Chapter 1
pain--
It hurts so much——
Jiang Ning suddenly opened his eyes, his black pupils trembling slightly. Just now, he felt a sharp pain in his body.
But at this moment, he even forgot the pain when looking at the scene in front of him, with a confused look on his face. It was a square room the size of a palm. The only light source was a small window on the wall next to it. The faint light shone in, and he could clearly see countless dust particles floating in the air.
What is this place?
He had clearly been in the hospital the entire time.
Jiang Ning blinked hard twice, but the environment he saw was the same every time, without any change. He wanted to get up in confusion, only to find that his hands could not move.
He lowered his head and saw a chain wrapped around his hand. He raised his hand in confusion. The chain was locked on his wrist and was very strong.
Jiang Ning was just confused before, but now he is a little scared. Could it be that he has been kidnapped by some perverted murderer?
Suddenly there was a noise at the door. Jiang Ning was so scared that she turned her head left and right several times. She quickly leaned against the corner, closed her eyes and pretended to be unconscious.
But he did not close his eyes completely, leaving a small gap, staring at the door nervously, and his breathing became irregular.
When the door opened, he first saw a pair of knee-high black leather boots, clean and shiny, walking towards him. There was even a cloak behind him, exuding a sense of low-key luxury.
Jiang Ning surreptitiously turned her eyes upwards. It was the legs, then the legs again, then the legs again...
Jiang Ning roared inwardly: How long are this person's legs?! You're going too far!
The man had stopped in front of him. Jiang Ning didn't dare to move his eyes. His heart was in his throat. If he dared to move her, from this angle, she could give him a kick that would kill him.
The man moved and raised his foot, apparently intending to step on his leg.
Jiang Ning's breathing became heavier, but he endured it and didn't move: Grandson, I'll give you one more chance. If you dare to step on me, I will definitely make you a eunuch.
The man's feet were still falling.
Jiang Ning's eyelids trembled: I'm serious, you'd better stop. If I get angry, you won't be able to bear the consequences.
The soles of the man's feet had already touched his legs.
Jiang Ning purred like a kitten, moved a little, and pulled her legs away from under the man's feet.
Jiang Ning: I'm not a coward. I'm giving this man a chance since we're meeting for the first time. I'm being kind.
He couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore. When he opened his eyes, the man looked at him.
Their eyes met.
Jiang Ning thought about it for a moment and then smiled flatly: "Hi, pretty boy."
This sentence was 80% flattering and 100% sincere. The man was really handsome, and a rare kind of melancholic handsome guy. He had drooping eyes, a small mole on the tip of his nose, thin lips, and a gloomy temperament. It felt like he was about to go crazy and destroy the world in the next second. The most important thing was that he was wearing a black military uniform with silver buttons, which perfectly suited Jiang Ning's x-fetish.
Handsome Qin Xu was also looking at Jiang Ning. He came here on a mission and captured a few zombies to take back for inspection and research. However, on the way back to the city, his men reported that a zombie had fainted.
When it comes to zombies, there's only life and death. This is the first time I've heard of or seen one fainting.
Moreover, this zombie could speak. According to their speculation, it was only a matter of time before zombies evolved to be able to speak and have thoughts, so he was not too surprised.
The two of them stared at each other in silence for a long time. The light coming in from the window cut them into two images. Jiang Ning was huddled pitifully in a dark corner, while Qin Xu stood in the light with an oppressive look on his face. The dust around him was even quiet.
The smile on Jiang Ning's face froze a little bit, and suddenly a light bulb went off in his head. He knew what was going on. He had definitely traveled through a book.
He had nothing to do in the hospital every day and read a lot of books. Time travel books were very popular, and the situation before him was exactly the same as the book he was reading, "I Became Famous After Conquering the Imperial Marshal", and the protagonist was called Jiang Ning.
This man wearing these clothes must be the impotent Marshal Qin Xu.
He had just opened this book yesterday. The protagonist's task was to conquer the marshal. This was the first time they met. In order to complete the system task, the protagonist seduced Qin Xu in various ways and was successfully taken home by Qin Xu.
Jiang Ning looked at Qin Xu again. He realized that since he was here, he should make the best of it. As long as he could capture Qin Xu, he could live a good life in this world.
Furthermore, Qin Xu was impotent, and his butt was absolutely safe—perfect.
At this time, Jiang Ning didn't know that he had not traveled through a book, but into another world. It was just that the person in front of him was also called Qin Xu, and he was definitely not impotent.
Jiang Ning called out tentatively, "Qin Xu?"
Qin Xu's eyelashes twitched slightly again. How did he know who he was? He was sure he wasn't present when these zombies were captured.
Qin Xu: "Do you know me?"
