Chapter 962 Fart?

The next morning, Wang Ye got up early.

It was probably because of the big battle with Ling Wanli last night that gave his body enough exercise.

Today, he woke up feeling refreshed.

The whole person feels indescribably relaxed and happy.

"Hi~"

Looking at the azure sky, Wang Ye stretched his waist and said, "It's really refreshing to have such an activity!"

"I am the first one to get up today, right?"

Wang Ye straightened his chest as he spoke.

Get ready to take a deep breath of fresh air.

Puff~ Just at this moment, a fart sound came from the toilet.

The sound is clear and loud.

It appears particularly clear in the courtyard.

Then Huang Pushong’s painful groan could be heard.

Apparently…

Huang Pusong had already told him with his fart.

Who is the first one to get up?

I'm so...

Hearing this sound, Wang Ye lost all interest.

Ever since Huang Pushong took the laxative that Aji and others prepared for Gao Tianci.

The whole thing got out of control.

Originally, Wang Ye thought that he would just have diarrhea for a few days.

I didn't expect it to be like this today.

At this point, this matter must be taken care of.

If Huangpu Song’s situation is left unchecked.

The consequences would be truly disastrous.

A dignified general of the Tiger Guards and the emperor's bodyguard.

If it was because of diarrhea, he would not die here.

That was the first person to establish the dynasty...

Thinking of this, Wang Ye shook his head.

Then he walked towards the hall.

He planned to wait quietly for everyone to wake up.

Slowly discuss the solution.

As soon as he entered the hall, he saw Aji and others sitting around the table.

At this time, he was eating steamed buns and porridge with big mouthfuls.

???

Seeing this scene, Wang Ye was completely stunned.

He thought he was the first one to get up.

I didn’t expect that Aji and others had already started breakfast!

"Yeah?"

Looking at Aji and others who were having dinner, Wang Ye said, "Today the sun rises from the west..."

"You guys actually got up so early?!"

On weekdays, Chen Chong is the only one who needs to get up early to prepare breakfast for everyone.

Aji, Bai Luhan and Li Qinglian.

Every one of them is a fucking lazy bastard.

I will never get up before the time comes.

And today, not only did everyone get up, they also had breakfast.

This surprised Wang Ye greatly.

“We don’t want to…”

After hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji yawned: "But there are people singing and dancing in the toilet early in the morning..."

As he spoke, Aji's face was filled with helplessness.

"That's not it..."

Hearing this, Li Qinglian said weakly: "That voice is really amazing..."

"The crowing of a rooster is not as loud as his!"

"I was dreaming about spending the night boating on the lake with a rich lady, but I was woken up by a series of farts..."

"That sound sounds like a fart, doesn't it?"

"A little starch is shit!"

As he spoke, Li Qinglian drank a mouthful of porridge, his face full of dissatisfaction.

"no…"

Before Li Qinglian could finish her words, Ah Ji frowned and asked, "Li Qinglian, are you disgusting?"

"I'm eating right now, and there's so much fart and shit..."

As Aji spoke, his face was full of complaints.

"Okay..."

At this time, Chen Chong said: "I have been listening to the fart sound for a long time, and now I feel disgusted..."

"Hurry up and eat!"

As he said this, he picked up the bowl and prepared porridge for Wang Yecheng.

At the same time, he said, "Boss, is one bowl enough?"

"Don't bother..."

Wang Ye waved his hand and said, "I'm full..."

While speaking, he looked at Aji and said, "And Aji, your wages for the past three days are gone!"

!!!

After hearing this, Aji's eyes widened.

"no…"

He looked straight at Wang Ye and asked, "Why?"

"Who did I offend?"

"Even if you are the boss, you can't deduct the wages at will!"

"The way you deduct money is so cruel that even the black-hearted boss would cry!"

Between the lines, Aji's face showed a sense of injustice.

"Stop the fucking bullshit!"

Looking at Aji who looked aggrieved, Wang Ye rolled his eyes: "You are still complaining..."

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"No, you little bastard, you have such a bad idea..."

"Can Huang Pusong have a three-day orgasm in the toilet?!"

Wang Ye looked unhappy from the words.

Today was supposed to be a refreshing morning.

It actually drowned out a series of fart sounds coming from the backyard.

"Old miser, let's talk about this..."

After hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji's expression suddenly became serious.

He held up two fingers and said, "This is really not my fault!"

"I couldn't find Master Po to ask yesterday..."

"He said the amount of laxative he gave me would only last for two days..."

"fart!"

Without waiting for Aji to finish his words, Wang Ye said, "Go to the backyard and take a look..."

"That's two days' supply?!"

"If you keep pulling this down, everyone will die in the toilet, okay!?"

"It's all his own fault!"

At this time, Aji shrugged and said, "Master Bupo said..."

"The drug becomes more potent when it comes into contact with alcohol, and its medicinal properties increase by double..."

"If he hadn't drunk himself, he wouldn't be in this state..."

Between the lines, Aji's face showed complete conviction.

As soon as these words were spoken, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

When you meet alcohol, it becomes strong...

The medicinal properties doubled...

If it is wrong to take laxatives yourself at the beginning.

Then the latter part is more or less a matter of self-inflicted fault...

Poof! Probably because it was too quiet.

At this moment, a loud fart sound came faintly from the backyard.

"I don't want to eat anymore!"

Hearing this, Bai Luhan put the bowl and chopsticks in her hand on the table: "I would rather be hungry for the whole morning..."

"I don't want to eat with the sound of farts..."

"well!"

Looking at Bai Luhan's appearance, Wang Ye sighed: "I'd better go find Master Bupo and ask if there is any solution..."

Having said that, Wang Ye raised his leg and was about to go upstairs.

“Forget it…”

At this moment, Aji's voice came from behind Wang Ye: "They took His Majesty to visit the brothel..."

“I never came back…”

???

After hearing this, Wang Ye was stunned.

He looked at Aji in front of him and said, "What do you mean..."

"They took His Majesty to the Yihong Courtyard to have sex for a whole day and a night!?"

As he spoke, Wang Ye's brows had already twisted into a knot.

It was outrageous enough that Ye Lingzhou and the Sword Master and Zhang Daoxuan lost contact after going on a prostitution trip.

Now he is taking Gao Tianci to have sex with prostitutes all night long?

For a moment, Wang Ye didn't know what to say.

After a brief moment of daze, he walked out of the inn.

"Old miser, isn't it a bit early for you to go now?"

Watching Wang Ye walk out of the inn, Aji said, "Yihongyuan is not open at this time!"

"Get lost!"

Hearing Aji's voice, Wang Ye said, "I'm going to Huichuntang to buy a prescription from old Zhu to stop the diarrhea!"

Having said that, Wang Ye walked out of the inn.

Walk towards the city.

Because the Tiance Sword and Taiping Sword were too conspicuous, he did not bring them back to the inn last night.

Instead, it was wrapped in cloth and hidden in the bridge hole.

This time he planned to take the sword first.

After this matter is dealt with, we will talk about Huangpu Song’s matter.

(End of this chapter)