Chapter 349 Luo Xiaobai: I can’t breathe anymore meow
"Meow?"
Luo Xiaobai got excited when he saw An Su. He jumped three feet high and almost fell off the beam. Damn An Su, he was so smart that he even chased him into prison.
Humph, if that’s the case, then let’s fight!
After a brief moment of astonishment, she glanced at the believers kneeling at her feet, and she felt emboldened again. She stood up and blew hard at An Su.
After such a long time of enlightenment in Longchang (a total of one day), Luo Xiaobai has already known the chaotic hegemony (cute), she has understood the true meaning of power (cute)! After successfully promulgating the Cute Animal Protection Law, Luo Xiaobai's cuteness has skyrocketed, and it has increased vigorously. Love love love love love, the number of her filial sons at this moment is fifty times more than at any other time. Damn, with so many cat boys, what else can stop them in the world, what else can stop them in the world, what Ansu Morningstar, what Cersei Milton, when they use this trick today, there are only two outcomes - death or injury! Luo Xiaobai put his hands on his waist and breathed triumphantly at Ansu, indicating that I have so many little brothers, what can you do to me?
Here only cuteness is the truth.
All these victories are the wedding dress you made for me. The cutest creature will become the fall of the non-cute creature. And because Luo Xiaohei is the most keyed keycap in the world, after being turned upside down by the reversed Pope, she became the most obedient cat in the world.
In the law of cuteness, you can't beat me! "Meow meow meow!" Luo Xiaobai stretched out his little paw towards An Su.
Feeling the will of their master, all the childless cat-loving girls around, whether they were rainbow elves or forest elves, all approached Ansu with bad intentions. To them, the orders of their lovely master were everything.
This time, it was I who won.
Just when Luo Xiaobai thought he had a sure win, he saw the young man showing a calm smile, and heard a gentle voice in his ears, "Luo Xiaobai."
"Do you really think you are the cutest creature in the world?"
An Su raised his eyes and looked at Luo Xiaobai with a smile. Even though he was surrounded by enemies, there was no panic on his face. His long hair, as thin as catkins, was draped over his shoulders. The dark autumn wind gently blew the boy's pale white clothes.
Ansu was very handsome, and the few childless cat lovers gradually stopped in their tracks.
Even so, that's all.
"Meow." Luo Xiaobai sneered. Unless you are willing to dress up as a woman, you can't beat this saint in terms of cuteness!
If you don't dress up as a woman, you can't beat me. If you dress up as a woman, you have already lost!
This is Luo Xiaobai's amazing wisdom.
But even though he was surrounded by believers, Anzu smiled even more innocently.
For some reason, Luo Xiaobai had a bad feeling in his heart.
"I want to thank you." An Su's smile became more and more innocent. "It takes a lot of effort to unify the Chaos Prison. I want to thank you for your hard work, because I will pick your peaches soon!"
Nonsense meow, impossible meow!
"Because you are the most keyed key in the world, when you are reversed, you become the most obedient cat, so you can master your law."
An Su's cyan eyes sparkled, "But, Luo Xiaobai, you are just the most important keycap in the world, not the most important creature in the world, that's all you are!"
Luo Xiaobai instantly became anxious. There was no creature in the world more important than her. Wait, as if she had thought of something, Luo Xiaobai's heart trembled.
What on earth was An Su going to do? Could it be, could it be, could it be that? "In the field of being a slut, hard work can never be compared to talent." An Su sneered, a cold light flashed in his hand, and the black spot jumped out of the autumn light like lightning, and in the blink of an eye it attacked Luo Xiaobai, "Look at my hidden weapon!"
What kind of hidden weapon? Luo Xiaobai took a closer look and his alarm bells rang. It turned out to be a fallen angel!
Carrying mosquitoes as hidden weapons, what kind of school are you in! This is what she fears the most. The reaction of cats is seven times that of other creatures, but fallen angels have transcended the category of creatures, because they are born by their mothers, and mosquitoes are born without them.
Luo Xiaobai wanted to block with her claws, but the fallen angel deftly circled over her little paws, flipped over the cat's claws, landed on her little elbow, and bit hard along the joint. Even the hair on her body could not resist the fallen angel's mouthparts.
