"Waaaaah..."
As soon as he passed through the barrier, the sound, like the wailing of ghosts, surrounded Xie Zhou, making his head buzz.
"Isn't this annoying?!"
Xie Zhou frowned, let out a loud roar, and some energy fluctuations appeared around his body.
The surroundings suddenly became much quieter; the howling and wailing sounds were abruptly silenced by Xie Zhou's shout.
"Holy crap, is this the power of the black mist I just absorbed?"
Xie Zhou looked at her palm with some disbelief, lost in thought.
"If I can also use these intangible energies, wouldn't it be easier for me to cultivate?"
As Xie Zhou spoke, his smile immediately broadened.
"I bet it was your disheveled appearance that scared away those evil spirits."
Suddenly, the system's cheeky voice popped into Xie Zhou's mind again.
That sentence was extremely infuriating. Xie Zhou stood there, wishing he could rip the system out of his head and trample it on the ground.
"A slovenly appearance can indeed ward off evil spirits to a certain extent, and what just happened is a good example of that."
The system continued to speak in a way that Xie Zhou considered completely foreign to the mortal realm.
"When I can finally have my wish granted, the first thing I'll do is eliminate you!"
This system just mocks her all day long.
It's one thing to not have any cheat codes, but what kind of system is this that's so unfair to its host!
"Alright, alright, to make amends, I'm willing to take you to find Luo Fantian."
Whether the system was genuinely frightened or feigning surrender, it surprisingly took the initiative to show goodwill to Xie Zhou.
"Don't try anything funny on me!"
Xie Zhou was taken aback, and the anger in his heart was replaced by great doubt.
What exactly is the purpose of the system?
Is it because it heard I was going to eliminate it and is now retaliating against me?
Should I follow the system's instructions?
A series of questions popped uncontrollably into Xie Zhou's mind.
"This...this...is this system really that invisible to you? Is it really that much worse than other people's systems?! Waaaaaah..."
The system clearly saw through Xie Zhou's thoughts and then pretended to cry.
"You're inherently inferior to other people's systems."
Xie Zhou finished off the enemy with another blow.
"Waaaaah, if you dislike me so much, go find another system."
The system seemed to have activated its "green tea" mode; the whimpering sounds gave Xie Zhou goosebumps all over.
"If I could go, why would I stay here and suffer the torment of this damn system!"
Xie Zhou added two more blows.
"You...you..."
The system seemed to have choked on water, and was so angry that it could hardly speak.
"Hurry up and give me directions! We came here to complete our mission! I still love you."
If Xie Zhou angered the system again, he was genuinely afraid that the system would suddenly die.
"For the sake of the fact that you still love me..."
Of course, all of this is to quickly eliminate your garbage system.
Xie Zhou chuckled inwardly, eager to give this system a good thrashing.
The system naturally heard the sentence that Xie Zhou had just thought of.
"You...you've really gone too far! Waaaaah...Turn left, not right! Luo Fantian is on the left!"
The system, while crying and sobbing, pointed out the way to Xie Zhou.
"Alright, my Green Tea System."
Xie Zhou smiled.
"Who's the 'green tea system'? Who are you calling a 'green tea' system? Your whole family are green tea!"
"As a villain, I'm a green tea bitch, okay? Thank you for the compliment!"
One person, one system; a verbal battle ensued in their minds.
"Please stop crying in my head, okay? Can you please mute it?"
Xie Zhou was speechless. Since the system couldn't win the verbal battle, it had given up and changed tactics, crying incessantly in Xie Zhou's mind, leaving Xie Zhou completely speechless.
"hiss……"
Turning around, two enormous eyes met Xie Zhou's eyes.
What is this thing?
Why is there a huge mouth coming towards me to bite?!
"Aaaaaah!"
Turning a corner and hitting a snake! That's incredibly unlucky!
"Quickly! Create a pure energy barrier!"
The system roared desperately in a somewhat hoarse voice.
"Barrier! Barrier!"
Xie Zhou felt anxious. She casually made two hand seals and kept chanting the word "barrier".
However, the more eager you are, the less likely the barrier will be triggered.
With a red, drooling snake's forked tongue right in front of him, Xie Zhou let out a swift, guttural bite, and everything went black.
"Holy crap! Where's the barrier?! Where's the barrier?! What happened?!"
Xie Zhou didn't say anything, but the system screamed in terror in Xie Zhou's mind.
"Quiet! Quiet! It's all your fault that I can't activate the barrier!"
Xie Zhou sat cross-legged, and with that quick roll, he had successfully entered the belly of the unknown snake.
Fortunately, the barrier opened the moment he landed, protecting Xie Zhou's body; otherwise, Xie Zhou would probably be nothing but bones by now.
"Oh, so you're still alive! You scared me to death."
The system suddenly blurted out a sentence, and Xie Zhou wished he could break through the barrier and perish together with this garbage system.
However, in the end, the thought that life was more important prevailed over hatred towards the system.
"Yes, he's not dead."
Xie Zhou rolled his eyes, tucked the back scratcher into his shoe, and lay down in the dark.
Inside the giant snake's belly, you could almost touch a white bone, but Xie Zhou didn't care. In fact, she even started scratching herself with a back scratcher.
The current situation is that Xie Zhou is sitting with his legs crossed, leaning against the wriggling snake, playing with a back scratcher.
"Would you like me to put on another movie for you, and get some snacks, so you can have some fun?"
"The system asked."
"Great! That's perfect, I don't know what to do right now!"
Xie Zhou slapped his thigh, his smiling expression utterly irritating.
"Big sister! We're inside a snake's belly! It's not a movie theater or a hotel! You'd better think of a way to get out of here!"
If the system had hands, it would definitely flick Xie Zhou's forehead.
"I'd like to get out, but I'm just a helpless kid! And I have a weapon called a back scratcher, how am I supposed to get out! Scratch this snake inside its body?!"
Xie Zhou's eyes were practically rolling to the sky.
What she said made sense. Xie Zhou wasn't some all-powerful demon anymore; right now, she was just a helpless child.
As they were talking, the snake twitched twice, causing Xie Zhou, who had been leaning against it, to slide down.
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