Chapter 16: Of course you have to teach your own man
The carriage from the princess's mansion slowly drove out of the long street.
Huo Xiao couldn't wait to speak, "Have you really seen the invisibility technique that the princess mentioned?"
Su Yunyao didn't seem to hear what he said. She just looked at the box of pastries on the table seriously as if she was making a difficult choice.
She frowned and asked seriously, "Huo Xiao, do you think I should eat the osmanthus cake first, or the flower cake?"
Huo Xiao:?
What kind of irrelevant question is this?
However, the eldest princess did not call him General Huo as she did in the past, but called him by his name.
It was the first time he heard the eldest princess call his name.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Su Yunyao looked up at him and asked, "Which one do you want to eat?"
Huo Xiao suddenly came back to his senses, "I think the sweet-scented osmanthus pastry is better."
Su Yunyao seemed very satisfied with his answer and nodded, "Well, then I'll eat the flower cake."
Huo Xiao slowly formed a question mark, and a hint of annoyance appeared in his gloomy eyes.
"Since Princess has already decided what to eat, why do you need to ask me?"
Su Yunyao took a leisurely bite of the flower cake in her hand, took a sip of tea, and then slowly said, "Letting you choose doesn't mean I have to choose the one you choose. I let you choose because I want to use the process of elimination."
"Process of elimination?"
"Yes, just eliminate the one you chose first."
Huo Xiao was speechless for a long while, "Princess, do you have to tease me like this?"
He suddenly realized.
The eldest princess insisted on letting him get on the carriage, and this was the reason.
Ever since he refused the marriage in front of the emperor and the eldest princess heard it.
She has always been brooding over it.
This wasn't the first time she had teased him.
But when he thought about this incident, Huo Xiao felt that he was also wrong.
Since ancient times, women's reputation has been very important.
It is understandable to be angry when being rejected in person.
Huo Xiao was thinking whether he should explain this matter to the eldest princess.
Su Yunyao spoke again, "General Huo wants to learn the art of invisibility?"
Huo Xiao: ???
Does the eldest princess also jump around like this when she speaks?
One can never guess what she will say next.
"I am just curious if there really is invisibility in this world?"
Su Yunyao put down the flower cake in her hand, patted the residue on her hands, and said seriously, "Do you really want to learn?"
"Hmm?" Huo Xiao raised an eyebrow in confusion, "What do you mean, Princess?"
Su Yunyao looked him up and down, "If you really want to learn, take off your clothes first."
Huo Xiao's face darkened. "Can teasing me really make the princess happy?"
Su Yunyao folded her hands in front of her, her eyes dark and unclear, and asked doubtfully, "When did I ever trick you?"
Huo Xiao was unable to speak, and his voice lowered: "Then you asked me to take off my clothes, aren't you just teasing me?"
Su Yunyao frowned and said, "Don't you want to learn? How can you learn without taking off your clothes?"
Huo Xiao: ???
"Don't you think there's an obvious bug with invisibility? You've mastered the art and can become invisible, but can your clothes also become invisible? If you don't take them off, then after you become invisible, only your clothes will be left standing there. Wouldn't that be scary?"
Huo Xiao: ...
Huo Xiao's face showed a trace of embarrassment.
Did he misunderstand the eldest princess?
But as a subject, no matter how curious he was about invisibility, he could not undress in front of the princess.
Isn't that a blasphemy to the princess?
"Is there no other way?"
Su Yunyao looked him over thoughtfully, finally settling on the area three inches below his belt. She smiled and said, "Forget it, why don't you learn this invisibility technique?"
Huo Xiao was stunned:?
Following Su Yunyao's gaze, he saw his own... and his scalp went numb instantly.
He knew that the princess had been deliberately teasing him from the beginning.
And you insist on humiliating yourself without turning back until you hit the wall.
He brought this upon himself!
Huo Xiao closed his eyes with a gloomy expression, just hoping that the carriage could reach the princess's mansion as quickly as possible, so that he would be relieved.
Su Yunyao: ???
no!
Which word she just said was wrong and hit his g...spot?
Just turn against each other?
Su Yunyao lifted his chin angrily and said, "Open your eyes."
Cold fingertips rested on his chin.
Huo Xiao's whole body suddenly tensed up, his cheeks turned visibly red, his breathing became irregular, and his dark eyes slowly opened.
"What will the princess do?"
"What should I do?" Su Yunyao sneered, "I would like to ask General Huo what he wants to do?"
He took a deep breath and suppressed the surging emotions.
He was obviously very angry, but the princess's fingertips hooked under his chin were like a fire, burning away the anger in his heart, making him unable to get angry at all.
Huo Xiao's eyes exuded a tenderness and tenderness that he himself was not even aware of.
After a while, he said in a hoarse voice, "Princess, you stepped on my foot."
Su Yunyao: ...
Where did this straight guy come from!
"Didn't your ex-girlfriend teach you what to do in times like this?"
There are ex-girlfriends to talk about, but there are no ex-girlfriends to teach you!
Huo Xiao heaved a sigh of relief, "What is an ex-girlfriend?"
Su Yunyao: ...
Is this the point?
"Ex-girlfriends are nothing."
Huo Xiao: ???
"What is the ex-girlfriend?"
Su Yunyao: ...
"I used to be in a relationship with you, but later on, for some reason, we couldn't be together. If you're a woman, you're my ex-girlfriend, and if you're a man, you're my ex-boyfriend."
Huo Xiao concentrated for a moment, "Princess, I don't have an ex-girlfriend."
After a pause, he added, "I don't have an ex-boyfriend either."
A question mark slowly appeared above Su Yunyao's head.
It’s really Wu Yu’s father. He opened the door for Wu Yu and Wu Yu came home.
On second thought, it’s better not to have talked about it!
If you haven't talked about it, it's like a blank sheet of paper.
What ex-girlfriend or not? You have to teach your own man yourself!
What about the first time holding hands, the first time hugging, the first time kissing, the first time...
From now on, everything will be hers.
Who knows whether those men who have ex-girlfriends have ever kissed their ex-girlfriends' feet.
She was almost impatient to eat up this pure little white flower.
"Do you know why I didn't let you learn invisibility?"
Huo Xiao seemed to have adapted to her jumping thoughts. He was just stunned for a moment, "Why?"
"Because although this invisibility technique is a powerful martial art, it also has a fatal side effect."
Huo Xiao became even more curious. Aren't all martial arts good for strengthening the body? "What kind of damage?"
"That is, if you want to practice divine skills, you must first castrate yourself."
Huo Xiao: ???
Castrate yourself?
Huo Xiao's expression changed.
He had never heard of anything so outrageous.
To practice martial arts, one must first become a dirty person.
Huo Xiao couldn't help but look down at himself. This martial arts...
"So this princess says, this martial art is not suitable for you to practice. If you castrate yourself, what will this princess use in the future?"
The veins on Huo Xiao's forehead bulged, and he could not hide his shock. He thought he had heard it wrong.
"What?"
Just then, the carriage stopped.
"Princess, we've arrived at Tangquan Palace..."
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