Chapter 163: Brother, am I the kind of person who looks at faces?
Walk?
Seeing that he was really about to leave, Fei Ran quickly chased after him. He stuffed the written IOU into Su Yunyao's carriage before stopping.
The carriage moved slowly.
Pearl picked up the note and placed it in the princess's hand with a puzzled look on her face. "Princess, this actor is really honest. This is the first time I've seen someone write an IOU for a reward."
Su Yunyao glanced at the words on the note calmly. "This handwriting is neat and tidy, and looks better than mine."
pearl:……
Before Su Yunyao's carriage returned to the princess's mansion, news came from the palace.
"Princess, the Emperor invites you to the palace to have dinner with him."
When Su Yunyao arrived at the palace, the imperial kitchen had already prepared dinner. The emperor was sitting in front of the food tray. When he saw her come in, he looked up and smiled.
"Is the Imperial Sister here?"
"Royal brother, my royal brother, you miss your sister so much."
emperor:……
The emperor held his forehead helplessly and said, "Sister, please sit down and have your meal."
"Royal brother, do you know how excited I was when I heard the palace servants say you summoned me to the palace for dinner?"
Su Yunyao's expression was exaggerated to the right degree, making the emperor look helpless.
"Sister, please sit down."
Su Yunyao walked over to the seat next to him and sat down, tilting her head and asking, "Are we just the two of us having dinner tonight?"
The emperor was puzzled, "Who else do you want to call, sister?"
"No." Su Yunyao shook her head. "It's just that every time my brother invites me to the palace for a meal, it's like a Hongmen Banquet."
emperor:……
Although, it seems to be true.
"Don't worry, sister. It's just the two of us having dinner tonight and chatting about our brother-sister relationship."
Su Yunyao put down the chopsticks she had picked up and suddenly felt that the food in front of her was no longer fragrant.
"Royal brother, I think we should stop talking."
"Imperial sister, I still need to talk about it."
"Royal brother, there's really no need."
"Royal sister..."
Su Yunyao: ...
"Royal brother, if you have anything to say, just say it directly."
The emperor raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Imperial sister really understands me!"
Su Yunyao: ...
I don’t really want to know what to do!
"Royal sister, you sleep until noon every day, which really affects the construction of the prayer platform. Moreover, it is not good for the people who are building the prayer platform to stay in the princess's mansion all day."
"What's wrong with that?" Su Yunyao pretended to be dumb. "I've been treated well every day, and they're here to complain to you? They're saying I've been mistreating them. Damn it, these ungrateful bastards! Forget it, I won't train you anymore!"
Emperor's brother:...
"Royal sister, that's not what I meant. I'm thinking, Royal sister, why don't you come live in the palace? You see Linglong Pavilion is empty, and I always think of you. I miss you so much!"
Su Yunyao stared at him and blinked, "Royal brother, how many times a month can you go to the harem?"
Emperor's brother:...
"Well……"
Su Yunyao stood up, walked behind the emperor, and patted his shoulder. "Royal brother, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. Why should I be polite to your sister?"
"Alright." The emperor clapped his hands. "Then I won't be polite with my sister. You will move into Linglong Pavilion tonight. Once the prayer platform is completed, you will move back to the Princess Residence."
Su Yunyao took a deep breath and said, "No, my royal brother, you are really rude, aren't you?"
"Yes!" The emperor nodded firmly. "You're welcome. Why should I be polite to my own sister? This matter is settled. Come, sister, have dinner."
Su Yunyao: ...
"Royal brother, if I move back to Linglong Pavilion, what should I do with my men? Do I have to ask them to move to Linglong Pavilion with me?" Su Yunyao complained sadly.
"them?"
The emperor frowned in confusion. "Huo Xiao went to Dongling Pass, so your only man left is Lu Mingfeng. If you miss him, just invite him into the palace."
"Royal brother, why didn't I realize before that you are actually a straight man."
emperor:? ? ?
"I can't blame you for being straightforward. After all, those concubines in the harem are always eyeing you covetously. As soon as you enter the harem, they are like wolves that have been hungry for three days and three nights. They are being fawned over all day long, so naturally they don't know what romance is."
Su Yunyao said this and shook her head with deep sympathy.
"Royal brother, think about it. If I lived in the palace and they slept with me, I would have to take the initiative to invite them every time. But in the princess's mansion, they can come and go easily, and they will offer themselves to sleep with me. Do you understand the feeling of being active and passive?"
The emperor nodded, then shook his head. "Is there a difference?"
What a big difference!
However, Su Yunyao felt that he, who couldn't even remember the names of all the women in the harem, would not understand.
"It's like, I want to eat crab roe cakes, but I don't tell you, and you have them made and brought to me personally. And I want to eat crab roe cakes, but I don't tell you, and you don't have anyone make them and bring them to me, but wait until I tell you, and then you have someone make them and bring them to me."
The emperor listened carefully and pushed the crab roe pastry on the plate in front of Su Yunyao, "Royal sister, crab roe pastry."
Su Yunyao: ...
No more chatting today!
Su Yunyao picked up her chopsticks with a look of despair, "Let's eat."
The emperor raised his lips and said, "Sister, you haven't told me yet, besides Lu Mingfeng and Huo Xiao, who else do you like?"
"Royal brother, don't talk while eating or sleeping. Just eat." Su Yunyao didn't show the slightest interest.
The emperor picked up a piece of beef and placed it in her bowl. "Royal sister, since you have so many men, one more is not too much, and one less is not too little, right?"
Su Yunyao: ???
"Royal brother, oh royal brother, why do I feel like you're setting me up again? Other people's brothers are used to trick them, but my brother is specifically designed to trick me?"
The emperor put his fist to his lips and coughed softly, "Imperial sister, I don't have any."
"One less, one less?" Su Yunyao seemed to have grasped the key point. "Royal brother, today I must make this clear. Which man of mine do you have your eyes on?"
emperor:……
"Royal sister, is it possible that what I want to say is the previous sentence, and one more is not too much?"
Su Yunyao pursed her lips. "Royal brother, are you talking about the Third Prince of Dong Liao?"
The emperor's face lit up with joy. "It's true that nothing can be hidden from my sister. Since my sister already knows, there's no need for me to beat around the bush. What do you think, sister?"
Su Yunyao sneered, "Heh... heh... heh... nothing!"
Emperor's brother:...
"Royal brother, I'm full. I don't want to eat anymore. I really can't eat this meal." Su Yunyao said, and stood up. "Also, Royal brother, please don't summon me to the palace for meals in the future. I can't use any."
"Royal sister."
Seeing that she was really about to leave, the emperor quickly walked over to her and held her arm with one hand. "My sister, wouldn't you like to see the appearance of the Third Prince of Dong Liao? What if he looks like someone you like?"
"Superficial!" Su Yunyao patted his shoulder, "Royal brother, am I the kind of person who only cares about appearance?"
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