Chapter 33 Live Broadcast of Crosstalk
"Together Towards Happiness" is a program that helps farmers and has been praised by CCTV.
Therefore, in the afternoon, the production team sent out a new task—for the guest members to sell products for the local people through live streaming.
A new live stream window opened, and Song Shiwei's large face filled the screen first. She opened her beautiful big eyes and began to adjust the screen angle.
"Spring sleep is so sweet, I'm a little annoyed. Good afternoon everyone, if not, oh well."
Song Shiwei sat in front of the camera, with Qiao Shuishui sitting next to her. The two chattering girls were elected as anchors, and the four people behind them were always ready to help.
"The live broadcast room in Qushui Village is now open! Those who come to the live broadcast room today are in for a treat!"
Qiao Shuishui, being a professional host, possessed excellent delivery skills. She first introduced the purpose of the event and showcased the food to be sold during the live stream, including peaches and sweet potatoes.
"I help farmers when they are in trouble, the Happiness Family is full of warm hearts, don't miss it when you pass by, these fruits are too good."
Song Shiwei held a peach in one hand and a sweet potato in the other, grinning at the camera.
Bai Yining held up a particularly festive light sign behind her that read, "Follow! Like! Double tap 666!"
He didn't want to participate, but before the live broadcast, Song Shiwei and Qiao Shuishui chose him as their easy target, using various forms of coercion and enticement, forcing Bai Yining to take the stage.
Song Shiwei: "Smoking hurts your lungs, drinking hurts your stomach, and saunas are too expensive. Why not watch my live stream? It's economical and affordable."
Qiao Shuishui: "Family members in the live stream, these fruits are big and sweet. I'm doing this for the benefit of my family. Come to my live stream today, it's not 998, not 98, it's only 29.8!"
Song Shiwei: "Host! This price is too low, the boss will scold us!"
Qiao Shuishui: "Never mind, these are my family. I have to think about my family. Not only is it 29.8, but I will also give you an extra half catty!"
Song Shiwei: "No way, anchor!"
Song Shiwei's exaggerated and affected performance, dragging Qiao Shuishui into acting in front of the camera.
[666, these two have absolutely no idol image to maintain!]
What is a burden? My sister Wei thinks it's too heavy, so she just throws it on the side of the road.
[Hilarious! That acting was so convincing!]
Chi Yanzhou, with his arms crossed and legs crossed, looked at the two conspicuous bags in front of him and couldn't help but ask in a low voice.
"How many times did they peek into other people's live streams?"
Cheng Yi lowered his head, trying to minimize the chances of him embarrassing himself. "Do they need anyone else to watch? They can put on a show by themselves."
"The cameras are all focused on those two, are we just supposed to sit here quietly?!"
Xia Zhiqing sat on the side, looking at the two people in front of her with dissatisfaction. She couldn't help but complain, thinking that she would get the support of the other three people, but they looked at her with a little fear and resentment.
Sure enough, Song Shiwei, who usually can't hear anything but can definitely hear someone cursing at her, immediately turned around, ran to the four people, and solemnly introduced them to the live broadcast room.
"With a loud bang, four guests made a dazzling entrance! We are talent show hosts, and we must show our family our abilities!"
Qiao Shuishui immediately chimed in, "Come on, family members, which streamer would you like to see perform? We'll arrange it right away!"
The comment section of the live stream instantly started scrolling, with everyone spamming their idol's name.
Song Shiwei couldn't keep up with the sights; she squinted at the screen like an old lady with presbyopia.
"Everyone's so enthusiastic! Don't rush, there's always a chance. Just tell me, would you like to see Brother Zhou break a boulder on his chest? Or Brother Cheng stew himself in an iron pot? Or Bai Bai dressed in women's clothing? We can do any of that today to promote our products!"
The three men gritted their teeth, their smiles subtle. Chi Yanzhou glared fiercely at Xia Zhiqing beside him, his tone chilling.
"Isn't it better to just sit quietly?!"
Qiao Shuishui was clever and didn't forget the purpose of the live stream. To promote sales, she quickly said:
"When our sales reach 100,000, 200,000, 300,000, and 500,000, we will give everyone special benefits!"
