35. Lubrication Crisis
After driving for an hour, the car finally left the city and entered the overpass.
At that moment, Yu Chun felt the urge to use the restroom.
However, the overpass was in the middle of nowhere, with nowhere to go to the toilet.
At this rate of traffic congestion, he estimated it would take him half an hour to get across the overpass. He remembered there was a shopping mall nearby where he could use the restroom after he got off the overpass.
Therefore, Yu Chun decided to be patient for now.
As we all know, when a person feels the urge to urinate, they can hold it for a long time and don't necessarily have to go to the toilet.
But if someone is constantly thinking about going to the toilet, they will definitely not be able to hold it in.
So Yu Chun initially only had a vague feeling, but his brain gave him inappropriate suggestions, and he gradually began to feel a bit anxious.
Seeing the car moving at a snail's pace, he felt as if each day was an eternity.
Frustrated, Yu Chun picked up her phone and opened a match-3 game to try and distract herself.
Chu Xiao noticed Yu Chun's agitation.
She lifted the carriage curtain and noticed that it was getting dark outside and the streetlights were already on.
It was well past dinnertime, but the two of them were stuck in traffic during rush hour and hadn't been able to eat dinner yet.
Chu Xiao wasn't very hungry, but considering that Yu Chun might have used up a lot of energy in the afternoon, she still opened the car refrigerator and took a closer look at the food inside.
The refrigerator contains the latest-dated chocolates, drinks, fresh fruit, and freshly made sandwiches from the original owner's favorite foods.
She turned her head and gently squeezed Yu Chun's hand.
Yu Chun was holding in her urine.
Chu Xiao's pinch startled him, and he almost lost control of himself.
He glared at Chu Xiao: "What?"
Chu Xiao felt baffled.
I haven't done anything to him, so why is he suddenly getting angry?
Despite not understanding, she still asked Yu Chun as planned, "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something to tide you over?"
Yu Chun is currently focusing all her energy on holding in her urine and has no appetite at all.
He shook his head.
Seeing Yu Chun's listless appearance, Chu Xiao frowned.
In her memory, Yu Chun was a person who loved to eat.
Because every time she came to visit Yu Chun, Yu Chun was either eating spicy hot pot or pancakes.
She had never seen a full plate of fruit placed by her bedside, except when it was freshly washed.
Chu Xiao carefully recalled the afternoon; aside from the long traffic jam, everything had gone smoothly. But surely a traffic jam shouldn't have killed a foodie's appetite...
Touching the anti-swelling ointment in his pocket, Chu Xiao secretly became suspicious.
Could it be that the two of them had been doing intense "rehabilitation exercises" in the afternoon, and Yu Chun... was injured and felt uncomfortable after sitting in the car for too long, so she was in a bad mood?
The next second, Chu Xiao immediately overturned his idea.
After the exercise, she carefully checked Yu Chun and found that apart from a little redness and swelling, there was nothing wrong.
So why is Yu Chun unhappy and not eating?
Chu Xiao closed the refrigerator door, glancing at Yu Chun out of the corner of his eye, lost in thought.
Just as the car slowly moved to the middle of the overpass, the entire traffic came to a complete standstill.
Yu Chun finished a few rounds of Candy Crush, glanced at the time, and the screen showed 20:14.
He took a deep breath, spread his legs, and continued playing the match-3 game.
After another round of match-3, he lifted the carriage curtain.
Outside the window, there was a dense stream of cars, with red taillights stretching endlessly in all directions, the long lines seemingly without end.
Strange, it doesn't feel like it's moved at all.
All that could be seen was traffic, and a sense of unease suddenly rose in Yu Chun's heart.
He quit the game, opened the carriage curtain, and started watching short videos.
After scrolling through a dozen short videos, Yu Chun was surprised to find that the traffic flow really hadn't moved at all!
No way! No way! No way!
Why hasn't it moved at all!
Yu Chun screamed in terror inside her heart.
Feeling her bladder full, Yu Chun closed her legs and glanced at the time; the screen showed 20:24.
"Why is it completely stopped? How far is the nearest exit?" he asked the driver, feigning composure.
The driver checked the navigation information: "The navigation indicates there has been a car accident at the overpass exit. Traffic on the overpass is expected to be paralyzed for 2 hours. The nearest exit is 3 kilometers away."
Yu Chun's vision went black.
This is terrible! Traffic was paralyzed for two hours, how could he possibly hold it in!
What to do, what to do!
He feels very anxious now!
Seeing Yu Chun's restless appearance, Chu Xiao seemed to be deep in thought.
"Need to use the restroom?"
Yu Chun's eyes darted around: "I want to."
Chu Xiao wiped the cold sweat from Yu Chun's forehead: "Is it urgent?"
Yu Chun gritted her teeth: "Urgent."
Chu Xiao chuckled and lowered the partition: "Should I help you with this yourself, or do you want me to help you up?"
Yu Chun didn't understand.
He looked around but couldn't find a toilet.
Chu Xiao slowly unscrewed a small bottle of mineral water, tilted his head back and gulped it down, finishing the last mouthful in front of Yu Chun.
She shook the empty bottle and stuffed it between Yu Chun's tightly clenched thighs.
"..."
Yu Chun blushed.
He really wanted to refuse.
Using a mineral water bottle directly in the car... that's so embarrassing!
But Yu Chun had no other choice.
Feeling a sudden heaviness in her lower abdomen, Yu Chun pinched her palm.
In order to avoid wetting his pants, he could only suppress his shame and pull out the mineral water bottle that Chu Xiao had been holding between his thighs.
Chu Xiao remained motionless, like a great Buddha.
Yu Chun gritted her teeth: "...Turn around!"
Seeing that Yu Chun's hand was already on her waistband, Chu Xiao wisely turned around.
She actually wanted to tease her a bit more, but she was afraid that if she continued, Yu Chunzhen would wet her pants.
She didn't mind the car getting dirty; the interior could be replaced anyway. It was just that if she accidentally went too far and embarrassed Yu Chun in public, it would be difficult to appease her afterwards.
After all, she had just gotten twenty tubes of lubricant from the doctor and didn't want them to expire.
Seeing that Chu Xiao was unusually obedient, Yu Chun immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
When it comes to physiological issues, all shame disappears.
He couldn't wait to pull down his pants.
A hissing sound rang out, and as the bottle gradually filled, Yu Chun felt a sense of relief.
He pulled up his pants and carefully tightened the bottle cap to make sure the liquid inside wouldn't leak out.
Chu Xiao asked earnestly, "May I turn around now?"
Yu Chun panicked and tried to stop her: "No!"
After resolving her physiological needs, Yu Chun's sense of shame returned.
He didn't want Chu Xiao to see the special liquid in his hand.
Yu Chun pressed the gilded button on the side of the seat, and the metal-lined trash can popped out silently. He put the bottle into the can.
After thinking for a moment, he decided to cover the bottle with a tissue.
In Yu Chun's own car, tissues were usually kept in the door storage compartment. Therefore, he habitually opened the door storage compartment of Chu Xiao's car.
What came into view was not tissues, but a pile of countless tubes of lubricant.
Yu Chun was terrified.
Someone kindly puts lubricant in their car!
They put out so many!
The words "moisturizing and smooth" on the silver packaging stung his eyes and made them turn red.
Chu Xiao was in this car... with different people...
In Yu Chun's mind, a mushroom cloud suddenly exploded.
He grabbed a handful of lubricant and threw it at Chu Xiao's head—
You scumbag!
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