Chapter 49 Chapter 49 (including additional chapter 1 thanks to Ningning’s long review) ^…
But the bird still has to do it.
Otherwise, Yunxi would feel uncomfortable all over when she thought of Little Gogol that day. She felt even more uncomfortable when she thought that she still had Little Gogol's memories in her hands. Even if Yunxi forgot this part, Little Gogol's memories would help her recall it.
But Yunxi spent another two days in Russia and found that these officials did not have as much money as he thought.
Yunxi was too lazy to waste time on this bunch of losers who couldn't even commit corruption. He turned around and directly joined a drug trafficking organization that smuggled drugs from Southeast Asia to Russia.
As soon as Yunxi joined the organization, he won the favor of the boss by eliminating other mafia and drug dealers who tried to steal their business, and became a senior member of the organization.
The boss of the organization admires Yunxi very much, but he does not trust Yunxi.
So he asked Yunxi to smoke a little in front of him.
Yunxi agreed immediately and used the player's backpack to suck up five kilograms of drugs in one breath.
Yunxi wasn't sucking very fast, so at first, the boss's expression when looking at Yunxi was just mocking that Yunxi was chewing this thing like chewing flour, but then it gradually turned into astonishment, and finally into anger.
"Give me the supernatural power detector! Don't try to trick me with your supernatural power... Damn, this isn't your supernatural power???"
Yunxi looked at the detector in the other person's hand that didn't light up at all and raised her eyebrows.
The boss of the organization looked at Yunxi who ate white powder as flour, and agreed to promote Yunxi with a face full of doubts about life. With a twisted expression, he provided Yunxi with a quota of five kilograms per day.
But the boss of the organization was still worried, so he sent a lot of police officers sent by the official side to Yunxi, and asked Yunxi to torture them all to death.
Yunxi said "Okay, boss", but in fact, Yunxi sent all these people out of the tunnel as soon as he closed the door. Those who didn't want to leave were forcibly driven away by Yunxi by poking their heels with the Xiaoyun Flying Knife.
After doing all this, Yunxi returned to the room and began to sharpen her knife to eat the pigs and sheep that Xiao Gogol had not finished eating.
When the organization boss came to check, all he could see was the deep red minced meat of Yunxi's men.
Yunxi continued chopping with her right hand, while pinching the meatballs with her left hand. She even tried to put them into the boiling pot beside her: "Boss, you asked me to clean it up a little bit. I'll chop it up a little bit, so that it will be easier to eat, cough cough, and bury it..."
The leader of the organization looked at Yunxi's sword, which shook the whole room three times, and thought about the supernatural power detector outside that didn't light up at all during the whole process.
The leader of the organization looked at the pot with a strange meat smell and clumps of gray-white meat floating up from time to time, and then thought about the people who had been sent in before.
He was too cautious to speak immediately.
Yunxi was still chopping meat with a "bang bang bang" sound. When she was tired, she wanted to treat herself to some cooked meatballs. However, when she turned around, she found that the meatballs in the pot had all fallen apart at some point.
Yunxi collapsed.
"Damn! I knew these people were trash! A waste of my time!!!"
Yunxi kicked over the pot with a crazy expression, kicking everything in the pot onto the bodyguard next to the organization boss. The bodyguard had just been scalded, and Yunxi overturned the raw minced meat onto him, causing secondary damage.
The bodyguard screamed in pain and tried to ask the boss of the organization to call other people to take charge of the matter, but the boss of the organization just smelled the strange fishy odors on the bodyguards, secretly took a step back, and took a deep breath in his heart.
Isn’t this guy in front of me a little too cruel?
But the organization leader was also relieved.
This kind of mentally ill and antisocial guy shouldn't be an undercover agent, right?
Definitely not!
In this way, Yunxi gained the highest level of trust from the organization's boss and became the boss's right-hand man.
Yunxi wasn't idle either. To repay his boss's kindness, he smoked, no, ate five kilograms of drugs every day. After finishing his drugs, he passed information to Russian officials. Once the information was exposed, he would grab a loyal senior executive and kill him as a scapegoat...
Just like that, in just one week, Yunxi completely destroyed this huge drug trafficking group from the three aspects of material, talent, and intelligence.
Now that the group has collapsed, the relevant information can naturally not be concealed.
Soon, Russian officials sent professionals to wipe out the drug trafficking group in one fell swoop.
When Yunxi heard the news, his first reaction was to rush out and kill all the sinners who wanted to run away after hearing the bad news. He also learned the whereabouts of the boss who had escaped early by torturing several of his confidants.
When Yunxi found the boss, he had just realized that all his useful subordinates were dead and was crying.
