Chapter 3 I Became a Zerg 3
Zhang Xiaojia breathed a sigh of relief as she walked out of the registration office, only to find Luo Li leaning against the pillars, waiting for her. The royal girl's shell shone a gorgeous purple-gold in the sunset. "Satisfied? Commoner."
Zhang Xiaojia smiled and waved her enrollment certificate: "Thanks to the sponsorship of the young lady~"
"Don't be too happy," Lori's tentacles suddenly straightened. "Class S is the 'Death Class,' specifically for picking up troublemakers from every galaxy." She lowered her voice. "Just last week, a student was carried into the medical bay—for saying, 'The royal family's tentacles are like rotten cabbage leaves.'"
Zhang Xiaojia's compound eyes flickered slightly: "So exciting? Then I have to prepare some gift..." She took out a can of suspicious green powder from her space bag.
Luo Li's carapace instantly turned a warning scarlet: "You don't have any banned drugs?!"
"It's just a modified version of itching powder~" Zhang Xiaojia blinked. "It's a human invention. I added some Zerg pheromones... The effect will last about three days?"
The royal girl's antennae trembled wildly: "You are really... the worst mimic!" But a rare hint of appreciation was quietly mixed into her pheromones.
Zhang Xiaojia stood in front of the metal door of Building 7, Area S. The moment her iris was scanned, the access control system opened the door.
Zhang Xiaojia walked in, what should he say?
Complete defense system
Complete privacy system
Complete attack system
but……
It has a living room, a bedroom, a bathroom and a kitchen, but nothing else.
She wanted to open the campus information to see if other dormitories were also unfurnished.
Luo Li was next door to her, and Zhang Xiaojia ran over and knocked on the door.
When he opened it, he saw it was magnificent, so Zhang Xiaojia turned around and left.
Suddenly I realized, why is there no optical computer in Interstellar?
Zhang Xiaojia turned and ran to Luo Li's house, "Miss Wang, please buy me a laptop."
Lori looked at her speechlessly, wondering if she was being too familiar.
"Why?"
Zhang Xiaojia looked at her with tears in her eyes: "You paid for my room. In the eyes of outsiders, I am your bug. Don't you care about me?"
Lori felt like a huge pot was being put on her head.
How arrogant she is!
He also asked us to start training an hour earlier tomorrow, which offended a lot of people.
Now she is her bug...
Looking at Zhang Xiaojia's pitiful eyes, is she pretending?
Luo Li still had a sullen look on her face as she opened the shopping interface. "The cheapest basic model, 5,000 credits."
Zhang Xiaojia leaned over to look at the screen: "Wow, this color is exactly the same as my wings! There's also an antenna adapter! I want this one~"
"That'll cost 80,000!" Lori took a breath. She was actually poor too.
"Miss~" Zhang Xiaojia pulled her sleeve and shook it, "Look, I don't even have a decent piece of clothing..." She pointed to her uniform that was washed so hard that it looked bleached.
Luo Li's shell began to change color, from angry purple to hesitant light blue. Finally, she gritted her teeth and placed an order: "I'll put it on your account! Pay it off before graduation!"
"Thank you!" Zhang Xiaojia took out a box of strawberries from his space bag like a magic trick, "Strawberries please~"
Lori's compound eyes suddenly lit up. None of the Zerg grew fruit, only humans grew fruit. Zerg rarely bought fruit from humans, and even the royal family rarely got to eat it.
She took the box with reserve, but the pheromones honestly emitted a pleasant sweet fragrance.
Fifteen minutes later, the optical computer was delivered and Zhang Xiaojia left with it.
After Zhang Xiaojia configured his laptop to surf the Internet, he checked the campus information network.
well!
There is literally no furniture!
She could only buy wooden boards and make her own furniture. She had the space, but it was not suitable for taking out.
These rosewood boards are big and good, and they only cost 30,000 yuan. After you buy them, they will arrive in 20 minutes.
Zhang Xiaojia planned to put away the wooden boards and take out his set of rosewood furniture.
Transplanting flowers and trees, she is really a genius bug~
The next day, at 5:55
Wearing her combat uniform, she flapped her little wings and walked from the seventh floor to the edge of the training ground.
Zhang Xiaojia was still chewing a bun in her mouth. She had to have breakfast, right?
I didn't expect that she would be the last little bug to come.
The instructor looked at her coldly, and Zhang Xiaojia immediately said, "First, I'm not late. Second, school rules stipulate that wings cannot be wider than shoulders."
The instructor said coldly, "School rules also stipulate that eating and drinking are prohibited on the training ground!" He pointed his sharp forelimbs at the bun in her hand, "Destroy it immediately, and then fly around the field fifty times!"
