Chapter 144 I'm super awesome, okay!
The family is full of elderly people and children, as well as a group of young masters and ladies who don't work. They all have the habit of taking a nap at noon.
Song Shiwei seemed quite energetic, sitting on the swing set in the manor with Chi Yanzhou, basking in the sun.
When they had work, they would leave their dog, Fugui, with the Chi family.
Dog Fugui never imagined that he, an abandoned mongrel, would one day become the prince dog of Beijing.
The Chi family's yard is big enough for it to run around freely.
Looking at the chubby dog Fugui chasing after the fallen leaves, Song Shiwei couldn't help but ask Chi Yanzhou.
"Did you really marry a dog when you were little?"
“..........”
Chi Yanzhou hated her cousin to death; that big, loose mouth of hers was like a cotton waistband!
They always bring this up everywhere!
His two older sisters are his biggest haters!
"When I was little, my grandpa had a golden retriever. It was very beautiful and didn't get along with anyone, but it was closest to me."
I felt like I was the chosen one, and I thought she was a cursed princess.
"Were you this chuunibyou (delusional) when you were little?!"
Song Shiwei couldn't control the corners of her mouth from turning up, her cheeks twitching as she tried to suppress the urge to smile. She couldn't imagine the scene of four or five-year-old Chi Yanzhou marrying a dog.
"You didn't kiss it, did you?!"
Chi Yanzhou remained silent.
He pursed his lips tightly, his cheeks tense, and stared straight ahead, wishing there was a hole in the ground he could crawl into.
"You really kissed me?! Hahahaha!"
Song Shiwei laughed out loud, particularly rudely.
"You were so cute when you were little! Are you sad that it didn't turn into a princess?"
Chi Yanzhou's face darkened; he regretted telling Song Shiwei about it, as his wife was laughing loudly.
"I saw that it hadn't changed, so I thought I wasn't a prince anymore. I was especially angry and disappointed, especially since it was a male dog!"
"Hahahaha, this is hilarious! You were this narcissistic even when you were little?! Wow, Brother Zhou, you were so funny when you were a kid!"
Song Shiwei laughed until her stomach hurt.
It's just that she has too much imagination; a figure, barely taller than her thigh, has already appeared in her mind, stealing her cousin's little skirt, laboriously putting it on the golden retriever, and devoutly kissing the little male dog.
Chi Yanzhou's childhood fairytale dream was shattered.
He no longer believes in fairy tales.
Song Shiwei leaned in close and laughed for a long time. Chi Yanzhou didn't dare to say anything to his wife, so he could only blame his cousin.
Chi Mule has been living in the United States, but now that school is on break, he is going back to China for a while.
During this period, I basically stayed at the Chi family's house.
He had seen Song Shiwei on his mother's phone before, and his mother told him that this was his aunt.
Chi Mule has loved beautiful things since he was a child, and his aunt is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, so he likes her the most.
I spend all my free time watching my aunt's variety shows on my tablet. After returning to China, I also want to spend as much time as possible with my aunt.
So, that evening, Chi Mule, wearing a dinosaur onesie pajamas and carrying her pillow, appeared at Chi Yanzhou's bedroom door.
"Uncle, I want to sleep with Auntie."
"I'm not saying you can't think about it, but you can only think about it." Chi Yanzhou stood in front of the door.
"I want to sleep with my aunt," Chi Mule changed his mind.
"My aunt is annoyed with you and doesn't want to sleep with you," Chi Yanzhou lied without batting an eye.
"I don't believe it! Even if my aunt is annoyed with me, I still like her!"
"How come you've always had that simp-like quality since you were little?!"
Chi Yanzhou crossed his arms and frowned, looking at the little potato in front of him who was only a little taller than his knees.
“Your aunt has an older brother, you two should be able to get along well. He’s an elite in the world of simps.”
"Really? Then I'll have to talk to my aunt about it."
Chi Mule was about to squeeze in as he spoke.
Hey! You little potato!
Chi Yanzhou grabbed Chi Mule by the back of his neck, and the little guy's short legs kicked wildly in the air.
"I want my aunt! I want to sleep with my aunt! You stinky uncle!"
