Chapter 31
The cleaning lady has been working in the melon fields for decades, and she is good at finding bugs when it comes to key points.
"What is it, what is it? Tell me quickly!"
The sight of the melon weeds jumping up and down really delighted the cleaning lady. She smiled and started cutting the melons.
"Xiao Wu borrowed money from loan sharks to take people on this trip—a full 100,000 yuan."
"Ah?!" The melon-badgeons gasped.
My male colleague said, "Oh my god, with this money, I can just buy gaming equipment and kill everyone."
"I can understand you borrowing from a certain company, but loan sharking? That price is too high."
"What if the girl is beautiful and has a good figure? What's wrong with spending money on a goddess?"
The cleaning lady scoffed, "That woman is just average. She has an internet celebrity face, created by makeup. There's not a single part of her body that's original."
"Wow, you even know this?" Xu Yinyin was surprised.
"The restroom is full of hidden dangers. Even the most vigilant people who enter it will eventually let their guard down. Who hasn't felt a bit tired? Let me first clarify that I didn't peek. They were just too unscrupulous. I just found an opportunity and happened to see the number when I was eating melons."
Everyone nodded in understanding and silently warned themselves that next time they went to the bathroom, they should not do anything else except take care of their three urgent needs!
The cleaning lady continued, "A hundred thousand yuan loan shark is a lot of money for someone who's just started working. Xiao Wu thought he'd be single this time, considering they flirted with each other from time to time. But in the end, nothing came of it. He got angrier and angrier, so he spent some money and hired a private detective to find the woman, print out all the travel bills, and force her to pay off the debt with him."
A female colleague complained unhappily--
"Ah, Xiao Wu is too petty, isn't he asking for this from others?"
"Yeah, yeah, stingy men are so mean!"
A male colleague came forward to help out--
"But Xiao Wu took out a loan to pursue this girl. Adults often have a tacit understanding. If you didn't have feelings for her, why would you flirt with her and even go on a trip with her? Knowing that going out involves booking a hotel room, isn't it reasonable for Xiao Wu to misunderstand?"
"Exactly. Straight men don't have that many tricks up their sleeves. They think this is a tacit agreement. I don't believe that woman can't see through Xiao Wu's thoughts."
The cleaning lady continued, "Of course that woman saw through Xiao Wu's thoughts. She loves flirting with her colleagues. Not only does this satisfy her vanity, but she also gets free food, drinks, and entertainment, as well as all sorts of expensive gifts. She's a habitual offender."
"Ah~" the melon-babies cried out in surprise.
"What happened next?" Xu Yinyin asked.
The system also quickly erected the receiver. This was the first time it had eaten a ready-made melon provided by someone else. It was delicious!
"Later, Xiao Wu rushed to the woman's residence and exposed her intentions to her face. He also threatened to expose her shameless behavior of flirting with different men to make money if she didn't repay the debt. Compared to Xiao Wu's reputation as a stingy person, the reputation of a gold digger is obviously more offensive."
The melon-babies nodded in agreement.
"Just think about it, if it were exposed, it would mean cutting off that woman's source of income. She definitely didn't want that, so she slept with Xiao Wu that day to pay off the 300 yuan debt."
“······”Everyone’s silence was deafening.
[Vocal, can it be operated like this? ]
Xu Yinyin has seen countless gossips, but she was still shocked by this kind of outrageous operation.
[See, what did I say? People's hearts are unpredictable. Awesome!] The system was also filled with emotion.
When the cleaning lady saw her melon, Princess Guazao was shocked and felt a great sense of accomplishment.
She raised her chin proudly and asked, "Guess how they paid off their debt in the end?"
The others shook their heads. Xu Yinyin asked tentatively, "You're not going to sell them all, are you?"
The cleaning lady clapped her hands vigorously. "Ms. Xu is indeed amazing. The man did the hard labor, and the woman went out to sell things at night. In the end, they both paid off their respective 50,000 yuan debts."
“······” The melon-babies fell silent again.
[Burp, this melon is quite filling!] Xiao Qi really wanted to give a thumbs up.
