"The island isn't short of my two bullets, so what's with the sarcastic remarks?"
The man in the middle pouted, clearly unhappy.
"Hahaha, what an idiot, can't even let people laugh? Hahaha!"
"The old man has been teaching you step by step for two or three years, but you still don't understand a thing. You've fired the most blanks on the island, at least eight hundred, if not a thousand..."
"Miss Stinky—"
The left side is becoming increasingly rampant.
"You bastard, say it again, my name is Xiangxiang!"
The man in the middle clenched his fist.
【Well--】
[Smells...smells good?]
Is it that fat guy down there, weighing over 300 pounds with a full beard?
Yan Miao, who was eavesdropping from the treetop, felt a chill run down her spine and got goosebumps all over her body.
[So it's not just their boss; everyone here is effeminate. Good heavens, is Gao Xing going to be forced to be the top again...?]
"Okay, Miss Stinky."
The man slung the gun over his shoulder, dusted himself off, and walked away.
"Honey, say something!"
Tears welled up in Xiangxiang's eyes, and she stomped her elephant leg so hard that the ground trembled.
The fish in the sea felt the huge tremor and scattered.
Even Yan Miao almost lost her balance and fell off the tree!
Goodness gracious, this is what you call completely clueless? One stomp could kill a person; one of these guys is worth three!
"You're not even speaking up for me, huh, that means you don't love me anymore!"
"Waaaaah—"
Xiangxiang turned her head and saw that the man on her right did not react. She raised her little pink fist and started hitting him. "Are you trying to kill me? You didn't even say a word. Didn't you hear what he said to me?"
"Cough cough—"
The elderly man's chest shuddered, nearly shattering his internal organs.
Fortunately, his species has an extraordinary ability to regenerate, so even a severed hand can regenerate.
"Xiangxiang, I'm just embarrassed..."
“Last time you practiced shooting, the bullet went into his butt. He was bedridden for a month before he recovered.”
I even dug that bullet out for him myself last time!
The elderly man forced himself to endure the nausea and explained.
"Baby, let's forgive him this time. If he dares to make fun of you again next time, I'll chop off his hand and roast it for you, with some delicious barbecue sauce, hehe."
They are from the same clan, so losing two hands is no big deal for them.
"Hmph, fine then, you'd better get revenge for me next time!"
As Xiangxiang spoke, her body suddenly changed.
The flat plain instantly transformed into a fiery and vibrant landscape!
"hiss--"
The old man leered and inhaled deeply, then touched it a couple of times, clearly enjoying it.
"Honey, can you make it spicier next time?"
"That's not something I can decide, hmph—"
The woman's voice was both high-pitched and soft, exuding charm.
After the two walked away, Yan Miao stared at the hot woman with big wavy hair, rubbing her eyes hard in disbelief.
Oh no, I hope I didn't get seafood poisoning!
What kind of seafood do you want to eat?
"When you swam over here, were you really in the mood for an underwater barbecue?"
The man's voice was somewhat abrupt, with a teasing tone.
"Holy crap—"
Yan Miao turned around and was startled by the "wild man" in front of her. This time, she shouted it out properly.
"Are you crazy? Why are you climbing a tree for no reason?"
"Same as you."
The man pointed his long, slender finger at the two people walking away, "Avoid them, or that Xiangxiang will probably riddle me with bullets, and you'll never see me again?"
"Maybe while you're swimming in the sea, I'll just die and float up, and I can be your lifebuoy."
"Ugh, how disgusting!"
Yan Miao was about to slap him when she suddenly realized that the man was trying his best to make her laugh.
His face was pale, his hair was covered in weeds, and even his clothes were torn to shreds.
Only... that area is slightly covered.
"How did you get into this state? You were quite skilled, weren't you?"
The last time he was this disheveled was back then!
Delay:............
"No matter how skilled you are, you can't withstand their overwhelming firepower!"
"See this? This entire island is a huge armory, and with all those strange people guarding it, it's even more terrifying."
He looked tenderly at the woman who was shorter than him.
"You noticed too?"
"I've been on the island for over a week. If I still can't see anything wrong, I'm either stupid or blind..."
“There are many things even stranger than Xiangxiang. At first, I thought I was seeing things, but after seeing so many, I became numb to it and just gave up.”
【You didn't even put it up! You just called to trick me into coming!】
"The one who just left, I saw him barbecuing on the beach three times in just one week."
The man approached mysteriously.
"What's so special about barbecue?"
"Oh... I forgot, the esteemed President Chi never eats these roadside stalls."
"But you've been in the sun too much, it's probably damaged your brain. So what if you didn't get to have any barbecue? Are you upset about not getting any?"
When Yan Miao thought about how he was the one who had brought her to this wretched place, she wished she could grow a knife in her mouth and verbally kill him.
"Yes, he's been in the sun a lot, which is why you can see him roasting his hands on the beach in broad daylight, sprinkling cumin and applying barbecue sauce as he does so."
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