Chapter 132 Why Do You Have Two Heads?
Bai Ran doesn't know what kind of education you received this morning, but you didn't make a big fuss about how unfair it was.
She just rolled her eyes and muttered a complaint under her breath.
"A bunch of ignorant bumpkins!"
Does Bai Ran think we can't hear her?
What makes her so noble?
I'm speechless. This show has made me completely dislike Bai Ran.
Bai Ran is constantly pushing my limits!
That day, hashtags such as #BaiRanScoldsPeople# and #BaiRanLosesItOnTheShow# trended on social media.
The image of Yang Junyi and Bai Ran with dark expressions was even screenshotted by many netizens and turned into memes.
The production team seemed afraid that the two of them would lose their temper again, so they didn't make anything fancy for lunch and let everyone eat quietly.
"Sister Ran, eat more to nourish your brain."
Song Shiwei thoughtfully placed the fish head on Bai Ran's plate and told her to remember to eat the fish eyes so she wouldn't have to roll her eyes so much every day, which was exhausting.
"Weiwei, why aren't you two eating?"
Cai Ying noticed that Song Shiwei and Chi Yanzhou hadn't touched their chopsticks much.
"We just went to the banquet."
"You two are really down-to-earth."
"Sis, if you knew how delicious that banquet was, you'd be so down-to-earth! Oh my, it smelled amazing!"
It tastes much better than the lousy food served on the show.
Guizhou is most famous for producing Moutai liquor.
Therefore, the program team reached a cooperation agreement with Moutai Group to allow everyone to visit the company.
The company also sent a representative to introduce the company's internal structure to everyone.
Looking at this spacious and magnificent distillery, you can smell the enticing aroma of wine as soon as you enter.
After touring the Maotai distillery's internal processes, the person in charge also arranged a Maotai tasting session for everyone.
"We can buy a few bottles to take back to Grandpa and Mom and Dad later."
Song Shiwei was eager to try.
Old Xia has a few bottles of Moutai liquor at home, but Song Shiwei has never tasted it.
She drinks alcohol only a handful of times, and each time it's with Chi Yanzhou. He always orders fruit wine that's like a soft drink for her.
Therefore, Song Shiwei had high expectations for the famous Moutai liquor, like a wine lover.
"Our Moutai liquor has a mellow and fragrant taste; please experience it with your taste buds..."
Before the person in charge could finish speaking, Song Shiwei had already downed a glass.
Wow! It's so spicy!
Why are you drinking so fast?!
Chi Yanzhou turned around, looked at Song Shiwei sticking out her tongue, and wiped the corner of her mouth clean for her.
"I didn't expect this drink to be so potent, it's like the hot girls at a bar or dance hall, so spicy!"
Song Shiwei couldn't resist and secretly drank another cup.
Next, the program started the quiz segment, asking questions about wine culture to see which group answered best.
"Director, how come you have a clone?"
Song Shiwei's cheeks were flushed, and she smiled innocently, pointing at the director in front of her and giggling foolishly.
"Hahaha, the director's been exposed! He's a monster who can create clones! Thai Pants Hot!"
“.......
"Is Weiwei drunk?" Cai Ying asked with concern.
Chi Yanzhou touched Song Shiwei's cheek with his palm, which was warm.
Then he placed another finger in front of her.
"Weiwei, what number is this?"
Song Shiwei frowned, staring at Chi Yanzhou, and everyone waited quietly for her answer.
Suddenly, Song Shiwei slapped Chi Yanzhou hard.
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
"Get out of Zhou Ge's body! A monster has entered my husband's body, and he has two heads!"
With a mournful face, Song Shiwei turned to Cai Ying for help.
"Sister Ying, my husband has mutated! He has two heads. Although my husband is very handsome, I'm so scared of having two faces!"
Song Shiwei grabbed Chi Yanzhou's shoulders and shook him violently, her eyes both firm and dazed.
"Get out of my husband's body! Release my husband! Believe me or not, I'll beat you to death! I'll have someone seal you away and make your soul vanish!"
"Monster, quickly reveal your true form, or this old monk will subdue you!"
“.......
[Haha, Wei Jie is so cute after drinking!]
[After getting drunk, the crazy woman became even crazier.]
[Brother Zhou is really helpless]
[Sister Wei must read a lot of mythological novels, right? They're pretty cringeworthy.]
[Who would have thought that Sister Wei, who is usually so fierce, is actually a lightweight?]
Song Shiwei seemed to genuinely believe that Chi Yanzhou's body had been possessed by a demon, and she hugged Chi Yanzhou, crying and making a fuss.
Who would have thought that two small wine cups would knock Song Shiwei out?
Unfortunately, Song Shiwei was unable to continue filming under these circumstances.
Chi Yanzhou could only carry her back to the hotel.
On the way back, Song Shiwei sat in Chi Yanzhou's arms, hugging his neck and silently shedding tears.
"Honey, did you mutate because you drank Japanese nuclear wastewater? I'm going to bomb Japan right now!"
"No matter what you look like, I'll love you, sob sob, but you've grown two heads, how are you going to act in the future? You'll have to wash your face twice!"
Zhao Liangliang was driving in front, while Tao Xiaotian sat in the passenger seat, recording with her phone. The two of them were trying so hard not to laugh that they were practically turning into ninjas.
I'm devastated. Her sister is in this state, and she's still worried about Zhou Ge's future.
Chi Yanzhou was half headache and half helpless. He couldn't reason with Song Shiwei at this moment, so he could only patiently coax her.
"I'll be fine after you take a nap."
"Really? Honey, tell me the truth, are you a two-headed monster?"
I don't despise you. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it's forbidden for beings to become sentient, but I will protect you well and prevent you from being captured by the state for research.
"........"
"Honey, don't be sad. I'll take care of you. I'll kiss you twice every morning."
Chi Yanzhou nodded helplessly, "She's quite cute when she's drunk, she keeps calling me 'husband'."
They usually call him "Brother Zhou," as if they want to become sworn brothers with him.
"You like it? Then I'll call you 'husband' next to your left head and 'baby' next to your right head from now on. I won't make you angry anymore, you've made my husband so angry that he's grown two heads, waaaaah."
Song Shiwei was about to cry again as she spoke. She felt that Chi Yanzhou must be in great pain and dared not think about the future.
Chi Yanzhou put in a lot of effort and finally managed to coax Song Shiwei to sleep, and she finally stopped crying.
After arriving at the hotel, I carried the person back to the room.
He then transformed into a male nanny, wetting a towel and wiping Song Shiwei's face.
I ordered hangover soup at the hotel, worried that Song Shiwei would feel unwell after waking up.
Song Shiwei slept straight through until the morning of the next day.
When Song Shiwei woke up, she was a little disoriented.
Where am I?
"Awake? Are you feeling unwell?"
Hearing the sound, Chi Yanzhou came over and touched Song Shiwei's face, which was rosy and quite cute.
Song Shiwei shook her head. "Why am I sleeping?"
She doesn't remember what happened yesterday, only that she went to the Moutai factory with the program crew, and then she has no recollection of anything else.
"How many heads do I have now?" Chi Yanzhou couldn't help but tease Song Shiwei.
"One? How many more do you want?" Song Shiwei asked, looking completely bewildered.
"Oh! It seems you tamed the demon inside me yesterday!"
"???"
What's with Chi Yanzhou's playful attitude?
Did something happen that she doesn't know about?
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