Chapter 291 Hearing
Not long after returning to Zuixianlou, Zhang Daoxuan also returned to the hall.
At this moment, his face was flushed and there was a faint fragrance on his body.
Seeing this, Wang Ye instantly guessed what he had done.
"Master Zhang, you've been in this toilet for a long time!"
Seeing Zhang Daoxuan in front of him, Wang Ye said, "He left halfway and disappeared for several hours..."
"Besides, whose toilet has such a good smell?"
While speaking, Wang Ye joked to Zhang Daoxuan.
"cough!"
After hearing Wang Ye's words, Zhang Daoxuan coughed and said, "This martial arts competition is not what I imagined. I am very honored to be able to sit here until the afternoon..."
"So I took this opportunity to escape and experience the joy of the world with my old friend!"
At this point, Zhang Daoxuan stroked his beard and said, "Don't tell me, that barbarian woman just feels different..."
After these words were spoken, Aji and Bai Luhan narrowed their eyes.
No wonder Zhang Daoxuan went to the toilet and never came back, it turned out he went to a brothel!
Not only did he visit the brothel, he also went there in a group with old friends.
The barbarian woman! This photo of Daoxuan is really sexy!
"Is that so..."
After hearing Zhang Daoxuan's words, Wang Yeteng immediately became interested: "That barbarian woman is indeed plump, but she is too wild and not good for her health..."
"Master, I'll take you to experience a hairy girl tomorrow..."
"That's the real beauty of ice and jade, beyond words!"
"Yeah?"
At this moment, Zhang Daoxuan also showed a trace of yearning on his face: "I also met that Mao Mei today..."
"She is indeed a woman of ice and jade. If that's the case, you and I will find out the truth tomorrow!"
"It's a deal!"
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye and Zhang Daoxuan said in unison.
As they spoke, both of them showed obscene smiles on their faces.
Seeing the looks of Wang Ye and Zhang Daoxuan, Bai Luhan and Aji couldn't help but frown.
It was enough to have only Wang Ye visiting brothels, and now there is another Zhang Daoxuan.
Not only that, Zhang Daoxuan was also quite curious about brothels.
When these two people get together, it's really like a perfect match, a general meeting his talents, it makes people speechless to the extreme.
“That’s enough!”
Thinking of this, Bai Luhan on the side said, "Master Zhang, you are one of the commentators today, how can you leave without permission?"
"Hey, people should live freely and unrestrainedly throughout their lives. This is natural..."
Hearing this, Zhang Daoxuan shook his head and said, "If there are restrictions, why would I travel around?"
"Just chant in the Wudang Hall!"
"Besides, I left only because I was disappointed with the competition. There are also problems with the competition itself."
As he spoke, Zhang Daoxuan looked as if it was a matter of course.
"disappointment?"
After hearing what Zhang Daoxuan said, Aji on the side said, "Master Zhang, this is not a martial arts conference, and Mr. Qiu is not a famous martial arts family..."
"Are you expecting some top experts to participate?"
Zhang Daoxuan spoke for a long time in disappointment, and Aji didn't know why he was so disappointed.
"You don't understand this, do you?"
Hearing this, Zhang Daoxuan stroked his beard and said, "I am already this old, no matter how shocking the martial arts are, they won't attract my attention..."
"I came to watch the arena mainly to see whether the martial arts I taught you are practical."
"I didn't expect it to be disappointing..."
As he spoke, Zhang Daoxuan shook his head, looking quite disappointed.
"Captain Zhao won!"
After hearing Zhang Daoxuan's words, Aji hurriedly spoke.
"He is not my apprentice. I don't care whether he wins or loses..."
Zhang Daoxuan shook his head and said, "I originally thought that the champion of this martial arts competition was the daughter of the Qiu family, so I revealed my identity and went to the stage to watch."
"I didn't expect that the champion was actually a guard, and a man..."
"In this way, the viewing value of this arena is greatly reduced!"
"That's why I feel extremely disappointed!"
Zhang Daoxuan's disappointment was evident in his words.
???
When these words were spoken, Wang Ye and others were stunned.
At this point they figured it out.
No wonder Zhang Daoxuan kept saying he was disappointed.
It turned out that what Zhang Daoxuan was talking about was the spectacle of Captain Zhao fighting Miss Qiu with his piercing fist technique.
This old man's thoughts are indeed impure.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye and others narrowed their eyes.
The image of Miss Qiu's muscular figure instantly appeared in my mind.
Damn…
Fortunately, the champion this time is not Miss Qiu, otherwise she would have been hit by that set of heart-piercing punches.
With Captain Zhao's physique, I really don't know if he can withstand the power of her punch...
“That’s not right!”
Thinking of this, Wang Ye seemed to have thought of something: "The champion is not Miss Qiu, you knew it from the beginning..."
"Then why didn't you leave early?"
"I haven't even finished reading the Spring Scenery of Nanjing written by Captain Zhao this morning!"
At this time, Zhang Daoxuan said as if it was a matter of course: "Didn't I run away immediately after I saw it?"
!!!
When these words were spoken, everyone was stunned.
This old man was indeed reading a pornographic book with his head down on the stage.
"well!"
At this moment, Zhang Daoxuan sighed and continued, "It's a pity that I didn't get to see Miss Qiu's beauty!"
Beautiful face?
Miss Qiu? Can these two words be connected together?
"Master Zhang..."
Thinking of this, Wang Ye and others looked at Zhang Daoxuan in front of them and said, "You have really never seen Miss Qiu's appearance."
"If you had seen it, you would never say such a thing..."
At this time, Aji said: "Miss Qiu is very strong and muscular, with a strong back and strong waist. Even a tiger would be scared of her physique..."
"If you ask Captain Zhao to use the Piercing Heart Fist to deal with him, that would be like a chick pecking at an eagle. There is no way back!"
"Bold and strong?"
Hearing this, Zhang Daoxuan was startled and asked, "Shouldn't the young ladies of these wealthy families be graceful and pretty?"
"Have a pretty face?"
At this time, Ah Ji pretended to be surprised and said, "My goodness, if Miss Qiu didn't wear women's clothes, I would just think she was a master of horizontal training kung fu..."
"If she can be considered pretty, then this little girl must be a fairy from heaven..."
As soon as these words were spoken, Bai Luhan's eyes widened.
She didn't expect that this matter would involve her! At this moment, Zhang Daoxuan looked at Bai Luhan and said slowly: "So that's it..."
"So, did Miss Qiu and Captain Zhao get together later?"
"No, later Miss Qiu married a monk..."
Upon hearing this, Wang Ye told Zhang Daoxuan about what happened between Miss Qiu and the old monk.
After hearing Wang Ye's words, Zhang Daoxuan was stunned for a while.
Then he said faintly: "Alas, Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun..."
(For scientific knowledge: In Taoism, when hearing about someone else’s misfortune or death, one must call out “Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun”) (End of this chapter)