"Actually, this isn't a big deal. The most amazing thing is the anecdote about Mr. Huang from the Marketing Department. That's truly explosive!"
The cleaning lady has started a new story.
The melon-babies looked at each other tacitly. Sure enough, the master was in the bathroom. Who would have thought that the cleaning lady was pregnant with a secret?
"Please tell me more about it!" Xu Yinyin guided eagerly.
"Didn't Manager Huang recently play matchmaker and bring together Xiao Li and Xiao Jin, who had just joined the company? They started dating within the first month and got married the next. It became a company legend for a while. Do you remember?"
Xue Weiwei quickly added, "I remember, I remember. At that time, everyone in the company went to the banquet, and we were still guessing if it was a shotgun wedding. It was so rushed."
"Of course it wasn't a shotgun marriage. They never even held hands. It was just a formality, helping someone take the blame."
"Who are you helping, Manager Huang?"
"Yeah."
The melon-babies unconsciously moved closer to her, and their eager anticipation for what would happen next was simply too obvious.
The cleaning lady smiled pleasantly and continued, "Manager Huang is a very friendly person. He gives everyone the impression of being honest and sincere, always smiling. He is also known to be a wife-loving man. No one would think that he has a mistress. When he arranges marriages for his subordinates, everyone praises him for being considerate of them. In fact, that Xiao Jin is his mistress. The two of them often have affairs under the guise of business trips."
"Manager Huang's wife is very perceptive. She's used the excuse of delivering snacks several times to launch surprise attacks."
Xue Weiwei asked excitedly, "Have these two been caught?"
"How is that possible? Manager Huang is such a cunning old scoundrel! He installed a tracker in my wife's phone. It will automatically alert the police if there's any movement. Manager Huang always has the upper hand."
"Oh my, he's really trying hard to have an affair." Someone sighed.
"But, if you walk on the shore often, you will get your feet wet. One day at noon, Manager Huang's wife came again. Because her cell phone was out of battery, Manager Huang's alarm did not sound."
The cleaning lady paused here, and the melon-badges' hearts suddenly jumped into their throats.
"Manager Huang was clapping for love with his secretary, and his wife's hand was on the doorknob, but Xiao Li actually opened the door and came out."
"Ah?" The sudden reversal caught everyone off guard.
"Don't tell us that Xiao Li has been watching the game and keeping watch at the same time?" Xue Weiwei was a little bit incredulous when she asked this.
"It's impossible to watch the game. I've cleaned Manager Huang's office. The front is the office area, and there's a small compartment in the back that's been converted into a bedroom for lunch breaks. Xiao Li is in the office area. Although he can't watch, he can hear."
"Oh Momo, this is so exciting! And then what, and then what!"
"Then Xiao Li sent the people away. Actually, he was just delivering some information. He felt that his boss needed protection in that situation, so he took the initiative to stay. He never expected that he would actually catch him at the critical moment of showing his loyalty. Afterwards, Manager Huang naturally rewarded him generously. At his suggestion, he came up with the idea of having him and his mistress have a fake marriage, which led to the wedding mentioned above."
"Ever since Xiao Li married Xiao Jin, he's always been number one in sales. That's all thanks to Manager Huang's support."
"Look, look, what does it mean to know how to adapt to changing circumstances? Even if we live ten more lifetimes, we still won't have Xiao Li's foresight." Xue Weiwei sighed with a mixture of envy and jealousy.
The cleaning lady gave an enigmatic smile, "Do you really think that's just a matter of knowing the times?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the melon-babies pricked up their ears again.
Xu Yinyin speculated, "Could there be something else going on?"
"There's no hidden secret, but there's another adulterous affair. Can you guess what it is?"
The cleaning lady has encountered a bug again.
"I guess Xiao Li and Xiao Jin are turning their fake play into reality?"
"no."
"That's Xiao Li and Manager Huang's wife having an affair. You cheated on my fake wife, and I'm fucking your real wife?"
Everyone nodded enthusiastically at this idea!
"no."
Everyone looked at each other with confusion on their faces, and unconsciously looked at Xu Yinyin.
