"Get out!"
"Get out!" Xu Tangmian was both ashamed and angry, and grabbed the quilt to block her way.
Yu Chunsheng nodded blankly, mechanically turning his body. Ninety degrees, ninety degrees, ninety degrees, ninety degrees.
It turned back again.
His eyes were unfocused, his steps were unsteady, and he looked as if his soul had been taken away. Xu Tangmian was unsure whether she should put on her clothes first or get him out of there.
In any case, he can no longer understand human speech.
Xu Tangmian, suppressing her shame and anger, opened a cabinet door and reluctantly stood behind it, putting on her clothes and underwear in front of him, before pushing and kicking him out of the house.
The man was terribly drunk; he could barely stand in her room. When she pushed him, he leaned against her like a balloon, sticking to whatever he could find. Once he was off the wall, he simply collapsed to the ground.
Serves you right!
Xu Tangmian let him sleep on the ground for more than half an hour, and after taking a shower, she still took pity on him and dragged him, who was so drunk that he was unconscious, to the bed.
Just thinking about what had just happened still made her a little angry. Whether he was drunk or not, he had seen her naked! And afterwards, she had to get dressed in front of him… That man was truly despicable!
It's unclear whether people retain their memories when they're drunk, but Xu Tangmian, driven by a strong sense of revenge, didn't hesitate and stripped Yu Chunsheng naked.
If he can't remember, she'll say he took it off because he was drunk; if he does remember, then so be it! He's in the wrong anyway.
When she was down to just her underwear, Xu Tangmian couldn't help but swallow hard.
An old saying goes, "A fair maiden is the object of a gentleman's affections." Little do people know that even the most virtuous gentleman has beautiful women pursuing him.
Yu Chunsheng is not only beautiful, the kind of beautiful that could be used as a model for publicity, but she also has a great figure.
Even now, lying flat and relaxed, you can see that there's not much fat on my abdomen, and I should be able to develop abs if I exert some effort.
↑It's quite nice to pet. Xu Tangmian scratched it a couple of times and couldn't get enough of it. However, Yu Chunsheng felt uncomfortable from the two scratches, so he twisted around, smacked his lips a couple of times, but still didn't open his eyes and stopped moving.
Perhaps it was the hormones kicking in, but Xu Tangmian became interested. Seeing the lump below Yu Chunsheng's lower abdomen, she inexplicably pinched it twice.
It's soft.
She was so curious about what it looked like inside; she'd never seen it before.
After confirming that Yu Chunsheng was asleep, Xu Tangmian mustered her courage and, taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, reached out and pulled him down hard with his eyes closed, managing to trap him.
Ugly, extremely ugly. Compared to Yu Chunsheng's appearance, she's worlds apart.
She reached out and fiddled with it a couple of times, but the other party didn't react as described in novels. Xu Tangmian, feeling listless, simply started playing with it without any restraint.
"This is very uncomfortable." A muffled voice suddenly came from above.
Xu Tangmian screamed in fright and looked up to see Yu Chunsheng staring at her with his amber eyes, looking completely innocent.
Seeing him like that, Xu Tangmian couldn't make any further moves and could only flee in panic.
There are classes tomorrow, so this can't go on. As for Yu Chunsheng... let him be! Anyway, she doesn't dare to get close anymore. He can open his eyes anytime, anywhere; he's scarier than the headmaster.
When it came to the head of the teaching department, Xu Tangmian was at a loss again.
That day, in a fit of impulse, I argued with him and said "I quit," then ran to the train station. Afterwards, I stayed in a guesthouse with Yu Chunsheng for a day, and then helped him move and looked for a job, which delayed me for three days. Today, I went to school with a shameless attitude.
It goes without saying that her great feat of arguing with the head of the teaching department has spread throughout the entire school.
I don't know how the parents' commotion was quelled afterward, but the head of the teaching department was away for training, and the other teachers, who weren't close to her, didn't ask any questions. When she came to class, they didn't say much either.
But the head of student affairs is coming back tomorrow. How am I supposed to apologize to him? And what about the letter of introduction from the principal? Trouble just keeps piling up.
Xu Tangmian finally managed to suppress her excess hormones and fell into a deep sleep, her heart filled with sorrow.
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Around 7 o'clock, the small, pure green alarm clock that she had asked Yu Chunsheng to buy for her from the company started ringing out with a piercing sound.
Xu Tangmian turned off the alarm clock and lingered in bed for a while, brushing her teeth, washing her face, and changing her clothes as usual, her eyes half-closed. Her mind was filled with thoughts of how to apologize to the head of student affairs and how to phrase the letter of introduction to the principal. It wasn't until she had walked two miles from home that she remembered Yu Chunsheng wasn't at work today!
Good heavens! He hasn't even put his clothes on yet, has he?
Xu Tangmian simply couldn't bear to think about it, and for a moment she didn't know which was more difficult: facing the head of the teaching department at school or facing Yu Chunsheng at home.
Meanwhile, Yu Chunsheng, who had been distracting Xu Tangmian, sobered up.
Yu Chunsheng had a splitting headache. He struggled to sit up in bed only to find that he was completely naked.
He was still slightly affected, his entire body was covered in just that one patch of clothing, which held Yu Lao Er, who had already stood proudly in the world, bathed in the vastness of heaven and earth.
Yu Chunsheng blushed as he put on the clothes one by one, then raised his elbow to smell them; they smelled sour.
He boiled some water to take a bath, but as he washed, the scene of bathing he had seen last night kept replaying in his mind, and the lust that had subsided resurfaced.
