Wei Qishan could only listen to the sounds of fists hitting flesh, and even he felt a toothache!
He could not possibly escape the clutches of Lu Mengmeng, who had fought him from ancient times to the present.
Lu Mengmeng happily disciplined the human cub that had insulted her, without feeling that it had taken any effort on her.
In the end, Bai Tiantian stood by, heartbroken.
Suddenly he shouted, "Let's hurry up the mountain!"
If we don't go up the mountain soon, all the fish will swim away. Then we won't be able to catch any more fish!
Lu Mengmeng then stopped to teach the cubs a lesson with her iron fist.
None of the three thought anything was wrong, and they happily went up the mountain.
At this moment, netizens were completely bewildered.
[Am I just imagining things? Bai Tiantian said if we don't go up the mountain soon, all the fish will swim away. Is Xiao Mengmeng really terrified? Did this wave of fish swim away and there won't be another wave? Or is there something different about this wave of fish?]
[Hahaha! No, it's not your imagination. Not only is Little Mengmeng worried, but the two adults don't think there's anything wrong either. I really can't understand this family's thought process; one dares to make it up, and the other two dare to believe it.]
[Hahaha, lol, this family is so easy to fool! Everyone hurry up and go catch some fish, otherwise this batch will be gone and we won't be able to catch any more! In the same river, how can two fish be the same?]
[Hahaha, wow, thank goodness these three aren't really family, otherwise they could get gold teeth and still be tricked out of their teeth. They're so easy to fool!]
...
Not only were netizens speechless, but Lu Haotian was also speechless.
Watching the live stream with a blank expression, she secretly resolved to keep her little one away from those two people from now on.
The little one is still too young; there's still time to teach him.
After being led astray by these two people, he feared that his little one would never be able to change his ways.
After all, silliness is contagious.
Qi Zi'an was laughing so hard he almost fell over.
She patted Lu Haotian on the shoulder, chuckling as she asked, "How did you raise your child?"
Hahaha, that's hilarious! Does she think fish have commuter buses and go to get off work on time every day?
Otherwise, why would anyone believe the nonsense that all the fish have swum away and there are no more fish left?
Since their life-or-death experience at the Parmit amusement park, their relationship, while still not as good as it once was, has not deteriorated to the point where they would fight each other whenever they meet.
However, Qi Zi'an would occasionally nudge Lu Haotian's heart and express how happy he was.
He was happy, but Lu Haotian was not.
He reached out and slapped away Qi Zi'an's hand that was patting his shoulder.
He said in a cold tone, "It's better for children to be innocent and lively."
Otherwise, if everyone were like you, constantly picking fights for no reason, people wouldn't be able to stand it.
Although his child doesn't cause trouble, he's always getting into mischief, and his destructive power is much greater than Qi Zi'an's.
But her own child is better than other people's children, and even if she acts up, it's unintentional.
After all, what bad intentions could a little imp possibly have?
Qi Zi'an: ...
He felt that when he used to pick fights with Lu Haotian, the man usually ignored him.
Or Versailles would ridicule him.
Why are you now openly stabbing me with needles?
He looked at Lu Haotian with a serious expression and said in a solemn tone, "Lu Haotian, something's wrong with you!"
Lu Haotian raised his hand and pushed away Qi Zian's close face with a blank expression, his eyes full of disgust.
"Please be normal."
Why don't you just stay at a distance and keep screaming like a chicken? Don't get so close, I'm afraid the lemon acid will be contagious.
Qi Zi'an: ...
He was instantly furious!
The two exchanged barbs, a veritable war of words, both open and covert, each trying to tear the other to shreds.
This left netizens completely dumbfounded.
[Suddenly I feel... these two are kind of a good match, why is that?]
[A bickering couple: the aloof, tsundere, but secretly kind-hearted Queen Lu x the clingy, sarcastic, and adorable puppy. This pair is suddenly so cute!]
[This weird pairing is suddenly kind of adorable, what should I do? Is this the legendary love-hate relationship? These two are really good at delivering those heart-wrenching blows! I'm so envious.]
[You're wrong. If someone uses a knife to stab someone in the heart, that's called a knife to stab someone in the heart.]
Two people using knives to stab each other in the heart—that's called a pair of heart-stabbing mandarin duck knives!
[Hahahaha! That's a heart-wrenching double dagger! Hey, are you trying to kill me with laughter by inheriting my Alipay fortune? I hereby declare the Tianan CP (Tiananmen Square Couple) officially formed today!]
...
Lu Haotian and Qi Zi'an were completely unaware that netizens had already created a strange and unusual couple for them.
On Weibo's main page, they're even more popular than typical low-profile celebrity couples who create hype.
Lu Mengmeng and her family happily went up the mountain to catch fish.
The direction with the stream was relatively far from them.
To get to the stream, you have to go through the village.
Along the way, when they passed a farmhouse, Lu Mengmeng heard several women crying and pleading desperately.
Curious, she excitedly dragged Wei Qishan and his wife to see what was going on.
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of that small courtyard, I saw Qiao Shanshan and her husband standing there, with the man recording the video behind them.
Wu Heng shielded a middle-aged woman curled up on the ground behind him, frowning as he said, "Let's talk this out, don't hit people."
The man who hit the other man was clearly a farmer who worked hard all year round; his skin was tanned dark and his face was full of wrinkles.
He tapped the pipe in his hand and said angrily with a displeased expression, "I hit my wife, what's it to you?"
Qiao Shanshan stood beside him, arms crossed, her eyes filled with disdain as she looked at the man. She coolly said, "Domestic violence is illegal."
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