Chapter 331: Count Dracula's Suffering Day
【Ansu Morningstar】
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Doctor Centipede had never seen a creature as terrifying as Ansu, who was willing to sell his soul just to make money.
You are just here to work, why do you want to kill the boss! He watched helplessly as this person locked all the Rainbow Messengers' steel doors in the city, charged a huge amount of money for unlocking the doors, and then led all the Rainbow Messengers in the city to the Count's mansion, saying that only Count Dracula's key could unlock the door.
Doctor Centipede knew that there would be a colorful show tonight.
The Chaos Rainbow Mission is even higher in status than the Chaos Legislative Mission.
If the Chaos Legislative Corps' level of chaos could be ranked in the top ten in the Holy City Daily, then the Rainbow Corps would be in the top five . This huge team lined up one after another, and the chaotic and filthy high-level atmosphere directly filled the entire street. The earth was shaking, and the sky was also filled with dark clouds. Countless rainbows advanced towards the Earldom. Pedestrians on the roadside saw this from afar, and they were all panicked, gasped, made way, and hurriedly shouted, "Buhao!"
"It's a chaotic master, everyone, retreat quickly! My son has been hidden!"
Every household in the chaotic city quickly closed their doors and windows and hid their children in the closets, fearing that they would give birth to children if they were not careful. They also locked the iron doors with three large iron chains, and only then did they feel relieved.
It's not that they are too cautious, it's just that Chaos Rainbow is too scary.
They have their own blessed field, 'Chaos Rainbow', which can devour everything they come into contact with.
Anyone who is contaminated by this law will have his or her thinking cleansed, his or her aesthetics refreshed, his or her gender changed, and his or her soul turned toward the rainbow. Even if they have to commit suicide for the sake of their belief in the rainbow, they will be willing to do so.
The thinking of creatures brainwashed by the Rainbow of Chaos will be completely reversed. Under this influence, even their relatives, even their fathers and mothers, will become enemies in their eyes.
This level of brainwashing is even more terrifying than the book.
According to legend, the richest man in Chaos Walled City, the son of the vampire Count Dracula, was caught in the law of Chaos Rainbow.
From that day on, Count Dracula became particularly hostile to the Rainbow Mission.
Such a strong man, but ended up becoming a lesbian!
Looking at the mighty Rainbow team, the residents couldn't help but feel curious. Looking at the direction of the Rainbow's movement, they were heading straight towards the Earldom. Could it be that they wanted to attack the Earldom?
The Rainbow Mission wants to take them all?
horrible.
The thought of such a chaotic scene made the residents of the fortress excited. Chaos residents lived on chaos, and the greater the chaos, the more excited they were to raise the flag. The vampire Zibang family fought against the Chaos Rainbow Group. This great chaos event was rarely seen in the history of the entire Chaos Dynasty.
Who will win and who will lose?
There are already casinos opening gambling games. It was the vampires who defeated the Rainbow Group and have since sucked away all the transgender people in the outer city, squeezing everything with tyrannical chaos.
Or will the Rainbow Mission overwhelm the vampires, and from then on the vampires will be renamed "suckers of terror", and the Rainbow will completely rule the Chaos Walled City, and the chaos of Slaanesh will blaspheme everything? No matter what the final result is, for these chaos spectators, tonight will definitely be very lively! The residents are most concerned about one thing now, who is the mastermind behind the chaos tonight? This level of chaos can only be achieved by the reserve members of the Chaos Council.
"Milton, you bastard." Doctor Centipede stared at An Su with trembling pupils. He called the latter's name, "I asked you to lend a hand, but you put our boss's xx into it! And you want to charge for it!"
"You are gathering a crowd to make money." Doctor Centipede's mouth twitched slightly, "I will report you to the Chaos Finance Bureau."
"In the Kingdom of Chaos, is it a crime to gather together to cause chaos?" An Su was a little curious.
"Of course not." Doctor Centipede shook his head. "I want to report you to the Finance Bureau for not paying taxes."
"That's great." An Su smiled happily.
"Why is it so good?" Doctor Centipede was also a little curious.
"This way I can take the civil service exam." An Su nodded, "I'll have criminal records for three generations of my direct relatives."
“That makes sense.”
Doctor Centipede went crazy, the creature in front of him was simply invulnerable. He looked worriedly in the direction of the Earldom. The Chaos Rainbow was so terrifying. Although his boss had the rank of a demigod, could he really resist it?