Seeing Yunxi coming, the boss immediately grabbed Yunxi's hand and said, "Those people died, died, died, all died, now there are only two of us left. I believe you are definitely not an undercover agent. If you stay with me, I believe we will be able to make a comeback--"
"Puchi." Yunxi stabbed the other person in the chest with a knife.
The boss looked incredulous, but Yunxi just naturally pulled out the knife and stabbed it back viciously, gritting his teeth and saying:
"The rest of the brothers are dead, and the base has been changed, but the cops are still here! You said I'm not an undercover agent, so the undercover can only be you!"
"As the leader of the organization, you have unclear relations with the officials. Are you worthy of my dead brothers?!"
Boss: ...Ah?
The boss wanted to ask Yunxi if he was crazy, but just as he was about to open his mouth, Yunxi stabbed him again.
“Aaaaaaa——”
The knife moved from the chest wall muscle to the fatter part of the boss's abdomen. The bleeding was not much, but the boss was in so much pain that he almost died.
The boss's brain, which was still barely working, quickly helped him realize that Yunxi must have learned how to torture people, because Yunxi's knife cut into the flesh, but was not fatal, and did not bleed much, just painful.
The boss was about to collapse, but he still didn't think that a guy like Yunxi was a Russian undercover. After all, Yunxi was Asian and his methods were extremely cruel.
But Yunxi did this for a purpose. The boss thought about it for a long time and felt that Yunxi must want his money and power.
So he endured the pain and told everyone his bank card password, the address of his slush fund, and all the confidential information he knew.
Yunxi was very satisfied with this and decided to reward the other party by sparing his life.
The sirens outside were getting louder and louder. Yunxi opened the [Scales of Destiny] quickly and decisively, exchanged all the boss's memories related to herself, and threw all the drugs in the backpack onto the ground next to the organization's boss.
"This way my backpack can hold more treasures!" Yunxi announced.
After completing all this, Yunxi escaped underground.
Two minutes later, Russian police officers arrived: !!!
Wow! What a kind-hearted person! Both the person and the evidence are here!
With so many drugs, not to mention being enough to lock this guy up for life, it would be no problem to even shoot him!
With this in mind, they completed the evidence collection and arrest as quickly as possible, and everyone happily accepted the commendation from their superiors.
Of course, these people are not just lucky guys who can win without doing anything. They are all capable and can be sent to deal with drug trafficking gangs.
After the drug trafficking organization leader was interrogated and the other hidden contacts revealed by the other party were dealt with, many of these people were promoted.
But just when they were feeling proud of themselves, their pants started getting stolen.
Today's police officers: ...
What do you call this? Did the panty thief approve your promotion and take your panty thieves?
The process is not important. In short, Yunxi successfully obtained a lot of gemstones and pearls that are so valuable that they are hard to find on the market, and also got more rocking pants.
Yunxi rested for two days in the base, sorted out his backpack, and got a titanium alloy bird that would not corrode or deform easily.
Yunxi first equipped the worthless titanium bird with all the valuable things he got from the drug dealers, making the titanium bird sparkle. Finally, he carefully inlaid the two eyes that belonged to the original wooden bird.
"call."
Done.
After briefly confirming the bird's toughness, Yunxi rushed back to the place where Xiao Gogol had originally buried the bird and buried it back.
After burying the body, Yunxi proudly stood up, clapped his hands, and said to himself: "Okay, now it's time to go back to Yokohama——"
Yunxi was halfway through his words when he used his burning ability on the side behind him at zero frame.
At the same time, Yunxi also opened the counterattack type [Brain Hell], always on guard against enemy attacks.
Yunxi said indifferently: "Come out, you followed me all the way, you didn't think I didn't notice it, did you?"
“…”
"No words? I'll count to three. One, two—"
Yunxi continued to attack in that direction while counting. Just as she was about to count "three", a woman who was unharmed but coughing due to the smoke from the fire came out.
"Wait." She raised her hand to show that she had no intention of attacking. "Mr. Circus Director, I have no ill intentions. I just want to bring someone to see you."
Yunxi's ultimate move was ready, but when he heard the other party's familiar voice, saw the other party's face that showed some traces of time, but Yunxi would never forget the face that made Yunxi's rating only B, and the "circus leader" mentioned by the other party, Yunxi's movements stopped abruptly.
only--
Yunxi withdrew his hand and frowned: "Who wants to see me?"
Except for little Gogol, he should have left no one alive in the circus, right?
The woman tapped her headset: "Come here."
A black-haired man who used to be a little kid but is now taller than Yunxi walked over with trembling steps.