Twice in one morning like this, Yu Chunsheng felt like he was the real ninja. After barely finishing his shower, he picked up his dirty clothes and threw them into the basin, which already contained several pieces of clothing.
He subconsciously pulled aside the formal attire, revealing Xu Tangmian's undergarments underneath.
Suddenly, Yu Chunsheng recalled scenes from his past life, his face turned deathly pale, and he collapsed to the ground, remaining unresponsive for a long time.
In his past life, he kindly washed clothes for a female educated youth on her period in the dead of winter. He had repeatedly confirmed that he was only washing the outer, hard-to-wring clothes, and that they were unisex uniforms. But for some reason, when he brought back the soap pods, there were a few extra pieces of clothing.
He paid for that one glance with his life.
Yu Chunsheng's breathing became increasingly rapid, and he trembled uncontrollably before collapsing to the ground, as if a group of people were kicking him, stomping on him, and splashing cold water on him.
He rolled around in the yard, sweat pouring down his forehead. As he rolled to the wall, he caught a glimpse of a tender green seedling sprouting in the corner.
Xu Tangmian's face popped into his mind again, "Then we'll build an iron gate, raise a fish tank here, and plant some roses there."
As his consciousness gradually returned, Yu Chunsheng slowly returned to normal, got up, patted the dirt off his body, and went back to his room to change his clothes.
But as soon as he took his clothes off, the image of those slender fingers wreaking havoc all over his body from last night flashed into his mind again.
The shadows and emotions were fighting, but in the end, emotions prevailed. Yu Chunsheng hurriedly threw the clothes he had just changed out of into the basin, and then found a small piece of clothing belonging to Xu Tangmian.
The recent "illness" had tormented him, robbing him of his usual rationality. He felt as if his soul had been stolen; all notions of the Three Cardinal Guides and Five Constant Virtues, or gentlemanly conduct, were gone!
He picked up the small garment with his left hand, closed his eyes, and sniffed it carefully. No longer suppressing his filthy thoughts, he began to seek pleasure on his own.
...
Afterwards, looking at his hands covered in filth and his little clothes, Yu Chunsheng felt that he had committed a heinous crime.
To alleviate this guilt, he could only comfort himself that it was normal. They were already husband and wife, so everything they did was normal... He had just taken some pleasure from her in advance.
He repaid the price of the advance by treating her twice as well.
After washing their clothes, he went to the market to buy meat. The market was right in front of Hongxing Elementary School. While choosing meat, Yu Chunsheng could hear broadcast music coming from inside.
After buying the meat, he went to town and specially bought some flower seeds.
At noon, unsure if Xu Tangmian would return, he packed his food in an aluminum box, took his marriage certificate, and went to Hongxing Elementary School.
Although schools don't have security guard booths like government offices, they still have a teacher who isn't teaching at the entrance to stand guard.
Yu Chunsheng rode to the door, got off his bike, and slowly walked towards the teacher.
The teacher on duty was a woman in her early twenties. At first glance, he mistook her for Xu Tangmian, but upon closer inspection, it didn't look like her at all. Xu Tangmian liked to tie her hair up in a high ponytail and would never braid it into two pigtails like this.
The young female teacher was sitting on a peeling wooden stool reading a comic book when Yu Chunsheng greeted her, "Excuse me, teacher...may I come in?"
The female teacher, engrossed in her reading, replied impatiently, "No outsiders are allowed during class time," then glanced up briefly before continuing to read.
The next second she snapped out of her daze, she abruptly raised her head, and hurriedly stood up. The comic book fell to the ground, obscuring the blush on her cheeks.
She turned her face, clutching her two long braids, and asked somewhat shyly, "What...what are you here for?"
Yu Chunsheng took out the marriage certificate from the canvas bag slung across his shoulder and handed it over, saying with a smile, "I'm looking for Ms. Xu Tangmian, a teacher at your school. I'm her husband."
"Huh?" The female teacher's originally gentle voice suddenly turned rough. She took the marriage certificate, glanced at it, and the blush disappeared.
She handed the marriage certificate back, stopped fiddling with her braids, and called over the children who were having PE class in the distance.
“Hey, you student by the river, come here! Yes, you.”
She bent down and said kindly to the student, "I have something to do right now, so I'm giving you a glorious but arduous task."
The students immediately stood at attention, gave a Young Pioneers salute, and said, "Teacher, what do you want to say?"
"It's dangerous by the river, you can't go there anymore. Now the teacher needs you to sit here and stand guard. If any outsiders come, immediately go and report it to your teacher. Can you do that?"
"I guarantee I'll complete the task!" The student, with wide eyes, strode confidently to her stool.
The female teacher then turned to Yu Chunsheng and said politely, "Teacher Xu is not teaching right now and should be in her office. I'll take you there."
"Thanks."
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The two went to the teacher's office. The female teacher glanced inside but didn't see Xu Tangmian. She muttered, "That's strange," and then asked the others in the office, "Has anyone seen Teacher Xu?"
The other teachers all shook their heads, saying things like, "I didn't notice," "I didn't see it," and "I was just teaching a class."
"Strange." The female teacher led Yu Chunsheng across the stairs to the office opposite. Before they even reached the door, they heard the voice of the head of the teaching department.
"Teacher Xu, didn't you say you were quitting? Why are you here again today?"
"Director, you're joking. I was ignorant a few days ago, but I'm more sensible now," Xu Tangmian's humble voice came from the office.
Logically, they should have knocked, but for some reason, Yu Chunsheng suddenly felt like being impolite and just walking in.
Before he could be rude, the female teacher went in first and said, "Director, I need to see Teacher Xu about something."
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