"You just came to Chaos City to work."
"Mr. Centipede."
An Su also looked into the distance. He took a small stool and sat down. There was still some time before the end of the shift. He watched the performance with a smile, his eyes full of honest and innocent smile. "To be honest, all my cognition is actually reversed now, so the meaning of 'working' is also completely reversed in my eyes."
"Working turned upside down?" Doctor Centipede stared, "What is that? What does it mean?"
"Literally. The word 'work' is reversed."
An Su still had that innocent smile on his face. The rosy dusk fell before him. The chaotic light reflected the city in front of him into different blocks of color. The boy opened his arms towards the chaotic outer city. "That is, attack."
"The final destination of the workers is to be attacked!"
"To work for the boss is to attack the boss!"
He smiled and said, "I will take down this fortress! I will burn this era to ashes!"
At this moment, Count Dracula realized that all this was no longer an illusion. Looking at the huge rainbow pressing down on the door, he saw that everything was distorted by the rainbow, and its concepts and properties had changed. At this moment, the servants working in the earl's territory had changed to varying degrees. They could not stop the pollution of the rainbow, and their souls screamed and fell madly, turning into colorful colors. Even the elves working on his farm had turned into colorful black.
Even the dogs on the roadside were turned into rainbow dogs.
"Brother, something is wrong!"
Viscount Pigula, who was drinking with the old lady at the side, stood up. As Dracula's younger brother, he was just going through the motions in this exam. He originally thought that he could easily pass it by drinking some juice happily at his cousin's house, but he did not expect to be attacked by the Rainbow Messenger.
"Under the rainbow light, the blood in my hands changes taste, from red wine to milk!"
Viscount Pigula showed a look of horror, and even hiccuped a little, "It turned into fucking milk!"
Count Dracula frowned slightly. He never expected that the rainbow realm could reach such a level. It had already reached the realm of abstract concepts.
Although he has a grudge against the Messenger of Chaos, the election of Chaos Councillors is approaching and Count Dracula really doesn't want to create any more trouble.
Perhaps, these messengers of chaos were just visiting our home and had no ill intentions.
"Dracula, hand you over to my sister!"
"hurry up!"
Damn, full of malice! The leading rainbow elf shouted in a muffled voice. She wore a rainbow flag on her waist. She was the leader of the outer city delegation, Ansu's first patient, the chief envoy who captured Arthur and Lister, and her rank was at the peak of the saint.
Besides, it was she—
Dracula's son abandoned his original surname "Dracula" and became the chaotic genius who shocked the world and assassinated his father: Dracula.
Her name is unknown, and her gender is unknown. Her existence is darkness itself and the rainbow itself. She is the god and the queen of forbidden magic. She is Draculara's guide, but unlike Draculara, this lady lacks the word "virtue".
People call her by her title, Gulala.
The queen of magic, the god of magic, the darkness of magic, all combined together, Gulala's god-given title is 'Gulala God of Darkness'! Because they boast of their high-level aesthetics, they often call themselves fairies, practicing magic and being fairies, which is the legendary little magic fairies.
Gulala's race is actually a fairy. What a fairy, with strong muscles and eight feet tall, long golden hair on both temples, and heavy makeup, pretending to be coquettish. If the judges of the Chaos Legislative Judge are monsters, then she is a monster in women's clothing.
At this moment, the adult was looking at Dracula on the castle with a charming smile on his face, coquettishly.
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She had already seen through Count Dracula's despicable tricks and just fell into the trap on purpose.
He deliberately let the doctors in the hospital lock up these fairies and set the biological password to his own. The hint is self-evident.
It's ridiculous that Fang Ze, who is so ugly, still wants to kiss these fairies.
Gulala looked at Count Dracula, her eyes swept across his tough facial lines like those of an ancient Greek statue, his pure white flawless vampire skin, and his long flowing dark hair, and she smiled coldly. His face was the melon-seed face of internet celebrities, not as deep as their high-end round faces. His skin was white, not as colorful as their black skin. His hairstyle was monotonous and boring, not explosive at all.
Not to mention the lack of a tongue stud, which is a fatal flaw.
Although this vampire could barely be called the richest man in the outer city and his title could be called the Lord of the Holy City, his appearance was too low-class and could not compare to myself who had a stunning appearance.
