A short essay (not the main text, feel free to skip if you don’t like it)

I just can’t figure it out.

Who came up with this unfortunate blind date project?

Forcing two young people who don’t know each other to have a meal together so they can get to know each other.

And we have to build a relationship.

This kind of behavior always makes me feel like I'm being pimped.

The worst part is that you can’t escape! The person on this blind date was introduced by a classmate of my family’s elders.

When I listened to my father's explanation to me, I was stunned: a returnee who studied in Germany.

We have introduced cutting-edge talents to this eighteen-tier city.

White skin, beautiful face and long legs

She is also beautiful, has a sweet voice and a good personality.

To be honest, nothing else to say.

The fact that there are returnees from Germany alone has shocked me for the whole year.

Not to mention that he is an imported talent.

Is there anyone among my relatives' classmates who can give birth to such a monstrous daughter? Could it be that after twenty-eight years of hard work, the days of living off others have finally come? !

With this thought in mind, I dressed neatly and met the girl at the agreed time.

For this purpose, I even spent a lot of money to have a facial and asked Tony to design a sexy hairstyle for me.

After all, the people on the other side were all overseas returnees, so it was not too much for me to dress up a little? When we met, I was a little stunned.

Beautiful, quite beautiful indeed.

She has long straight black hair, light makeup, a good height and long legs.

Although it was different from the photo, at least it was not out of the ordinary (those who understand will understand...). After a few simple greetings, everything was normal.

But after hearing that I had a hobby of fitness, this girl actually wanted to see my muscle photos.

I was stunned when I heard this.

Good guy…

This guy is a returnee from Germany, so he is wild.

Isn't this the same as if I was hiring B to see P?

Although I was shocked, I still showed the photo to the girl.

Although I am not very good at practicing, I am not so bad that I dare not show it to others.

After looking at my photo, the girl shook her head in disappointment and said, "Not good, not as good as Ronaldo..."

Then I was shocked again...

This girl really thinks highly of me...

If I had a physique like Cristiano Ronaldo, would I still have to slack off every day?

I would have become a multimillionaire by joining the Chinese national football team, right? What? Why don’t you join the international arena and become famous?

joke.

Why go to a place where you can't even drink Coke? Of course, the Chinese national football team is comfortable, strolling five kilometers a day and earning tens of millions a year.

Isn’t this a happy life?

Off topic…

Thinking of this, I smiled awkwardly and politely.

Then I tentatively asked about their conditions.

Then I was shocked. The man had to be tall, handsome, have a good figure, have an easy job and earn a lot of money.

The muscles should be as brushed as Ronaldo's.

When I compared these conditions, my heart sank.

Apart from being tall, handsome and having a good figure, I have nothing to do with him! I knew at that moment that this blind date was 100% going to fail.

However, just as I was shaking my head secretly.

The girl also said quite frankly: "To be honest, I don't think we are suitable for each other..."

When I heard this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately I didn't see it...

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

What if they really force me to practice what Ronaldo does every day? I can't practice it even if you strangle me to death!

Then we had a simple meal, added each other on WeChat, and went home.

Then!

After I got back, I tossed and turned.

After all, I was rejected, and anyone would feel uncomfortable about it.

So out of curiosity, I asked a friend of mine who had experience studying in Germany about this girl's international student situation.

As a result, people were delighted when they heard it.

It turns out that this girl's study abroad was a paid program organized by a school in our provincial capital at that time.

Anyone can go as long as they pay!

The so-called imported talents are also fake, and it is not difficult to have the right connections...

Although I don’t know if my buddy was comforting me out of friendship.

But I felt a little better.

It happened to be the opening of the Olympics, and I wanted to watch the opening ceremony to have some fun.

Then the whole opening ceremony process made my sanity value drop wildly, and I almost saw something indescribable.

Nothing else to say, brothers.

Just open the tomb like this, don’t even mention it’s Ultraman.

Even Lin Zhengying would shake his head when he saw it.

With such a bunch of evildoers running rampant, it would take Laojun riding a green ox to descend to the mortal world to subdue them!

Finally, I'm going to the gym.

Try to become like Cristiano Ronaldo as soon as possible.

Looking for a dear who loves me, cares for me and has assets worth over 100 million.

Then eat soft rice until you are full...

(End of this chapter)