Xu Yinyin lived up to everyone's expectations and speculated, "Could it be that Manager Huang and Xiao Li are having an affair?!"
"That's right, it has to be you. You always guess right."
“······” There is no need to flatter so blatantly, it is just the process of elimination.
"Oh my god, if Xiao Li already had feelings for Manager Huang, then his behavior of eavesdropping on them back then is quite terrifying when you think about it."
"That's right, that's right. The person I like is having an affair with someone else, and the person in question is eavesdropping. How perverted!"
"Eh!"
Xiao Qi's electromagnetic field suddenly shuddered. Thank you. I was really disgusted. :)
"Wait, doesn't Manager Huang have a wife and kids? That means his sexual orientation is female. How did Xiao Li conquer him?" A male colleague questioned.
The cleaning lady remained calm and said, "Who said Manager Huang needs to be conquered? Xiao Li is the one below, and Manager Huang is the one who goes straight in. It doesn't matter."
“······” Auntie, you understand the art of language.
[Ahhhhh, my hearing is dirty!] The system roared frantically.
Xu Yinyin was ashamed in silence. Sure enough, she had to be an old aunt. Hiccup~
"Does Xiao Jin know about Xiao Li and Manager Huang?" Xue Weiwei continued to dig fearlessly.
"I know, but the three of them agreed to be each other's fig leaves and live happily together."
The badger boys: “······” Okay, we are superficial.
Three people, it's OK :)
After listening to the cleaning lady's two explosive melons in succession, the melon civets said they were a little drunk and needed to slow down.
So the cleaning lady left with a full sense of accomplishment, and the rest of the people scattered and gathered together to play with their phones, watch videos, and watch movies, which was not their proper job.
Xu Yinyin was very pleased to see such a lack of ambition. She lay down on the spacious and soft sofa, covered herself with a small quilt, and prepared to have a good sleep, eat on time, and continue to eat melons in the afternoon.
There is nothing more satisfying in this world than slacking off and watching melons while getting paid.
After Xu Yanrui finished the meeting with the team, he immediately called his informant to report on the situation on Xu Yinyin's side.
After learning that the team she formed turned out to be the most useless group of people in the company, she was not relieved but even more depressed. What on earth should she do?
"Are you sure her subordinates are just that bunch of losers who get paid a minimum wage?"
"Sure, she even hired a cleaning lady."
"What the hell?!" Xu Yanrui's forehead throbbed. "Why does she hire a cleaning lady?"
"Probably cleaning up the melon seed shells and potato chip crumbs on the office floor?" the subordinate answered uncertainly.
After all, when the cleaning lady came out just now, he caught a quick glance at the snack garbage all over the floor.
Xu Yanrui was shocked by Xu Yinyin's behavior.
"So she's having a tea party?!"
So, does Xu Yinyin really not intend to compete with him?
"Boss Xu, in my humble opinion, since the chairman asked you to compete with her, she must have some special qualities. She's probably doing this to deceive us, to make us let our guard down, and then to catch us off guard."
Xu Yanrui couldn't help laughing when he thought about how his niece ate the melon without caring about other people's lives.
"Forget it, there's no such thing as a cover-up. She really just wants to be a waste. You don't need to inquire about it anymore. Just let her be."
She can't achieve anything, so let the old man slap himself in the face.
Although he didn't know what tricks the old man was playing for the time being, he was sure of one thing: if he lost to Xu Yinyin, he would just leave on his own without the old man chasing him away. It would be so embarrassing to insist on staying!
Even if it's just for his old face, he must win!
When Xu Yinyin woke up, it was lunchtime. There was a note left on the table in the conference room. Xue Weiwei said that they had gone to eat and she was sleeping soundly so it was inconvenient to disturb her. If she woke up, she could just call her and she would help bring her food.
Looking at the enthusiastic and drunken group, Xu Yinyin sighed with relief, "This is the kind of partner I want. To hell with work and projects, let's go and have some food!"
Xu Yinyin squinted her eyes, stretched, and yawned deeply. It really relieves fatigue to sleep after work.
She folded the quilt, thought about the food she was going to eat, and happily opened the door and went out.
"Yinyin." Xu Yanwen's voice came from behind her.
