Chapter 342 "Mr. Milton, please pay your personal income tax"
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Liszt and Arthur were completely sweating.
They turned their heads with stiff expressions and looked at Ansu Milton, who still had that innocent smile. They felt that the world had finally gone crazy. They knew that the chaotic era was very chaotic, but who knew it would be this chaotic!
We were about to fight Milton's dog clock to the death, why did you betray me first?!
What about the previous story? Is the sad love story of Mosquito and the three big guys also fake?
Ansu noticed the desperate gazes from Lister and Arthur and blinked, "I didn't say I'm not Milton."
"Great, you are Mr. Milton after all."
The envoy of the Administration smiled kindly at An Su. "The total property tax is one-twentieth of one hundred. You have inherited a property worth 800,000 gold coins, so you only need to pay four million in property tax."
Ansu was also sweating profusely.
As expected of the Holy City of Chaos, the strength is high! "I never said I was Milton. Who parked 800,000 gold coins at my door?" An Su cut quickly, "My name is Arthur Sonny!"
He immediately turned to Arthur and said, "Mr. Milton, please pay your taxes."
Arthur was in awe. What kind of master was this?
I have only ever heard of a 20% property tax, what kind of god is one hundred percent? The envoy of the Administration turned his kind eyes to Arthur again.
"Who is Milton?" Arthur's IQ exceeded the limit at this moment, and he looked at Lister next to him, "My name is Lister Muen, Mr. Milton, please pay your taxes.
"I am your humble self." Liszt looked to the side, but there was no one beside him, so he broke out in a cold sweat. While cursing the two beasts in front of him in his heart, he decided to use the same trick again, "My name is Calvins Black."
"Gentlemen, please do not use other people's family names." The smile on the messenger's face turned cold. "Sunny, Moon, Morningstar, right? This joke is not funny."
"Please pay your taxes according to the laws of chaos."
As soon as these words were spoken, the scene suddenly fell into dead silence.
The bitter cold wind rustled the plane trees outside the alley, and the sky was filled with autumn leaves fluttering like butterflies accompanied by raindrops. The knights of the Administration all drew their swords, and the icy light illuminated this cold night. The pressure from the Saint's troops covered over, and even the rain lines of the autumn rain were almost broken by the crushing.
The three of them looked at each other and thought to themselves that they were indeed envoys from the Holy City, as they could see through their perfect disguise.
"How did you know we were using someone else's name?" Arthur asked.
"Because the patriarchs of these three families are now in the Holy City," the messenger sneered, "and are now the most notorious figures in the entire Holy City."
Cao! The three heroes of the border were shocked. How could this despicable person steal my moves! "Six hours ago, the Holy City issued a wanted order, offering a reward of 300,000 gold coins for the keycap named 'Lister Moon'."
"In order to prove that she was the 'Saint of Chaos' and overthrow the rule of the parliament, she mobilized her personal charm and leadership style, and gathered all the stray keycaps and filial cats in the outer city in one night, a total of hundreds of thousands of troops. She meowed and ordered the army to attack the holy city at night, and all the sewers were filled with water overnight, blocking the entire holy city!"
Liszt fell silent.
An Su's expression became a little uncomfortable. This was indeed something that Luo Xiaohei could do.
"What about the other one?" Arthur swallowed.
"Five hours ago, the Holy City issued another wanted order." The messenger looked sad. "A bounty of 200,000 gold coins was offered for a mysterious girl named 'Yase Sunny'. She has a rare and unparalleled dark talent that can pollute and desecrate everything. Her blessing shocked the entire country."
That's pretty cool. Arthur nodded with satisfaction, "And then?"
"Then she used this dark talent to open a cake shop and developed dark cuisine, which killed three marquises, two earls, ten barons, and countless citizens in one night.
He handed a bill to the three people and said, "If you are from Sonny's family, please pay this medical bill."
When Arthur saw the number on it, his face turned pale.
The upside-down little witch is even more cruel than Ansu in using ingredients. The most Ansu does is add a handle when cooking, but Luojia is really after human lives!
How could the so-called rare and unparalleled dark talent be used to make dark dishes!
"What about Morningstar?" Ansu's mouth twitched slightly.
