Short essay:

As the year draws to a close, there are more and more reports and meetings.

At the same time, all kinds of monsters and demons emerged.

Because my department is mainly responsible for the company's publicity work.

There is more writing involved.

It's time.

More and more people asked me to write year-end reports.

I usually just refuse this kind of thing outright.

After all, I am too busy with my own things.

I have to occupy the disabled toilet cubicle to type a word.

You asked me to write for you.

Should I do my own things?

Everyone knows my attitude, so no one comes to bother me.

However, there are some people.

He doesn’t say hello on weekdays and pretends not to know you when he meets you.

Whenever something happens, he comes to me and asks for help as if I were his real father.

I came across one five days ago.

I was taking a paid shit in the toilet when the phone rang.

When I picked up the phone, I heard a woman's voice: "Where are you?"

I was stunned when I heard this voice.

Because the female leader who came to inspect a while ago did not leave, could it be that the inspection was on me? In panic, I said I had a stomachache and was in the toilet.

In the end, the other person just said, "I'll wait for you in the office" and hung up the phone.

When I saw this scene, I panicked.

I was caught taking a shit while paid by my superiors.

Aren't we being criticized for all the year-end meetings? Thinking of this, I quickly got up and ran to the office.

As soon as I entered the office, I got angry.

The person who came was not our female superior at all, but the female supervisor of a department on the floor below us.

This supervisor is unique in our company.

Just mention her name.

The evaluation was all in two words: superboy!

When I saw her, I was overwhelmed.

This guy came to see me, there must be something bad going on.

And the result was just as I expected.

As soon as she saw me, she threw a folder at me and said, "Xiao x, this is the information of xxx (a small leader)"

"Look, write a speech and give it to me on Friday..."

"Leaders need to use ..."

When I heard this, I said, "Sister, this is not our department's business, right?"

When he heard me say this, the other person's old face, which was covered with two pounds of putty, pulled down.

He said in a serious tone: "Xiaox, young people should learn more..."

“This is an opportunity for you to exercise…”

"Only after you finish writing this will the leader see it. In the future, you will be transferred to write materials for the leader..."

???

When I heard this, I secretly greeted all her ancestors for eighteen generations.

Damn, it’s already 2022.

He forced this stale pancake into my mouth. Are you really not afraid of choking me to death?

And she doesn't even paint a good picture.

Is this a job for humans to write materials for leaders?

The guy who writes materials nowadays.

When I first joined the company, he was still in his prime and had a tall and straight figure.

Now, the once round and smooth hair is visibly withered.

I've eaten too much, so what position can I get into?

Seeing that I didn't say much.

The other party thought I agreed, so he left after giving me a few instructions.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

Watching her leaving, I couldn't help but laugh secretly: "Do you really think I'm a rookie?"

"This is the task your leader gave you, not me..."

"If you don't have anything by the deadline, will your boss scold you or me?"

With this mentality, I spread the folder on the table, turned around and went to the bathroom.

In the following days, the other party called me three times a day to ask about my progress.

Every time I just deal with it with "hmm" and "ah".

Today she asked me for the manuscript.

At that time, I sighed and said, "Sister, I am really busy..."

"Do you need to write a slogan?"

"I am also the one who writes for the official account, right?"

"I have to go to the meeting, right? I really can't take care of it!"

"Besides, the leaders said that we must focus on publicity and not slack off. XXX (the supervisor) and I can't finish it even if we work overtime every day. How can we have time to write?"

When he heard what I said, his face turned green.

He immediately called the supervisor to complain.

As a result, the supervisor is even more stubborn.

Upon hearing the other party's words, he asked directly: "Why are you still ordering the employees in our department around?"

“Just don’t write it…”

"Did your boss come to you because you delayed the publicity?"

Upon hearing this, the other party hung up the phone and walked out of the office.

Then in this afternoon's meeting.

Her suffocating leader made mumbling sounds throughout her speech, and she looked like she was constipated when she gave a speech on stage.

After he stepped down, he was scolded.

Looking at her old face wet with tears.

I laughed out loud!

Finally, I would like to advise you that if it is not your business, just refuse it directly.

Or just give up.

Anyway, the boss is not looking for you~ (Is it too much to ask for a vote?)

(End of this chapter)