Chapter 57 Fool or Madman

"Are you okay?" Xie Zhuoning approached and asked.

When Song Yuqiu saw her, he immediately saw stars in his eyes, "Wow, such a beautiful girl with a sweet and soft body! I want to hug her and cuddle with her~"

Xie Zhuoning: "..."

It's confirmed that there is something wrong with the brain.

"Fuling, take Miss Song to the side hall to change her clothes, so she won't catch a cold."

As soon as she finished giving the order, she heard a voice that was gloating over a misfortune.

"Yuyao, it looks like your eldest sister fell into the water. Look, she's soaked. How embarrassing!"

The person who spoke was Xie Wanyin, who had always been good friends with Song Yuyao.

Song Yuyao quickly distanced herself from the matter, "I am the only daughter of my parents, so I don't have any older sisters. She is just a country bastard."

After saying that, she glared at Song Yuqiu fiercely, her disgust evident in her words, "Why don't you get out of here quickly? You are such a disgrace!"

"No, she has finally come to the palace and hasn't even had anything to eat, why are you sending her back?" Xie Wanyin raised her hand to stop him, curling the corners of her lips in a mischievous manner.

Song Yuyao immediately understood what he meant and asked someone to dig a handful of soil and hand it to Song Yuqiu.

"Here, this is the most delicious thing in the palace. I'm saving it for you. No one else can have it. Come and try it and see how it tastes."

The soil was for planting flowers, and it was fertilized with fertilizer, giving off a strange, rotten smell.

But there were so many people, but no one stopped it.

Either they are waiting to see the excitement with a smile, or they are thinking that less is better.

Song Yuqiu was stunned and actually took the soil in his hands.

A group of people were a little excited, "Take it, take it, do you think she will really eat it?"

"Of course she would. She's a fool. What does she know?"

"Haha, you're as stupid as a pig!"

Xie Zhuoning frowned when he saw this and was about to stop it.

Unexpectedly, Song Yuqiu jumped up and stuffed all the mud in his hand into Song Yuyao's mouth, "Eat shit!"

Song Yuyao was startled for a moment, then burst into a shocking cry, "Ah——"

As she screamed, foul-smelling mud fell out of her mouth, and people around her quickly dispersed, not wanting to be stained by even a little bit of it.

But Song Yuqiu was faster than them. He bent down, grabbed a handful of mud, and threw it out, aiming to make it rain evenly and no one could escape.

So the scream of one person turned into the scream of a group of people.

Song Yuqiu was still not done. She grabbed a handful of mud, aimed at Xie Wanyin who was about to run away, and threw it directly at her face, "Your mouth was the stinkiest just now, please eat more!"

Seeing a group of elegantly dressed young ladies being chased by her and running away in panic, Xie Zhuoning laughed so hard that tears almost came out of his eyes.

It seems that the rumors are wrong. How could the eldest daughter of the Song family be stupid?

This is obviously crazy!

But it’s crazy in a good way, crazy in a wonderful way, and crazy in a very satisfying way!

"Big sister, do you want to take care of second sister?" Xie Zhiqing asked, tilting her head.

Xie Zhuoning curled his lips, "Why bother with her? She's just a mean person, she deserves it!"

Such a big commotion naturally attracted the attention of the higher-ups.

At the sound of "The Queen has arrived", everyone was shocked and quickly knelt down to salute.

"Greetings to Her Majesty the Queen! May Her Majesty live a thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand years!"

Only Song Yuqiu was left standing there in a daze, looking as if he had no idea what was going on.

Xie Zhuoning took a step forward and pulled her down without leaving any trace.

"Bow your head. This is disrespect to the Queen and is punishable by death."

Song Yuqiu lowered his head and muttered softly, "Feudal society kills people!"

Empress Sima wore a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, and appeared before everyone in a graceful and elegant manner.

With a quick glance, she scanned the faces of the people and spoke sternly, "The Western Chu delegation will be seated soon. You are so unruly and making a lot of noise in the palace. Do you want to make a fool of Daye in front of other countries?"

"I dare not." Everyone quickly apologized.

Song Yuyao cried aggrievedly, "Empress, it was Song Yuqiu who threw mud at us, and that's why we lost our composure."

"Yes, it's her!"

A group of people who were thrown with mud immediately united to file a complaint.

Xie Zhuoning wanted to laugh when he saw this scene, and he actually laughed out loud.

The queen looked up when she heard the voice and saw that it was her. Her expression softened a lot. "Zhuo Ning girl, what are you laughing at?"

After all, she is her future daughter-in-law, so she should treat her differently.

"Your Majesty, I don't think Miss Song should be blamed entirely for this."

"Oh? What do you mean?"

Xie Zhuoning explained: "It is well known that Miss Song is a fool. What can a fool understand? Miss Song asked someone to scoop up a handful of soil and told Miss Song that it was the most delicious thing in the palace. Miss Song thought that she couldn't eat alone, so she gave some to everyone."

"Speaking of which, Miss Song has good intentions!"

Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

So they should be grateful to that idiot for making them covered in mud?

Others might not be able to hear the hidden meaning in these words, but how could the queen, who is in the royal family, not hear it?

Her face darkened and she angrily shouted, "Bullying a fool, is this the upbringing you get as daughters of aristocratic families?"

"Your Majesty, please forgive us!" Song Yuyao and Xie Wanyin kowtowed and begged for mercy.

Looking at the huge crowd of people, the queen rubbed her brows, feeling a little tired.

It is said that the law does not punish everyone, and these are the daughters of ministers. If they are all punished, it will probably cause dissatisfaction among many people.

She raised her hand and said, "That's enough for this time. If there is a next time, I will never show mercy!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, Queen."

"Okay, go wash up and change your clothes, the banquet will start soon."

"yes."

Everyone retreated immediately.

The empress also sent someone to give Song Yuqiu some clothes and jewelry as a consolation.

Song Yuqiu had never expected that after doing such an extraordinary thing, not only did he not get into trouble with those people, but he also gained a lot.

She found Xie Zhuoning, her eyes full of admiration, "You are so amazing! With just a few words, you can turn white into black and black into white. Unlike me, if anyone provokes me, I will just stab him to death!"

Xie Zhuoning laughed dumbly, "I don't know whether to say that you have a good or bad temper."

With this girl's reckless look, I wonder how many people she will offend.

But there is one good thing about him: he lets out his anger immediately and never lets himself get depressed.

Unlike her, who has too many concerns and worries, every step has to be carefully calculated and planned.

"If you encounter any difficulties in the future, you can come to Xie's house to find me. If I can help, I will do my best to help you."

Xie Zhuoning curled the corners of his lips towards her, and his smile was so bright that it was a little too bright.

Song Yuqiu was stunned.

When I came to my senses, everyone had gone far away.

"My goodness, she's like a fairy."

She sighed, and suddenly remembered something. She took out the jewelry given by the Queen and bit it. Her eyes brightened instantly.

"Haha, I'm rich! It's pure gold!"

the other side.

"Miss, I don't think Miss Song is a fool, does she?" Fuling said doubtfully.

Xie Zhuoning didn't care much, "So what if he's a fool? So what if he's crazy? There are people in this world who are like ghosts, and there are also people who are possessed by demons. They just have their own way of living."

As we were talking, we heard someone sobbing quietly not far ahead.

She felt that the figure looked familiar and called out tentatively, "Princess Yunheng?"