Chapter 206: The Love Brain Wars of Geniuses (Two in One)

2pm, Crow Lane.

A low wind whistled through the streets, rustling the broken doors and windows of every household, and the sunlight could not penetrate into Crow Lane.

Only the chilly cold wind and the shadow of dark clouds shroud this dilapidated alley at all times, giving people a solemn feeling of impending storm.

"Bishop Merlin actually really likes you, but he is deliberately distancing himself from you because he is not tolerated by the secular world!"

Bishop Rada was shocked to see that the two men were speaking with such confidence, "Are you serious about what you said?"

He now had the appearance of a beautiful girl, and frowned slightly, expressing his doubts about the truthfulness of the words of these two guys.

"Every word we said is true." Liszt and Arthur said solemnly. They were absolutely not lying. They really wanted to help His Majesty Merlin and Bishop Rada. "This is top secret information we personally found out from Heaven."

“No one else knew this news.”

After saying this, the two men couldn't help but straighten their chests with pride, with smug smiles on their faces, and said, "Even Brother Chaos Stairs doesn't know!"

Rada saw the expressions of these two people and they didn't seem to be lying.

It’s not that Rada trusts these two guys, but he feels that with their courage, they wouldn’t dare to lie to him.

To be on the safe side, he used a secret identification technique of the Painful Esoteric Sect to see through the souls of the two people with his clairvoyance. He found that the emotional fluctuations of the souls were stable, and their heartbeats and pulses had not changed. It was obvious that what he said was true, and they had indeed entered heaven.

Bishop Rada began to think about what the two had said. In fact, when he carefully thought about what Merlin had done today, he also felt that it was strange.

If Merlin didn't have him in his heart, why would he deliberately distance himself from him?

He had fought with me for a whole year. If Merlin didn't have me in his heart, why didn't he go find another demigod of the secret sect? The more he thought about it, the more likely it was.

Bishop Rada is not a pedantic person. He has specially studied this situation. Especially in the past few days, after binging on several episodes of "The Forbidden Love of the Cursed Child and the Maid", he has become a preliminary expert in love.

Academically, Merlin's type is defined as "tsundere".

When Lada thought of this, she began to feel her scalp itchy, and it might even start to grow a head and more hair. Her originally calm and disillusioned state of mind suddenly became agitated, and the strands of worry that had been plucked out showed signs of sprouting roots.

"But His Majesty Merlin still has some reservations. You should pretend to be a woman and date him first to hide your true identity." Liszt suggested, "After you develop feelings for him over time, it won't be too late to reveal your true feelings to him later."

Bishop Rada had a feeling that Merlin was the key to the return of his flowing scarlet hair.

At times like this, he no longer cared about his dignity as a bishop.

Bishop Rada quickly asked Arthur and Lister, "Then what should I do?"

After all, Yangzi and Yue'er are both seniors in being women, so it is still necessary to ask for their experience at times like this.

"Don't bring any weapons or equipment. Girls should behave like ladies," Liszt said calmly. Arthur added, "It's best not to wear any clothes. This will show that you are sincere and take this date seriously."

Hmm. Bishop Rada nodded. Although he didn't understand what was said, he felt that it made sense.

"You can wear the Holy Infant's Peace to cover your private parts. Ah, it is the most high-end luxury product in the imperial capital, and aristocratic girls all use it." Liszt even did not forget to promote the product.

Bishop Rada is a famous figure in the esoteric religion.

Then take a few dozen photos and use them to promote it, so that all the secret believers know that the famous and murderous Her Majesty Rada also likes to wear diapers. With the celebrity effect, their orders will increase sharply, and they will make a lot of money, and finally completely open up the blue ocean market of the secret religion.

By then, he will have both black and white control and will have no rivals.

Liszt pushed up his glasses and curled up his lips into a wicked smile. Everything was under his control.

Bishop Rada felt that what Lister said made sense. After all, this thing was expensive, and expensive things must be good.

He was satisfied and felt that the two had done a great job, so he generously assured Liszt and Arthur, "If you two can really help me, I will reward you generously after the task is completed!"

Liszt and Arthur looked at each other and smiled in sync.

"The bag is taken."

"Humph, love is war!" Liszt and Arthur snorted at the same time and patted their chests, "As long as you listen to us, we will definitely win!"

What they were waiting for was Bishop Rada's words.

As long as they succeed in bringing the two of them together and accomplish such a great feat, not only will they be handsomely rewarded by the Secret Sect, but His Majesty Merlin will also surely promise a much greater reward tomorrow after hearing about their feat.