"Auntie, have you eaten?"
After the family reunion banquet, Xu Yinyin no longer deliberately concealed her identity and greeted her family members generously.
"No, I have a lunch appointment with a client. Do you want to go eat French food with my sister-in-law?"
Xu Yinyin's eyes lit up: "French cuisine? Not only is the dish so minimal, but it's also incredibly expensive. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had it before."
"Can I go with you? Will it affect my aunt's conversation?"
"No, you eat yours and I'll talk about mine."
"Yeah, thank you, aunt."
Xu Yanwen gently rubbed her hair, took her hand and walked away.
The restaurant is located on the top floor of a five-star hotel in the city center. It is an open-air garden with birds singing and flowers blooming, surrounded by green plants. It is like a paradise in the steel forest. People can't help but marvel at how rich people really know how to enjoy life!
Speaking of money, Xu Yinyin suddenly felt a little discouraged. The balance in her bank card had obviously reached the point where she could squander it at will, but she had no desire to spend the money at all.
There is a driver when I go out, a chef when I get home, and the aunt at home serves me with everything. My life is very comfortable.
All her jewelry is the latest model, and her haute couture clothes are put aside after being worn once. Whenever a fun and novel gadget comes out on the market, her wealthy mother will buy her a bunch of them, and no two of them are the same.
Money really just became a bunch of numbers to her. Thinking back to her hard-pressed days as a social animal before she transmigrated into the book, it was a world of difference.
So, she would rather die here than go back!
Xu Yinyin lowered her eyes to look at the exquisite appetizers on the plate and continued to eat Haixuan crazily.
"Yanwen?"
A woman's uncertain voice came from behind the two of them.
Xu Yanwen turned around and met Yu Anan's inquiring gaze. She unscrupulously scanned her from head to toe, "It really is you. Do you remember?"
She frowned slightly and pretended to be uncertain and asked, "Yu Anan?"
"It seems you still remember me. It's been a long time since we last met, Awen."
Yu Anan sat across from the two of them in a very familiar manner. When she saw Xu Yinyin, she smiled and asked, "Who is this?"
"My niece, Yinyin."
"Oh, that's the real daughter who was just recognized. I saw her on WeChat Moments last night. Nice to meet you."
Xu Yinyin forced a social smile and shook hands with her: "Hello, Auntie."
Yu Anan's smile froze. She actually called me auntie. I was so angry!
She let go of his hand angrily and continued to chat with Xu Yanwen.
"I heard that you got divorced?" Yu Anan didn't hide her impatience at all.
"Yeah." Xu Yanwen responded coldly.
"Oh, what a pity! When you were pursuing him, everyone knew about it. Your wedding was even more anticipated. I thought you were truly marrying for love, but you still succumbed to men's bad nature. Is Guo Cheng really a cheater? He doesn't look like it!"
Yu Anan's eyes were filled with gloating.
Xu Yanwen tightened her grip and said bluntly, "Yes, he was a cheating bastard. That's why I not only kicked him out of the house, but also set him up to be sent to jail. Then I leaked the news to the mistress's boyfriend, causing him to kill the two of them out of anger."
Yu Anan: “…”
Xu Yinyin looked at the other person with a smile on her face, looking like a bitch.
[Hahaha, well done! I scared you to death, you bitch! I told you not to pick a fight on purpose!]
Yu Anan hadn't recovered from Xu Yanwen's counterattack yet, and she was stunned when she saw that Xu Yinyin didn't open her mouth but could hear her voice.
What is this operation?
[Wow, this woman has a big melon, want to eat it? ]
Xiao Qi's excited voice immediately cheered up Xu Yinyin and Xu Yanwen.
Yu Anan felt a chill run down her spine. Whose voice was that? What kind of big news was that?!
Damn, I'm going crazy!
【Eat, cut quickly! 】
[She's your aunt's college classmate and roommate. She appears harmless on the surface, but she's actually quite sinister. She's jealous of those who are better than her. She likes to pretend to be rich even though she comes from an ordinary family. When she's exposed, she whimpers on the surface, but secretly resorts to shady tactics, like replacing someone's face cleanser with foot cream or injecting male enhancement products into their serums. It's disgusting and evil!]