He walked faster and faster, and finally he almost ran to Yunxi's side. But because he was afraid of bumping into Yunxi, he braked suddenly and fell heavily to the ground.
Yunxi lowered her head and looked at the man who had fallen on the lawn in a very familiar posture.
Yunxi looked up again and looked at the female mutant.
Yunxi Youyou: "Are you going to take care of him? For example, pick him up and yell at him about the sanctity of Russian territory."
Black-haired man, female psychic: ...
"Ahem, anyway, I won't spread the news that you've returned from the dead and buried something here. I was the one who covered up your previous news, so you can trust me."
The female mutant extended an invitation, "Let's talk somewhere else."
*
"So, what do we have to talk about?"
Yunxi sat in the car with the two of them, propping up his chin in boredom: "Do you want to know why I destroyed the circus back then? Or do you want to know why I am stealing your people's rocking pants now?"
Before the female psychic could speak, the subordinate who had been led by Yunxi for a period of time spoke directly: "Sir! I believe you! Whether it is murder, arson, or stealing, these are definitely not your intentions..."
Yunxi: ...?
Is this believable? The turtle is a day student and the turtle doesn't live in school anymore.
Yunxi forced herself to hold back, and then looked at the female psychic beside her whose game [Probe] showed a force value of 202: "Do you think so too?"
The other party must be of high status, right? After all, he was the first person he had seen who had no offensive means and a force value of over 200. Couldn't he empathize with other officials?
The female psychic was calm: "Yeah, just some external objects." Anyway, Yunxi doesn't steal women's panties.
Yunxi:.
Okay, it will make it easier for him to frame others later.
"So? You haven't told me yet. What do you want from me?" Yunxi's tone was a little impatient. "I have something else to do. If you don't tell me, I'll leave."
The dark-haired man looked like he was on the verge of tears.
But it was obvious that he knew Yunxi would not take him with her, so he just looked at Yunxi and said nothing.
The female psychic glanced at her subordinate, then turned to Yunxi with a serious expression: "Mr. Yunxi, I see the embryonic form of tragedy in you."
"Some people may think that you are the cause of all this trouble, but I must tell you that no matter what happens, the fault is absolutely not yours."
"And, whether you love or hate this world, it is your freedom."
Yunxi: “…Huh?”
No way, again? Do I have to remind him that the savior must die in the end?
Yunxi and the psychic who said such unlucky words stared at each other.
The black-haired man beside him looked even more heartbroken.
If the occasion hadn't been inappropriate, he would probably have burst into tears like he did when he was a child.
In such a strange atmosphere, Yunxi suddenly thought of something.
Yunxi asked: "Is this your attitude, or the attitude of all of Russia?"
Female Psychic: "If I want, I have the power to make it the attitude of the whole of Russia."
"Okay." Yunxi accepted this and opened the car door. "Then you can ask those Russians to cooperate with you."
Two people: ???
They didn't understand what Yunxi was going to do, but soon they found out.
Watching the short video of the Armed Detective Agency building a castle with the pants of Russian political leaders, which was broadcast live to the whole society, the female psychic took a deep breath amid the collapse of others.
"First...let's make a public statement condemning the Armed Detective Agency."
She said with difficulty, "Warn them to stop this immediately and apologize publicly, otherwise we will send out the army to bring these people who insulted Russia to justice."
The subordinate was in a daze: "Okay, okay..."
*
"Neon", "Yokohama", "Armed Detective Agency".
After a series of crimes, these three terms became the hottest words in the world, and the Armed Detective Agency became the object of common hatred for people all over the world.
It is said that the members of the Armed Detective Agency are a group of guys who have special abilities but do nothing and finally choose to take revenge on society.
They stole the leggings of Russian politicians and brought them back to Yokohama to build a castle. They arrested top Japanese politicians, sprinkled them with itching powder, and refused to scratch them. They replaced materials destined for India for aircraft carriers with scrap and laughed heartily when the carriers crashed. They gave seagulls laxatives in front of animal rights and environmentalists. They even soaked their feet upstream in streams belonging to primitive African tribes, claiming they had athlete's foot but that the bacteria were good for primitive people's health.
There is solid evidence for every incident, and the social response to every incident is extremely enthusiastic.
The Armed Detective Agency was condemned by this country today and that country tomorrow, and thus became a rat crossing the street and the public enemy of the people.
The members of the Armed Detective Agency were forced to flee everywhere. The first thing they did every day when they opened their phones was to go online and click on the #Armed Detective AgencyDevil Boy Comes to the World# tag on the hot search to see what blame they had taken for others and what bad things they had done.
The same is true today.
In a temporary base, Yosano's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "Come and see, what else can we do today?"
