Chapter 44 [The Bladder of the Mother Goddess] - Lister Munn

Ashley observed the candidate in front of her.

He looked quite human, unlike Arthur who looked like a rudimentary human.

At least the clothes are tasteful.

A purple tie custom-made by the Imperial Capital Alchemy Tailor Shop 'Fili', a tuxedo from the top brand Centurion, with every button neatly buttoned, the snow duck feather lining showing through the collar, paired with pure white trousers, and a long round-top hat that was quite contemporary.

[Moonlight of the Goddess]——This is his God-given title.

His words and actions were quite gentlemanly. He first slowly took off his hat, put his left hand on his chest, slightly bowed to Ashley, and saluted gracefully, "Beautiful lady, it is an honor to dance with you."

Although this man is also a barbarian from the border, at least he knows etiquette and can speak human language.

He shouldn’t be as perverted as the last guy, right?

Liszt's gentle appearance more or less put Ashley at ease.

She checked every part and found nothing unusual. According to the revised authorization letter, Lister could not take off his clothes and fight like Arthur did.

Although she has not yet figured out the routines of the magic book chosen by Lister, Ashley is very confident that in actual combat, she can use the same magic more accurately and achieve higher results.

In a pure magic competition, Ashley will not lose to anyone.

This is the confidence of a magical genius.

"Sign the authorization."

After confirming that everything was foolproof, Ashley said softly.

Ashley ignored Lister's salute, nor did she return the gift. There were enough border people who showed her courtesy every month, and she never paid any attention to them.

Ashley also noticed that Lister's shoulders were shaking slightly when he saluted.

Is it because of nervousness and fear?

Ha. Ashley snorted in disdain.

No matter how gorgeous their attire is, it cannot conceal their inherent cowardice and barbarity.

Only the nobles of Pharos are nobles.

She took a pen and signed her name on the newly drafted authorization contract.

"I am sorry for my rudeness."

Liszt was not angry either. He showed a calm and elegant smile and slowly signed his name on the authorization letter. "Please witness it."

"Please bear witness to my enlightenment."

He said slowly.

What. Ashley hasn't reacted yet.

What enlightenment was she witnessing? Alchemical bionics had already started, and the light began to weave Ashley's illusory form. The expensive tuxedo, neat tie, gold-rimmed glasses and long round hat were all woven from the light, and her appearance began to transform into Liszt's quiet face.

Everything is normal.

Except for some impulse.

That certain impulse that suddenly surged into my heart.

A strong and irresistible urge.

It comes from the instinct of life, an impulse surging like the tide, an impulse that cannot be resisted, an impulse that can only be surrendered to, like waves after waves hitting the rocks, as if the dam will be broken in the next second, and every wave of impulse will splash ripples!

Irresistible and irresistible.

It was an instinctive impulse.

The next second, Ashley clamped her legs together, her pupils trembling! Ashley checked the abnormal state of her body, but no matter what, she did not find any curse negative buff.

She raised her eyes in disbelief again, and looked at the examinee coming from the border in disbelief again. Her lips trembled slightly, "You, what did you do? What did you do to your body?"

Liszt pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses. His movements were still elegant, and every move was full of gentlemanly demeanor. However, since he appeared on the stage, his movements were quite slow: "I did nothing."

"According to the rules I modified, taking forbidden drugs or going into the game while cursed are both violations." Ashley bit her lip.

But Lister did not violate any rules. If he had, the Scale of Order would have disqualified him from the exam long ago.

Liszt showed an elegant and cold smile, as bright and flawless as moonlight.

But his words seemed to come from the depths of hell—

"This is not any cursed state, it is just the most normal physiological condition."

"I haven't taken any 'taboo' drugs. I just drank six bottles of water in one go last night."

——"Moreover, it is the cleanest pure water."

"It's holy water from the church."

He smiled elegantly, his tone was sacred, and he opened his arms openly, "It has nothing to do with the filthy curse."

Ashley's prediction had long been predicted by Anzu's.

It was not until this moment that Ashley finally understood why Lister's movements were so slow and why his body was trembling slightly.

Because of these perverted glasses, he had to hold his urine when he went on stage!

Still holding back last night’s stool!

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"Come and feel the sacred power of holy water."

Liszt opened his arms sacredly and said loudly, "This is the power of the goddess. Praise the goddess."

Holy water is used to exorcise demons, not to hold your pee!

The naked running and kicking balls guy insulted the holy sword, so you, the guy with glasses holding back urine, are you going to insult the holy water? Ashley felt her cheeks flushed, her legs tightly clamped together, and her hands covered her lower abdomen.

Only in this way can you remain sane in the midst of the violent torrent of impulses.

When the audience on the stage saw Ashley's strange behavior, they immediately started a commotion. They talked and discussed with each other, trying to figure out what had happened.

The priests on the third floor were also very confused. The start was quite normal and they didn't find anything unusual. What happened to Priest Ashley?

Countless curious eyes fell on Ashley, making her cheeks even redder.

If you peed in the church hall, your career as a priest would be over.

"Miss Ashley."

Liszt's steady voice sounded, "After observing your performance, I am actually very disappointed in you. You are not qualified to call yourself a [noble]"

What are you talking about, kid? Noble bloodline is what Ashley is most proud of, but now a barbarian from the border who is holding his urine says that he is not qualified to call himself a "noble"? But Liszt pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses again, his eyes were as sharp and dazzling as an eagle, the sun shone on his back, and his tall body cast a straight back:

"The so-called [nobility] means being able to maintain the elegance and reserve of aristocrats no matter what the situation. This pride and persistence are the awareness and responsibility of being a noble person!"

"As Brother Ansu said, the spirit of perseverance is the essence of the noble soul!"

"You only lasted a short while before you complained like that, but I lasted the whole night."

"Your noble spirit is so weak!"

"What I am about to show you is the persistence of the Glorious Church!"

Ashley looked at him with eyes that looked as if she was dead, and her entire body seemed to turn to ash.

Is your noble spirit to hold your urine? Brother Ansu. Brother Ansu? It's that Ansu again! It's another idea that was thought up by this person!

“Who said I couldn’t persevere?”

Ashley slowly straightened up, clenched the staff in her hand, and stared at Lister.

The look is to kill.

"Well, beautiful lady." Liszt slowly raised his staff, "Let us begin."

Today is the first battle of [Moonlight of the Goddess], and from now on, a more resounding name will resound throughout the imperial capital, one of the three heroes of the border, [Bladder of the Mother Goddess] - Lister Mun!

I believe his father who is far away at the border would also be proud of him.

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