Chapter 66 Urgent Need for a Crazy Sister
The dentist's performance was perfectly normal; he had a smiling face and a refined demeanor. Compared to the two oxen and horses, he was almost excessively outstanding.
Even the viewers in the live stream were quite satisfied with his performance.
When it was the guitarist's turn next, the taciturn man insisted on coming along.
Are you socially anxious?
Chi Yanzhou frowned as he looked at the taciturn man who was always timid and hesitant in real life, but who was fiercely aggressive when facing women.
“We’re good buddies, we’ll be talking together.” The taciturn man sat in his chair, looking down at the table.
"Then why don't you two just get together?"
"This is men's loyalty! What do you know!" The guitarist frowned, looking indignant.
Following the procedure, Chi Yanzhou leaned back in his chair and asked the two of them what they thought of the outcome of their mutual selection.
The guitarist scoffed, "Ha! The production team is really looking for trouble. They actually put together such a boring activity. I didn't want to go out and have fun at all, so I just picked this randomly."
The taciturn man said, "I also find it very boring. Can we please not hold this kind of event next time? Don't you think it's a bit hurtful to people's self-esteem? It's like a low-class matchmaking event."
Chi Yanzhou's expression was as if he had just eaten shit. "???"
"I have never seen such a concrete depiction of defense breaching before. Thank you both for broadening my horizons."
Chi Yanzhou rolled his eyes inwardly and then asked them what they thought about the girls they had chosen not choosing him.
The guitarist chose the illustrator, while the taciturn guy chose the wave-wearing illustrator.
Guitarist: "I told you, I just picked her randomly. Actually, she's not that great. I hope she doesn't misunderstand. I don't even like her."
The taciturn man said, "My mom is right. She looks like a vixen. She's not suited for marriage. She's shallow. What's so great about being a sports student? What did she even see? She's so boring!"
Chi Yanzhou: ".........."
"There's no need to be so defensive. The fact that she didn't like either of you means she has good taste."
"When you two go to the toilet, take a look in the mirror. You look like shit, have twisted personalities, and who would be interested in you two? You two should really know your place!"
Are those two alright?
He's broken down! He's broken down!
[Zhou Ge must be speechless; he must be clenching his fists under the table.]
Family, I'm in S City. Is there anything you'd like to say to me?
Kill them all, leave no one alive!
However, the guitarist and the taciturn man were completely unaware of their problems, and continued to be smug and belittle women in their words, which gave Chi Yanzhou a headache.
"Yohoo!"
The door to the interview room was opened from the outside, and Song Shiwei stood in the doorway in what he thought was a cool pose, but in reality, it was quite silly.
"With a deafening roar from the sky, this old servant makes a dazzling entrance!"
“........”
"Young Master, I was very worried because you haven't returned for so long, so I came to check on you!"
"Stop making it sound so nice; you just want to come and see what's going on."
"Sigh! If you see through something but don't say it, you can still be friends."
Song Shiwei casually squeezed through and stood next to Chi Yanzhou, looking at the two idiots opposite her.
"What do you say, young master? They've tortured you like this, and you still haven't confessed?"
"If the investigation continues, it will be my turn to break down."
Chi Yanzhou propped his forehead up and rubbed his throbbing temples.
"Do the two teachers have anything else to say?"
Song Shiwei's eyes were like two laser beams, her gaze fixed intently on the people opposite her, hoping they would say something shocking and utterly unconventional.
"It's nothing, to be honest, they're all pretty average." The guitarist leaned back in his chair with a disdainful look.
"here we go again."
Chi Yanzhou took a deep breath, while the guitarist continued.
"The female boss doesn't seem considerate at all. What's the use of making so much money? She should learn how to take care of men instead. Otherwise, who would want to marry her?!"
And that kindergarten teacher, she's not young anymore, but she's still acting like she's young. She's not mature at all. I can't even imagine how tiring it would be to be with her.
Song Shiwei's blood pressure soared upon hearing this, and she pinched her thigh to continue enduring it.
"The wavy-haired girl too, I heard she used to be a model? That industry is very messy, who knows what she's like?"
Illustrators are the same; without a proper job, do you really think drawing can support you for a lifetime?! How naive!
Are they hoping men will pay for things in the future? I'm speechless. You women are like parasites, tsk—"
The guitarist's expression was quite disdainful, and his tone was extremely impolite, which infuriated the viewers in the live stream.
[Where did the production team find this weirdo?]
[I'm speechless! Sister Wei, hurry up and give him a piece of your mind!]
[We need Crazy Sister and Brave Brother to step in right now]
As expected, Song Shiwei and Chi Yanzhou did not disappoint netizens. The guitarist's obviously vulnerable words ignited the two's battle mode.
Song Shiwei: "How many years have you been pickling your mouth? It's so flavorful! Don't think that just because you're ugly I won't dare to scold you!"
Chi Yanzhou: "If a son is not taught, it is the father's fault. It is indeed my fault for speaking like that."
Song Shiwei: "Are your acting roles as few as your money?"
Chi Yanzhou: "Did you hide during human evolution? Or are your parents chemistry teachers, making you look like a guinea pig!"
Song Shiwei: "You're quite sensitive. As soon as you get rejected, you start saying sour grapes."
Chi Yanzhou: "So that's why it wasn't raining. You're the one who left me speechless."
Song Shiwei: "You fit the description of being moved by a scene."
Chi Yanzhou: "Touch (beast) (life)."
The guitarist remained silent after being confronted, his face turning ashen, his eyes blazing with fury, like a zombie on the verge of mutation.
"Do you two have any manners?! What did I say wrong?! I'm speechless!"
After saying that, the guitarist slammed the door and left.
Chi Yanzhou and Song Shiwei crossed their arms, leaned back in their chairs, and calmly watched him walk away.
"Manners? Who wants that stuff?" Song Shiwei chuckled.
“If you don’t want it, I don’t want it either,” Chi Yanzhou replied calmly.
The two looked at the taciturn man who was still sitting in his seat. Song Shiwei was still excited and her excitement was evident.
"Are you ready to receive our artillery fire?"
The taciturn man had a somber expression and tightly pursed lips. After a long while, he spoke woodenly.
"What you're doing is wrong."
Song Shiwei chuckled inwardly, thinking, "This young man wants to be a judge? He wants to uphold justice?"
You?
"What's wrong? Explain it in detail."
The taciturn man hesitated before speaking, "My mother said I did nothing wrong, and that what you're doing is going too far."
“........”
"I didn't expect you to be so quiet. It wasn't just because you're socially awkward; you were hiding your mama's boy identity!"
Song Shiwei was shocked; this dating reality show is truly full of talented people!
My mom said..."
“Your mom said, your mom said, your mom’s mouth is really good at talking. Tell your mom not to talk nonsense.”
Chi Yanzhou launched into a rap-like rap as he pulled Song Shiwei outside.
"If we stay any longer, someone in this house is bound to die."
He really can't take it anymore!
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