Chapter 066 Crazy Tentacles-5
In the bathroom, Jiang Yan stared at the dressing mirror in a trance.
The mirror reflected his rosy cheeks and the red corners of his eyes. His long and narrow eyelashes had been wet when he had just washed his face with the faucet, and some strands of eyelashes were stuck together.
Jiang Yan calmed down his breathing, turned on the bathroom heater and took a quick shower. Thinking that it was still early, he also washed his hair.
The foam rushed into the drain, and when Jiang Yan was drying his body, he realized that he hadn't taken off his pants yet.
He tightened his grip on the towel, and finally, through the door, he raised his voice slightly and called out, "Meng Tang, can you help me get my...pants from the closet? They're new, and they're sealed in the pocket."
"Can you help me get my work clothes too?"
After the words were spoken, the surroundings became very quiet.
Jiang Yan thought that Meng Tang woke up and fell asleep again. He became a little conflicted and thought: Why not just go out and get it myself.
If Meng Tang really fell asleep.
Jiang Yan wrapped himself tightly in a bath towel and just as he pushed the bathroom door open a crack, a round head popped out. Jiang Yan was so scared that he took a step back and accidentally stepped on the soap bubbles that had not been rinsed off.
His body was unstable and he was about to hit the hard floor on his back. For a moment, he closed his eyes with despair, just praying that it wouldn't hurt too much.
However, the imagined pain did not occur.
When Jiang Yan was about to fall, Meng Tang pulled him in time, so his backward leaning movement turned into forward leaning.
There was no problem with his back, but his chin unexpectedly hit Meng Tang's collarbone near his chin.
It was also at this time that Jiang Yan discovered that he was actually shorter than Meng Tang!
He is actually shorter than a girl, so much shorter.
Jiang Yan thought to himself, he is already 1.80 meters tall, so this girl must be almost 1.9 meters tall.
Hiss, why does it feel like something is wrong? Was she this tall when we first met yesterday?
"Are you okay?"
A gentle female voice reached his ears, and Jiang Yan realized that his posture with Meng Tang was too close. He quickly pulled away from her arms with a blush.
"I, I'm fine." His voice was a little shaky, and he didn't know whether he was still in shock or shy in the girl's embrace. "I didn't expect you to catch me."
"Hehe, there are still many things you can't imagine."
Jiang Yan looked up and found that Meng Tang blinked at him, as if she was acting coquettishly or flirting with him.
Jiang Yan turned his head and asked, "How tall are you?"
Meng Tang stared at him motionlessly, "I haven't tested it."
"I think you can be a model with your height." Jiang Yan said honestly, "You are also very beautiful."
"Really?" Meng Tang's eyes lit up. Suddenly, "she" remembered something, then held something in front of Jiang Yan and said with a smile, "The pants you asked me to bring."
Jiang Yan's heart started pounding when he heard the sensitive words. He quickly took his pants and was about to put them on in the bathroom, but he saw Meng Tang still standing at the door, with no intention of leaving.
Jiang Yan coughed dryly a few times, "Should I put on some clothes?"
The other person held his chin and said, "I know." But his eyes were still glued to Jiang Yan, as if he wanted to see clearly every move he made.
Jiang Yan was a little embarrassed, "Can you close the door?"
"Oh, you're shy." The man at the door suddenly said, and his tone was extremely natural, as if seeing him wearing only shorts was not a big deal.
Although it's really not a big deal.
But...how long have they known each other?
Jiang Yan was already somewhat nervous about living under the same roof, and now this scene appeared, making him even more confused.
This girl is quite open.
"Then I'll cover my eyes, and you change quickly."
Jiang Yan: “…Ah?”
As soon as she cried "Ah", Meng Tang covered her eyes with her hands, humming a song and saying, "Hurry up."
So Jiang Yan decided to go all out. He turned his back, took off the bath towel, and then put on his shorts at a speed as fast as if he had pressed the fast-forward button, and finally his work clothes.
After finishing his dress, Jiang Yan finally let go of his worries. He exhaled slowly, and when he turned around, he suddenly met the eyes of the person at the door.
The other person covered his eyes very perfunctorily, and the gaps between his fingers were particularly large, so one could easily see what was outside.
This made Jiang Yan's heart, which had just been relieved, become tense again. He asked tentatively, "You didn't see it?"
“I saw it.”
"That's good...what?!"
Jiang Yan was surprised to find that the other party was so honest. At this moment, their roles seemed to have been reversed, as if Jiang Yan was the shy girl, and said with shame: "Why are you..."
Unexpectedly, Meng Tang shrugged and said calmly, "Why are you shy, a grown man? I, a little girl, didn't say anything."
"It's pretty, what are you afraid of?"
Jiang Yan was stunned. It looks pretty good?
For some unknown reason, Jiang Yan lowered his head to glance at his neckline, and thought to himself: Could it be that he has really developed abdominal muscles?
However, Meng Tang's next words made Jiang Yan almost want to dig a hole and bury himself in it.
"I mean yours are pretty nice, pink."
Jiang Yan's expression at this time: oO
Meng Tang said this without blushing or beating her heart, and what she thought in her heart was: Tsk, I couldn’t see clearly last night because the room was too dark, but now I can finally see clearly.
My wife’s dicks are so pretty, hehe.
Meng Tang's expression: =w=
"Daddy and Mommy, what are you discussing?"
A childish voice came from outside the bathroom. They both turned around and saw Meng Xiaolu coming out of the bedroom.
He must have just woken up, his hair was still frizzy and his eyes were very sleepy.
"Daddy and Mommy?" Jiang Yan was puzzled by these two words.