Zhang Xiaojia swallowed the bun in a few bites and explained innocently, "Instructor, I didn't eat on the training ground." She pointed to the ground, indicating that she did not enter the training ground.
Zhang Xiaojia returned to the team in a frivolous manner. Seeing Luo Li standing alone, she walked over and stood beside her.
One of the instructor's tentacles twitched.
At this time, yesterday's commander walked in.
"My name is Tang Han. Starting today, I will train you."
Tang Han's elytra reflected a cold metallic luster in the morning light. He unbuttoned the top button of his commander's uniform with one hand, revealing his neck covered with biological armor: "You fight alone for one hour. The loser--" He pointed to the gravity regulator suspended in the air, "Ten thousand meters, three times the standard gravity.
You can use non-lethal homemade weapons to start"
Here, only the little bug Zhang Xiaojia has wings.
Shamelessly, she flapped her wings and flew into the air.
Looking up at the next fifty-eight minutes, it became the craziest morning training record since the founding of the Imperial Military Academy.
Below, plasma blades were flying all over the sky.
Exploding candies, bubble gum as sticky as spider webs, and even glittering scale powder that can temporarily interfere with the Zerg's compound eyes.
Tang Han looked at the little bugs eating, drinking and having fun in the air.
Zhang Xiaojia decided to buy some Chinese medicine after class today, as she could make many kinds.
Tang Han's elytra whistled sharply in the air, and he rushed towards Zhang Xiaojia like a silver lightning. Zhang Xiaojia hastily raised her arms to block, but heard a "crack" - the sound of cracking shells made her compound eyes shrink suddenly.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Zhang Xiaojia's tears burst out instantly. Relying on her great strength, she immediately stepped forward to attack and engage in hand-to-hand combat with Tang Han.
Throw him a rainbow bubble bomb
Tang Han sneered, and his forelimbs suddenly transformed into two ion blades, spinning and splitting the fog: "Little trick."
He swooped down, and the edge of his elytra accurately hit Zhang Xiaojia's back, smashing her to the ground like a meteor hammer.
"Boom!" Spider-web-like cracks appeared on the training ground.
Zhang Xiaojia curled up in the pit with his wings drooping pitifully.
She sobbed and wiped away her tears: "I admit defeat...Isn't it okay for me to admit defeat..."
The whole audience was silent.
Those larvae of the royal family who were originally fighting were all frozen in place. How could this commoner last five minutes under Tang Han's hands?
What's even more terrifying is that the commander's shell is now covered with colorful icing, and the ends of his tentacles are comically curled with half-melted gummy bears.
Tang Han almost stepped on a pool of slime when he landed. It was the super glue that Zhang Xiaojia had secretly spread earlier. He started the cleaning process with a gloomy face. The robotic arm suddenly rose from the ground and sprayed medical spray at Zhang Xiaojia.
"Tomorrow at six o'clock." Tang Han's compound eyes swept over all the students, "Those who are late will practice with me for half an hour."
After saying that, he turned and left, but everyone saw a piece of paper stuck on his back with a crying face drawn on it and the words "Commander, you are bullying minors, pay me money" written on it.
As the medical robot lifted Zhang Xiaojia onto the suspended stretcher, Luo Li rushed over and stuffed a painkiller candy into her mouth: "Idiot! You actually used human snacks as weapons?!"
Zhang Xiaojia spit out blood bubbles and grinned foolishly: "Hehe... Commander's tentacles... have turned pink..." After saying that, he fainted.
She didn't see Tang Han suddenly stagger at the corner of the corridor - those sugar pills were mixed with the latest "emotion dye", and at this moment he was using his tentacles to press tightly against the cracks in his shell that suddenly began to itch.
Zhang Xiaojia stayed in the medical cabin for three hours and was finally kicked out by the robot.
La la la la...
It was noon, she didn't have to go to class, and could eat. The school allowed complete mimics, and any restaurant could eat for free.
When they arrived at the S class cafeteria, they fell silent instantly, but Zhang Xiaojia didn't care.
Zhang Xiaojia swaggered towards the food pick-up area, his eyes widening instantly—
The crystal dining table displays glowing deep-sea giant turtle sashimi, lava cakes suspended using anti-gravity technology, and even nebula soup served in a miniature wormhole container!
"This...is this free food?" She poked the green-armored boy who was picking up food next to her.
The boy took a half step away in disdain. "Country bumpkin, this is a special supply for S class. Every dish is infused with combat nutrients, worth..."
Before he could finish his words, Zhang Xiaojia had already swept through the three plates like a whirlwind.
I came to the restaurant, looked at the seat by the window, sat down directly, and started eating happily.
By the time she was on her third plate, all the noble larvae in the restaurant had stopped chewing.
The atmosphere is very weird
Zhang Xiaojia slowly stuffed the last piece of dessert into her mouth, her eyelids already drooping. The food in Class S was indeed good, but the problem was that if you overeat, you'll feel sleepy.
