After Xi Shenlian and Qianshan Xuehui finished talking.
Huanyue Meiying, who was sitting nearby as a listener, casually complained:
"I don't understand the meaning of [nationalization]... but Lian's company's rules and regulations are really hard to describe..."
"It's too authoritarian, and it's the kind of over-authoritarianism that is not concealed... It's just short of saying that this company is engaging in internal tyranny."
While talking.
She looked at the booklet in front of her with a complicated look - [Purple Dream Sky Company Employee Rules and Regulations Manual].
There isn't much content.
It's less than twenty pages.
Among them, the first nineteen pages are all basic and common content, which can be heard repeatedly in many companies, and are usually regarded as pure nonsense, which is heard in the ears and cursed in the heart.
but.
Since Xi Shenlian is not very interested in some stupid rules, and these rules and regulations are basically summarized by each department themselves, most of the clauses are actually quite appropriate, and there are no clauses that deliberately make things difficult for employees.
There are no clauses that require people to do things like there can't be garbage in the trash can, no one can rest in the lounge, no personal belongings can be placed on the desk, no paper scraps can be within a three-meter radius of the workstation, arrive at work an hour early for the morning meeting, have a lunch break before resting, and have a summary meeting before leaving get off work... These clauses make people feel like the boss is a brain-damaged person.
but……
After nineteen pages of normal content.
On page 20.
Xi Shenlian finally revealed his true colors.
[The previous content is actually not important. ]
【In fact, our company only has six rules that must be followed. 】
After seeing this sentence.
Huanyue Meiying immediately felt that the matter was not simple and couldn't help but perk up.
【Article 1: The chairman’s orders are absolutely correct.】
【Article 2: The chairman’s idea is absolutely correct.】
【Article 3: The chairman’s actions are absolutely correct.】
[Article 4: If you feel that the first three rules are wrong, please repeatedly contemplate the first three rules to cleanse your dirty mind.]
[Article 5: If you feel that Article 4 is also wrong, please dispose of yourself. The company cannot tolerate such a situation of harboring filth.]
[Article 6: If you feel that you cannot do Article 5, please do not be confused or worried. In the end, you will definitely deal with yourself reasonably.]
“…”
Faced with these six rules whose meanings were too clear and straightforward, Huanyue Meiying could only say that she was deeply shocked.
In this modern society.
There are actually companies that dare to write these things into the employee rules and regulations manual, and actually distribute them to each employee and let them study them seriously! ?
this……
It is truly the progress of all mankind!!
Let’s be honest.
Apart from Xi Shenlian's company, Huanyue Meiying really couldn't think of any other company that dared to do this.
Even in those capital-intensive countries, she had never heard of any company that dared to do this.
so.
Without any modesty.
Xi Shenlian is innovating! !
Very new and major innovation!!
Walking in the forefront of the industry! !
It is worthwhile for every boss to study it in depth with a humble heart!!
I want to come.
Even the Wolf of Wall Street would be impressed and say that such ideas are advanced and powerful.
Especially Article 6!
The metaphorical content is particularly shocking and can make people understand the mystery of life and death! !
Hear her complaints.
Qianshan Xuehui, who claimed to be the boss lady but had never cared about any damn rules and regulations, was also slightly stunned.
A thought flashed through my mind with a slight surprise:
"What rules can make her complain about Xi Shen Lian?"
Although it has never been said openly.
But Huanyue Meiying is definitely one of Xi Shenlian's girlfriends who is most accommodating to Xi Shenlian.
It can be said that almost everything goes his way.
In front of him, she has a pure and soft girl character.
then.
Qianshan Xuehui propped herself up and looked at the booklet in front of Huanyue Meiying, wanting to find out what it looked like.
…
A few seconds later.
Qianshan Xuehui was shocked.
“Let the employees deal with themselves?”
“Is this something that should be in the employee rules and regulations?”
"Besides... in the end, you will definitely get rid of yourself reasonably?"
"If I understand correctly, this seems to indicate some unharmonious actions, right?"
She muttered in disbelief:
"What about the government?"
“No one reported it?”
But just after she finished muttering, she remembered that her country's government was now under the control of the company.
Even 600 million citizens were forced to register into the employee files and become 600 million employees.
Qianshan Xuehui could only complain with a look of disgust:
"Well...I really can't report it."
"Damn it! How could they write such evil things out in the open? How cruel..."
She glanced at Xi Shenlian who looked like a dead fish from the corner of her eye and criticized:
"With such tyranny, you must be extremely unpopular..."
However.
What she didn't expect was that Xi Shenlian immediately pointed at the TV program on the TV and denied her unilateral opinion.
"wrong!"
“I am very popular among the people!!”
The host of the TV station was speaking passionately:
"Great news!!"
"In a random sampling survey, we found that random passers-by were 100% satisfied with [national corporatization]!!"
“This is a victory for innovation!!”
Qianshan Xuehui fell silent: "..."
then.
As if he wanted to kill her completely, Xi Shenlian directly chose to change the channel.
On that brand new TV station.
Qian Shan Xue Hui immediately saw a large group of experts in suits and leather shoes shouting loudly with crazy expressions:
“So powerful!!!”
"After a nationwide survey, we found that in just two days, the country's citizens cast 36 billion real-name votes for the poll option [supporting the corporatization of the country]!!!"
"Now, the support rate for relevant policies has reached 6,000 percent!!!"
“Too many wins!!!”
Such ruthless words.
Just a few seconds of content made Qianshan Xuehui's body tremble:
"36 billion real-name votes from citizens of this country?"
"Six thousand percent support rate!?"
She couldn't understand how 600 million citizens across the country cast 36 billion real-name votes.
It was not until she saw the words "voters can vote for their relatives who are dead, in a vegetative state, or unborn" on the voting column that she realized the truth and was instantly shocked.
This is more than just the release of evil spirits.
It's simply resurrection of the dead + mind possession + future communication!!!
With such a scene, she simply couldn't live in Bengbu!