Chapter 7 I Became a Zerg 7
Zhang Xiaojia hid in Loli's dormitory and concealed his pheromones.
Zhang Xiaojia talked about the pain he had experienced during his days of vacation and cultivation.
Luo Li's mouth twitched. It was too scary.
The fifteen bugs were stunned as they listened. This adoption was too cruel.
But they couldn't afford to offend Tang Han and the others, so they could only persuade him.
Zhang Xiaojia said angrily, "I thought being adopted was the pinnacle of my life... but it turned out to be a hellish training camp!"
Zhang Xiaojia's antennae were drooping, and his wings were still stained with the energy liquid he brought from the training cabin. He looked like he was so tortured that he had no desire to live.
"I want to quit!!!" She slammed the table in grief and anger, but her claws hit the table too hard and directly cracked Lori's mycelium table.
Luo Li: “…” (My limited edition amethyst mycelium table!)
The fifteen little bugs around all took half a step back, fearing that they would be affected by her resentment.
Tang Li tried to comfort her: "Ahem...cousin, this is called fatherly love."
He Shishi nodded in agreement: "Father's love is as heavy as a mountain."
Zhang Xiaojia glared angrily: "Do you want this mountain?!"
Tangka raised his hand weakly: "Sister, stop making trouble. Your status now crushes us royals..."
Tang Han added softly, "And Tang Han is a prince, super rich..."
Zhang Xiaojia was even more devastated when he heard this. "Rich?! I only get 100,000 credits if I beat him once, and I lose another 100,000! I only get dark matter pudding if I meet the training standards, otherwise I'll just have to chew on the ore! If the tactical deduction win rate is less than 80%, I'll directly deduct 50,000!! I'm losing both my reputation and my money~"
Tears welled up in her eyes as she checked her account balance. "Look! After he adopted me, all the 15,000 yuan subsidy from the college was gone! I'm now 200,000 yuan in debt!!!"
The insects: "..." (This is too tragic!)
Suddenly, the air in the entire dormitory suddenly solidified, and an extremely oppressive pheromone surged like a tide, and the antennae of all the little insects instantly straightened and their wings stiffened.
"Hand over Zhang Xiaojia."
Only these five words were conveyed in the cold pheromone, but the deterrent power was extremely strong - an absolute order from the six-winged warrior.
Fifteen little bugs looked at Zhang Xiaojia in unison, their eyes filled with fear.
Luo Li trembled: "Zhang, Zhang Xiaojia...or...why don't you just go out?"
Tang Li swallowed hard, "The commander's pheromones...are too terrifying..."
Zhang Xiaojia clung to Luo Li's bedpost tightly: "I won't! I'll die if I get out! How can you bear to watch me get turned into a bug?!"
The insects cried out in their hearts: But we don’t want to be trained to be insects! ! !
Not handing over Zhang Xiaojia?
Tang Han would come in personally to catch the bugs and legally "train" all of them.
Given the commander's personality, he might directly activate a fifty-fold gravity field and let them collectively experience the "Zerg crushing technique."
Hand over Zhang Xiaojia?
Given Zhang Xiaojia's current status and her ability to hold grudges, she will definitely take revenge!
Think about her methods: poisoning first and then selling the antidote, monopolizing dark matter pudding, secretly adding all kinds of prank powders during training...
I'm afraid that in the days to come, I will be tortured to a state worse than death!
Tangka was desperate: "Sister, you make your own choice... Either you are captured by the commander now, or we are forced to betray you and then be tortured by you in the future..."
Zhang Xiaojia gritted her teeth and said, "If you dare to hand me over, I'll tell Tang Han that you all conspired to cheat on the exam last week!"
The insects: "!!!"
This woman is so cruel!
Just when the atmosphere was at a stalemate, a cunning light suddenly flashed in Zhang Xiaojia's compound eyes.
"I have a plan." She lowered her voice, "Help me hold Tang Han back and tell him I've never been here. I'm going to hide at the human military academy for a few days!"
Luo Li was shocked: "Human Military Academy?! Are you crazy? If we are discovered——"
Zhang Xiaojia smiled wickedly, "Don't worry, I have the 'emotional interferon antidote'. Humans won't be able to detect me. Besides, we just signed the Hundred Years of Peace Truce. They definitely won't dare to touch the prince's daughter."
Tang Li hesitated: "But what if the commander storms into the human military academy and demands the person..."
Zhang Xiaojia flapped his wings and smiled evilly, "That's even better! Let the humans see how terrifying the Zerg commander is. Maybe they'll cancel the joint training on their own initiative!"
The insects: "..."
So sinister! But it seems... to make some sense?
Outside the door, the oppressive feeling of pheromones became stronger and stronger, and one could even hear the sound of Tang Han's elytra vibrating slightly.
"The last three seconds."
The fifteen little bugs panicked instantly, exchanging frantic glances: What should we do?!