[Oh my god, she might be a pervert.]
Xu Yinyin showed disgust on her face.
"You--" Yu Anan wanted to question Xu Yinyin, but found that she couldn't say a word.
To avoid her niece's suspicion, Xu Yanwen hurriedly said, "You think I've changed, right? I can't help it. Life has forced me to do that. If I don't act tough, the cats and dogs on the street will bully me."
"You guys--" Yu Anan was about to start the microphone, but then heard--
Ever since she graduated, she's been constantly searching for rich men. On her first day at work, she fell for her boss's friend and volunteered to attend a social event. She clung to him at the dinner table, embracing him while he drank wine, and even tried to force himself on him while drunk, scaring the friend to death.
[Mom, how horny and thirsty I must be!]
[This wasn't the end of it. After failing to seduce the boss's friend, she began to mislead the boss's mistress, making her think she and the boss were having an affair. This caused the mistress to pester the boss constantly, almost alarming the boss's wife. The boss was so annoyed by her that he asked her what she wanted.]
Guess what she said?
The onlookers present pricked up their ears silently and pretended to eat elegantly, but in fact the civets in their hearts had already jumped up and down, stamped their feet wildly, and kept urging him to speak faster.
Gossip paired with French food is a double enjoyment for both the ears and taste buds!
[She needs to ask her boss to introduce her to a rich man!]
Binggo!
She said she had to introduce someone extremely wealthy, not just anyone ordinary. The boss was also quite impressive, and she actually introduced a divorced boss who was 20 years older than her.
[Wow~ This boss is a real guy! ]
[Hey, that's not right. Since her only goal was to get the boss to introduce someone, why would she go to the trouble of making the mistress misunderstand that she and the boss were having an affair?]
The onlookers expressed the same doubts.
[Hehe, didn't I say before that this person has a dark heart? She just can't stand seeing anyone better than her. She's clearly better than the mistress in every way, but the boss just doesn't like her. If she can't have her, she'll be destroyed.]
[Tsk tsk tsk, poisonous woman! ]
[She also believed that if she simply asked her boss to introduce her to a rich man, he would definitely not take her seriously, so she thought of using the mistress to force him to pay attention.]
【What a ruthless person! 】
[What's even worse is yet to come. The man her boss introduced her to is a real guy who genuinely likes her and wants to spend his life with her. However, she's restless and often goes out to have sex behind his back. She also complains that he's in such good health, saying she doesn't know when he'll die, and she's eagerly waiting to inherit his estate.]
[Good man, what a greedy person! Now that he has found a rich man, he can't just live his life peacefully. Why would he need a bicycle?]
[She was always restless, how could she possibly hang herself on a tree?]
[Don't tell me she and her lover are plotting to kill her resentful husband?]
You guessed it right. Since last week, she's been pretending to be a good wife, cooking for her resentful husband and serving him in a variety of ways. But in reality, she's been putting a slow-acting poison in every dish.
During this time, she also took her husband on extreme sports trips and purchased high-value accident insurance beforehand. This seemed thoughtful, but in reality, she was preparing for a possible death from the poison. After all, the drug could cause heart failure, and using extreme sports as a cover would make it easy to get away with it. Once the person died, she would not only inherit the estate but also earn extra money from the insurance premiums.
[Oh my god, the abacus beads are falling on my face! ]
The crowd around them all gasped at the same time, "Oh my God, this woman is so vicious."
Yu Anan felt very uncomfortable after receiving the inquiring gazes from all around. Just as he was about to leave, a deep male voice suddenly came from behind him.
"An An!"
The familiar voice startled Yu Anan. She tried hard to suppress her fear and turned around, only to see a man in his fifties dressed in black, staring at her with his dark eyes.
"Husband, why are you here?!" Yu Anan seemed to have used up all her strength to say each word.
Stay calm, he can't possibly hear you!
Stay calm, Yu Anan!
[Oh my god, a shocking reversal is coming! ]
What what!
The hearts of the onlookers were instantly in their throats.
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