Merlin gained love, Bishop Rada also gained love, everyone won once, and they will be a win-win! For the happiness of all mankind, Liszt and Arthur should fight to the end.

As long as he has the help of these two love geniuses, Bishop Rada will be able to win this love brain war.

It's a pity that Brother Ansu didn't get such a wonderful job. If Brother Ansu knew, he would definitely regret it. Liszt and Arthur couldn't help but sigh in their hearts. - Three o'clock in the afternoon. Lavender field.

The afternoon breeze dispersed the clouds in the sky, and the sunlight dyed the scattered clouds, dyeing the sky into layer upon layer of pink. The deep purple lavender fields also swayed in the wind, splashing ripples.

The fragrant breeze, colorful clouds, and the sea of ​​lavender flowers make it a perfect time to fall in love.

"There must be an expert on the other side to help!"

An Su was shocked. From Ms. Miejue's half-naked diaper-like outfit, An Su could tell that the opposing strategists were of a high rank. They must be two love idiots, and their level of amazingness was probably not lower than his own.

Just ask yourself, who in this world can rival me? The answer is obvious.

"Ansu. How should I fight back now?" Merlin's scalp went numb when he saw Miejue's outfit.

He was only imprisoned in heaven for a year, how could the current world's trends evolve to such an outrageous level? It seems that he can't stay in heaven any longer.

Otherwise, when I come out next time, I will become a primitive man.

"No rush." ​​Although the incident happened suddenly, An Su remained calm and composed. "Let's play with them first. According to common practice, the man should compliment the woman on her dress first. Try complimenting her a few times first."

Praise. Where?

Looking back on the life of Merlin, the god of magic, he never encountered setbacks or twists and turns, nor did he ever encounter the so-called mountains.

He was like the protagonists described in all vernacular novels, a genius among geniuses, who could learn all kinds of magic at a glance and understand all kinds of knowledge at once. But today, he finally encountered the first problem in his life.

Even if he saw through all the magic in the world, Merlin could not see through a woman.

His Majesty Merlin stared at the exhibitionist and perverted outfit of Miejue. After looking her up and down, he couldn't find any clothes to praise. He only saw that her lower body was covered with a diaper and her upper body was wrapped in a layer of holy light. Her clothes were simple and generous. She was the kind of pervert who would be arrested and put into a detention center by the Church of Order if she appeared on the street.

".Yours, yours,"

Merlin stammered for a long time before finally saying, "Your diaper is breathable. It looks really nice."

"Humph, you scoundrel."

Miejue snorted softly, her beautiful eyes were filled with the aloofness of a cold beauty. If we could ignore her perverted attire, Bishop Rada's transgendered appearance could really be called peerless beauty.

"You have good taste. I even added a layer of velvet on this one."

Unfortunately, it cannot be ignored.

"You will be right if you listen to me."

In the distance, Liszt saw this scene through the magic eye, pushed up his glasses proudly, and with a confident smile on his face, he took credit and said,

"As I said, no man can refuse a set of comfortable and intimate Holy Infant Comfort."

No man can say no to comfortable and breathable diapers.

Even Merlin is no exception.

Their victory was destined from the beginning of this war.

"What should we do next?" Extinction urged using magic transmission.

"Follow my command—"

Arthur smiled confidently. As the heir of the Sun Family, a glorious young lion, and a warrior among warriors, he had studied the knowledge of courtship among creatures in nature and had even made some achievements. "In nature, male lions prefer to mate with strong female lions. At this time, you must show Merlin your muscles and conquer him with your strength!"

Got it.

Miejue felt that what Arthur said made sense. As the commander of the Scarlet Order, she quite agreed with Arthur's conclusion. In nature, the strong are respected, and only the genes of the strong will be passed on.

She suddenly shouted loudly, which scared Merlin on the opposite side. He wondered what she was doing.

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Miejue rolled up her non-existent sleeves and looked around. She saw that there were floating flowers and plants all around her and there was no space for her to show herself. She felt annoyed, but suddenly her eyes lit up and she found a hill not far away.

He jumped over directly and thrust his frosty white wrist into the ground, puffing out his snow-white cheeks. Muscle lines flowed on his arms, and faint blue veins appeared on his white, almost transparent skin.

Miejue roared again. She was indeed a demigod-level warrior. The sky was dark, the mountains and rivers were turned upside down, and cracks appeared on the earth. She shouted "rise" and easily pulled out the hill that weighed thousands of tons!

