Chapter 108 Oh, Are You Listening?
“Pah.”
Su Man raised her hand and slapped Su Wenjian.
Su Wenzhen tilted his head to one side, his cheeks red and swollen, but he seemed not to feel the pain. Instead, he held Su Man's hand and pleaded, "Mom, please help me."
Su Man looked at Su Wenjian's red and swollen cheeks, with heartache flashing across her eyes. However, when she thought of what Su Wenjian had just said, her tone became much more serious.
"Su Wenjian, tell me, where and from whom did you know about the Zhen family?"
Su Man had just contacted the beauty hospital, and when she returned to the room, Su Wenjin had a bunch of baby's breath in her hand.
She was still wondering when her son bought a bunch of baby's breath when she heard Su Wen-jen say, "Mom, can you take me back to the Zhen family?"
Almost as a conditioned reflex, Su Man raised her hand and slapped Su Wenjian.
The Zhen family, the Zhen family that would eat the dead without leaving any bones!
Su Wenjian, however, seemed not to have heard Su Man's question and repeated, "Mom, I want to go back to the Zhen family."
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"Master Zheng, are you hungry?"
Shen Yiming looked at the pile of plates on the dining table, then looked at Taoist Zheng who was still eating hard.
He has a small head with a big question mark.
While eating, Taoist Priest Zheng could still reply: "Excuse me, benefactor. I haven't had these dishes for a long time."
He followed his master Quan Huizi in practicing arduous cultivation, and after coming down the mountain from the Taoist temple, he was plunged into the mortal world for a while, finding it difficult to control himself.
Shen Yiming had a look of 'I really deserve to die' on his face, and he took the initiative to push the dishes that were placed a little further away in front of Master Zheng.
The big goose at the corner of the table also pushed his plate in front of the Persian cat.
The Persian cat didn't even look at its bowl, but jumped into Shen Mengzhu's arms and started snoring soon.
Shen Mengzhu stroked the Persian cat's fur and said, "I didn't expect that a kitten would snore like a tractor."
After a while, Taoist Zheng finally finished his meal and patted his round belly.
Shen Yiming asked, "What did Master Zheng eat during his hard training?"
Taoist Priest Zheng smiled and said, "It's nothing special, just some mountain delicacies and seafood. I eat them all the time and I'm almost sick of them."
Shen Yiming:!!!
Give him back the emotion he just felt!
Taoist Priest Zheng picked up the dustpan, and the relaxed expression on his face changed. His brows sank slightly, and he said seriously: "I have calculated that the Shen family will encounter a great disaster this time!"
Shen Yiming looked unconvinced, "Master Zheng, you don't have to say something like my family is in danger just to get some free food and drinks."
"Hehe, I've been discovered." Taoist Zheng scratched his head.
Shen Mengzhu was surprised, "Sixth brother, how did you find out?"
Shen Yiming raised his chin, his old nose proud, "This kind of rhetoric is what most Jianghu sorcerers like to say."
Taoist Priest Zheng shook the whisk in his hand, smoothed his messy hair, and did not feel embarrassed, adding: "It is true that the poor Taoist is not first-rate, but he has calculated the star of your Shen family, so there is no doubt that they will die."
"Ah, help~"
A figure rushed into the restaurant.
"Woof!"
Xiaobai and Pipi followed closely behind, jumped up, and knocked each other to the ground.
"Yu Nanchuan?" Shen Yiming looked at Yu Nanchuan, who was paralyzed by Pipi's big butt, and then looked at Yu Nanchuan's face, which was covered with gray and light spots, as if he had rolled in the dust.
Since the last time outsiders invaded the Shen family's old house, the eldest brother joined forces with the third brother to make a major upgrade to the Shen family.
The only entrance that Yu Nanchuan could run into was the dog hole dug by Pippi.
Climbed in through the dog hole... and was discovered...
"Brother, you are miserable."
Shen Yiming commented.
Taoist Zheng exclaimed, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he dug Yu Nanchuan out from under Pipi's butt.
"It's fate and time. If you can connect with Xing Yang, you will be able to break Xing Yang's deadlock this time."
Yu Nanchuan's eyes lit up, "I am willing to marry Xing Yang, even if I am a concubine."
"Hey, where did this feudal remnant come from? It's the new century now, and there's no such thing as a concubine or not." Xing Yang took out two freshly made pet biscuits from the kitchen, threw them to Pippi and Xiaobai, and then looked at the big goose under the table.
"Geese cannot eat biscuits. If they do, they will turn into goose liver."
Goose: ...
Although it is a big goose, you are pure neurosis.
The big goose looked at the two dogs who were eating the biscuits with great relish, and the noble Persian cat who was also condescending to ask the human girl to feed it biscuits.
Use its foie gras to make four.
This cookie must be delicious.
What the goose wants, the goose gets.
But it didn't dare to mess with the Persian cat, so it decided to mess with Pippi.
Suddenly, dog and goose hair were flying back and forth in the restaurant.
Xing Yang was still squatting on the ground picking them up. "Oh, fresh goose down."
Yu Nanchuan followed suit and gave all the goose down he had picked up to Xing Yang, with a silly expression on his face, "Xing Yang, will you marry me?"
He glanced at the Persian cat happily eating biscuits and said, "I'm good at taking care of cats."
Xing Yang pushed his hand away and said, "I advise you to be careful with your words and actions. I have five older brothers."
Shen Yiming yelled: "What about me!"
Xing Yang Wuqing said: "Oh, you are listening."
Shen Mengzhu patted Shen Yiming on the shoulder and said, "Sixth brother, please don't humiliate yourself."
Shen Yiming shed two lines of tears, "My sister hurts my heart."
Xing Yang snapped his fingers, "From now on I will call you Shen Laoliu and you will call me sister. We can talk about our own affairs."
"Pipi, spit out the goose!"
Xing Yang turned his head and saw that the goose's neck was stuck in Pippi's mouth.
Pippi's mouth was like a cleft in a valley, and the goose's neck was like a reed swaying in the wind, ready to break at any moment.
"Goose!"
Xing Yang patted his forehead and said, "Big Goose, could you please stop provoking Pi Pi?"
"Pooh."
Pippi spit the goose out of his mouth.
The area above the goose's neck was soaked with saliva, and its fur was sticky and flattened together.
But it continued to flap its wings, intending to show Pippi the anger of a big goose!
Taoist Priest Zheng quickly stopped it and said, "Big goose, as a goose, you should be open-minded. Hey~ don't scold me so harshly."
Amid the goose's quacks, Shen Mengzhu asked curiously, "Master Zheng, can you understand animals talking?"
Taoist Priest Zheng shook his head. "No, no, listen to it. It's so filthy."
Shen Mengzhu's gaze shifted to the big goose that was nagging Taoist Zheng Fuchen non-stop and cursing.
"...It's really a filthy curse."
Taoist Zheng had another purpose for coming this time. He wanted to meet Master Bai who has been very popular recently.
"It was this guy who stole all the business in the gym, and caused my master to slap me with his slippers," Taoist Zheng said, changing the subject. "Ahem, I just wanted to learn from him and make friends with him."
Shen Yiming whispered to Xing Yang, "It's not a sparring match, it's about trying to push Master Bai to the ground and rub him."
Xing Yang nodded, "I think he wants to destroy Master Bai in human terms."
Shen Mengzhu was wiping the mouth of a Persian cat when she heard something interrupted, "Master Zheng wants to kiss Master Bai?"
Taoist Priest Zheng: ...How did you hear that?