Chapter 96 Is it because the snake is on the cat’s diet?
"You said you bought a cool mat on Pinduoduo, and inside the cool mat was this treasure map?"
Xing Yang widened her eyes slightly.
The dwarf nodded. He indeed got the treasure map by accident.
He had no idea what it meant at the time until he accidentally clicked on a website.
"Dark Web." The dwarf continued, looking at his brothers' eyes, "Someone posted this treasure map on the Dark Web and said that whoever finds the treasure will get this much."
He spread out five fingers.
Brother Dao and the others were all shocked.
The dark web is not a regular website. It is filled with violence, blood, and various negative energies.
Some people become rich overnight there, while others lose their entire families and homes.
The dark web will have a ranking of the buying and selling of human lives. My third brother Shen Tingyan has investigated this matter before.
The dark web is too vigilant, and often only checks once before slipping away, leaving the empty shell behind.
Xing Yang decided to give a gift to his third brother.
Send a report card.
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"You mean he is a man of great luck?"
M Hotel, Qi Qianluo looked at the homeless man picking up garbage at the back door of the kitchen.
The homeless man carefully put the burger, which had only been bitten, into his pocket and continued to rummage through the garbage.
The trash can was surrounded by sticky slop and even a few fat insects flying around.
Not to mention the cockroaches and rats that just flashed by.
Such a person... Such a person who makes a living by picking up garbage.
Is he really a lucky person?
Qi Qianluo felt that the system was teasing her.
The system's tone was full of certainty, "It's him. If you give him the bottle of mineral water in your hand, you can steal his luck."
Qi Qianluo held the bottle of mineral water in his hand and watched the homeless man who was picking up garbage stuff the water into his nostrils after picking up the garbage.
At one point she felt very nauseous.
While she was hesitating, a bird flew across the sky, and with a "click" sound, a pile of milky white shit fell at her feet.
Qi Qianluo stepped back in horror, and the sole of his shoe stepped on something soft.
I looked down and found it was a pile of freshly cooked dog shit.
After watching the excitement, the system slowly advised: "What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for all your luck to dissipate?"
Qi Qianluo endured the stench from the soles of his shoes, walked up to the homeless man, and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work in picking up trash. This bottle of water is for you."
The homeless man suddenly pulled it out of the trash can, and when he saw Qi Qianluo, he smiled in a silly tone.
After he took the mineral water, he bit open the cap of the bottle under Qi Qianluo's meaningful look.
Then his body suddenly twitched and he fell beside the trash can.
Qi Qianluo was a cold spectator, and he still had time to ask the system, "He's dead, did I still succeed in seizing the luck?"
The system said quietly: "Of course it succeeded."
Qi Qianluo saw that the luck value in the column related to her own luck had increased significantly. A satisfied smile appeared on her lips, and she even liked the corpse in front of her much better.
"What should he do?"
Qi Qianluo also kindly mentioned it.
As a result, the system ignored her and seemed to be in hibernation again.
Qi Qianluo turned around and left.
No one noticed that the homeless man's body was shrinking, and finally a huge snake crawled out of his clothes.
This is a snake with a shiny green body and a tuft of golden bangs on its head.
Especially like a non-mainstream hairstyle.
"Meow!"
A beautiful Persian cat swooped down from the sky and pinned down the writhing snake.
The non-mainstream snake immediately calmed down, with the two big words "Follow your heart" written on its face.
There were still bandages tied around the Persian cat's hind legs, and there were traces of medicine applied on its white fur.
But he still raised his chin proudly.
"Sss~"
So scary!
"Meow."
Get out of here.
The Persian cat meowed, loosened its claws, climbed up a tall tree, and disappeared.
The fat non-mainstream snake circled in place for a while, but finally followed the Persian cat's trail and went over.
There is no other reason, it's just a stray little snake, looking for adoption online.
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"Jiang Chi, have you seen my Qiqi?"
A young man with a gold necklace around his neck suddenly pushed open Jiang Chi's door.
Jiang Chi was startled and closed the computer in front of him.
The boy didn't notice anything unusual about him and began to search the room for Qiqi's whereabouts.
As a result, there was not even a single cat hair to be found in Jiang Chi's room.
The young man looked frustrated, "Qiqi ran away from home again."
Qiqi is a Persian cat raised by Yu Nanchuan, who loves to run away from home.
Once, Yu Nanchuan installed a locator on Qiqi and found that Qiqi's movement route was extremely complicated, and the thick lines marked as routes were almost twisted into a knot.
Finally, I zoomed out on the map and found that it formed the pinyin for "roll".
Yu Nanchuan: Woohoo, I got scolded.
He is just a humble shit shoveler.
“Ding Dong.”
Yu Nanchuan's cell phone rang loudly. When he took out his phone, Jiang Chi caught a glimpse of the cover of his phone in his peripheral vision, stood up suddenly, and snatched Yu Nanchuan's phone.
Yu Nanchuan: ???
Jiang Chi saw the cover of the phone clearly, and Yu Nanchuan said with a smile: "Her name is Xing Yang, do you know her?"
I know. I know it too well.
Jiang Chi blushed, "How come you have her photo?"
Yu Nanchuan was speechless when he thought about this. "It's all Qiqi's fault. Last time, it insisted on watching a live variety show, a live variety show that has been removed from the Internet. If you're brave, come."
"It likes the guest named Xing Yang very much. As long as it doesn't run around, it will stay at home and watch."
The key point is that this variety show was later removed from the shelves. Fortunately, Yu Nanchuan spent a little money to buy a high-definition unedited version, which is more comprehensive.
The number of times Qiqi ran away from home has also decreased accordingly.
Yu Nanchuan: He is just a humble poop shoveler!
But I didn’t expect that this time Qiqi ran away from home and never came back to eat cat food!
That’s cat food specially prepared for Qiqi!
How could Qiqi possibly eat other people’s food? It’s obvious that it loves this special cat food the most!
Yu Nanchuan felt distressed when he thought about how Qiqi might be imprisoned somewhere, preferring to be hungry rather than eat, and finally dying.
"Hiss~"
A huge emerald green snake was lying on Jiang Chi's window, spitting out its tongue at Yu Nanchuan in a flattering manner.
When you meet someone for the first time, you still have to leave a good impression on them.
I don’t know whether it left a good impression or not, but Yu Nanchuan was almost frightened to death.
"snake!"
"Meow~"
A Persian cat also jumped onto the window and stretched out its claws to hold down the snake's head.
There was a tuft of golden bangs on the snake's head, which looked out of place.
Jiang Chi saw a flattering expression on the snake's face.
What's going on?
Is it because snakes are on the cat's diet?
When Yu Nanchuan saw the Persian cat, he didn't care about being afraid of snakes, and rushed over to hug the Persian cat, "Qiqi, don't touch dirty things!"
Non-mainstream snake: Who is he scolding for being dirty?
The Persian cat ignored Yu Nanchuan's enthusiasm and raised its hand to press Yu Nanchuan's face.
Your cat rejected your sticker.
Yu Nanchuan smiled like a fool. When he touched the bandage on the cat's foot, he was shocked. "Qiqi, you are injured!"