged to the kitchen to cook.
Night was approaching, and the dim light enveloped the square ground in front of him. In the middle of the ground was a huge bonfire, and not far away were a few stone slabs, on which was placed... tonight's dinner.
"Hey handsome, I'm sorry to bother you tonight."
A beautiful woman came over to talk to him and put the "garbage" she had just picked up on the stone slab. In fact, it was the result of her hunting, a scorpion that had just died.
Jiang Yan looked at the black scorpion in silence for a while, then turned his head and stared at the wild fruit of unknown toxicity that he had picked from an unknown tree and fell into deep thought.
But, it would be fine if they were just wild fruits, but what’s the meaning of bringing a bunch of leaves?
Just when Jiang Yan was worrying about these ingredients, a member of the snake tribe came over, picked up a green leaf on the stone slab and put it in his mouth naturally. Seeing someone staring at him, he said enthusiastically, "It's crunchy, you can try it too." Then he left.
Jiang Yan suddenly choked up.
At this time, Meng Tang came over and said, "Why do you look so unhappy? Tell me what has wronged you. Let me comfort you."
Jiang Yan looked at him expressionlessly, "Why don't you let me go home?"
Meng Tang's expression froze.
The next second, he said dejectedly: "Okay, go ahead. I'm fine on my own. I can live well on my own, picking up trash every day."
Jiang Yan rubbed his brows, wondering how this grown man in front of him could have such an aggrieved expression.
For some reason, he thought of Mengtang again.
Jiang Yan stared at the man in front of him for a long time, as if trying to find a familiar shadow in him.
"Forget it." Jiang Yan shook his head. "Just help me. I'll try to cook a meal."
As soon as he finished speaking, the man raised his head as if relieved. His deep green eyes suddenly lit up, as if they were a forest decorated with countless small lights.
In just one hour, after all the cooking, Jiang Yan perfectly demonstrated the cooking skills his mother taught him.
"Wow, it smells so good."
"In comparison, what we ate before seemed like garbage."
"It's over. I want to marry a wife like this too."
A group of people...a group of snakes gathered around a bright campfire, chatting enthusiastically while enjoying the delicious food in front of them.
"Come, chew this tail."
Meng Tang put the rare scorpion legs into the ginger and salt bowl, and the latter's expression changed slightly, "You... keep it for yourself... I'll chew the leaves... they're crunchy, very good."
Jiang Yan's heart was filled with emotions, but he soon convinced himself.
Compared to being tied up and imprisoned, being a babysitter is better.
"Want a drink?"
Meng Tang handed over a bottle of wine, but Jiang Yan refused, "I don't want to drink."
"That's fine."
Jiang Yan saw that Meng Tang did not drink after he refused, but gave the bottle to others. He looked around and saw that other snakes were drinking, thinking that this was some kind of pre-meal custom of the snake tribe. But it seemed that only the man next to him did not drink. He was slightly startled and asked, "You don't drink either?"
Meng Tang nodded, "Our true colors will show up when we drink."
"Um?"
What's shown on TV is actually real.
Jiang Yan was half-believing and half-doubting. After a while, the noise disappeared in an instant. He looked up and found that the original people had turned back into snake forms and were lying everywhere, leaning left and right. Some snakes were lying in groups, even forming a small hill.
Seeing so many snakes at once, Jiang Yan was a little panicked, but fortunately there was a "human" next to him, and he managed to steady his breathing.
Meng Tang supported Jiang Yan's slightly trembling body and said, "Let's go back to sleep."
Jiang Yan nodded, stood up and followed Meng Tang for a few steps before asking, "What about them?"
Meng Tang said: "We usually sleep on the floor, there are no such things as that."
Jiang Yan said "Oh", and then he heard the man continue to say: "But I still want to sleep with you later."
At the end, she added with a hint of grievance, "Can you let me sleep on the bed this time?"
Meng Tang remembered that he had slept with Jiang Yan before when he was still in the village. However, when Jiang Yan was awake, he always slept on the floor.
Sometimes, only in the middle of the night when the other person fell asleep, he dared to secretly climb into bed, then hug his wife's soft body, and give her a warm and loving kiss.
But now that they are together, he wants to sleep with her openly.
Jiang Yan was stunned when he heard the man's request. He raised his eyes and said, "Didn't we just meet today?"
Although he has little education, Jiang Yan is not a fool.
When the other party asks this question, there are generally two possibilities.
Either they knew each other before and slept together.
Either the other party had someone else before him... or a snake.
Jiang Yan looked at him dimly, "You..."
Fortunately, Meng Tang reacted in time. He quickly used his brain and explained: "No, don't think too much. I used to dream about sleeping with you, but you always refused and only let me sleep on the floor."
Jiang Yan: “…” How credible is this?
He took a deep look at the man in front of him, and the words "he has something to hide" were written all over his body.
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