Chapter 251 He actually blew up his wife
Qian Guang suddenly took a step back. "Master... my wife might be coming back soon. It's still her work hours. Why would she suddenly come back? What should I do?"
He quickly turned and hid in a room near the door.
Then came the sound of high heels, the keys were placed in the entryway, and a sweet voice came from inside.
"Honey? Are you home? I'm back."
Honey, are you home? Stop playing hide-and-seek with me, come out now!
Honey, are you hidden yet? Your wicked wife is here to get you!
Stop joking around. With such a tense atmosphere, how can you still be in the mood for jokes?
Qian Guang immediately held his breath, covered his mouth, and stared intently at the camera.
He didn't dare to utter a sound, afraid that his wife would come looking for him. Looking at those ridiculous comments on the screen, he wanted to vomit up the national treasure, but he didn't dare to now.
She is a ghost.
He's not even 30 years old! So young, he has so much youth left to enjoy. He doesn't want his soul to be snatched away by a ghost so early!
"Master, you must save me!"
Qian Long was making muffled noises, and Gu Yunxi knew what he was saying. Without him saying a word, she could tell from his eyes that he was pleading for help.
Many people are just foul-mouthed. At first, they question you in all sorts of ways, wishing they could sabotage your business through the internet. But when the truth is presented to them, they suddenly do a 180-degree turn.
Humans are so bad at games, yet they love to play.
"Look around for any yellow paper. If it's yellow, you can tear it into rectangular strips and I'll teach you. Bite your finger and use the blood to start drawing."
Qian Guang tiptoed back and turned around. Luckily, his family had plenty of yellow paper.
He found a stable spot and seemed to hear his wife's high heels going upstairs, at which point he breathed a sigh of relief.
Driven by an extreme will to survive, he didn't feel any pain when he bit his finger.
"Now I'm going to talk about it. Draw carefully and make sure you don't make any mistakes. How well you can achieve the desired effect depends on your own skill."
As Qian Guang listened to the anchor's voice, his hands slowly began to draw.
I've never felt so quick-witted doing something like this.
He actually drew a complete talisman following the streamer's train of thought, and at the moment he stopped, he actually saw a glimmer of light, just a tiny bit.
He even wondered if he was seeing things.
"Very good, you've mastered the exorcism talisman pretty well."
It wasn't that Gu Yunxi was reluctant to use her talisman; the woman had almost drained the man's yang energy.
He has to solve it himself.
[Wow, with the master teaching me one-on-one, I feel like I can draw talismans too! It's amazing! What they said online was true; you can learn a lot by watching live streams.]
The painting is finished, but I don't know if it's by a master. Is this thing any good?
"Ta-da!"
The sound of high heels approached from afar, and Qian Guang held the talisman tightly in his hand.
Either he dies, or the ghost dies!
Finally, the ghost wife came over and gently pushed open the door.
"husband?"
"Quickly, stick it to her body."
Qian Guang, who was at a loss, heard the anchor's voice and rushed up to the woman almost before she could see him clearly.
He stuck the talisman on him and slipped through the crack in the door to the living room.
The woman glanced at him, then at herself.
Her face quickly turned into a bloody mess, with blood flowing from almost all seven orifices, and her eyeballs bulging out from her cheeks, one on the left and one on the right.
She even stared straight at him.
"Honey, what are you doing? I knew there was a burning smell in the house. Turns out you've been hiding a lighter around the house."
Didn't I tell you that fire is forbidden in the house? Since you insist on going against me, then I'll eat you.
The female ghost opened her blood-red mouth wide and stretched out her arm, trying to grab it, but unexpectedly, the talisman pierced into her heart the next second.
Not only Qian Guang, but all the netizens heard a series of crackling sounds, like firecrackers going off inside the female ghost's body.
Then her body began to disintegrate, and sparks flew out and landed in various corners of the living room.
Sparks began to fly up throughout the room.
"Why...why?" The female ghost's body completely turned into mist and disappeared.
Upon seeing this, the man disregarded everything else, opened the door, and ran out.
I glanced at the house behind me, which was engulfed in flames and had been reduced to ashes in the blink of an eye.
The place it is located in has no garden, no artificial hills or streams, and no straight road leading out.
Surrounding him were one earthen mound after another.
[Holy crap, that's awesome! He actually slept in a grave for months! Even someone with a lot of yang energy would feel chilly sitting there. This guy's got incredibly lucky today, getting personally connected with by the streamer.]
[His dog of a life has finally come back to life. What a son-in-law! He was just lustful and got completely played by a female ghost.]
"Master, I'm finally alive, thank you."
Gu Yunxi smiled at the camera: "I take people's money and do their bidding, but the person you should thank the most is not me, but your good friend Pei Jingchuan. If he hadn't come to my house and explained your situation to me, he would have been... perhaps attending your funeral a month later!"
"No, no, no, Master Gu is still the best. He actually taught me how to draw talismans himself. You are my second parents. I will spread your great kindness and virtue in my personal live broadcast room across the entire internet. My life will belong to you from now on. What a load of bull, what a son-in-law. I will never dare to find a wife again in this life."
Once bitten by a snake, twice shy.
Gu Yunxi pointed him in the right direction and told him to get some sunshine to ward off bad luck. Then Qian Guang logged off.
Thankfully, this happened during the day. If it had happened at 11 or 12 at night, being alone in this cemetery would have been incredibly thrilling.
[Liu Guoguo: Master Gu, it's been a long time. I haven't been online for a month. I'd like to tell you about my child's situation and thank you for telling me to hold on for a week and not to worry about the child.]
To be honest, I couldn't even stick to it for a single day, let alone a week. Later, I kept reflecting on myself and realized that I had gone too far with my child.
So I made a deal with my child: I would leave him alone for a week and listen to his opinions. Unexpectedly, after a grueling week, I calmed down. It was so strange!
I'm here today to share some good news. A month has passed, and my relationship with my child has improved. I'm slowly understanding what everyone has said: a child is like a spring; you can't compress them too tightly, nor can you stretch them too much. Appropriate contraction allows them to radiate confidence. Thank you to this platform, thank you to all the netizens, and especially thank you to the master for his advice.
Liu Guoguo sent me a long message, then gave me a small gift, and left.
"Here comes the follow-up everyone's been waiting for: Qian Guang is safe now. From now on, everyone must be careful when choosing people, and never let the pursuit of pleasure lead you down a dead end."
"Let's bring up another netizen."
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