Chapter 43 Chapter 43 Cute Slavic Little Boy
Yunxi soon realized that little Gogol was peeping.
There are three reasons.
First, Yunxi himself is very strong, second, Gogol is not as strong as he will be in the future, and third, the alarms in the game system have never stopped, and Yunxi is almost out of tricks.
Yunxi couldn't bear to harm the pure, innocent, cute and pitiful little Gogol, but he didn't want to be kicked out of the game, so every time little Gogol came, he would think of a way to save the situation.
The whole day could be simply described as "Little Gogol cleverly used a series of tricks, and other employees were mistakenly sent to the guillotine."
In the morning, little Gogol stole two fried buns from Yunxi.
Yunxi suddenly jumped up with a "tsk" sound, overturned the table with a "bang", and shouted loudly, "Since anyone dares to touch my food, don't eat it." He kicked the wall (physical) and left angrily, leaving the others to pick up the food that fell on the ground, wipe the dust off and continue eating, while little Gogol continued to eat with the clean food in his hands.
The circus members, and the young Gogol being stared at by them: ...
At noon, little Gogol made a surprise return during training and saw Yunxi secretly teasing the little white bird he had left there on purpose.
Before little Gogol could say anything, Yunxi kicked the acrobat who was slacking off nearby and said, "You can't even stand on the rope as long as a bird. What's the point of keeping you here?" The acrobat was so scared that he trembled and quickly left to continue training.
Acrobat, Little Gogol who caught the bird: ...
In the afternoon, little Gogol was harassed by a pedophile member of the circus.
Yunxi was attracted by the cry of the little white bird. Without saying anything, he chopped off Jinjiang, the pedophile who was exposed in front of Xiao Guoge, with his knife. After he was done, he explained with confidence:
"I think you're quite pretty. Coincidentally, I have a bit of a fetish for demon lovers. I'll chop you off. That way, when you're done playing with the little boy, you can come back and play with him for me. Haha, that's really beautiful."
The pedophile felt like he had lost all his desires. Little Gogol watched Yunxi cut up Ding Ding and stuffed it back into the pedophile's mouth: ...
At night, while performing for the audience, little Gogol was cornered by a giant beast.
Although Xiao Gogol seemed to be deliberately provoking the beast, Yunxi still rushed onto the stage and dismembered the beast that drooled at Xiao Gogol. Yunxi explained to the audience that she did this: "Sorry, I couldn't help it. I have Chao Xiong."
Little Gogol, who didn't believe it but didn't dare to scold the circus audience and was protected by Chao Xiong: ...
Late at night, little Gogol couldn't understand why Yunxi did this, so he took the little white bird and quietly ran to Yunxi's house to observe Yunxi.
He had only watched for a short while when Yunxi suddenly stood up and rushed out, rushed to the rooms of other members, picked up all the other members who were sleeping, and slapped each of them, demanding why no one had greeted him at three in the morning. He said that it would be fine for today, but if they didn't come tomorrow, he would kill them all.
Little Gogol returned with doubts, and the other members of the circus were in despair.
Not only are they tormented during the day, but they're also tormented at night. Do they want to let people live?!
By the way, do they really have to greet the group leader at 3 a.m.? Wouldn't the group leader be angry if they went there?
They wanted to ask, but they didn't dare to ask, nor did they dare to risk their lives.
The next day, they got up at three o'clock in the morning to pay their respects to the group leader.
At this time, Yunxi was being stared at by little Gogol who was lying on the beam, so he shouted, "Are you trying to murder me by not letting me sleep?!" and beat up everyone again.
The circus members with bruised faces and noses:.
The situation is different every day... Help, it seems like they have entered into some weird rules.
But they were still thinking actively at this time. Time soon came to the third day, and they felt that the rules today would definitely change back.
So they went to pay their respects at three in the morning, but Yunxi, who was disgusted by their stench, forcibly grabbed them all and threw them into a simple semi-automatic washing machine.
In such a small space, they couldn't take a shower properly because it was too crowded. Many people realized halfway through their shower that they were washing other people's arms and legs.
