Chapter 220: The Secret Plan of the Saint of Chaos
After processing all the ingredients neatly and swiftly, Master Ansu, who had worked hard all day, put away the kitchen knife, wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, and took off Merlin's cardinal robe and put it away.
——As the saying goes, clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse. Ansu is still waiting to borrow this robe to ask for advancement funds from other churches.
Wearing a long-breasted coat, a velvet pleated white scarf as a tie, and putting the tempered holy blade into the scabbard and tying it around his waist, Ansu went out. Outside, dusk was falling, and the watery moonlight poured down from the gaps in the sea of clouds, watering the Saints Parish with patches of silver frost.
In fact, the sex change ritual of the esotericists has little to do with Ansu.
He had no intention of getting involved in this outrageous thing from the beginning, and he was just going there for fun.
So I walked leisurely, because arriving a second earlier would be disrespectful to myself.
As the night deepened, the parish was very quiet. Many saints were preparing for the promotion exams in a few days. Every lighted window in every building exuded a frighteningly strong sense of resentment.
This place is always in the center of the Vatican, but it seems like a forbidden zone of the cult. No one dares to make a sound, and there is deathly silence everywhere. Inexplicably, An Su feels a sense of oppression as if he were in the final review week of his previous life.
Fortunately, he is the teacher who sets the questions.
Walking in the quiet Saints Parish, An Su suddenly stopped and heard a rustling sound.
Since he had the soul of a saint, Ansu's perception was far beyond what it had been before. The sounds were subtle and frightening, such as the light breathing and the creaking sound of the beast's paw pads on the branches.
Light, clean, and neat, like a top hunter hunting prey. He could feel the joy and excitement coming from behind.
The footsteps were clearly very close to Ansu, but Ansu's soul had not sensed them until now, so the hunter's rank was higher than his.
The vigilance in my heart reached its maximum, and I felt a strong sense of crisis.
This sense of danger was shocking and familiar. That day in the carriage, when the coachman's head exploded, blood and brain matter flew everywhere. He felt this emotion when he died suddenly in front of Ansu without any warning.
There is no doubt that the person behind Ansu is the Saint of Chaos - Elf.
I haven't used the Chaos Stairs disguise yet. From a third-person perspective, I am still Ansu Morningstar.
Ansu's heartbeat gradually quickened. He knew that Elf had recently sneaked into the Saint's Parish in the form of a black cat. However, considering that this was one of the areas most closely monitored by the Holy See and there was even a demigod-level bishop stationed here, the Saint of Chaos should not dare to launch an attack blatantly.
The Saint of Chaos must be planning some secret conspiracy that is unknown to the public.
His magic circuits were circulating rapidly, and his left hand was quietly placed on the kitchen knife. His soul perception was maximized, and he was always paying attention to the movements around him. The whole world became clear and transparent in Ansu's eyes. There were two or three young female saints behind him on the left, holding brown paper file bags in their hands. If something went wrong, they would retreat behind them. There was a sentry box in front of him on the right, which could be used as a cover. Going further ahead was the demigod's security booth, where he could shout and call the demigod to call the police.
Only a mentally ill cultist would attack Anzu here.
However, Ansu felt that the Saint of Chaos was not in her right mind.
No organization and no discipline.
She pursues the most taboo and chaotic pleasures. The more taboo and the more strictly prohibited something is, the more Elf likes to do it.
However, the night wind was bleak and dark clouds were rolling. The silver moonlight was blocked by the dark clouds, casting large shadows. At this moment, the existence behind him moved! An Su's eyes condensed. The chaos saint who had been lurking in the imperial capital for many days was finally about to show her feet. He turned around quickly, but saw a swift and light black cat quickly jumped out from the depths of the shadows under the dark moon and strong wind. The sharp claws flashed with a deadly silver-white brilliance, and the cold light flashed and the flesh burst open——
Then he snatched the review materials of "Top Secret Materials of Past Glorious Deacon Examinations" from the hands of those female saints.
"ah"
"A cat robbed——"
"It's the cat again!"
"Wow, I just got the top-secret information from my senior!"
The girls were panic-stricken and pale.
The corner of Ansu's mouth twitched slightly. He looked at Elf holding the review materials on brown paper, stepping lightly on the wall, wagging her tail proudly at the female saints, and her crimson cat eyes looked quite happy.