It smashed heavily in front of Merlin, smashing the romantic lavender field into pieces.

The dust is flying.

For a moment, everything was quiet.

“.”

Anzu and Merlin fell into a deep silence.

It seems that the person opposite is not only an expert in love, but also at least several levels higher, and his rank is even higher than his own. An Su fell into deep silence.

"." Merlin swallowed his saliva, looked at the big hole on the ground, and began to doubt his life.

Now he finally understood why Ansu asked him to wear a helmet on a date, because dating could really cost someone’s life!

What kind of humanoid female Tyrannosaurus is this?

She is dressed like a female Tyrannosaurus, and has the muscles of a female Tyrannosaurus, so she is a female Tyrannosaurus!

Merlin stared at Miejue's face and saw that her skin was as white as cream, her eyes were full of water, and she was extraordinary. He couldn't help but sigh, how could such a beautiful face follow such a master.

Apart from this face, there is nothing good about this female Tyrannosaurus.

He stared at Extinction in a daze - after Extinction finished smashing the hole, she clapped her hands, tightened her biceps, and showed Merlin her strong muscles, thus achieving the purpose of animal courtship.

"You'll be right if you listen to me." Arthur looked proud.

"See? Bishop Merlin is stunned. He has been conquered by your charm." Arthur began to take credit, with a bright smile on his face. "I will definitely win!"

Arthur and Liszt had already begun to imagine the rewards that would be offered after the mission was accomplished.

They all smiled and waited to ask Merlin for credit tomorrow.

If His Majesty Merlin knew what they had done, he would definitely reward them handsomely. Then Brother Ansu would have no choice but to envy them, hehe.

This must be the work of Arthur and Lister!

Merlin's face darkened, he clenched his fists, and his teeth chattered. This was the female Tyrannosaurus that the two little ones had introduced to him, and he was going to make the two little ones suffer tomorrow.

"Mr. Merlin." Ms. Extinction showed Merlin her strong muscles lovingly, "It's getting late, why don't we rest early."

It was indeed getting late at this time. The setting sun slowly fell, and the color of the sky changed from pink to blood red, and then gradually became darker, and dusk was everywhere.

"What should I do?" Merlin was scared and sent a message to Ansu, "How about I just give in?"

Anyway, this face looks pretty good.

He shouldn't be at a loss.

Sometimes it's not bad to be a passive man.

At worst, he could just run away afterwards. Merlin was born a scumbag and had no resistance to the scumbag behavior of running away afterwards.

An Su's face turned dark. He couldn't surrender!

Give me a fight! Although he also felt a little tricky, it was because the other side's military advisor's brain circuit was too strange. An Su thought he was a normal human male, so he couldn't understand the other side's aesthetics and mate selection.

But when things got to this point, Ansu was also aroused by the players' desire to win, and he could not lose this war.

Since he failed on the front battlefield, Ansu had no choice but to use the final means.

Just like a nuclear button on the battlefield, An Su knew that once he used it, it would be a doomsday scene with mountains collapsing and the earth cracking. However, the opponent's military advisor's courtship method was so abstract. It had come to this last moment, and the only option was a nuclear explosion! You forced me to do this.

Transfiguration is a magic created by Merlin himself, and he can use his pure white eyes to see through fairies and reveal their true forms.

But Merlin was afraid that the bright lights in his eyes would scare people away, so he closed his eyes before coming.

"Your Majesty Merlin, since you insist, I will listen to you." An Su raised his lips to an evil smile and began to guide Merlin calmly, "But it's getting dark now, and it's hard to travel in the wilderness at night. Turn on the headlights, it will appear more gentlemanly."

Merlin felt that what Ansu said made some sense.

Now that the sun has set, the wasteland has become extremely dim, and the path is winding, it is better to turn on the headlights. Merlin's eyes are shining with holy light, emitting light that illuminates the surroundings.

"Since Ms. Miejue is so interested, I cannot refuse." Merlin said gentlemanly.

Upon hearing this, Miejue showed a charming smile. Lister and Arthur in the distance were also overjoyed and laughed wildly and happily.

Sure enough, the package was taken!

The three of them said in unison in their hearts.

——Until Merlin raised his head, his pure white eyes saw Ms. Extinction, who had an extremely beautiful face and a graceful figure, and was winking at him.

Merlin blinked.

Many years later, when facing the Cult of Pain, Bishop Merlin Andre would remember the afternoon when Ansu asked him to turn on the headlights.

Even for the next hundred years, Merlin would never forget the hellish scene he saw that afternoon.

(End of this chapter)