Someone couldn't help but complain to Yunxi, so Yunxi started the washing machine directly.
They spun and crashed in the washing machine, screaming and wailing, begging for someone to come and save them. Yunxi explained to the attracted little Gogol outside: "It's nothing, they are just imitating the ancient style of young men."
"Listen, what they're saying now is, 'Sir, would you please join me for a swim? It's so hot, wouldn't it be wonderful for us to play in the water together?'"
After saying that, Yunxi reached out and, with the help of a semi-automatic washing machine, effortlessly slapped everyone in the face. "Not only did you trick your adult companions into going in, but you even wanted to get minors in the water with you in such cold weather. How can you be so vicious?!"
The circus members were too lazy to refute the leader.
They just blew bubbles half-deadly and prayed in their hearts -
Seeking liberation tutorial.
The liberation tutorial was quickly obtained. The next day, many of them adopted their companions' suggestion of "hanging themselves" and were kicked down by Yunxi with a series of flying kicks. He also sternly warned them, "No swinging in the house!"
Circus people:.
Is this what it feels like to be unloved?
They seemed to want to die even more.
In short, Yunxi was tortured terribly by the circus people during this period. If they could not see the audience every day, this group of people would think that they were not in a circus, but in the eighteen levels of hell where they were raped by fate all day long.
Fortunately, Yunxi still has some conscience, and Yunxi is also afraid that all the people in the circus will be tortured to death.
This way he would not tolerate little Gogol taking advantage of him in the future.
So, Yunxi set her sights on the audience again.
Today, Yunxi creatively started the competition between humans and animals for the first time, and let little Gogol lead the animals halfway through the competition, and then took the animals down to rest, leaving only the lucky audience to act as clowns.
The lucky spectator was completely oblivious to what was happening nearby. The cheers and encouragement from the crowd almost coaxed him into a fetus. He became more and more excited and crazy... He even shouted as he exerted himself:
"Victory! Victory! Mankind has triumphed in its struggle against the beasts!"
The kids in the stands were even more excited than him:
"People are performing! People are performing! Mom and Dad, look, it's people performing!"
Adults in the stands: ...Stop laughing, you idiot! Stop laughing!
The atmosphere became more and more heated, and the circus became more and more lively.
Seeing this, Yunxi in the backstage slowly raised the corners of her lips: "Heh."
It’s easy to create the character of a circus leader!
Little Gogol, who had just returned to the backstage with the animals, said: ...
Little Gogol stuck his head out to look at the audience who were competing hard in the stage area, then turned around and looked at the circus director who was watching the performance with the help of other circus members in the backstage area.
This time, little Gogol also showed a very convinced expression.
If he were the adult Gogol who would understand Yunxi very well in the future, he would definitely say, "My God, I am so extraordinary that I am the opposite of Tiangang."
But he wasn't, so he just put on an exaggerated smile when Yunxi saw him. "Captain! I know, it's my turn to go on stage soon. I will definitely handle this situation well and won't let the lucky audience have a bad impression of the circus!"
Yunxi, who was originally laughing awkwardly:.
Yes, little Gogol is going to go on stage.
Yunxi finally realized that she seemed to have unintentionally tricked little Gogol.
Yunxi awkwardly watched the little Gogol in white clothes leave with the little white bird on his shoulder, then turned around suddenly and looked at the circus members behind him.
Yunxi began to ponder: "Hmm...who among you has the easier job?"
If he activates [Gem King's Abnormality] now to kill one of them and give the other's job to Little Gogol, it should still be in time, right?
Yunxi's eyes were so undisguised that the circus members were trembling with fear, but they did not dare not report it, for fear that Yunxi would kill them all in anger.
But after they finished speaking one by one, Yunxi discovered that the job of a tamer was a bit like hard labor, but it was indeed the easiest to get started.
The requirements for other jobs are more difficult than the last, especially the clown job. Whoever plays it is a clown.
Yunxi finally understood why all the people here were criminals. To work in this industry, one does need to be a bit mentally twisted. Those who are not mentally twisted would probably jump to death while still in the internship period.
