◇ Chapter 36 Chosen Host
System 66 floated in the lobby of the Central Administration Bureau, looking at the eye-catching 60 points on the screen with a sad expression.
With 60 points, it must be the last one.
As expected, the main brain turned to 06, sighed, and said sadly: "Xiao Liu, this is your first mission, and the difficulty is not high. How did it turn out like this?"
66: "QAQ"
It typed a crying expression on the screen and couldn't help sobbing.
"Mastermind, I swear, I completed the task seriously, but my previous host, he, he just couldn't carry me! QAQ"
The previous host, Xie Yu, was a strange man with a unique way of thinking. He was good at flying low and pretending to obey but actually disobeying. The system was already grateful that he could get 60 points.
The main brain sighed again: "Our duty is to maintain the normal operation of the small world. If it's 60 points... well, it can barely operate, but I still hope that Xiaoliu will do better next time."
66: "I will, but can you assign me a reliable host? Preferably one with a personality similar to the original owner of the novel."
Xie Yu's personality is completely different from the original owner, which leads to a huge deviation in the results. But if their personalities are similar, there won't be any problems, right?
After this beating, 66 has grown up. It realizes that as a rookie system, it cannot turn the tide alone and must rely on a suitable host.
The mastermind thought for a moment and agreed: "I will extract keywords for you and open the matching system."
They fell silent, and countless words flashed across the fluorescent blue screen at the same time, turning into a complex data stream. The supercomputer classified and organized the data.
In just 30 seconds, the original novel was completely dismantled.
This is an interstellar Zerg novel. The protagonist is Lan Colette, a major general with a promising future in the Third Army and the designated successor of the Colette family. It is said that his silver hair is more charming than pure white irises, and he is privately called "Major General Pure White Iris".
At the beginning of the novel, Lann is imprisoned because of a frame-up among the nobles and is about to be exiled. As the execution date is getting closer, there are only two options before Lann: one, do not resist and accept the punishment; the other, choose a prince in the royal family to become an attendant and obtain bail, exempting him from punishment, but he will be trapped in the inner court in the future and will never be free again.
Lane had unfinished business, so he chose option two.
There are three princes in the royal family now. The first and second princes are notorious, while the third prince has just reached adulthood and is in poor health. He has been living in seclusion and there is no information about him.
Lann chose to take a gamble. He picked the third prince of the empire, planned to have a romantic encounter with him, and offered the wealth of the Colette family, asking the third prince to marry him.
But as the protagonist of a sadistic novel, he undoubtedly lost the bet. The Third Prince Lin You was fickle, moody, and after deeply marking Lan, he used the suppression of pheromones to seize the wealth of the Colette family. After playing with all of Lan's old friends and relatives, he lost interest in him, kicked him away, refused to provide comfort, and watched coldly as Lan struggled and suffered for pheromones, with no reaction.
Lann then took an injection, which completely blocked the influence of the pheromone at the cost of excruciating pain once a month, and finally died on the expedition battlefield.
After losing the support of the Colette family, Lin You died from power abuse.
This seems to be a newspaper story.
66 thought thoughtfully: "In short, Lin You is a philandering, selfish, cold-hearted, and moody person, right? How can I find a host like him?"
It is quite rare to gather these three qualities of garbage at the same time.
The Mastermind's screen flickered: "I can try to match you up."
A huge amount of data flowed through the main brain. After a moment, the screen froze and an electronic voice sounded: "Found it."
"Host No. 184347 is a playboy and promiscuous. According to inquiries, he has 328 lovers at the same time, and each of them affectionately calls him wife or baby."
66's eyes lit up instantly.
328! So philandering! So promiscuous! I like it so much!
"At the same time, he is selfish and indifferent. According to inquiries, to date, his 328 lovers have spent a total of 47,830 yuan on gifts for him, but he has not given any gifts in return."
None! So selfish! I love it!
"Secondly, he is cold and indifferent, and likes to use cold violence. His favorite words to his lovers are 'go away' and 'don't'."
So cold! So ruthless! I like it so much!
"Finally, he was moody, often saying thank you in one sentence and telling people to go away in the next."
So moody! I love it!
What kind of chosen scumbag is this? Isn't this a perfect match for Lin You in the novel?
"The most important point is that he just died suddenly from staying up all night. You can bind him now."
What a perfect host that fell from the sky!
The system made a prompt decision: "This is him, please send me his information!"
*
Twenty minutes ago, Jinshi Garden Community.
Lin You posted an emoticon of “live broadcast” in the group, and the small group of 329 people instantly became active.
"What time will the live broadcast end tonight, wife?"
Lin You sighed: "Nine o'clock, don't call me wife."
"Okay, honey, are you going to live stream a horror game tonight?"
Lin You sighed: "I won't broadcast horror movies. I told you I'm afraid of ghosts and the dark. Also, don't call me wife. I'm a 1!"
"A pure 1 can also be a wife."
“…Go away.”
"Can I call you baby instead of wife?"
"……no."
In just a few sentences, he had already said three no's and one walk away.