She yawned, her wings drooping lazily: "Hmm... I really want to take a nap..."
Luo Li's antennae twitched, and a hint of disgust drifted through her pheromones. "You ate three combat nutrition meals, two large slices of cake, and two glasses of milk, and all you want to do is sleep?"
Zhang Xiaojia rubbed his stomach and said confidently, "Not sleeping after eating is bad for digestion."
The green-armored teenager Tang Li sneered, "Class S's training isn't a vacation for you."
Zhang Xiaojia waved his hands lazily: "I know, I know, I'll go to training later..."
Before he finished speaking, the holographic projection on the ceiling suddenly unfolded, and Tang Han's stern face appeared in the air:
"Zhang Xiaojia, gravity training room. Now."
Zhang Xiaojia protested, "Am I the only one?"
She then choked up and said, "Because I'm a commoner, you bully me, isolate me, and oppress me?"
Tang Han controlled his pheromones, but the veins on his forehead were about to burst. He gritted his teeth and said, "Class S, all-person weight training."
The little bugs in Class S all glared at her, saying how shameless she was. She was unconscious and went to the medical cabin, and they all ran circles in gravity.
——
A group of little bugs came to the gravity training room. They are triple gravity.
Zhang Xiaojia slowly moved into the gravity training room, leaning against the wall as if he had no bones. "Commander... can we train another day? I just ate, and strenuous exercise is not good for my stomach..."
Tang Han looked at her expressionlessly: "Ten times the gravity, thirty minutes of basic endurance training."
Zhang Xiaojia's eyes widened instantly: "Ten times?! I just finished eating! I'm going to throw up!"
Tang Han ignored her and directly activated the gravity system.
"boom--!"
Zhang Xiaojia was pinned to the ground, unable to even lift his wings. He could only struggle to move. "Commander... you're abusing a minor... I want to complain..."
Tang Han looked down at her and said, "With a 5S-level physical strength, ten times the gravity is just a warm-up for you."
Zhang Xiaojia wanted to cry but had no tears: "But I really don't want to move..."
Tang Han sneered: "Then just lie down, the time will still count."
——
Ten minutes later.
Zhang Xiaojia slumped on the ground like a salted fish, too lazy to even move his tentacles: "Commander... I surrender... Can you cut it in half..."
Tang Han glanced at the monitoring screen - her physical strength consumption was less than 10%, she was just lazy.
"Get up," he said coldly, "or you'll have extra practice tomorrow."
Zhang Xiaojia wailed, and finally, reluctantly, propped himself up and slowly began to do basic movements.
Every movement of hers exuded an air of extreme laziness.
Push-ups? I did them, but after each push-up I would just lie down and rest for three seconds.
Squats? Halfway through, I got lazy and switched to a wall sit.
Jumping training? She simply spread her wings and floated in the air, pretending to be dead.
Tang Han's tentacles trembled slightly with anger: "Zhang Xiaojia!"
Zhang Xiaojia blinked innocently: "I am moving! Look, my wings are still flapping!"
Tang Han took a deep breath and suddenly pressed a button on the console.
The floor of the training room suddenly turned into a super sticky gelatinous layer!
Zhang Xiaojia's wings were instantly stuck, and he fell to the glue with a "bang". He struggled for a long time but couldn't get up: "Commander! You are cheating!"
Tang Han sneered: "Since you like to be lazy, then change the training method. Breaking free is also part of the combat class."
Zhang Xiaojia: “…”
She finally sighed in resignation and began to exert her strength in earnest. Her 5S-level stamina burst forth, forcibly tearing the gelatinous layer apart, yet the entire process still tinged with a sense of reluctance and laziness.
Tang Han looked at the surveillance data and frowned slightly - she could have broken free instantly, but she chose to drag her feet.
"Tomorrow," he said coldly, "if you slack off again, I'll make you complete your entire training in the glue pool."
Zhang Xiaojia's face instantly fell: "Commander...you are abusing the little bug..."
Tang Han: “Heh.”
——
In the end, Zhang Xiaojia completed the training, but he exuded a sense of resentment of being "forced to work" throughout the process.
She staggered out of the training room and lay down on the ground: "Ah... I'm so tired... I want to apply for a leave..."
Luo Li stood at the door, her tentacles twitching: "You clearly only have 80% of your health left!"
Zhang Xiaojia closed his eyes and pretended to be dead: "No, I'm already exhausted... I need three days and three nights of sleep to recover..."
Tang Han's voice came coldly from behind: "Tomorrow, twenty times the gravity, actual combat."
Zhang Xiaojia: “…”
She turned over silently, buried her face in her wings, and said in a muffled voice:
“I’m applying to withdraw from school…”
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