Face the situation where you are suspected.
Xi Shenlian is extremely wise. He chooses to continue to stick to his usual principle of playing badly.
'Damn it, my underwear is exposed again!'
"Hehe~ Fortunately, I'm not wearing anything..."
Generally speaking.
He had no intention of hiding anything.
So, in the end, he chose to speak frankly:
"Yes, my friend, I am Steel... No, I am Slap Man!"
"And you, my dear friend, are my witness."
"Please expose me. I can hear the whole internet cheering for me now."
“It felt like the entire earth was whispering my name—Xi Shen Lian.”
His nonsense made Tian Yuanli on the other end of the phone fall into deep thought.
She began to wonder what serious illness Xi Shenlian had again.
After all, the guy on the other side obviously has no sense of shame.
It is really shameless.
She wanted to call the police.
Finally, after thinking for a long time, Tian Yuanli chose to speak more tactfully:
"…Be more normal."
Probably a more euphemistic one.
Follow the basic rules of the turn-based system.
Xi Shenlian chose to refute.
"You say that as if I'm abnormal."
"Are you really normal?"
This simple and direct question made Xi Shenlian feel a little unsure about his confidence.
He was in a dilemma:
"Probably normal."
Tian Yuanli was once again speechless about the shameless guy.
“…”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense."
"Because of what happened on the moon, the authorities are temporarily too busy to take care of you."
"You'd better be content."
"Perhaps, you may become the ultimate weapon of the Earth."
"The situation on the moon has caused the top leaders of our country and other countries to focus their attention on the unknown threats in outer space. Your ability to conduct beyond-visual-range strikes may give Earth an extra trump card."
“…Ah, this…”
Xi Shenlian was silent.
He didn't know whether he should admit that the mess on the moon was also his fault.
After all, he is an honest man.
There are very few people as honest as him.
It didn't bother him for long.
Tian Yuanli asked again:
"By the way, can your ability also strike non-physical targets?"
"Why can you even attack characters in TV shows and animations?"
Facing this slap hero, not only the local people in Japan were slapped.
Even various messy film and television characters have been slapped in the face recently.
to be honest.
Tian Yuanli also had a lot of questions about this kind of [superpower] that could transcend reality and create effects.
Why does this kind of [superpower] exist?
Is it that exaggerated?
Even fake characters can be slapped?
Xi Shenlian once again chose to tell the truth:
"I don't understand this either. I'm not a researcher. I just know how to fight."
After thinking for a while.
Tian Yuanli asked me another question that concerned me:
"...Since you can influence fake things, can your [superpower] also take things out of movies and TV shows?"
"If possible, I'll arrange for people to shoot some stupid TV series full of awesome props right now."
Obviously, Tian Yuanli has already started to think about using Xishenlian's abilities to do some fancy things.
But Xi Shenlian still told the truth:
"That ability doesn't have that effect for now. It just allows me to attack any target I recognize."
Tian Yuanli replied a little disappointedly:
"All right."
“But this is already amazing.”
"It can basically be said to be the most perfect assassin ability."
"You can kill people through the TV."
"In the face of possible alien threats, you may need to work hard to improve your strength."
When speaking.
She was on the other side of the phone, her eyes still focused on the computer in front of her.
There, several awakened people from Japan were exploring the actual situation on the surface of the moon.
Through ultra-long-distance video, Tian Yuanli was also watching the various situations over there in real time.
Everything was very formal and serious.
She had no idea.
All of this, all the trouble was caused by Xi Shenlian.
Hit yourself.
That's about it.
Xi Shenlian responded somewhat reluctantly:
"...Uh, maybe."
For his reaction.
Tian Yuanli didn't care either.
She understood that the other party was a guy with a somewhat strange personality.
Furthermore.
A lot of words.
She thought it would be better to talk face to face.
for example:
What she said before, that Xi Shenlian was very suitable to serve as the Earth's final resort when facing aliens, was not false.
If the aliens used some technological means to achieve the moon's skin-changing operation, their own strength is not that strong.
Then, the [superpower] possessed by Xi Shenlian will be the perfect instant kill skill.
A slap in the face.
The other side will die on the spot.
so.
Tian Yuanli then said:
"I will come to your house during the day tomorrow to talk to you about something."
By the way.
She began to wonder what the pros and cons of all this would be for the country of Japan, for Xi Shenlian, and for herself.
It has nothing to do with profit-seeking.
As a member of a large family.
Think about the gains and losses.
For her, this kind of thing is probably as instinctive as breathing.
and……
How to put it, she felt that a guy like Xi Shenlian who was just giving up would probably not use his brain in this regard, so she felt that she needed to think about it carefully for the other party.
As for, from what position did she consider the issue for Xi Shenlian?
She doesn't know herself.
At this time, Qianshan Xuehui had finally packed up her things.
She walked out of the room with Kokumo Miyako and said:
"I've packed my things. Please help me put them into your space equipment."
When speaking.
Seeing Xi Shenlian answering the phone, she asked with some confusion:
"Who is talking to you? Are Ye Qisaki and the others urging us to go back for supper?"
Tian Yuanli on the other end of the phone heard Qian Shan Xue Hui's words. Although he was not sure who was speaking, he understood that Xi Shen Lian was helping the other party move because the so-called things had been packed up. He then said:
"It seems like you have something to do, so I won't bother you here."
"See you tomorrow."
"Um, see you tomorrow."
Until I hung up the phone.
Xi Shen Liancai answered Qian Shan Xue Hui's question:
"Not Saki and the others."
After nodding.
Qian Shan Xue Hui didn't ask further. She looked expectantly and said with her hands on her hips:
"Is that so? Then hurry up and pack your things. We still have to go to Miyako's house to pack up next."
After saying that, she looked at the ring on Xi Shenlian's hand with anticipation.
Until now, she thought those things were so-called space equipment.
This made her very curious about Xi Shenlian's ability to collect things from a distance, as if she was exploring something new and incomprehensible.
in this regard.
Guyun Meiyako, who also thought that the thing in Xi Shenlian's hand was a space equipment, was actually more or less curious and also looked at Xi Shenlian's hand.
He acted as if he was going to carefully observe how Xi Shenlian collected things through the space equipment.
For her.
The only small problem now is that she feels speechless and helpless when she thinks about going home to pack her things.
Gu Yun Meiyazi only felt that she was being dragged down by her bad friend Qian Shan Xue Hui...
She has already started thinking about what excuse to use to convince her family...
I have to move out suddenly for no apparent reason.
It’s really hard to explain.
This is especially true for families with strict discipline.
She felt that things might be a little troublesome.