Chapter 24 Sheep: Sometimes I really want to call the police.
Song Shiwei and Chi Yanzhou took the little white dog back to the Happy Courtyard. The veterinarian said that the dog was a Tusong, a smart and cute breed.
When Qiao Shuishui and Cheng Yi returned, they were also very surprised to see the little white dog.
"Oh! Little puppy! Where did you steal it from? It's so cute!" Qiao Shuishui came over to look at the puppy sleeping on the sofa.
"Madam, please watch your words. Today we have done something truly great in human history, a landmark act of kindness that saved the life of this adorable puppy and made it a member of our happy family!"
Song Shiwei stood with her hands behind her back, as if giving a speech. Qiao Shuishui cooperated with her, making fists with both hands and using them as microphones to hold them in front of Song Shiwei.
"Ms. Song, humanity will always remember your kindness, and future generations will certainly follow your example! Please name this puppy!"
"Uh...we thought about it and realized that no one can forget their origins or their identity, and dogs are no exception. So this little white dog will still have the surname 'dog' and will be named 'Dog Fortune'."
“.......
Watching the two perform, Cheng Yi couldn't help but speak up for the little white dog, "Did the dog agree to this name?"
"You agreed!"
Song Shiwei nodded seriously, "It made me sob sob. It said the important thing three times. It must be very satisfied with this name."
“.......
Cheng Yi: "Brother Yanzhou, are you satisfied with this name too?"
Chi Yanzhou was playing with the puppy's tail, his arm propped up on the back of the sofa, and casually replied, "I said I'd call them paparazzi, but she disagreed."
Cheng Yi: "Then let's call him Dog Fortune."
Otherwise, if the paparazzi come, people who don't know the situation will panic, and for no reason, this dog will become unlikable.
They know how to name things.
[Dog: Waaah, that's my crying, not my agreement.]
It's hard to imagine how hilarious the names of Zhou Ge and Wei Jie's future children will be.
Bai Yining and Xia Zhiqing, who had finished working in the fields, returned. The four of them were cooking a stew in an iron pot in the kitchen. Xia Zhiqing didn't notice and plopped down on the sofa.
Dog Fugui almost died young.
"Ugh—where did this stray dog come from! How did it get on the sofa!" Xia Zhiqing frowned, her face full of disgust.
"Oh, wealth and honor!"
Song Shiwei quickly picked up the frightened puppy.
"Look at you, it's one thing if you don't open your eyes, but how come some people can't see even when they open their eyes!"
"Song Shiwei, why did you bring a dog here! It's filthy!"
"This dog has a much cleaner mouth than you."
"What's wrong? Who bullied my dog son?" Chi Yanzhou walked over and hugged the puppy to comfort him.
Xia Zhiqing looked at Chi Yanzhou with a puzzled expression, "Brother Yanzhou, do you know this dog too?"
"I took it back, do you have a problem with that?"
"No, I think this puppy is quite cute. Brother Yanzhou, where did you get it?" Xia Zhiqing immediately changed her attitude.
Song Shiwei smirked as she watched Xia Zhiqing's dramatic face-changing act.
Xia Zhiqing is just so frustrating!
Our Qingbao was just frightened; she's always been a very kind person.
Does Xia Zhiqing have feelings for Chi Yanzhou? Why is she always sticking close to him?
Sorry, our brother isn't interested.
In the evening, everyone went upstairs to rest, and Song Shiwei, like a new mother, kept holding the dog Fugui.
"Song Shiwei, I didn't expect you to want to be a mother so much. What are you doing up so late at night!"
Chi Yanzhou took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator and drank it, while looking at Song Shiwei, who was not sleeping in the living room.
"No, Fugui keeps whimpering. Could it be that Xia Zhiqing's big butt broke?"
Chi Yanzhou came over to examine it, and finally frowned as he concluded, "It's probably hungry."
Song Shiwei forgot that the puppy hadn't eaten anything since she brought it home.
Because this puppy was born not long ago and its teeth haven't fully grown in yet, it can't eat dog food. So today, they only bought a dog bed and pee pads at the vet, and didn't buy any food.
"What should we do then? Who can express milk?"
"It's so late, no shops will be open."
The two people looked at the whimpering puppy, feeling helpless, like new parents who didn't know how to soothe their child to sleep.
"I remember now!"
Song Shiwei's eyes were filled with excitement, "Some of the sheep we let out today have just given birth, let's go milk some of them!"
Would the sheep agree?
"Sheep have no right to say no."
"Will the sheep owner agree to that?"
"So let's take advantage of the dark and windy night to steal some goat milk."
So, in the dead of night, Chi Yanzhou and Song Shiwei, two law-abiding citizens, sneaked into the sheep owner's house.
In the sheepfold, a flock of sheep huddled together to sleep. The sheepdog spotted two people first, but upon recognizing them, it circled around once and went back to sleep.
"Go ahead, I'll keep watch for you." Chi Yanzhou watched the person jump into the sheepfold and chose to stand outside.
"You! How could you be so dishonest! We agreed to go together, how could you sneak away and become a dog!" Song Shiwei felt betrayed.
“Think about it, we’re going to milk the ewes later. I’m a man, and it’s not proper for men and women to be so close. It’s not a good look,” Chi Yanzhou tried to persuade the other party.
"I'm a woman, so what if I touch someone's breasts? It's not a big deal!"
"You'd better go quickly, or I'll think I'm a pervert."
"You're a pervert, you're just a scoundrel!"
Song Shiwei was so angry that she went to find the target flock of sheep herself. Chi Yanzhou was indeed untrustworthy, even lazier than her!
I'd rather believe in ghosts than believe a man's words!
Finally, among a flock of sheep, Song Shiwei spotted a sheep with its milk hanging down. It took her a great deal of effort to catch it.
"Keep your voice down!" Chi Yanzhou reminded him.
"Do you think I don't want to? What decent woman wouldn't struggle when she's being molested!"
Song Shiwei hugged the ewe tightly and took out a beverage bottle from her pocket.
"Little lamb, be good. I have a son at home who is starving to death. Please save him and let him be your ox or horse in his next life."
Song Shiwei struggled to collect half a bottle of goat milk, and before the goat owner could notice, she grabbed Chi Yanzhou and ran away.
The two of them ran 500 meters like thieves.
"I'm exhausted. Two celebrities stayed up all night to go into a sheep pen and rub the sheep's breasts. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?"
Song Shiwei leaned on her knees, panting heavily.
Chi Yanzhou stood to the side, his chest heaving slightly as he looked at Song Shiwei, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh.
Song Shiwei looked up, and the moment their eyes met, she felt a strange sensation and couldn't help but laugh.
Two adults doing something in the middle of the night without any regard for their image is as if they have shed their daytime masks and returned to their childhood.
This feeling is wonderful; some people may never experience it in their entire lives.
Someone will keep you company with your weird and wonderful moments.
I'll be there for you, all cute and adorable.
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