Zhang Xiaojia acted decisively and climbed through the window: "Brothers, hold on! I owe you money, and I'll pay you back!"
"Swish——" Her wings spread out and she disappeared into the night in an instant.
Tang Han breaks into the house
The door was blasted open by a huge force, Tang Han's six wings spread out behind him, and his compound eyes swept the entire place coldly.
"Where's Zhang Xiaojia? Where's that little bastard?"
Fifteen little bugs pointed out the window in unison: "She ran away!!!"
Sorry, Zhang Xiaojia, they really can’t bear it!
Tang Han's tentacles were stretched dangerously, and there was a strange sense of relief in his pheromones?
"You've learned to run away? Not bad, your tactical awareness has improved." Tang Han said with a smile
The insects: “???”
This reaction is not right! Are they part of their father-daughter HAPPY?
Tang Han turned around and flapped his wings: "Everyone in Class S7, emergency assembly."
"Since she likes playing hide-and-seek, let's have a real-life practice."
"Objective: Capture Zhang Xiaojia."
"Those who succeed will be exempt from training for a week."
The insects: "!!!"
Fighting spirit ignites instantly!
Tang Mo: "What if the fifteen of us team up and capture Zhang Xiaojia?"
Tang Han smiled and said, "Three days of free training."
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Watching the surveillance video of Zhang Xiaojia eating like crazy in the human hot pot restaurant.
The adjutant asked cautiously, "Commander, do you want to arrest her directly?"
Tang Han's antennae trembled slightly, and a hint of helplessness appeared in his pheromones: "...Contact the human military first, don't let them hurt her without any eyesight."
Adjutant: "Yes!" This is not about chasing a fugitive, this is about covering up for your daughter!
Human Military Academy Command Center
The human commander looked at the message sent by Tang Han on the screen, his forehead veins throbbing. "My daughter ran away to play with you guys. Don't hurt her. I've sent 15 buggers to pick her up. Please cooperate."
"Fuck, this is a joint training. Are the Zerg so bold now? They dare to come here in person."
The adjutant asked cautiously, "Sir, what does the Zerg Prince's daughter look like?"
The commander checked the database, but there were no photos. Zhang Xiaojia's file popped up on the screen:
[Name: Zhang Xiaojia
Race: Zerg (Perfect Mimic)
Danger level: SSS (marked: particularly edible)
Characteristics: May disguise as a human girl, especially likes hot pot, milk tea, and dessert shops
Commander: "...Inform all restaurants to strengthen their vigilance. Notice the special squad to follow the Zerg."
Arriving at the Human Military Academy Commercial Street, Zhang Xiaojia was delighted to see that Gothic clothing was now popular.
There was a Gothic outfit in her space, so she quickly found the bathroom and put on some light Gothic makeup.
Zhang Xiaojia sat with his legs crossed in the most popular hot pot restaurant on the Human Military Academy Commercial Street. In front of him was a pile of spicy hot pot soup base boiling with red oil, beef rolls, tripe, shrimp balls...
"Ah~ this is life!" She took a bite of the mutton hotpot with satisfaction. Her human taste memory made her have a special liking for spicy food.
The waitress next to me asked with a smile: "Student, your Tege outfit is so beautiful. Where did you buy it?"
Zhang Xiaojia mimicked perfectly, blinked, and smiled harmlessly: "I don't like particularly strong outfits. Isn't this dress beautiful? I made it myself."
However, she didn't notice that an urgent notice was scrolling on the hot pot restaurant's screen:
"Alert! Zerg are coming to campus. Remember, we just signed a 100-year treaty. No harm to the Zerg is allowed. Violators will have 10,000 credits deducted. Provide clues and you will be rewarded with 100 credits."
Zhang Xiaojia was so engrossed in eating that he didn't notice anything. There was nothing he could do. Human food was not suitable for the Zerg and could not provide the nutritional content.
After eating hot pot, Zhang Xiaojia was holding a milk tea and leisurely strolling around the dessert shop. He also bought a strawberry cake.
"Human delicacies...are simply amazing!" She narrowed her eyes happily, completely unaware that she had become a wanted person in both schools.
Zhang Xiaojia sat with her legs crossed in the corner of the dessert shop, eating strawberry cake elegantly, completely immersed in the atmosphere of human students.
She hacked into Lori's optical computer and found out that Class S7 was coming to arrest her. She then hacked into the optical network of the human military academy and provided her with clues. The human military academy would give the students 100 points.
There are no pictures of her, which is interesting.
Student points on the human side can be used as money. Since she has hacked into the campus optical network, she might as well get herself a student ID.
"Since there's no photo of me..." She said with a sly smile, "Then sell out your teammates!"
Zhang Xiaojia looked at the locations of the fifteen bugs on the optical computer and happily sent their locations to the discipline department of the human military academy.
