For the next two hours, Cang kept asking some bizarre questions about death.
The question made Lu Haotian and the others feel like they wanted to die on the spot.
Common sense: "If drinking pesticide will kill you, then is expired pesticide more toxic, or is expired pesticide more toxic?"
"A sign at the store entrance prohibits guide dogs from entering."
Is it for blind people or for guide dogs?
"Does a fight between pregnant women count as a group fight? Does a fight between two pregnant women count as a gang fight?"
"Doesn't a hen's leg go numb when she squats to lay an egg?"
"Don't people who kill without blinking an eye get dry eyes?"
"Don't kangaroos hurt their knees from hopping around all day?"
Folklore issue: "Science has been advancing rapidly, and materialists have claimed to have explored the mysteries of the universe."
Does the Jade Emperor reside in the stratosphere or the troposphere?
How does Erlang Shen perform eye exercises?
How exactly did Sun Wukong manage to relieve himself during the 500 years he was imprisoned?
"Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai turned into butterflies after they died."
Butterflies only live for seven days, so why don't they transform into tortoises and make their love eternal?
Everyone: ...
It has to be said that after hearing this question, the few normal people present were filled with images of mythical beasts running around.
Without uttering a few curse words, one cannot adequately express respect for the examiner.
Of the five people, three fell silent.
Tao Yue is in a state of malfunction.
Only Lu Mengmeng was seriously thinking about the problem.
I don't know which is more toxic, dichlorvos or expired dichlorvos.
Then I knew that no matter which bottle I drank, I would definitely die.
"If you don't believe me, examiner, I can buy two bottles and poison you to see what happens."
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "Isn't the 'No Guide Dogs Allowed' sign posted at the store entrance just for the security guards?"
Those who break the rules are stopped by security guards!
How many people are so conscientious as to simply not bring their own if they're not allowed to?
The country advocates against waste, but how many people actually pack up everything after eating at a restaurant?
Don't overestimate human self-awareness, okay?
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "How can a fight between pregnant women be called a group fight?"
The baby in her belly didn't hit anyone.
I took the test you gave me, and I was really stupid!
Cang: ...
"When a hen squats to lay an egg, do her legs go numb? Do you want me to feel it for you?"
I have a few transformation charms here that can turn you into a hen!
There is no spiritual energy in this world, so there are no talismans formed from spiritual energy. She is willing to help the examiner and experience the life of a chicken.
She's such a kind little devil.
Cang: ...
Cang hurriedly shook his head, repeatedly indicating that he did not need it.
Lu Mengmeng: "Wouldn't a ruthless killer's eyes get dry? How would we fairies know?"
"Or, I could go out and capture a few humans, and we could try them out?"
Cang: ...There's no need for that.
Lu Mengmeng: "Kangaroo hops around, so it might hurt its knees too, right?"
But they were too young; they might have died before their knee problems even developed.
I've never seen a kangaroo spirit in China. How about we go abroad and catch a couple and ask?"
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "Doesn't the Jade Emperor have the ability to shatter space?"
According to mythology, he is the ruler of the celestial realm.
Of course, you can stay wherever you want!
Maybe they own houses in both the stratosphere and the troposphere!
We need to broaden our perspective!
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "Erlang Shen is already an immortal, why does he still need to do eye exercises?"
Aren't you afraid that when you're doing the second round, you might not squeeze properly and instead squeeze out a golden light that sweeps away and kills the people in front of you?
"Sigh, examiner, why do you keep asking such strange questions?"
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "When Sun Wukong was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, he had already transcended the Five Elements and the Three Realms."
Does he really need to go to the toilet?
So, examiner, how did you know the correct answer to this question?
Did you live next door to Sun Wukong back then?
"You look quite young, how could you have such a high level of cultivation?"
Cang: ...
Lu Mengmeng: "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai didn't want to turn into butterflies, did they?"
If they could really transform into whatever they wanted, why bother transforming into turtles? Wouldn't it be better to just become Nuwa, Pangu, or the creator god?
They brought top-tier equipment right away. What kind of Ma Wencai is this, some nouveau riche?
They were all wiped out with a single slap.
"Sigh, I told you so, examiner, you need to have a broader perspective!"
Cang: ...Please, shut up!
Just answer the question, why criticize him while answering?
Can't we even take the exam properly?!
The group of people who were in Lu Mengmeng's team secretly covered their mouths and chuckled when they saw the examiner's suicidal expression.
Regardless of whether the answers to these questions are right or wrong?
Judging from the looks of it, the examiner is about to go crazy.
Cang's entire chubby face looked terrible.
These test questions are difficult because there are no correct answers.
In addition, these candidates are all capable individuals who generally think things through quite a bit.
When you actually encounter this kind of problem, you'll only feel completely confused, and the more you think about it, the more confused you'll become.
They would never be as straightforward as Lu Mengmeng, analyzing things from the simplest and most basic thought process.
Lu Mengmeng seemed blind and didn't realize how badly Cang was doing.
He stared wide-eyed, completely oblivious to the situation, and asked, "Examiner, did I answer correctly?"
If she didn't answer correctly, she lost her patience.
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