Meng Xiaolu is a smart kid. He knows that he has to help his brother pursue Jiang Yan, especially when he knows that his triplet brother Meng Xiao is secretly in love with his brother's wife, and Meng Xiaolan is an unreliable foodie. The task of assisting finally falls on him, the triplet.
"We are homeless anyway, why don't we start a family?" Meng Xiaolu blinked her big watery eyes and said in a gentle voice, "Is it okay? Is it okay?"
"Other kids have moms and dads, we want them too."
Under Meng Xiaolu's continuous coquettish attack, Jiang Yan finally compromised, but he still looked at Meng Tang inquiringly and explained: "I don't think I have told you the details of the three of them."
"I understand." Meng Tang nodded. Without Jiang Yan's explanation, he put on a loving motherly look, squatted in front of Meng Xiaolu, and reached out to rub the little guy's fluffy head. "Of course, I'm happy to be your father."
Meng Xiaolu: “?”
Jiang Yan: “???”
"Then Jiang Yan is our mommy." Meng Xiaolu didn't care what her brother, who was pretending to be a beautiful woman but was actually an ugly tentacle monster, was planning. She just followed his words.
So the pressure was put on Jiang Yan.
"Wait, is there something wrong?"
Meng Xiaolu blinked and said, "No, I used to call my parents like this. In my family, men are mothers and women are fathers."
Jiang Yan's eyelids jumped violently, and a question word of disbelief came out of his mouth, "Huh?"
"Maybe the three of us prefer male mothers." Meng Xiaolu said nonsense in a serious manner, "Our parents also dote on us very much, so they let us do what we want."
"Wuuuu Mommy, you won't refuse, right?" Meng Xiaolu called "Mommy" so sweetly, her little mouth seemed to be filled with honey. Even Jiang Yan, a grown man, felt his heart numb when this little boy called him.
“The three of us are so miserable. We could have lived in a big villa forever, but our happy family was destroyed by the hateful monster.” As Meng Xiaolu spoke, her big eyes were instantly filled with tears, “嘤嘤嘤～”
Seeing this, Meng Tang also sang the same tune: "Anyway, I have no objection. What do you think, husband?"
Jiang Yan sighed. His original plan was to remain single for the rest of his life, or to die in the line of duty one day and end his life.
Unexpectedly, I accidentally formed a new family, a strange new family.
How should I put it? It was actually a pleasant surprise.
With such a beautiful "wife" and handsome and obedient "children", Jiang Yan felt that he seemed to have... one more reason to work hard, and life seemed to have become meaningful.
"Okay, okay, it's up to you."
As the "only" big man in the family, Jiang Yan said helplessly.
"Mommy, you are so kind." Meng Xiaolu called sweetly, "I have to tell Xiaohei, Xiaolan and the others this good news."
"My wife, you are so nice."
"Um...wait, old what?"
Even Meng Tang suddenly changed his name. Jiang Yan was at a loss for a moment. He opened his eyes slightly, his expression as innocent as a frightened deer in the woods.
"Wife, you are so cute." Meng Tang suddenly couldn't help but stretched out her hand to pinch Jiang Yan's elastic face, "Since you are their mother, I should call you wife too."
"But..." Jiang Yan hesitated to speak.
Meng Tang coaxed, "Otherwise, the child calls you mommy, but I call you husband. How confusing it sounds. So, if we unify, won't it be much better?"
Jiang Yan was pinched by the other party's chin, and was forced to look up and look at "her". The other party's eyes were bright, straightforward and convincing, which made him a little distracted. He said woodenly: "It seems... it makes sense."
"That's right." Meng Tang gave Jiang Yan a kiss as if rewarding her. "You'll be my wife from now on. Come on, call me husband, and let me hear it."
"Husband?"
Jiang Yan was seduced by the other party and shouted out intermittently.
After he finished shouting, he felt something was strange.
It was as if something was secretly bewitching and pulling him, causing him to do a series of unspeakable things.
But... when I saw Meng Tang's beautiful face and pretty eyes, the doubts in my heart were deliberately wiped away by some force.
For a moment, Jiang Yan had an illusion that he was being controlled by something.
No, no.
Jiang Yan shook his head violently. It must be because he had been in contact with monsters for so long that he became a little abnormal.
This family is obviously... very normal.
How could he doubt it?
On the way to the company, Jiang Yan thought about it and finally convinced himself.
At the same time at home, the beautiful woman in front of the dressing mirror has disappeared, and replaced by a handsome young man.
"Brother, are you using the forbidden power again?"
At the bathroom door, Meng Xiaolu leaned against the door. He looked at his elder brother who had turned back into a man and continued, "If you want to use this power to make him fall in love with you, I advise you to stop."
However, a low laugh came from the bathroom.
"Not me, I don't need to use this power."
"Who is that?" Meng Xiaolu showed a puzzled expression, "I did feel a strange power just now. Although it has no effect on us monsters, it can affect people's minds. Jiang Yan was affected just now."
"Otherwise he wouldn't have agreed so quickly."
Meng Tang looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly, several tentacles appeared out of thin air from his trouser legs.
He used his pink tentacles to simulate the shape of scissors, and gave himself a new haircut. He then retracted his tentacles, threw the lady's wig on the washstand to Meng Xiaolu at the door, and then slowly answered the question:
"I'll go out and take a look. You stay home."
Meng Xiaolu said "Oh", and then her stomach made a growling sound.
He is hungry.
Meng Xiaolu looked at his brother eagerly, but his brother pursed his lips and looked at his trouser legs, which were torn a little by the tentacles that had just appeared.
"Tsk." Meng Tang's face turned bad, like an obsessive-compulsive patient seeing things being messed up, "It's not perfect again. How can I face my wife like this?"
Meng Xiaolu, who was still hungry, said: "..." Oh, is it so great to have a wife? He didn't even think about who was working hard to assist him.
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