Soak the instant noodles in boiling water in the kettle.
Xi Shenlian tore open the packaging of the sausage and threw the sausage in.
Then, his eyes turned to the several-hundred-inch high-definition TV wall in the living room.
Sure enough, you still have to watch TV while eating instant noodles~
But there, a thing similar to the children's cartoon from the previous life was playing.
The plot is now probably at the stage where the protagonist has once again defeated the expensive, brain-damaged villain and the whole family is jumping around happily.
Even the music is cheerful.
“…”
After thinking about it.
Xi Shenlian, who originally wanted to eat instant noodles, used another [All-round +3 Card].
The next moment, all the characters on TV were slapped in the face, and their bodies were staggered.
This extremely abrupt situation made all the characters on TV look confused.
Then, a small space-time channel appeared in front of Xi Shenlian. He picked up the instant noodles that had not yet been soaked in front of him with one hand and pressed the button.
A scream immediately came from the other side!
That is the noise that occurs automatically when the target is scalded by boiling water.
Just see.
On the TV in the living room, the protagonist of the animation had his head covered with instant noodles by a hand that appeared out of nowhere.
After Xi Shenlian withdrew his hand.
The hand in the TV also disappeared automatically, leaving only a bucket of instant noodles, the still screaming protagonist of the animation, and the other confused supporting characters.
Looking at this scene.
"Hmm~"
Maybe he thought of something.
Xi Shenlian whistled softly.
I have an idea in mind.
…
A few minutes later.
After Ye Qisaki and the others finished cleaning.
They only saw Xi Shenlian holding the TV remote control in his left hand and constantly changing channels and switching movies, while his right hand was inexplicably fanning something back and forth. The action looked a bit like he was driving away mosquitoes, but also a bit like he was slapping someone in the face, which was very puzzling.
And various screams continued to be heard from the customized TV.
Listening to the source of the sound, one can hear the roars of men, women, young and old, as well as various animals.
It took quite a while.
Under their gaze.
Xi Shenlian stopped with a look of relief on her face.
As if talking to himself, he sighed:
“I feel comfortable now~”
"I've been wanting to slap those stupid dogs for a long time."
"What kind of stupid dick plot is this? Are you looking for a script written by an elementary school student?"
But the conversation is not over yet.
He then saw a Japanese official talking nonsense on the live news channel on TV.
"The world is fair!!"
“The reason why many people are not living well is because they are too lazy and unmotivated, unwilling to work hard and unwilling to improve themselves!!!”
“Why don’t they go find a better-paying job?”
"Not enough ability?"
"Then go improve yourself!!"
"If it really doesn't work out, why not take on a few more part-time jobs? Why not rent out the extra houses, cars, fields, shops that no one is using and collect rent?"
Xi Shenlian, who had originally wanted to stop, immediately raised his hand and slapped him again.
"Stupid dog, what the hell are you talking about..."
The opponent was beaten so hard that he spun 360 degrees in the air in front of the live camera. The reporters and security personnel next to him were all horrified, causing chaos at the scene.
“Attack!!”
“There’s an assassin!!!”
Various sounds came one after another.
Finish this move.
Xi Shenlian finally threw away the TV remote control in her hand, put her hands behind her head, leaned lazily on the sofa, crossed her legs and sighed again:
"Good, I feel more comfortable..."
This feeling...how can I describe it?
Damn, that does feel kind of good!
However, as a despicable person, he still threw the [All-round +3 Card] that had done a great job, plus a series of derivatives, into the [System Space], intending to treat these things as contraband and use them as little as possible.
It’s fun.
But these things more or less affect his entertainment process.
Anything can be added +3, no matter it is tangible or intangible, something you have or not, or even just asking for three wishes.
It made Xi Shenlian feel like the game of life was significantly accelerated.
This cruel fact.
As a result, the [Almighty +3 Card] that was banished to the cold palace could only shed tears silently.
ruthless!
Too ruthless!!
Just now she was still sweetheart!!!
Now I'm in the cold palace!!!
It's really heartbreaking!!!
Big boo~
Watch all this.
Watching these strange things.
Ye Qisaki and the other three, who were not far from Xi Shenlian, also fell silent.
Originally, they didn't understand why Xi Shenlian kept changing channels and waving his hands.
But when Xi Shenlian stopped the TV screen on the live broadcast.
They successfully witnessed the scene where Xi Shenlian slapped the official in the face and the official on TV immediately spiraled up to heaven.
They finally understood Xi Shenlian's ability to slap people in the face from a distance.
“…”
“…”
“…”
Looking at this scene.
The three of them were silent.
In subconscious thought.
They all thought that Xi Shenlian might have awakened some strange [superpowers].
In this world.
Such unreasonable power can only be realized by the awakened ones' [superpowers].
However, although it has long been known that high-level awakeners can awaken various [superpowers], Xi Shenlian's ability to lock onto a target through the air through television and slap someone in the face in real time is ultimately a little bit excessive.
Maybe just a little bit...
After a moment of silence.
Ye Qisaki opened her mobile phone and opened a social platform.
As soon as she entered, she saw the news that a Japanese official was suddenly attacked by unknown persons during a live speech.
By the way.
There were also some strange things that caught her eyes.
"Has the plot of this TV series [Bu Bu Lian Xiang] been changed? Why did the heroine get slapped in the face at the beginning? Who slapped her?"
"Gege, my dear Gege, he was just hit by some supernatural power and suffered a concussion. He is now in the ICU. Moreover, the plots of all the movies he starred in have been changed. There is an extra scene of him being slapped by an invisible man. Woo woo woo, it must be the work of a supernatural power or aliens~~"
"Shocked! A top domestic expert was awakened by a slap in the face while sleeping. He suspected that his home was haunted. He is now looking for exorcism experts from all walks of life..."
“…”
Watch all this.
Even if one is puzzled by the gap between [reality] and [fantasy], what kind of power is it to make the fictional characters in various movies, TV shows and cartoons get slapped in the face?
But Ye Qisaki understood in her heart.
Xi Shenlian is probably trying out something very new, very strange, very awesome, very fucked up, very sinful, something new and novel that no one else has ever tried.
She felt that it would be difficult to see celebrities on TV for a long time to come.
By the way, she also felt that she might need to have a good talk with Miss Qianshan Xuehui.
no way.
For the stability of society!
For world peace!
For everyone's physical and mental health!
So that the presidents of various countries will not be suddenly slapped when they are on stage to speak!!
She felt that it was time for Qian Shan Xue Hui to take action to eliminate the demons! !
After all, he is the only one in this world who can restrain the mad Xi Shen Lian.
"What a sin!!!"
"How could Master Xishen awaken such a [superpower]..."
'How can other people live in peace and contentment...'