"Morning Tower." Somehow, when the messenger mentioned Morning Tower, he stopped talking. He glanced at Ansu darkly, his expression became solemn, and he lowered his voice, "This is not something we can discuss here."
Clearly nothing was said, yet it seemed as if everything was said.
"." An Su could imagine.
"In short, Mr. Milton, my pre-selected member of parliament," the messenger still maintained a respectful attitude towards Ansu, "please stop joking and pay the four million property tax. We are also acting in accordance with the law."
"I'm not kidding." Ansu's expression returned to calm. "According to the laws of chaos, Ansu Milton does not need to pay this tax."
"Why?" The messenger's face turned cold.
"Because I am underage." An Su said proudly, "I am only seventeen years old this year. According to the laws of chaos, only adults who are eighteen years old or older are obliged to pay taxes."
The messenger frowned and used detection magic to take a look at Ansu, and found that he was indeed a minor.
Being able to destroy an entire city at such a young age gave the envoy a new understanding of the extent of Ansu’s chaos.
It was indeed quite chaotic! "But you, the Milton family, must pay this tax." The envoy stood firm, not scared away by the fact that Ansu was underage. "It doesn't matter." Ansu said proudly, "I can let my daughter Cersei Milton pay this tax. She is nineteen years old this year."
It's fine for a minor to have a daughter, but the daughter is older than the minor! The messenger stood in awe and used detection magic to look at Ansu again. There was no sign of him lying at all.
It's really chaotic! There is no doubt that your circle is really chaotic, which is also a kind of chaos.
The ethical relationships in this family are so complicated that the messenger's scalp tingles just thinking about it.
He is indeed the future Councillor of Chaos.
As the head of the administration, he had seen countless ways of tax evasion by wealthy people, but Ansu's operation was the most unique he had ever seen.
"Mr. Messenger, in fact, you don't have to pay any property tax at all."
Ansu still had that calm smile on his face. He tilted his head, his dark blue eyes reflecting everyone in the Chaos Management Bureau. "This is my illegal property. The Amendment Act is the highest law in all of Awad, and the Property Act cannot conflict with the Supreme Law."
"According to Article 3 of our country's laws and regulations, 'The government may levy one-twentieth of the citizens' lawful income.'"
An Su said righteously, "But the 800,000 is my illegally acquired property. According to the law, only legally acquired property is taxable, and illegally acquired property is not taxable!"
“All property obtained illegally is protected by the amended law.”
"Is that so?" Arthur's pupils trembled, and he felt that he had learned something new.
"Nonsense. I robbed it with my own ability, why should I pay taxes?" An Su said as a matter of course, "Have you ever seen a robber pay taxes?"
The messenger stared at Ansu's face coldly. After a while, he smiled and said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right. You are so familiar with the laws of chaos. You are indeed the next Chaos Councillor! You have passed our review!"
"Please remember this. This is the rule that outsiders entering Awad must always remember."
He turned his gaze to Arthur and Liszt again.
——"In a free country, the only thing that is tax-free is plunder."
The Chaos Knights behind him put their alchemical swords back into their scabbards. The solemn and deadly pressure dissipated with the autumn rain. The messenger stepped back gentlemanly, took off his long round hat, bent down to question Ansu, and the corners of his mouth cracked into a slightly crazy arc, "In a free country, only the dead are indigenous people."
When he took off his round hat, Ansu could see the race of the messenger.
His dark brown skin was as bright as dusk, yet not as dull as the night like a black elf. His mouth contained fine teeth like hoarfrost, yet not as sharp as a vampire's. His long tail dragged from his spine to the ground, and his dark black wings spread out like bat wings. His entire body seemed to be shrouded in shadow, except for his eyes, which were as red as a blood moon.
——This is a pure-blooded demon.
In other words, the pure-blooded demon race.
The main family of the deep sea demon clan.
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"Mr. Ansu." The demon messenger bowed politely, "For the last time, welcome to Awad——"
After saying this, the devil messenger gently raised his arm backwards, lightly pinched the night curtain with his index and middle fingers, and pulled it back with a little force, as if lifting a curtain.
"Welcome to——"
"【City of Blessing】"
From in front of Ansu, all the surrounding scenery changed because the night was lifted by the devil messenger.