Chi Yanzhou tossed the little potato to his cousin, who was playing on her phone in the living room.
"Keep an eye on your brat, he's always eyeing my wife!"
"You stinky uncle! I'm going to steal your wife from you!" Chi Mule glared angrily at Chi Yanzhou.
"Hurry up and go back to America!"
"I am Chinese!"
My cousin was engrossed in playing on her phone when her son's loud voice made her ears hurt.
She picked at her ear and casually pulled Chi Mule into her arms.
"Grow up first, then we'll talk about it. I'll prepare the dowry for your marriage to your aunt."
"If you keep staring at my wife, I'll pull down your pants and make you sleep with that dog, Fugui!" Chi Yanzhou pretended to scare Chi Mule.
The little guy wasn't scared at all; he just hugged his arm and angrily scolded his uncle.
"I'm not marrying a dog, I'm going to marry a wife, my aunt!"
"........"
"I think you don't want to go back to America!"
Chi Yanzhou rolled up his sleeves and was about to grab Chi Mule, which scared Little Potato into hiding behind his mother.
After chasing away the little potato, Chi Yanzhou returned to his bedroom, only to be stopped by his mother on the way.
Chi's mother had a serious expression and looked around furtively, trying to see if anyone else was eavesdropping.
"Mom, what did you steal from Dad again?"
"Oh no, there isn't one!"
Chi's mother spoke softly, pulling Chi Yanzhou to a corner, and took out a small paper packet from her pocket.
"That medicine last time should have worked quite well, right? The master made an enhanced version."
"You can eat tonight. I've arranged for everyone else to sit at the other end of the hallway. Our rooms are soundproof, so don't worry. You can't be too cramped, Weiwei."
“..........”
The veins on Chi Yanzhou's forehead throbbed. He raised his hand to press his throbbing temples, took a deep breath, and suppressed the anger in his heart. He gritted his teeth and smiled in a terrifying way.
"Mom, I've already told you, I'm perfectly fine. Who gave you that message saying I'm no good?"
"Why are you being so polite with your mother? She can't possibly look down on you."
Chi's mother had an "I understand" look on her face, thinking to herself that her son really had a strong sense of self-esteem.
What a strong-willed Chinese man!
"I'm in excellent physical condition. I can do two hundred push-ups and then do three hundred squats while holding Song Shiwei without any problem."
"Oh dear, I've heard about it. All those muscular guys at the gym are no good, so they all go to this master for medicine!" Chi's mother shook her head in disgust.
Chi Yanzhou's patience was about to run out, and he gritted his teeth and slowly opened his mouth.
"But I'm perfectly fine, so please don't worry about me!"
"You think I care about you?!"
Mother Chi looked at Chi Yanzhou with reproach, "Your Chi family line is extinct, what does that have to do with me! I care about Weiwei. How can such a young lady waste her precious youth on a useless man like you!"
"I'm fine! I'm awesome, okay!"
Chi Yanzhou couldn't help but emphasize loudly, and his mother was so frightened that she quickly covered his mouth with her hand.
See? This hits the nail on the head, that's why he got angry.
"Keep your voice down! You have to think about Weiwei too!"
Chi Yanzhou was speechless with anger. He put his hands on his hips and took a deep breath.
"You wait until tomorrow, I'll prove to you that your son is perfectly healthy!"
Song Shiwei had just finished showering when she saw Chi Yanzhou storming back. Before she could even ask him what was wrong, she felt a lightness in her body as Chi Yanzhou carried her to bed.
"What are you doing?!"
"Prove that I can do it!"
Chi Yanzhou spoke fiercely.
The innocent Song Shiwei had no idea what had happened; she only knew that Chi Yanzhou seemed to have taken drugs and that this night had saved her life.
The next day, I slept until late morning, and my legs felt unsteady when I walked.
As someone who had been through similar experiences, Chi's mother naturally knew what had happened.
She nodded in satisfaction and secretly gave her son a thumbs-up.
Chi Yanzhou feigned composure with a smug look on his face.
Hmph, he always said he was super awesome, fine!
As it turned out, he was too complacent, and Song Shiwei didn't let him sleep with her for the next week.
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