"Hmm..." Yunxi stared at them for a while, then gave up with regret, "Forget it, I'll spare your lives."
Employees: “Thank you, thank you, Captain.”
Yunxi closed her eyes and said, "Don't just thank me, come here and give me a leg massage."
Employees: “Okay, okay!”
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After seeing off this group of guests, Yunxi finished her dinner comfortably, returned to her room and lay down on the bed.
Yunxi planned to go to bed early today. To be more specific, he would go to bed after counting the money he earned today.
But little Gogol took his little white bird and lay on the beam of Yunxi's house again.
Yunxi:.
Yunxi felt that little Gogol was sometimes really too much.
Yunxi stopped counting the money and spoke to the void, "You know what? There's a saying that goes, 'When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares back at you.'"
“…”
Yunxi took a step back: "It's not that you are not allowed to look at the abyss. You can look at it, but you can't look at it for too long."
“…”
Yunxi took two steps back: "You can watch it for a short while every day. This is called watching it in moderation and with a plan."
“…”
Yunxi was unwilling to take the third step back.
He couldn't stand it any longer, so he activated his special ability and blasted directly towards the beam: "I told you to stop staring, but you still kept staring! Do you think I'm the invigilator for the CET-4 and CET-6 exams? You're going to stare even if you die?!"
Yunxi knew that Xiao Gogol had awakened his special ability [coat], so she dared to attack him directly, but for some reason, Xiao Gogol had no intention of hiding at all.
By the time Yunxi realized something was wrong and forcibly canceled her special ability, little Gogol had already fallen down from above in a deceptive manner.
The not-so-bright little white bird was also frightened by this scene. It tried to grab little Gogol with its claws and fly, but little Gogol was too heavy.
Soon, with a "bang", little Gogol and the little white bird fell heavily on Yunxi's bed.
"Captain, I didn't mean to disturb you." Little Gogol quickly got up. He ignored the little white bird that had fallen and got close to Yunxi. "It's just that my room is too small and too shabby..."
Yunxi looked as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.
It's not that he can't believe what he said, but could little Gogol please stop leaning towards him while he says it?
How old is this Gogol? Is it abnormal to be in heat at this age?
However, Yunxi pushed little Gogol away, and little Gogol came over again. Yunxi tried to persuade little Gogol gently, but little Gogol was completely disobedient.
Finally, Yunxi realized something.
The more gentle the players are, the more excited Little Gogol becomes. And the game panel that doesn't warn the players even when the players are so gentle seems to indicate the same thing.
Players seem to—
I think he likes this cute Slavic boy like Gogol!!!
Yunxi was really convinced this time.
"Alright, whatever you want." Yunxi gave up resisting. He made some space for little Gogol so that he could sleep with his pillow. "I'm going to sleep now. You can sleep here if you want."
"By the way, the straight-forward little bird is not allowed on the bed." Yunxi added, "It can just sleep on the table."
Little Gogol wanted to ask if these were the only requirements, but he saw the adult in front of him closed his eyes and fell asleep all of a sudden.
Little Gogol:?
Little Gogol probed: "Captain? Captain?"
I could only hear the other person's shallow breathing, and it seemed that the other person was really asleep.
Little Gogol did not give up. He closed his mouth and continued to observe the other person with his eyes.
The other person's facial features were exceptionally soft, and his long, inky black hair was smoother than anyone else's. It was now casually draped behind him, revealing only a hint of the turquoise glow of his earrings and his fair, soft skin.
Ah, the other party moved and revealed his most vulnerable throat to him. It seemed that he was really asleep.
After confirming it, little Gogol was attracted by the pair of turquoise earrings that he had never seen before.
Little Gogol stretched out his hand, wanting to steal one with his coat, but the little white bird over there suddenly flapped its wings and flew straight towards the leader, as if it also wanted to sleep close to him.
Little Gogol mercilessly teleported the bird back and raised a finger: "Shh."
Don't get in the way.
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Author's note: Tomorrow is a 7k chapter! [狗头叼玫瑰]
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