【Messenger of Disaster: Fallen Angel of Chaos】
[It has the face of an ancient god. If you look into its strange face, it will make a rational judgment. One magic point will be drawn for every microliter of blood and transferred to the owner for use.]
"Meow meow." (Boohoo)
She instantly lost her majesty, screaming miserably and trying to catch the fallen angel with her claws. Even in her cat form, she had lost her former agility, and her short legs kept flapping as she danced on the beams.
This was not the 'fallen angel' she had in mind at all. This was a completely new species, a more bizarre and terrifying existence.
Ansu's greatest gain in the chaotic outer city was not just the eight hundred thousand in wealth or the eligibility to run for parliamentarian, but also the apostle who sucked all the blood of the deep-sea demons.
"Meow!"
Luo Xiaobai was angry. She was ready to glare at An Su fiercely, just knowing how to use such a trick. Even if there was a fallen angel, so what? She has thousands of filial sons, so why would she be afraid of a fallen angel like you?
Seeing their master injured, the believers below became anxious and immediately came back to help.
The hatred in their eyes reached its peak, and they stared at the fallen angel fiercely. This hatred was as irreconcilable as the hatred for killing their father, and they were determined to cut the damn fallen angel into pieces. They looked carefully at the appearance of the fallen angel, the terrifying mouthparts, the hairy wings, the strange and bizarre face, and the indescribable tentacles all over the body, which were as disgusting as the face of the evil god.
Just looking into his eyes requires a rational judgment.
After merging with the deep sea demons, the fallen angels naturally inherited the ancient god appearance of the squids. This is also their core characteristic. There is no doubt that the fallen angels are the ugliest creatures in Naraku.
The hatred in the hearts of the forest elves could no longer be suppressed. How dare such a lowly bastard, such a dead creature, hurt their supreme Lord Cat!
"Luo Xiaobai."
At this moment, the young man's voice, as clear and cool as a spring, suddenly rang out.
"You are the most important keycap, so when you turn it upside down, you become the cutest good cat. You have the right to breathe on any creature that is not as cute as you."
That calm voice echoed in the empty prison for a long time.
"So, if I were to do that to the ugliest, most ugly creature in the world—"
"What will happen if I apply 'Pope Reverso'?"
Countless prisoners came before Ansu. They were all rare and highly anticipated low-talented students in the Chaos Prison. At this moment, they all became slaves of the laws of chaos and would only obey the orders of the cutest creatures in the realm of law.
This is the loophole in the cute animal protection law. Once cute animals meet cuter animals, the hat boys will abandon their former masters without hesitation, which is more heartless than anyone else.
The stray cats that are everywhere in cities and alleys come from this.
They have never been loyal, they are just filial, and they don't care who is their drifting wood.
"This is what I was going to try, it's the next part of the plan."
"And now is the most appropriate time."
An Su slowly raised his hand towards Luo Xiaobai and grasped the evil scepter of the world. Countless chaotic lines swam out of his dark blue eyes. The concept of life was reversed from the depths of his pupils. Countless starlight formed a spiral upward staircase, allowing the beautiful to degenerate, the blasphemous to be sacred, the ugly to be dazzling, and the non-existent to exist. This was his [Pope in Reverse], the crown that reversed everything!
In the holy and brilliant light, Ansu also declared holy and brilliantly, "Sima reversed."
The object of reversal is the ugly fallen angel without xylophone, who hovers in the darkness and has the appearance of an evil god. Under the cover of the reversed pope, everything about it, including its life form, the appearance of an ancient god, and whether it has beauty or not, has been reversed! Their xylophone has won the resurrection match!
Luo Xiaobai was completely shocked. She never expected that An Su's evil train of thought would lead him to use the Pope in reverse on Mosquito!
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But I saw a brilliant and dazzling light covering everything in the world. From that infinite light, flowers were scattered, and ugly creatures broke out of their cocoons and were reborn, flying out and dancing in the autumn sunshine.
It is a fairy wandering in the human world, a pure white elf dancing in the sea of flowers, the blessing of the Creator for all things.
An apostle of order who advocates equality for all beings, a pursuer of glory, and the miracle of druid life.
That is the real flower fairy. Just as the fallen angel evolved into a true fallen angel, the flower fairy also became a true flower fairy!
