Chapter 55 My hemorrhoids burst!
Shao Xiaojia ate and took things at Xingyang's place, and finally returned to Shao Bai with a burp, holding two chicken legs in his pocket.
At that time, Shao Bai was processing pheasants and was a little flustered.
When he heard Shao Xiaojia say that he had a good meal at Xing Yang's, he bit the chicken leg and said in a rage, "It smells so good. Son, you have such a good way to get close to someone, why don't you provide it to your dad!"
Shao Xiaojia's face was pinched, "Dad, stop pinching me, the chicken is going to be taken away by ants!"
Sang Tianyu also returned to Sang Qiong's side. Sang Qiong was constantly snorted by the firewood that was emitting black smoke. His face was covered with black and white stripes, making him look like a naughty little cat.
"sister."
Sang Tianyu handed over the chicken nuggets that were packed in leaves.
Sang Qiong's eyes widened. "Tianyu, a person can be poor, but he cannot steal."
"Xing Yang gave it to me." Sang Tianyu handed it to Sang Qiong and squatted down to make a fire. She only stirred it a few times and the fire was lit.
In the crackling light of the fire, Sang Qiong was holding the chicken nugget in a daze.
She felt pain in her face.
Xing Yang easily solved her lunch. She also climbed up the tree and picked a lot of coconuts.
With a smile on his face, he said, "Brother, let's have coconut chicken tonight."
Shen Chenyi naturally agreed.
——[Can Sister Xing Yang start a food show? She looks so happy when she eats.]
——[Xing Yang sister can eat and climb trees. I can eat just like Xing Yang sister.]
In the evening, Xingyang made a coconut chicken dish and grilled fish.
The natural aroma of coconut neutralizes the greasiness of the chicken soup, and it tastes just right when you eat it.
In the end, most of it went into Shen Chenyi's stomach.
Xing Yang rubbed her belly and clenched her fists. "When I grow up, I will be able to eat more."
Shen Chenyi couldn't help but smile, packed up his things, and went to the stream to wash the pot.
When we came back, we found that Xingyang had built two hammocks between two trees.
The fabric for the hammock happened to be the package distributed by the program team.
Xing Yang took out everything inside and found that it was very ductile.
She thinks the program team deserves full marks for the package.
Xing Yang shared the remaining bananas with Shen Chenyi, then lay on the swaying hammock and looked at the sky.
“It shouldn’t rain tonight.”
Xing Yang raised her hand and pretended to calculate. Under the moonlight, she looked serious and cute.
Shen Chenyi had a sleeping bag in his hand, and originally intended to let Xingyang sleep in it. Xingyang didn't show any mercy, and curled up in the hammock with the sleeping bag on, and fell asleep.
Shen Chenyi listened to Xing Yang's breathing and slowly closed his eyes.
It's really lively today.
The night sky is dotted with stars.
The number of netizens in the live broadcast room gradually decreased, and no one noticed that Xing Yang in the hammock moved and opened his eyes.
The dark night covers everything.
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"ah!"
As the morning light dawned, a sharp scream broke through the sky.
Xing Yang curled up in the sleeping bag. Shen Chenyi rolled over and got out of the hammock. He did not choose to leave Xing Yang, but picked up a stick and looked in the direction of the sound warily.
——[What's wrong? What's wrong?]
Since the live broadcast screen where Shen Chenyi was located did not move, netizens began to jump to the live broadcast rooms of other groups.
Then Zou Yu was seen being trampled up and down by a wild boar.
——[Wild boar!]
Director Jin was still blinking in his sleep when the staff knocked on his door. The noise was like a fire.
But the situation is indeed extremely urgent.
Director Jin was pulled out of bed by staff and saw a huge wild boar on the live screen.
The wild boar is huge, with its belly button reaching the height of an adult's. Its skin is shiny black from the sun and rain, and it has a pair of sharp teeth on both sides of its nose.
It's a pure wild boar!
At this moment, the wild boar attacked Zou Yu's butt fiercely. Zou Yu only felt his anus tighten, and then there was an indescribable pain.
This wild boar seems to have burst his hemorrhoids!
There was still blood on the wild boar's fangs. It shook its face somewhat unhappily and then rushed towards Ni Yuan who was standing beside it.
Ni Yuan stepped back in horror and fell to the ground before he could stand firmly.
The wild boar just came to his crotch and attacked him with a palm technique that came down from the sky: Tathagata Palm.
“Crack!”
There was a sudden chaos, and Ni Yuan could not bear the weight that was greater than his life.
"Fuck, such a big pig!"
Shao Bai had heard the sound and rushed over here, just then he witnessed this shocking scene.
It's no problem for a wild boar to take on two people at once.
Shao Xiaojia saw the big wild boar coming towards them and quickly turned around and ran, "Dad, run quickly, or you'll have to eat the feast."
The wild boar naturally heard the noise here, and when it looked up, there was a look of clear stupidity in its eyes.
What to eat?
Who wants to eat pig?
Suddenly, a rope was caught around its neck.
——[So that stick is a lasso?]
Xing Yang was holding an inconspicuous stick in his hand. A rope extended from the front of the stick, like a noose, and it accurately caught the wild boar's neck.
【Got you! 】
[In the novel, a wild boar appeared on an isolated island and injured many guests. In order to protect the female guests, the second brother, who was already weak, was kicked in the chest by the wild boar, and from then on he had a problem of insufficient qi and blood.]
Last night, Xing Yang went looking for the wild boar under the cover of darkness, but didn't find it.
I didn't expect to see you here.
It really is delivered to my door!
Xing Yang exerted force with his hands, and the wild boar let out a painful wail.
Director Jin's drone also flew over at this moment, "Xing Yang, don't kill it."
Director Jin had never thought that the ordinary stick in Xing Yang's hand could actually be used to catch a wild boar, and that Xing Yang, with such a tiny body, could actually hold the wild boar by himself.
And seeing that the wild boar was about to die in her hands, Director Jin quickly turned on the loudspeaker to stop it.
You can't kill wild boars in front of the live broadcast room.
Xing Yang raised the corner of his mouth, "It's okay not to kill it. I want to exchange tents and sleeping bags with the director's team."
Director Jin thought about it and agreed, "Okay, then you hand over the wild boar to us."
The director team immediately sent someone over, and Shen Chenyi took the place of Xing Yang, holding the stick and holding the wild boar.
As soon as he started to grab it, he realized that the wild boar was very powerful. Shen Chenyi, with his huge body, almost couldn't hold it.
Seeing that Shen Chenyi almost fell, Xing Yang glared at the wild boar.
The wild boar trembled so much that it looked like a sieve, and didn't dare to move at all.
"Xing Yang, this wild boar seems to be injured." Shen Chenyi saw that the wild boar's tail seemed to be broken.
Xing Yang came closer to check it out, looked up at the people around him, and asked, "Who among you cut off its tail?"
When these words were spoken, everyone present shook their heads.
Most of them have just seen the wild boar, how dare they chop it down?
I want to chop but I don't have any weapons.
Zou Yu rolled on the ground, holding his bloody buttocks, "Help! My hemorrhoids are broken!"
Ni Yuan, who was lying next to him, had already passed out due to the pain in his balls.