What kind of top-level key cat is this? Ansu's face darkened. Every move of the Chaos Cultists was beyond his expectations. This could be seen from the Chaos Ladder that reported urinating and defecating everywhere to the Order Church. The thinking of this Chaos Saint was the most bizarre.
Raiding the Saints' Parish at night and snatching review materials for the Glorious Church exam, is this something a normal esotericist would do?
If it was an attack or assassination of a saint, we could call the demigods to report it, but since this cat was stealing our homework, no demigod would be free to care.
And it's useless to report to the demigod. An Su narrowed his eyes slightly and showed a thoughtful look. Elf's soul has now taken over the body of the black cat and she can withdraw at any time.
If he really reports the true identity of the black cat, then the fact that the Chaotic Stairs is Anzu's undercover agent will also be exposed.
After all, Elf's Chaos Transformation Technique is more powerful than one could imagine, and it can even deceive demigods. Chaos Stairs should be the only one who knows her identity.
Elf was holding her beloved Glory review materials in her mouth. She had obviously seen the hateful Ansu a long time ago. She made a smug purring sound from deep in her throat and raised her cat head proudly, showing off her achievements. The Glory knowledge that could be collected in the Theocracy was behind the times, and the most cutting-edge Glory research could only be found in the Saints' Parish.
There are cat biscuits.
An Su raised his head and looked at her, thinking that she was lacking love.
The girls whose information was stolen wanted to chase after her, but they saw Elf shaking her tail again, jumping off the wall, and disappearing into the night, leaving the saints looking at each other in bewilderment.
"This cat steals again!"
They were indignant.
"Excuse me, is this cat a repeat offender?" An Su asked curiously, "From what you said, it seems that she has done this many times?"
"Yes. Don't you know? This is the hottest ghost story in the parish recently?"
The girl in the lead saw An Su's handsome face with grey hair and blue eyes and recognized him as the big freshman who had recently gained fame. She thought that the big freshman should be used against the small freshman and quickly replied, "In just this month, this black cat stole 23 books from the library, attacked passing saints 13 times at night, and stole hundreds of pages of review materials, as well as the notes they had painstakingly taken in church classes for half a year..."
“.”
Key cat!
How could you do such a thing? An Su's mouth twitched slightly. How could you, a dignified Saint of Chaos, do such a shameful thing?
No wonder it was hidden from others!
"The weirdest thing is - at the end of the month, the night when the saints had their monthly holiday."
The girl had a mysterious look on her face. She stared at Ansu solemnly, and her tone became unfathomable. "When they woke up in the morning, half of the saints found that all their holiday homework had been automatically completed overnight, and the table was covered with cat paw prints."
“.”
Good cat!
Can a Bodhisattva do such a thing? An Su's mouth showed a twitching smile. Why should you, Elf, be the glorious saint? This kind of great feat is worthy of being praised by the ancestral temple.
At this point, Ansu remembered that he was also a new Christian.
However, these days, he was filling in for Merlin and working undercover in the secret sect, so he asked for leave every day and forgot about this matter.
He hasn't done a single stroke of his homework. I don't even know if Elf helped him with his portion.
However, Ansu still couldn't imagine the wonderful scene of the Chaos Saint's night raid. No matter how he thought about it, it seemed so strange and outrageous. But to some extent, it was in line with the teachings of the Chaos Church. Is there anything more chaotic than 'the Chaos Saint has completed all the homework of the Glorious Saint'? Whether in the Orthodox Church or the Esoteric Church, this was a chaotic behavior rarely seen in thousands of years.
Seeing An Su's thoughtful expression, the girl continued,
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"Because of the adverse impact caused by the black cat's attack, the priests in the upper echelons of the diocese could no longer tolerate it, so they commissioned the saints in the diocese to form a cat-catching team. But strangely, no matter how outstanding the paladins were, they were unable to catch the black cat. The saints began to suspect that it was a low-level resentful cat spirit."
"As a last resort, we have no choice but to seek help from the Glorious Saint, the leader of Her Majesty Luo Jia. Only the Saint can attract such spiritual creatures."
Ansu suddenly felt a little dissatisfied.
Comrade Luojia, as a glorious saint, you don't help others with their homework and do nothing all day long. You should be sent to the secret sect.
