[This Ji Rong is so damn cunning! He issued the challenge the evening before and attacked the next day—that's brilliant!]
[This is nothing compared to what you'd expect. If you ask me, we should have arrived an hour and a half earlier, no more than an hour.]
"Not bad, you bunch of old fogies."
We've only just begun; didn't you see one of our contestants nicknamed "The Poison Master"?
[A poison master?! What do you mean?]
Is it Xie Yanhua?
Yes, that's him.
[Wait, it's only been a day or two, how come some people have already earned titles?!]
This person's scheming is truly ruthless; even Cao Cao would be humbled. So dirty and vicious! They actually wanted to use excrement as cannonballs—can you believe it?!
[Haha, I was stunned when I heard that, thinking I misheard. Turns out he was serious, even saying he'd throw excrement into the enemy country's food and provisions. It was truly eye-opening; for the first time, I felt like I was actually acting like a human being.]
Lin Xiaoxiao, who was behind the monitor, and the Wu Kingdom's NPC king, who was listening to the scheme, both felt a chill run down their spines.
Lin Xiaoxiao also quickly issued orders to the five kings, forbidding them from agreeing to conduct such an operation on the battlefield.
Not to mention Lin Xiaoxiao, the other four kings besides the King of Wu were also greatly surprised. They thought that the sneak attackers they had seen were already the sixth strongest, but it turned out that there were even more experts here!
No way?! Don't these players care at all about being live-streamed?! Didn't they consider the possibility of the other players getting caught in their traps?! Are they saying the lives of these NPCs aren't even worth living?!
"This plan only requires a few people to cause the enemy to lose millions of grains."
Xie Yanhua smiled slightly, while the King of Wu trembled beneath his wide robes.
"It's alright, I have another plan!"
"Wait, we must not use these filthy things again."
The NPC ruler thought for a moment and then added a patch: "This is the key to increasing food production. If it is used up, food production will decrease, and the people may be displaced."
Xie Yanhua thought to himself, "He hasn't even mentioned poisoning or arson yet. This is nothing. He still has many tricks up his sleeve!"
[Ugh, it's hard to imagine how disgusting it would be if these contestants were to poop on the battlefield...]
Don't worry, even if they wanted to, the production team wouldn't agree.
[They wouldn't be doing something sneaky, would they? I watch the live stream while I'm eating.]
[Wow! Someone's gone to the palace to become a eunuch!!! Live stream room 34!!!]
[I'm absolutely stunned! In this day and age, why would someone give up being a strategist to become a eunuch?! What were they thinking?! (Thinking to themselves, looking like they've failed at thinking.JPG)]
【What? This guy didn't volunteer. He originally applied to be a strategist, but went to the wrong door. The NPC was probably confused for a moment and even asked him if he was sure. He said he was. ┓( ′?` )┏】
That's just too much... hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I can't stand up straight.
Wang Wu was truly surprised that he had come to apply for the position of strategist, but instead he was taken to a room, laid on a wooden board, and had his hands and feet tied.
Do strategists here even undergo physical examinations?!
Then, he suddenly couldn't feel his lower body anymore. What was going on?! Then he saw an NPC holding a bowl of bloody stuff on the other side of the curtain covering his lower body.
Then Wang Wu fainted.
"Is he alright?"
"I hope everything is alright."
The two NPCs were a little nervous. Although they had discussed before that someone might want to become a eunuch, this was the first time they had encountered such a situation. They almost forgot the process while doing this.
As a result, the player immediately fainted.
Fortunately, the staff in the recording park had all received medical training. "It's alright, I just felt dizzy."
When Wang Wu woke up, he found himself no longer in that room, but lying on a kang (a heated brick bed) in a shared room. He quickly came to his senses and touched his lower body.
Thank goodness, thank goodness, he was really scared to death.
This South Korea is so twisted! To become a strategist, you have to be castrated first. I should have chosen a different country.
At that moment, someone walked in from outside, and Wang Wu immediately became alert.
Lu He looked delighted. "You're awake? You're a contestant too, right?"
Wang Wu was somewhat confused; what exactly did this person want to do?
Seeing the other person's wariness, Lü He quickly explained, "I'm also a contestant. I didn't expect anyone to have the same idea as me and choose to be a eunuch."
Wang Wu felt completely bewildered. "What?! A eunuch?! What eunuch?!"
Lu He's expression faltered slightly as he replied, puzzled, "Become a eunuch. Aren't you a eunuch now?"
Wang Wu couldn't utter a word for a long time, his whole body radiating anger.
But Lü He didn't see the problem and was still happily enjoying himself. "Eunuchs are so great! They go straight into the palace. Those strategists don't even live in the palace, and there are so many of them. Even if the emperor sees one every day, it takes ten days or half a month for them to get a turn. Unlike eunuchs, who are more flexible. I'm planning to save some money, pull some strings, and then get transferred to the emperor's bedchamber. Hehe, I'll be the Ninth Prince, second only to the emperor. How about it? Do you want to team up? We can set up a Jinyiwei or Dongchang, unite all the eunuchs, and control the emperor."
Wang Wu's mind was in complete turmoil, unable to find a single thread, and he did not respond to Lü He.
Lu He was also surprised to meet a contestant while working as a eunuch. He was excited and chattered on and on about his plans to Wang Wu.
"I've already made a deal with a female contestant. She'll become a concubine in the harem, and I'll become a eunuch. It'll be a powerful alliance, allowing us to control both the harem and the court. However, there are quite a few beauties in the harem right now, so I wonder when she'll rise to prominence and take care of me. But it's okay, maybe I'll become successful before her."
"Oh right, when I carried you over from the cleansing room, it was lunchtime. Those NPCs are really dedicated to their work, fighting over such a small amount of porridge and steamed buns. Look at this arm, I don't know where I bumped it. I only managed to grab one steamed bun, let's share it."
Wang Wu took the steamed bun with mixed feelings; he had no desire to become a eunuch.
In stark contrast to Wang Wu was Lü He, who sat on the kang (a heated brick bed), swinging his legs as he ate steamed buns with a broad smile on his face.
After he finishes eating, he plans to sneak into the inner palace to check on his other friend. He wonders which is better, the food in the inner palace or the food for the eunuchs.
If you have a better harem, you can ask your friends to save you more food, so you don't have to fight with the NPCs every day and get all sweaty. Maybe there will even be meat dishes!
Lu He felt incredibly lucky today. Not only did he find a companion in the harem, but he also found one among the eunuchs. He had thought he wouldn't have any companions in the early stages, but he actually met one who shared his thoughts—no, two. Today was truly a lucky day.
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