Fallen angels are the ugliest and most disgusting species, so when reversed, flower fairies become the cutest and most lovable creatures.
Her skin is snow-white, almost transparent, her body is slender, and she is dressed in a light green flowered dress. Paper-thin wings spread out from her snow-white back, leaving faint ripples of fragrance wherever she dances past. Her face is delicate and as cute as a doll in a window display.
There was no longer a terrifying mouthpart, only lips as pink as cherry blossoms.
The fallen angel is extremely ugly, while the flower fairy is extremely cute.
This cuteness instantly attacks everyone within the realm of the ‘Cute Animal Protection Act’.
Cuteness is justice, cuteness is everything! [Messenger of Disaster: Order Flower Fairy]
[Rank: Epic Tier 3]
[It has a fairy face. If you look at it, you will be judged as cute. If you fail the cuteness judgment, you will lose 100 gold coins for every microliter of blood you suck.]
[Note: The ultimate precious creature 'Chaotic Fallen Angel' was born after three evolutions, and then reversed by the reversed Pope. This is not an ordinary fairy, but a small fairy, a little fairy]
"Meow!" (What kind of fairy is this!) Luo Xiaobai was shocked. Why did this thing become even more terrifying after the reversal!
The information is false, they haven't been resurrected at all!
The flower fairy circled around Luo Xiaobai and kissed the latter's cheek gently, but although it was a kiss, it sucked more blood than a bite, this was the difference between the fairy and the fallen angel, the latter's bloodsucking was a barbaric and vulgar robbery, devouring everything in the name of plunder, while the former's bloodsucking was a gentle and civilized trick, taking away everything with the crown of love.
This is not hurt, this is love.
After all, it is reasonable and normal to divide the family property with just a kiss.
Ansu's disaster school finally put together the last piece of the puzzle. The Fallen Angel absorbs blue when laning, and the Flower Fairy absorbs economy when laning. After a little pulling for a while, all the enemies can be drained. Even if this combination is placed in the ladder list of the previous life, its disgusting level and Sima level can definitely enter the first echelon.
Luo Xiaobai was kissed several times, and her cheeks were covered with red, swollen and itchy kiss marks. What frightened her the most was that the gold coins in her little cat's purse had begun to tremble.
However, row after row of cat piggy banks with cat paw patterns were broken, and the gold coins inside all flew into the sky and went towards the owner of the flower fairy - Ansu Morningstar.
She had finally escaped from prison more than a dozen times and worked hard to earn her own bounty. She had finally earned 50,000 gold coins, but now they were all going to be taken away.
"Meow! Meow! Meow!" Luo Xiaobai became anxious instantly. She flapped her little paws to grab her gold coins, but she couldn't reach them at all.
And the flower fairy continued to kiss her and suck her blood.
"Meow!" Luo Xiaobai fiercely ordered his men to help, but all the filial sons and grandsons gathered around, watching the scene with kindness and love in their eyes.
"Oh, the kitten is so pitiful. But the flower fairy is so cute."
"Hey, baby, you are a little angel."
"We want girls helping girls ahhhhh."
"The cat's reaction speed is seven times faster than the flower fairy's. If she feels uncomfortable, she will go away on her own."
According to the Cute Animal Protection Act, the cutest creature now is the flower fairy, so the flower fairy has become the favorite of these filial sons! According to the law, only the cutest animals will be protected by the law.
Meow. Meow! Luo Xiaobai sat on the ground with red envelopes all over her face. She didn't even dare to resist. She held her head in grievance, watching her small treasury being squeezed and emptied. But this was just reincarnation. She was the master of everyone, and now she was abandoned.
An Su watched this scene without saying anything. Being abandoned was something he had expected.
With the help of the Cute Animal Protection Act, the flower fairy became the master of all the prisoners here, and as the master of the flower fairy, he was in control of this prison.
For Ansu, if he stood at the end of the ladder of fate, all living beings were as lowly as insects, and all living beings were as noble as insects. This was the true meaning of [fraternity, equality, and filial piety].
"Meow." (Not fun) The abandoned Luo Xiaobai looked at An Su and raised his hands pitifully, "Meow." (Boss, I surrender, meow, I'm a good cat, meow) "Meow! Meow." (I can't breathe anymore, meow!)
(End of this chapter)