They have learned from their previous experience and avoided contact with everyone. She still doesn't believe that the mastermind behind the scenes can put the blame on them for the bad things she did this time!
Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at his phone and said seriously, "Today is..."
Edogawa Ranpo suddenly opened his eyes: "Wait! President! Don't connect to the internet yet!"
It's too late.
The network was successfully loaded on Fukuzawa Yukichi's mobile phone, and new entries related to the Armed Detective Agency appeared.
The content of the entry is surprisingly——
#Armed Detective Agency uses hacking methods to pay the minimum social security amount for all graduating college students#
#The flower planting party expressed strong condemnation#
#7.5 million fresh graduates who planted flowers were set up by the Armed Detective Agency#
#Armed Detective Agency Devil Boy is born again#
Because the president was still silent, the members of the Armed Detective Agency who were actively leaning over to see what was happening said:
Ahh ...
When have they ever done something like this? Why would they do this? What good would it do to them?!
Compared to the flower-growing college students, they are the ones who have really been set up!!!
Nakajima Atsushi was also nearly devastated, but he still held onto a glimmer of hope: "When did the Armed Detective Agency become so wealthy? Won't those people realize something's wrong?"
Yosano took a deep breath and regained his expression. "I can guess. They'll definitely say that the Armed Detective Agency used Atsushi-kun to defraud the Shibusawa family of their money."
At this point, she clapped her hands twice. "That's impressive! The Armed Detective Agency can even take the blame for the loss of Neon's assets."
Nakajima Atsushi:.
This time, Nakajima Atsushi also started screaming in his heart——
He hadn't even met Mr. Bai Qilin in person, how could he do such a thing!
The damn mastermind! Although he doesn’t know who the person is, if he can find him, he will definitely not let him go easily!!!
At this time, Yunxi, the mastermind behind the incident that Nakajima Atsushi was targeting, had just found a hotel for him, Gogol, and Sigma to stay in for the night.
Yunxi had been running around all day and felt that he must be dirty, so he was now taking a hot bath.
Suddenly, Yunxi couldn't help but say, "A-choo! A-choo!"
"The weather is getting colder?" Yunxi tilted her head in confusion.
The next second, Yunxi reached out, turned up the water temperature a little, and continued to take a bath with her eyes squinted, occasionally imitating a goldfish by blowing a few bubbles underwater.
The long black hair spread out in the water, and only occasionally moved by the flow of water, it looked like a quiet coral.
Yunxi: "Gurgle..." So comfortable, this is what life is all about...
"It would be nice if Kolya could hang out with the players, but with the naive and clingy Sigma here, forget it... Gululu..."
At the same time, outside, Gogol and Sigma, who were missed by Yunxi, were sitting opposite each other, thinking frantically.
To be honest, Gogol and Sigma's relationship used to be very ordinary.
Gogol is somewhat interested in Sigma, but not much, while Sigma is terrified of Gogol. If it weren't for Gogol's exceptionally enthusiastic and histrionic personality, and Sigma's habit of giving others a bit of face, the two of them would be incredibly awkward together.
But now it’s different. After a few days of framing the Armed Detective Agency, a very deep revolutionary friendship has developed between Gogol and Sigma.
They even lay in the same bed for several nights in a row, one holding Yunxi's left hand, the other holding Yunxi's right hand, with one eye on guard while the other kept watch, for fear that someone would secretly run away with the other.
If Gogol's ability was not spatial, Sigma would probably have asked for two locks on the door, one for him and one for Gogol, with each of them holding a key to ensure that no one could escape alone.
But neither of them wanted this kind of friendship at all.
After staring at each other for who knows how long, Gogol finally gave a dry laugh. "Haha, do we really have to prevent a world war a few decades from now? Or why not just forget it? Clowns don't have that much sense of justice..."
Sigma suddenly raised his hands to cover his face: "...No objection!"
after all--
Once the Armed Detective Agency is cleared of all wrongdoings and the truth is revealed, the plan of [The Five Decays of Heaven and Man] will succeed, and World War II will indeed be averted. However, the next World War will begin with them!!!
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Author's words: This is the bonus update of "One Hundred Questions for Couples - Joint Edition" 1 in the featured section [Sprinkle flowers]
It’s a question and answer session with the super cute Yunxi, Guozi, Xia Meng, Shize, the God of Destiny, and Fei Jia!
PS: Thanks to the lovely Xiang Chaosheng for [Busy Master Yunxi is taking care of his two little birds again (but one is a Coria, the other is also a Coria)] and [Yunxi (ID photo version)]! Gu is on the character card, adults please see [Cat's Paw]
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