After Lin You finished speaking in the group, he skillfully opened the live broadcast room and selected a shooting game called "Star Wars". He is a small anchor who is neither hot nor cold. He only shows his hands and never shows his face. Because of his beautiful operation, headshots are neat and tidy, and even the gun control and reloading are smooth and elegant. Watching him play the game is like watching a movie, with almost no unnecessary shots and movements. He is jokingly called "the most entertaining Star Wars player" by fans.
Lin You has a nice voice and beautiful hands. His fans, who are familiar with him, like to call him wife, and it is useless to stop them. He even put a "Chun Yi" label on his homepage, which made his fans even more excited.
At this time, a gift floated across the screen, and Lin You expressed his gratitude: "Thank you for the luxury yacht sent by 'Lin You, do you want to try being 0'..."
After reading the name, two veins popped out on his forehead: "Go away!"
It's a bit embarrassing to say, although Lin You claims to be a pure 1, and he is sure in his heart that he can never be a 0, but because of his overly handsome face and overly polite personality, even if he sits in a gay bar with a 10:1 0:1 ratio of 0:1, the people who come up to chat with him will only be of the same type.
Whenever a muscular man sat next to him and whistled loudly at his buttocks, Lin You felt like he was going to die.
What's even worse is that all of Lin You's good friends, whether gay or straight, have found their partners one after another, leaving Lin You all alone. While others are enjoying each other's company and posting photos on their Moments, Lin You can only go home and play games live. Now, every time he goes to the temple to burn incense, Lin You asks the Bodhisattva to bless him: "Give me a sweet love!"
When can we have a sweet love that matches our types?
It would be fine if it came to other people, but Lin You’s fans particularly liked to poke holes in his spine, with weird names like “When will you be 0” flying all over the screen. Lin You felt speechless and helpless and could only let his fans do what they wanted.
He finished reading the gift list and started the game.
Today's mission is to go deep into the insect nest. Lin You chose a small-caliber pistol. He sneaked in the dark and deep underground with his nerves stretched to the extreme. As the insect nest became darker and darker, countless hoarse crackling sounds echoed around. After all, Lin You was a veteran and was not disturbed at all. He quickly found the target of the mission.
He hid behind a huge rock, assembled a scope, and was about to aim and shoot when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest. His heart started beating wildly at an inappropriate time. He felt dizzy and could hardly see the screen.
His field of vision gradually closed, and the computer turned into a blue dot the size of a pinpoint. His eyes went dark, and he knew nothing.
In a trance, a voice seemed to ring in his ears:
"Welcome host Lin You to bind this system. This system is an NPC role-playing system for abusive novels. You will play the role of the philandering and cold-hearted third prince Lin You in the novel Lost in the Stars. Please carefully study the character setting in the novel and follow the plot of the novel. When the pass rate of the role-playing reaches 60%, you will be rewarded with a chance to be reborn..."
Amid the strange mechanical sound, Lin You had a splitting headache. He opened his eyes in a daze, and the first thing he saw was a head of satin-like silver hair with a silky and gorgeous luster. Lin You raised his hand, and the long hair slid through his fingertips, leaving a cold touch.
"Well……"
There was a sound, and then his fingertips touched warm skin.
Lin You was suddenly startled.
He was holding someone in his arms, a handsome man.
Beneath him was an overly soft bed, which was even bigger than the biggest one Lin You had ever seen. It was big enough for seven or eight people to lie on it, like the bed of a president's son in an old romance novel. Pure white gauze curtains hung around the bed. The room was also excessively large, with the dome ceiling reaching ten meters in height, a size that a modern developer would never use.
……Dream?
Lin You raised his hand to stroke the silver hair on the man's forehead, and then took a deep breath. The face under the silver hair was growing just as he liked. His deep blue eyes reminded people of the sky and the sea. His forehead was covered with layers of fine beads of sweat, and even his raised neck was incredibly beautiful. His figure was exactly in Lin You's strike zone, his chest and abdominal muscles were just right, and the lines of his calves were smooth and beautiful, like a carefully carved BJD doll.
Lin You thought to himself, "Could it be that the Bodhisattva felt that my wish was too difficult to fulfill, so he simply picked a heavenly dish for me in my dream?"
With this look, this figure, these beautiful waist, abdomen and calf muscles, and she’s still a 0?
He was still not fully awake, but the silver-haired beauty smiled softly. He leaned over to Lin You and said in a hoarse voice, "Your Highness, are you satisfied with what I have done?"
Lin You: “……?”
Your Highness?
Role play? Was this dream scripted?
Seeing his silence, Lann's expression turned slightly cold, but thinking about his family and career, he still endured the discomfort and rolled off the bed to the floor.
"Your Highness." He clasped one hand in front of his chest, knelt on one knee, and made a standard knight's salute with a noble and elegant posture: "Please allow me to offer the wealth of the Colette family in exchange for a chance to stay by your side forever."
Where Lin You couldn't see, his smile completely disappeared, his expression was blank, and there was a bitter smile on the corner of his mouth.
Everyone knows that male insects are fickle and promiscuous, and there is no such thing as always being around. Once the deep marking is done and the pheromones are mixed, Lann knows clearly what will happen to him and is ready to face it.
Today, he has no choice.
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