In the past, Gurara would never even look at Count Dracula.
But these few days are the days for the election of chaotic councilors, and if Gurara wants to go one step further and become the lower house of the outer city, he needs the financial support of Count Dracula, so he deliberately fell for that cheap trick, locked his own door, and lowered his status to bless him with this honor.
This ugly old white vampire must be very grateful and honored to be able to share a bed with such a beautiful fairy like himself.
If she marries him, invokes the law of chaos, takes half of his property, and then reports him for being strong during the marriage, then after a series of smooth moves, the position of congressman will be in her Gulala's pocket.
She blinked her colorful eyes, touched her red lips with her furry fingers, and blew a kiss to Count Dracula.
It has been mentioned before that blowing a kiss is a vampire's hunting interest, which means that I accept both your life and blood.
Count Dracula smashed the wine glass in his hand. How ridiculous! How ridiculous!
How dare you to provoke me! At this moment, retreating can no longer solve the problem, the only way is to fight! Even if the opponent is a superior gender respected by the whole world,
Even if their family will be ruined forever,
Even if he would be expelled from the Holy City of Chaos, even if he would die today,
Even so, he had no choice but to fight! Not only for his lost child,
It is also for the millions of children around the world.
If the Rainbow Messenger continues to wreak havoc, where will Count Dracula find blood to suck? At this moment, the only way is to fight!
The sky suddenly turned blood red, and the crimson dusk smeared blood on every wall of the mansion. The citizens who were watching from afar cheered. Count Dracula had taken action. He broke the silence of ten years and took action against the Rainbow Apostle! "I'm here to kill your whole family!"
The blood cloud rolled back and rolled down. Count Dracula no longer restrained his demigod aura. The terrifying bloodsucking pressure instantly occupied the entire sky. All living beings lowered their heads, not daring to look at the bloody light. If they did not do so, they would have their blood drawn out if they were a little late, or their entire scalp would have been sucked into dried tofu if they were even later.
Endless blood was flowing towards Count Dracula. The source of the blood was the residences that Dracula had built for illegal immigrants for free in the slums.
Because it is given away for free, many demon cicadas and colonists use it to despise the Human Empire and promote the perfection of the social welfare in the Holy City - little do they know that all the gifts given by fate have already been secretly marked with a price.
Every immigrant living here has to have at least three tubes of blood drawn every day, under the guise of medical examinations.
And when the nobles need it, this number will skyrocket!
For example, now, in just a few seconds, Count Dracula has sucked the blood of all the colonists and demons on a street.
After inhaling it, Count Dracula had a bitter look on his face and felt nauseous in his stomach. It was the smell of rotten bugs that had been soaked in wine for three years and fermented into sour and smelly tattered socks.
"Good!" Ansu cheered and applauded his boss's endurance. "He dares to suck this much blood. He is worthy of being the legendary vampire nobleman, worthy of being Count Dracula! Who else can stop such a vampire! Who else can stop him!"
Seeing his elder brother being so brave, even Viscount Pigula next to him showed admiration. Even he thought the smell of the cicada was stinky, but his elder brother could actually inhale it.
"Brother, let me help you." Viscount Pigula drank the milk in the cup and his rank rose instantly.
He was also determined to give it a try. As a leading figure among the new generation of vampire nobles, Viscount Pigula was very knowledgeable about bloodsucking.
As the old saying goes, it is equal to ten drops of blood!
So for vampires, the most efficient thing is never sucking blood.
If he could suck the money from all the virgins in the city, his noble rank might not be lower than that of Count Dracula.
"This is the fateful battle between me and the Chaos Bringer. You step back first."
Count Dracula said without even turning his head, "There must be someone behind this. This person is your opponent. Find him and kill him."
"We must not leave him behind in Chaos Castle." Count Dracula narrowed his eyes. "There must not be any surprises in the parliamentary elections in three days."
Looking at the overwhelming rainbow, he pulled himself down without hesitation, and the blood blade in his hand danced among the monsters. Except for the saints such as Apostle Gulala, the other low-level rainbow-colored heads flew into the sky. They were brainwashed and made accusations in the air.
"Why don't you suck our blood instead of chopping off our heads!"
"We can't be stinker than the colonists!"
They yelled, "You are sexist!"
(End of this chapter)