"Are you even bullying me now?!"
Xie Zhou is probably the most unlucky villain in history. First, he was stuck with a system that had nothing, and now he's been swallowed by a snake.
"I'll let you move! I'll let you move! Even you're bullying me!"
Enraged, Xie Zhou grabbed a back scratcher and began scratching the snake's body without a second thought.
To everyone's surprise, scratching only made things worse for the snake, causing its condition to deteriorate further.
The substances in his body that could corrode bones surged instantly, almost reaching the height of Xie Zhou himself.
Fortunately, Xie Zhou hadn't used up all his pure energy, otherwise he would have lost his life.
"Damn it, I'm going to die anyway! I won't let you get away with this!"
Xie Zhou was no longer satisfied with just tickling the snake's insides; she used the back scratcher as a weapon to tap on the forty-nine acupoints inside the snake's body.
The gastric juices rose rapidly, like a surging river, instantly pushing Xie Zhou forward.
"What...what on earth is going on?!"
Xie Zhou was unsteady on his feet and could only barely maintain the barrier of pure energy to prevent it from disappearing.
"What's wrong with this giant snake! Has it gone mad or gone berserk?!"
With a sudden surge of energy, Xie Zhou was able to breathe in the fresh air from outside.
The putrid smell that he inhaled transformed into the fresh scent of grass in nature, and Xie Zhou felt refreshed and invigorated.
"vomit……"
Landing on his buttocks, Xie Zhou lost his balance and plunged headfirst into the snake's vomit.
My stomach churned violently, and I felt like I had to vomit up everything I ate the day before yesterday.
Her emerald green eyes fixed on Xie Zhou's amber eyes.
At this moment, Xie Zhou finally saw the large, emerald-green snake in front of him clearly, before he could even feel fear.
"vomit……"
The giant snake fell to one side, and another pile of vomit was expelled.
"Look, you've made it so ugly it's disgusting..."
The system started talking again.
"You son of a bitch! You ugly thing, how dare you say I'm ugly!"
Xie Zhou was covered in sticky residue, and some of his skin was corroded by the snake's slime, causing him intense pain. This only fueled the anger in Xie Zhou's heart.
"If I had died in my original world, I would have just died. But I had to transmigrate into a book and be made a villain! Being a villain is one thing, but the system is trash, I don't have any cheat codes, and I'm so ugly!"
"Ding... Rage level off the charts! Combat power skyrockets???"
The system appeared completely bewildered, staring equally bewildered at the enraged Xie Zhou.
"Is this a case of moral depravity or a systemic cheat?"
The system is certain that it did not give Xie Zhou any cheat codes.
"And you! A snake! You actually vomited when you saw me! That's outrageous!"
As Xie Zhou spoke, he raised the back scratcher and struck the snake directly at its vital spot.
"Xie Zhou! This is no ordinary python, it's a six-winged phantom python! A six-winged phantom python!"
After a scan, the system discovered that the blue snake was actually a six-winged phallus that was not yet fully developed!
The Six-Winged Illusion Python, as its name suggests, has three pairs of wings.
A low-level six-winged serpent has transparent wings and a relatively small body, about the height of an adult male.
The mid-level Six-Winged Phantom Python has transparent wings with thin gold trim. This is the most common form of the Six-Winged Phantom Python. It is non-venomous but extremely fast. Its specialty is to constrict and crush the bones of its prey to death.
The difference between high-level and mid-level six-winged serpents is not significant, mainly in the wings. High-level six-winged serpents have wings that display seven colors, and the colors change with each flap of their wings.
"That's a high-level six-winged phantom python in front of you, brother! You'd better be careful!"
The system seemed terrified, constantly sending reminders and prompts in Xie Zhou's mind.
"Shut up!"
Xie Zhou had absolutely no intention of listening to what the system had to say.
Her face was cold and stern, her eyes icy. She relentlessly attacked with her fists and back scratchers, actually pinning the high-level six-winged phallus to the ground, making it unable to move.
"What... what kind of insane skill is this...?"
"Ding~ Subdued the high-level spirit beast, the Six-Winged Illusion Python."
The cold system notification sounded again, and this time, Xie Zhou was stunned.
The snake in front of them didn't seem to be being beaten to the ground by Xie Zhou; rather, it didn't fight back at all in the face of Xie Zhou's rain of punches and tickling attacks.
Instead, it lay obediently on the ground, its big, bright green eyes filled with grievance, as if it were about to cry.
"Ah, this..."
"Ah, this..."
The system and Xie Zhou were both stunned and stood there.
This high-level six-winged phallus could crush Xie Zhou into a pulp with a single flick of its tail.
But! This thing inexplicably became Xie Zhou's spirit beast?
"hiss……"
The snake flicked its tongue, and Xie Zhou's face was instantly enveloped by the snake's tongue, making it difficult for him to breathe.
The six-winged serpent seemed to realize something and quickly withdrew its forked tongue.
"Hiss... hiss..."
The six-winged serpent flapped its wings, as if signaling Xie Zhou to go up.
"To establish a connection between a spirit beast and its master, you need to drip your essence blood into the illusion stone on the spirit beast's head. In this way, the spirit beast can establish a connection with you, and the two of you will be able to communicate telepathically."
The system finally did something good.
Xie Zhou waved to the flying six-winged illusory python, which readily placed its head on Xie Zhou's palm.
"Xiao Huan, from today onwards, you are my spirit beast!"
A spirit beast recognizes only one master in its lifetime. Although high-level six-winged phantom pythons are not rare in this world, the word "high-level" alone elevates it to a higher level than other spirit beasts.
As blood dripped from her index finger, Xie Zhou felt something new enter her mind; she seemed to be able to sense the feelings of the six-winged phallus.
"What? You're sick? Or because of me?"
As soon as the connection was established, the six-winged serpent poured out all its grievances to its awakened master, Xie Zhou.
Xie Zhou rubbed his head.
"Now I know why this six-winged phantom python recognized me as its master! It's because the six-winged phantom python is just like you!"
Xie Zhou couldn't help but think of the system.
"You're talking nonsense! It's clearly thanks to the back scratcher I gave you. Otherwise, do you really think you could have subdued the Six-Winged Illusion Serpent on your own?"
The system roared angrily.
"If I hadn't deliberately scratched the snake with this back scratcher, we would probably be its meal by now!"
"Master, you're wrong. With your small frame, you're not even enough to fill my teeth."
"..."
"..."
Both the system and Xie Zhou remained silent.
"Shut up! You have no right to speak here!"
The system and Xie Zhou finally united for once.
"Quick, have you seen a little boy in white? Take me to him..."
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