At least I did my homework.
An Su was criticizing the little saint in his heart, when he suddenly saw the girls' eyes light up and they looked into the distance, "Ah, it's Luo Jiamian coming down."
Luo Jia seemed to have fallen asleep not long ago. When she heard the cat spirit appear, she got up and rushed over. Her eyes were a little hazy, and her snow-white eyelashes drooped down like rime, covering her pupils. She had not put on any makeup, and her white hair fell to her waist like light catkins. She was wearing a loose snow-white long skirt with a coat on the outside, and open-toed summer sandals. She walked towards this side unsteadily, yawning slightly.
"Has the cat spirit appeared again, Miss Ruiya?" It was a bit cold at night. Luo Jia tucked her snow-white face into the collar of her coat, unable to open her eyes. She asked lazily as if she was sleepwalking.
All she wanted now was to go home and sleep.
"Your Majesty, hello. May the light of heaven illuminate your path."
The girl whom Luo Jia called Ruiya bowed first and then replied, "The cat spirit appeared again. Mr. Ansu also saw it."
"Um?"
"Ansu."
"Ansu Morningstar?"
The little saint girl tilted her head, suddenly widened her eyes, and hummed in confusion. She saw that the young man next to her had gray hair and blue eyes, and it was indeed the one who was born in Ansu.
"Long time no see, Your Majesty Luo Jia."
Ansu was a polite child. Although he criticized the little saint in his heart, he still had to be polite on the surface. His dark blue eyes stared at Luo Jia. Thinking carefully, they had not seen each other for a month after returning from the chaotic city.
“Woo!”
Seeing this familiar yet hateful smile, Luo Jia instantly woke up from her sleepiness. She realized her current appearance and turned away, not letting An Su see her face.
Luojia's cheeks flushed slightly. She looked at the messy white hair hanging in her eyes, then reached out her hand, touched her fair cheek, and the pair of sandals she was wearing, feeling a little annoyed. Luojia had just gotten up from the bed. She had slept soundly, without putting on makeup or dressing up, and even without washing her face, and she came out like this to catch cat spirits.
Who knew that this bad guy An Su was also here! Why didn't Ruiya tell her earlier that An Su was here? Her ears were a little red. This bad guy saw her in such a sloppy and embarrassed state. He didn't know how to laugh at himself in his heart.
An Su didn't know what Luo Jia was thinking. When he saw Luo Jia with her back to him, he thought that this little saint was really rude. He greeted her but she didn't even reply.
What is she doing with her back to me? An Su suddenly thought of something. Could it be that Luo Jia was also learning from his creativity, wanting to improve her status as a saint and create an image of a strong person who "turns her back to all living beings"? The more he thought about it, the more reliable this thing seemed to him.
"Your Majesty Luojia." Ansu said, "Please turn around."
".What are you doing here?"
Luo Jia patted his cheeks and checked his face to make sure there was nothing strange. He then tucked the loose hair on his forehead behind his ears, turned around, still with his face tilted to the side, and puffed his cheeks slightly, and spoke to An Su with a little dissatisfaction.
"I'm just passing by for a walk, nothing to do." An Su said that he was just passing by and would go to watch the sex change ceremony of Sister Arthur and Sister Lister.
However, it seems that things here are more fun.
This is the Saints' Quarter of the Glorious Church, guarded by demigods. The Saint of Chaos sneaked into this place as a soul and wanted to continue disguising herself as a cat to steal homework. It would be impossible for her to reveal her true form, and even if she really wanted to, she would still pretend to be an ordinary cat.
Wouldn't that be an opportunity to teach her a lesson? The light in An Su's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with his idea.
This is a very rare opportunity.
The Saint of Chaos and the Princess of the Imperial Capital were both geniuses among geniuses. They surpassed Ansu's body in both rank and talent.
They are also the only two people who can make Ansu suffer a setback.
He was teased twice in a row by the Saint of Chaos. The last time, she blew herself up on the spot while riding in a carriage, and the driver's blood splashed all over Ansu. The uncivilized prank also scared him.
It just so happens that my newly acquired Tempered Redemption Holy Blade is just what I want!
"But I have something to do now." Ansu looked into Luojia's eyes with great interest and sincerity, "Please let me join your cat catching team!"
".You are so free."
(End of this chapter)