The stars in the sky were wrapped in a curtain and rushed towards them. Endless shadows enveloped everyone. Distance in the secular sense had lost its meaning here. There were scattered shadows and confusing spots of light everywhere.
"Interesting." An Su nodded. He observed the magic circuits around him, his soul flashing rapidly. He would copy this next time.
The so-called shadow magic is essentially space magic. It allows one to step out of the real world and into a shadow world that is not bound by physical rules. Through shadow magic, one can move freely in the shadow channel.
The demons were the source of shadow magic, and the remaining demons had helped the Jin Yuan family build a secret passage in the outer city.
The demons were able to build a shadow secret passage for Jin Yuan's family, so naturally they would be able to build a shadow passage for the inner city of Avad. In order to expel foreign immigrants, those who wanted to enter Avad could only go through the shadow world. In later generations, this advanced shadow technology was almost lost, and even the God of Law could not crack it.
Therefore, Ansu was not plagiarizing, but inheriting the traditional culture, which was a great act of "bringing peace to the first saint".
However, the difficulty of shadow magic was far beyond Ansu's imagination.
Even though he could now copy Merlin's Glorious Judgment, the circuits of shadow magic were as difficult to understand as the Book of Heaven.
This is not because shadow magic is higher in rank than divine magic, but because the two belong to different systems.
For example, one is written in common language and the other is written in C language.
Ansu's head felt swollen and his mind was confused. He felt that the characters in front of him were becoming more and more confusing. He knew that he could not get lost in it and had to wake up, so he quickly slapped Arthur.
"Who hit me!" Arthur shouted angrily.
Because Arthur's voice was so refreshing, Ansu woke up instantly, feeling refreshed and wanting to do it again.
"Mr. Congressman, we are here."
The demon messenger looked at the three men and felt from the bottom of his heart that they were born to bring chaos to the Holy City. The demon smiled calmly, bowed lightly, and pulled open the curtain.
An Su watched as the shadow in front of him was gradually lifted, and the dark color completely faded away from his sight.
What appeared before my eyes was the greatest city in Naraku's history.
To Ansu's surprise, Awad was not as eerie as it seemed. On the contrary, it was peaceful and tranquil, and even the air was filled with a fresh scent.
It is called Awadh, but it is more like Farol than Farol.
The morning sun was faintly revealing an orange-yellow hue at the end of the skyline, but taller than the skyline were the steel buildings. The biological alchemy train was spewing mist carrying ashes, traveling through the jungle of flesh and blood. Each carriage was made by human warlocks. This was called a "human battery" in the theocracy, and it could provide an endless supply of magic power.
Because the fuel comes from druids, all of whom are vegetarian environmentalist girls who love life and only eat grass, the magic power they burn has the fragrance of fragrant grass. And because they love environmental protection, the parliament naturally wants them to contribute to environmental protection.
An Su narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the entire city.
Countless green and pollution-free human body batteries are linked together, supplying a steady stream of magic power to the magic furnace of the holy city. The blessing of chaos permeates all the alleys. The night is almost over, and the grand glow of the rising sun spreads all the way down along the city avenues, shrouding the entire city in orange autumn tones. There is no shadow in this city, let alone slums, and everyone lives in a peaceful and happy blessing.
Awadh is a free city of multiple faiths, yet everyone is kind and polite and gets along well with each other.
Unlike the chaotic border where people are eaten everywhere, the streets of Awad are full of order. Every race greets people with a smile and a nod. "Hey, have you eaten?"
"I just ate a black one. How about you? Did you eat it?"
"I just ate my mom and will see you later."
"Oh, you want to fry me, that's really cool!"
Bathed in the sunshine of the holy city, Ansu felt the warmth for the first time in a long time.
He raised his eyes and looked upward. From the highest point of the holy city, at the end of which was covered by countless rays of light and stairs, the overwhelming sunlight poured down from that highest point, spreading across the entire Awad.
He saw an endless staircase that continuously climbed upward along the sky and finally sank into the azure sky. At the end of the staircase was the House of Chaos, the core of power that ruled all of Awad.
【Ansu Morningstar】
[Current status: pre-elected member of parliament]
【Welcome to——】
【City of Blessing】
'Please climb up along the ladder of destiny.'
'All destiny is waiting for you at the end of the stairs.'
(End of this chapter)