Chapter 455 The Silly Brother's Sister Six (Parody, Please Add to Your Collection)



Ji Xiaoxiao and the security guard spent a blissful night together.

As the sun rises in the east and the morning glow spreads across the sky, the security guard gets up and quietly prepares breakfast.

"Glug glug." The fragrant millet porridge was ready. After turning off the gas stove, the security guard walked into the room. "Wife, get up."

Ji Xiaoxiao ignored him and turned over.

"Honey, get up and have breakfast." The security guard bent down, his warm breath rushing into Ji Xiaoxiao's ear, gently stirring her heart.

Ji Xiaoxiao covered her ears and said aggrievedly, "I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep more."

"Eat your fill before you sleep." The plan for the year starts in spring, and the plan for the day starts in the morning. If you don't eat and drink your fill in the morning, how can you have the energy and stamina to have a fulfilling day?

The security guard takes good care of his physique, which is how he got his eight-pack abs. Although it might seem like he's asking for trouble, health is more important than anything else.

He nudged Ji Xiaoxiao, but she didn't move. With a sigh, the security guard grabbed the blanket and pulled hard, exposing Ji Xiaoxiao completely naked before his eyes.

Glug!

Swallowing hard, the security guard looked away with difficulty.

"Honey, wake up!"

Without a blanket covering her, Ji Xiaoxiao shivered. "It's all your fault, it's all your fault. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to fall asleep until three or four in the morning."

Ji Xiaoxiao glanced at the clock beside the bed; it was seven o'clock in the morning.

Oh, seven o'clock!

Ji Xiaoxiao carefully calculated that she had only slept for three or four hours!

Hehe, I didn't fall asleep until three or four in the morning, and I only slept for three or four hours. Damn it, Ji Xiaoxiao swears that the numbers she hates most in this life are three and four.

Ji Xiaoxiao glared fiercely at the security guard, then got up and went into the washroom.

The security guard followed Ji Xiaoxiao blankly; the two adults squeezed together in the washroom, making it seem exceptionally crowded.

"How did you get in? Get out!" Ji Xiaoxiao reached out to push the security guard away.

The security guard chuckled foolishly a few times, then pulled Ji Xiaoxiao into his arms.

"Hey, no way! People will die!"

No, it won't.

The security guard proved the truth with his actions.

Two hours later, Ji Xiaoxiao was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back.

"What did you give me to eat when you woke me up for breakfast?" Ji Xiaoxiao poked the security guard's chest muscle, making the security guard very happy.

Without saying a word, the security guard carried the person out of the bedroom.

Ji Xiaoxiao sat in the chair, expecting to be served everything, looking like a pampered young lady from a wealthy family. Her chin was held high, her arrogance mixed with a charming naiveté, making her quite adorable.

The security guard brought out a pot of millet porridge, the porridge inside perfectly lukewarm, neither too hot nor too cold—it tasted just right. He ladled out a bowl, personally holding the spoon, and gently coaxed the little girl into eating it, using all sorts of sweet talk. Once the little girl had eaten her fill, the security guard calmly finished the rest of the porridge, leaving not a single drop.

After eating and drinking her fill, Ji Xiaoxiao wanted to take a nap, but the security guard successfully stopped her with a very politically charged reason.

"Distributing wedding candy at weddings."

"Can't you go by yourself?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked. She was so tired, she was exhausted. She shouldn't have played with fire last night. They were the ones who enjoyed themselves, but she was the only one who suffered.

That's unfair!

Looking at the security guard's belly, Ji Xiaoxiao had a wicked thought.

The security guard rubbed his stomach, which suddenly felt cold, and said, "Of course, it's best for my wife and I to go hand out wedding candy together. Otherwise, if I go alone and people ask me, 'Hey, Li, why isn't your wife here?', what am I supposed to say? If I tell the truth and say you slept in, and then they ask you more questions out of concern, I'll just...

"Stop." Ji Xiaoxiao covered the security guard's mouth.

Ji Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded. Why did this man suddenly become so talkative? Not only was he talkative and gossipy, but his sweet talk was also logical and well-founded. Ji Xiaoxiao was speechless.

Ji Xiaoxiao and the security guard each carried a bag of wedding candy and distributed them to each household.

On a bench in the community garden, Ji Xiaoxiao leaned against the security guard, slumped into a heap.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Ji Xiaoxiao was covered in sweat and her face was a little pale.

"Honey, are you alright?" the security guard asked, his heart pounding.

Ji Xiaoxiao shook her head, "It's alright, just very tired and sleepy."

"I'm sorry," the security guard said in a deep voice.

Ji Xiaoxiao closed her eyes, felt the wind, and gradually calmed down.

The broad, stiff back behind me felt comfortable and warm. My breathing became long and deep, and my consciousness gradually sank into the endless darkness. The sounds around me faded away.

A long, long time later, Ji Xiaoxiao was awakened by a piercing, loud scream.

"Make that bitch Tang Yu get out here."

Blinking, Ji Xiaoxiao looked around, her expression confused.

"Tang Yu? Who is that?" Ji Xiaoxiao wondered.

About ten seconds later, Ji Xiaoxiao regained consciousness.

"I am Tang Yu, hahaha..."

Ji Xiaoxiao was curled up asleep on the bench, wearing the security guard's uniform jacket. She rubbed her forehead, and the discomfort from before vanished. Ji Xiaoxiao felt clear-headed, her head relaxed, and she looked radiant.

A good night's sleep can really solve a lot of problems.

Ji Xiaoxiao walked towards the source of the sound, where a crowd of people was gathered, densely packed, pushing and shoving, their heads swaying left and right.

"Tang Yu is here," someone with sharp eyes said.

In an instant, everyone looked at Ji Xiaoxiao.

Ji Xiaozhen remained calm and continued playing in the crowd.

“Husband.” Ji Xiaoxiao saw the security guard.

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