Fans have nothing to fear when it comes to supporting their idols on the charts, and the price isn't expensive at all. You can get a box of fruit and watch your idol perform, it's totally worth it!
Orders poured in during the live stream, quickly surpassing 500,000 and approaching 1 million, giving the six people on the other side no time to react.
The production team members came over and whispered a reminder, "That's enough, that's enough. We don't have that much stock, it's all sold out."
"Please order rationally, everyone. If you buy too many peaches, they'll spoil easily if you can't eat them all. Sweet potatoes, on the other hand, can be stored for a longer time," Song Shiwei couldn't help but remind her fans in the live stream.
It's okay, I can be given to all my relatives; I'm their favorite little darling.
[It's worth it for Brother Zhou to perform for me!]
"The host spoils the fans and never goes back on his word. We'll show you how many programs we want, and we'll start by drawing a prize of 100,000 sales!"
Qiao Shuishui selected the fans' requests by taking screenshots.
"Okay, we've drawn this netizen named Cheng Ge who wants to sleep in my room tonight. He has a very bold idea. This fan wants Cheng Yi to sing a heartfelt love song."
The request was simple, and Cheng Yi didn't hesitate. The production team brought out the sound system and microphone, and Cheng Yi sang one of his own songs.
He stood in the middle, wearing a dark blue floral shirt and jeans. When he sang love songs, his rugged face softened. His voice was unique, deep and ethereal, languid and affectionate.
Song Shiwei, having somehow acquired some tools, began blowing bubbles in the back, while Qiao Shuishui, holding a light sign that read "Brother, love me one more time," danced and waved wildly behind her.
After Cheng Yi finished singing, the two of them screamed like monkeys on Mount Emei, scaring Cheng Yi so much that he quickly ran to the back and hid himself.
"The world is full of dazzling temptations, but Cheng Yi shines the brightest!"
"Mars collides with Earth, Cheng Yi, you're the best!"
Song Shiwei and Qiao Shuishui egged them on, and then intercepted a fan's request. It was from a netizen named "Bai Bai is my wife," who hoped that Bai Yining could say a few cheesy pickup lines.
Bai Yining blushed deeply, sitting in the middle, looking at the screen, and stammering out the cheesy pickup lines that Song Shiwei had prepared for him.
"There are four kinds of oil in the world: vegetable oil, animal oil, peanut oil, and I love you."
"I ate a peach today, guess what kind of peach it was? It's 'Love is inescapable'."
[Hahaha, bye-bye, blink if you've been kidnapped!]
Ningning is so cute! Such an innocent and shy little puppy, come to Mommy's arms!
Next, I drew a fan named Zhiqing Heyi, who hopes that Xia Zhiqing can act cute while holding the dog Fugui.
Xia Zhiqing sat there without moving, her expression somewhat disgusted.
"What are you doing? Your little fan is calling you!" Song Shiwei turned to look at Xia Zhiqing, who was standing still as a rock.
"I don't want to hold that little mongrel! It's so dirty!" Xia Zhiqing frowned and said with disgust.
"If you don't have the life of a princess, then don't act like one. Don't keep thinking about how lovely we, Fugui, are!"
Song Shiwei didn't tolerate Xia Zhiqing at all. She covered Fugui's dog ears and comforted it, "Fugui, don't listen, it's a bad review."
"Didn't you complain that sitting in the back was quiet and there were no shots? Go ahead, this request isn't difficult for you."
Chi Yanzhou made sarcastic remarks from the side.
Qiao Shuishui brought Fugui over, intending to hand him to Xia Zhiqing, but Xia Zhiqing screamed and dodged away.
"It's filthy! Get away from me!"
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Everyone's expression was unpleasant, and Song Shiwei muttered under her breath, "They're trying to have their cake and eat it too."
"Then we'll have to change the benefits and draw again!"
Qiao Shuishui was re-drawn by a netizen named Chi Yanzhou, who is called "I am your dog". She hopes to see Chi Yanzhou show off his abs!
Song Shiwei and Qiao Shuishui turned their heads with lewd expressions, unable to suppress the smirk on their faces.
Wow~
Chi Yanzhou: ".........."
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