Jiang Ning's heart was beating wildly. It was indeed Qin Xu. She was not mistaken. He really had traveled through time.
He lowered his gaze, his long eyelashes blocking the emotions revealed in his eyes. He calmed down as quickly as possible, raised his head, and smiled seductively with his peach blossom eyes: "Sir, your reputation is well-known. Of course I know you. You have always been my idol."
Jiang Ning babble, her head lowered shyly. Her sweet voice, in this cramped environment, made everyone inside feel like they had suddenly fallen into a honey pot: "I've always admired you so much, I even dream about you often."
Jiang Ning said this while propping up her slender legs and shyly hiding her face on her legs. The last sentence she said was very suggestive.
But Jiang Ning only then discovered that he was still wearing a mask on the lower half of his face.
Chains and masks, is that what it says in the book?
He had only read the beginning, and was a little sleepy at the time, so he read quickly and could not remember some of the details.
Qin Xu didn't react at all to Jiang Ning's words. Could it be that this zombie had recovered its memories before the mutation?
Qin Xu: "What else do you know?"
Jiang Ning raised his head and thought carefully about the book's introduction to Qin Xu. He found that apart from remembering that Qin Xu was a great marshal, he only remembered one thing.
It's just that this matter is a bit difficult to talk about.
Although she was wearing a mask, Jiang Ning's forehead was red. Her curled toes dug out a dream castle and she spoke in a whisper: "I, I also know you are 23cm."
What I fear most is the sudden silence in the air.
What I fear most is hearing my size from a stranger.
Qin Xu's face was covered with a layer of ice, and a subtle hint of doubt flashed in his eyes. 23cm? He hadn't measured it, so he didn't know.
But this is too weird.
Qin Xu snorted coldly: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
Jiang Ning nodded vigorously, "I know, and I also know that you have no experience yet."
Use the most obedient tone and say the most aggressive words.
Our 28-year-old Qin Xu, the most powerful human being with superpowers, has no dignity to his name.
The ice on Qin Xu's face broke off, and he even took another step closer to Jiang Ning, with the flashlight on his back moving around.
At this moment, he had the intention to kill.
Jiang Ning once again put on a shy act, this time with a touch of embarrassment: "The reason why I understand you so well is because I have always loved you deeply."
The electric light on Qin Xu's hand disappeared, and he pressed his knuckles hard. As such a special zombie, it was very worth studying and could not be killed for the time being. Besides, this was not called deep love, this was called perversion.
Because his hands were tied, Jiang Ning climbed up from the ground with some effort. He then realized that only one leg of his pants was left. The other leg was shortened diagonally from the thigh to a loose-fitting brief. He knew by feeling that half of his butt was exposed.
Qin Xu was extremely cold: "I'll give you one last chance to speak, you'd better cherish it."
Jiang Ning was extremely sincere: "Please give me a pair of pants that can cover my butt. I'm afraid I'm too sexy and you, sir, can't control yourself."
The door was slammed shut, and the only person left in the room was Jiang Ning, who stood there in amazement. This was not right, the original plot was not like this.
Captain Liao Feng, who was waiting outside the door, saw Qin Xu coming out and asked: "Boss, is there any abnormal reaction from this zombie?"
Qin Xu frowned and walked forward with quick steps. This zombie was too abnormal.
He suddenly stopped again. Although this zombie was perverted, his voice was sweet and coquettish. These people in the army generally found it difficult to resist him. Perhaps after being looked at by those affectionate peach blossom eyes, they would lose their way and obey his orders.
Qin Xu: "Don't let anyone touch this zombie again."
After hearing what he said, Liao Feng thought that this zombie was indeed different and he sighed silently. It had not been long since humans evolved to possess superpowers and these zombies had evolved as well. Although they didn't know what abilities they had evolved into, it must be a very powerful ability that could make the boss frown.
"Don't worry, Boss. I'll give the order."
Jiang Ning had already arrived at the door, but the door was locked from the outside and could not be opened at all. There was not even a doorway. He had no idea what was going on outside.
He cleared his throat and began to perform: "Sir, I am doing this for your own good. You have been impotent for many years, and I am afraid that you will die if you suddenly become too excited."
The two guards outside the door were so shocked that their eyes almost popped out of their heads.
The boss is impotent!
No, they should be more shocked that zombies can talk, but the boss is impotent!
Jiang Ning shouted and waited for a long time, but there was no response. He turned around in frustration and looked at the dilapidated environment. Did he mean that he was already dead when he came here? He felt sad at the thought, but then he thought about it and realized that it was a good thing. He no longer had to burden his parents and brother, and he also had a healthy body.
Jiang Ning jumped for joy twice, and couldn't help but run two laps. He didn't feel any pain on his body. This was the first time he had experienced this in his 18 years of life.
