Gu Guanhai: ...
Seeing that his cursing had subsided, he raised an eyebrow and said, "Go ahead and curse? Why did you stop?"
The old man blinked.
"I... I think the pain has subsided?"
Gu Guanhai glared: "It only hurt for such a short while?"
That shouldn't be happening!
It was his first time drinking it, and he was in pain for quite a while!
"Why don't you keep cursing?"
He reasonably suggested, "If you scold me a little longer and hurt me a little more, I'll feel a bit better."
Old man: "!!!"
She got up from the ground, glared at him, and said, "Are you crazy?!"
Gu Guanhai: ...
Seeing how easily he got up made me feel even more uncomfortable.
On the contrary, the old man who got up twisted his arms and kicked his legs, and his old eyes became brighter and brighter.
This feeling...
Why do I feel a little relaxed?
Even his stomach, which had been aching all day, felt warm and cozy.
The old man turned his head and looked at Gu Guanhai with piercing eyes: "What did you give me to drink?"
Gu Guanhai: "A deadly poison."
"I'm serious!"
Gu Guanhai: "My doctor prescribed me eye drops."
The old man glared at him. "Are you kidding me?"
"Do you think I'd tease you if I had nothing better to do?"
Gu Guanhai rolled his eyes at him, held out his hand, and said, "Give me the money!"
"What money?"
"The cost of the medicine!"
Gu Guanhai said with a serious expression, "One hundred and eighty yuan a pot, no deception."
Old man: "!!!"
After grumbling and cursing for a while, he finally gritted his teeth and paid the money.
After paying, the old man rubbed his warm stomach and couldn't help but ask again, "That medicine... is there any left?"
"have."
Gu Guanhai nodded, "Three hundred and sixty per pot."
"Why the hell are you trying to raise the price like this?"
"I can raise the price on the spot, but you can also lower it and negotiate back!"
"Then... how about 180?"
"No way! Three hundred and sixty, not a penny less!"
Old man: "Go to hell with you! @#&%￥@#..."
A moment later.
Gu Guanhai left the old man's office with a satisfied look on his face and went to the next place.
He visited three or four more places that afternoon before finally returning home in Beijing with a bulging wallet.
Then.
That night.
He almost choked to death while drinking water!
Gu Guanhai: "@#￥%&..."
He stormed into the Superpower Bureau, cursing and swearing, and gave the bureau's leader a good beating.
"How dare you curse me!"
"Are you tired of living? I'll send you down there!"
"..."
Old Yuan, his face bruised and swollen: "!!!"
Having barely escaped his clutches, she pointed at him angrily and yelled, "You hit me! You hit me again! You only know how to hit me when something happens! Is this my fault?"
"Can't you look for the reason within yourself?"
"Five people came to me in one afternoon, all of them wanting to mess with you!"
"Some want you to wet the bed, some want you to drop your pants in public, and some want you to give birth to a child without an anus. What should I choose?"
Gu Guanhai frowned upon hearing this.
"Of course I'll choose the last one!"
He said with a dark face, "I'm all alone and can't reproduce on my own, so why do you care if my son has an anus or not?"
Old Yuan was taken aback: "Uh, that makes sense."
He touched his bald head and said in a conciliatory manner, "How about I chant it again?"
These words were spoken.
"Bang!"
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