Watching the chaotic arrest operation on the laptop, he leisurely drank milk tea.
Messages kept popping up on the optical brain:
【Credits +100】
【Credits +100】
【Credits +100】
…
"Tsk, that's easy." She submitted the last clue.
Zhang Xiaojia became serious and talked to Xiaoai in his mind.
"Xiao Ai, can you control the optical computer here?"
"Jia Jia, no, but I can hack into the system and modify some programs. The mastermind here is better than me."
Zhang Xiaojia nodded. She wanted to know why humans wanted to create Zerg emotion interferon?
The Zerg are all mimics, they all respect the human appearance and move closer to humans. Do humans want to eliminate all the Zerg?
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In the command room, Tang Han looked at the surveillance camera, his tentacles trembling slightly.
Adjutant: "Commander, do you want to stop it?"
Tang Han suddenly smiled: "No need, since she is having so much fun, let her play."
Call up the light computer and send a message to Zhang Xiaojia
"Rescue fifteen little bugs. On the second of every month, there will be no training, just a day of rest."
Haha, Zhang Xiaojia stood up.
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Fifteen Zerg cubs were trapped in a special energy cage, all of them looking dejected.
Tang Li banged on the cage: "Let us out! We are here for friendly communication!"
Lori could only gracefully adjust her shell: "Don't bother, just wait for the commander to come and rescue us."
Tangka said with a sad face: "It's over. I will definitely be tortured to death when I go back this time..."
Suddenly, the light in the holding room flickered twice and went out.
In the darkness, a lazy female voice sounded: "Hey, Your Highnesses, are you having fun?"
Swish!
An emergency light came on, illuminating the girl standing at the door. Zhang Xiaojia put one hand in her pocket and tossed the access card of the Discipline Department with the other hand, with a playful smile on her lips.
The human student disciplinary captain rushed in with six mecha warriors, all pointing their laser guns at Zhang Xiaojia.
"Zerg, you're under arrest!"
Zhang Xiaojia sighed, drank the last sip of milk tea, and threw the cup into the trash can accurately.
"You humans..." She flexed her wrist, "you just rely too much on equipment."
"Target locked, surrender immediately!" the leading mecha pilot warned sternly.
"Surrender?" She chuckled. "You should be worrying about the repair costs."
She suddenly rushed forward, her figure close to the first mecha like a ghost, and her fingertips accurately pierced the gap in the waist armor. Crack! The nerve conduction line was torn off, and the mecha instantly stiffened and fell to the ground with a loud bang.
The second mech swung its fist at her, and she spun to avoid it. The bone spur on its wing tip sliced through the hydraulic pipe in her elbow joint like a scalpel. The mech's arm drooped limply amidst the spray of high-pressure fluid.
The third mecha raised its shield for defense, but she suddenly smiled sweetly: "Your left leg balancer malfunctioned three seconds ago, right?" The driver was stunned, and the mecha indeed staggered and tilted.
She flapped her wings and soared into the air, her legs tangling around the fourth mech's head, her waist and abdomen exerting force to twist. The metal cervical vertebrae groaned in a teeth-grinding way, and the mech collapsed like a puppet with its strings cut.
The fifth mech attacked from behind. Without even turning, she stabbed the tail needle precisely into the heat dissipation vent on the back of her neck. Sparks exploded, and the mech, with its systems overloaded, began to do a mechanical dance.
He grabbed the alloy fist swung by the sixth mecha and swung it out with the momentum. The two mechas collided head-on and alarms rang out.
She swung out the energy dagger hidden in her skirt armor. Swish! The blade pierced through the main control core, and the last mecha disintegrated as it ran.
Zhang Xiaojia straightened the folds of her Gothic skirt and stepped over the smoking wreckage of the mecha.
"I told you..." She picked up the strawberry cake that had fallen to the ground, "You're worried about the maintenance costs of your mecha."
Fifteen Zerg cubs stared in amazement at Zhang Xiaojia walking out of the smoke and dust.
"Cousin..." Tang Li's voice trembled, "Why do you know so much about human mechas?"
Zhang Xiaojia slapped the spicy snack bag against Loli's carapace. "Because I was reading the Mecha Maintenance Manual while you were training. By the way, your left tentacle got stained with energy liquid."
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The human commander slammed the table: "This is a naked act of aggression!"
Tang Han calmly drank his tea and said, "According to Article 37 of the Centennial Treaty, your school illegally detained our students first."
The human commander choked, "They're sneaking in disguise!"
Tang Han pushed the light screen over and said, "This prince personally sent you a message, saying that my daughter is a perfect mimic, dangerous level 3S, and is playing at your place. He also instructed me to send fifteen bugs to capture her, so the disguise and infiltration are invalid. In addition, the surveillance shows that it was your school's students who started it first."
In the picture, Xu Manman was shouting excitedly: "Catch them! 100 credits!"
Human commander: “…”
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