He jumped up and down happily, feeling the sensations of this body, but soon his stomach growled. Jiang Ning leaned against the door again, tears streaming down his face, "Sir, have you forgotten that I'm waiting for you? Can you come back soon and bring me some roast chicken, roast duck, roast pig's trotters, hamburgers, fried chicken, iced cola, spicy strips, fried skewers, stinky tofu, and pancakes with eggs, sausage, and chili peppers..."
The two people at the door swallowed their saliva and felt hungry.
Half an hour later, Jiang Ning finished announcing the names of the dishes, but still no one paid any attention to him. He was so hungry that his stomach was sticking to his back. He couldn't describe the hunger. He felt that if he didn't eat something, he would go crazy.
"Is anyone there? I'm hungry, give me something to eat."
He knocked on the door, each time louder than the last. The people outside ignored him, following his orders. What did they need to feed a hungry zombie? People?
Jiang Ning's eyes were bloodshot, and she even started banging on the door uncontrollably.
"Why is it so noisy?" Liao Feng came over and asked, then heard Jiang Ning shouting inside: "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry..."
Liao Feng: Damn, zombies can talk.
He glanced at the door again and continued knocking like this...
Qin Xu sat behind his desk, signing his name on a document when someone knocked on the door. "Boss, Liao Feng has something to report."
Qin Xu: "Come in."
Liao Feng walked in, bowed, and then reported, "Boss, the zombie you told us not to approach keeps yelling about being hungry and banging on the door frantically. If it keeps going like this, the door will break."
Qin Xu signed without pause: "What else did he say?"
Liao Feng rolled his eyes and glanced at Qin Xu's lower body. His voice was obviously much lower: "He also said that you...have been impotent for many years."
The tip of the pen flew across the paper, and Qin Xu finally raised his head. The temperature around him instantly dropped below zero, but his expression remained unchanged. "What else did he say?"
Liao Feng puffed out his chest to gather his courage. "He also said he wanted to eat hot pot, with top-quality beef and mutton, thousand-layer tripe, tripe, duck intestines, white fungus, black fungus, prawns, tofu, potatoes, kelp and chicken feet, fried eggs, and a cup of iced milk tea."
Liao Feng swallowed his saliva. He was already drooling from what he said. "By the way, he asked for sesame paste for dipping sauce. He wanted sesame paste pie. For fruit after dinner, he wanted banana, pineapple, and peach. For small cake, he wanted mango pancake."
Qin Xu spoke slowly, "Anything else?"
"He also..." Liao Feng opened his mouth and braked in time, glancing at Qin Xu's face. The boss's mouth corners drooped a millimeter, which meant he was in a state of rage.
He stood still instantly: "No more."
It looks like this zombie is about to die...
But the eldest brother is impotent! His whole family is shocked!
The author has something to say:
Next door serial: "My Enemy Lost His Memory and Thought I Was His Wife"
Song Wenshi is a person who strives to be the best in everything, but he has always lost to Xiao Tingnan since he was a child.
But Song Wenshi refused to admit defeat. Sooner or later, he would defeat him and laugh at him with his hands on his hips.
Then Xiao Tingnan lost his memory due to an accident.
And he was that accident.
After losing his memory, Xiao Tingnan didn't recognize anyone. He could only tug at his clothes pitifully: "Wife, I promise to be gentler next time. I'm a good boy, please don't leave me."
Song Wenshi: Who is your wife!
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In order to take care of Xiao Tingnan, who cannot be stimulated, Song Wenshi, the culprit, can only become his fake wife.
Song Wenshi before living together: You've fallen into my hands! Just wait and see how I deal with you!
Song Wenshi after living together: Forget it, I won’t argue with idiots, but can you please stop hugging me…
Xiao Tingnan's daily routine:
"Wife, Heihei wants a hug."
"Wife, you are so beautiful. My ancestors must have been so lucky to marry you."
"Honey, the meal is ready, the bath water is ready, the toothpaste is squeezed, the bed is made, and I am ready too."
Song Wenshi stood at the door and looked at Xiao Tingnan, who was muscular and wearing a pink maid outfit. She said to him, "Wife, do you want to eat first, or eat me first?" Then he wiped the blood from his nose and took out his mobile phone to take pictures and videos.
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Xiao Tingnan, a third-year student: "Shi Bao, what do you like?"
Song Wenshi: "I like to be number one."
Since then, the playful Xiao Tingnan studied like crazy and became the number one forever.
Song Wenshi, who was pushed off the first place, cried while reciting the lesson until midnight, and wrote on the notebook: ｘｉａｏ Tingnan hates you!
Xiao Tingnan next door was puzzled. He had become the number one, so why didn’t Shi Bao like him?
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