Chapter 2 The Abused Male Protagonist (Catching Bugs)
Shen Yuan never understood what the purpose of Shen Qingqiu, such a scumbag who was so keen on courting death, was.
In his previous life, Shen Qingqiu came from a well-off family, and was somewhat of a second-generation rich man. He had two older brothers who would definitely inherit the family business in the future, and a younger sister who was loved and they had a very good relationship.
He knew long ago that even if he lived a life of idleness and waited for death, he would still have enough food to eat. Perhaps because he grew up in a relaxed and comfortable environment without competitive pressure, he always thought that as long as the total number of competitors was greater than 10, ranking within the top ten was a good result.
Therefore, he never had a common language with those who liked to dominate the world.
The original Shen Qingqiu has skills, qualifications, and a pretentious manner. He has status and reputation, and is supported by the world's largest sect with no worries about money. Why does he have to pick on the protagonist, a grassroots person, and all he thinks about all day is to beat and scold the protagonist, and to order others to beat and scold the protagonist?
Even though Luo Binghe is extremely talented, has excellent comprehension, and is a master... he shouldn't be so jealous, right?
But you can't blame him for being such a bad-tempered villain. There are many villains like him in the book, but he is an exceptionally bad-tempered one.
What can you do? The biggest boss in this book is the protagonist himself. How dare the light of a firefly compete with the sun and the moon?
He was revered as "Xiu Ya Jian" in the cultivation world, so naturally his appearance and temperament couldn't be considered too bad.
For example, now, Shen Qingqiu looked left and right, and even if he was looking at the brass mirror that was as mushy as porridge, he was generally satisfied.
This man has a handsome face, dark eyebrows, thin lips, and a scholarly air. In addition, he has a slender body and long legs, so he can be considered a handsome man. Although his real age is unknown, this is a book. Shen Qingqiu has the cultivation level of the middle stage of the Golden Core, so he perfectly maintains the appearance of a young man. He is many times more handsome than what he imagined in his mind when reading books.
Although I can't compare with Luo Binghe.
As soon as Shen Qingqiu thought of Luo Binghe, his head immediately ached.
He wanted to go check on Luo Binghe who was locked up in the woodshed, but just as he took a step forward, the harsh warning sound rang in his mind again.
[Warning! OOC warning! 'Shen Qingqiu' will not take the initiative to visit Luo Binghe. ]
Shen Qingqiu said angrily: "Okay. Then I can send someone to call him over."
He thought for a moment and called out, "Ming Fan!"
A tall and thin boy of about sixteen years old came in from outside the door and said, "Disciple is here. Master, what can I do for you?"
Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but take a few more glances at him. He saw that he looked quite decent, though he had a bit of a pointed face and monkey cheeks. He sighed in his heart: He really does look like cannon fodder.
This is Ming Fan, the eldest disciple of Shen Qingqiu in the original work and Luo Binghe’s senior brother.
This is the lowest level of cannon fodder in the legend!
Needless to say, things like locking Luo Binghe out of the dormitory late at night and deliberately giving him the wrong introductory secret manual were all planned and participated in by him. Whenever Shen Qingqiu wanted to mess with Luo Binghe on a whim, he would be his most capable assistant and the most active responder.
In view of the ending of this person's original work, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel a bit of sympathy when looking at the child: "Go and bring Binghe over."
Ming Fan was wondering in his heart: Master used to call Luo Binghe "that little beast", "evil creature", "bastard", "vertebra", and he never even called him by his name properly, how come he suddenly called him so intimately.
But he naturally didn't dare to ask more questions about his master's instructions. He immediately ran to the woodshed and kicked the door twice: "Come out! Master is calling you!"
Shen Qingqiu paced in the room, while studying the system in his mind in full swing.
The system did its best to answer his questions.
[B-style means the style of pretending to be B. The higher the B-style, the higher the level, the more elegant and classy it is. ]
So, how should we improve our B-grade?
[1. Change the stupid plot and improve the IQ of the villain and supporting characters; 2. Avoid the thunder points; 3. Ensure the protagonist's satisfaction; 4. Complete the unrevealed plot. ]
Shen Qingqiu analyzed them one by one.
That is to say, he not only has to clean up the mess of Shen Qingqiu, the original who has made a lot of enemies, but also has to save other characters from making messes;
He doesn't even know if he can save his own life, but he still has to ensure that the protagonist has a good reputation, limelight, and girls;
Not only did the author not fill up those unsolved tiankeng mysteries, he had to fill them up himself with a shovel.
hehe.
Xiang Tian Da Fei Ji Ju said that the goal of the book "The Proud Immortal and Demonic Path" is very clear, and every word written is for one purpose, and that is to have fun.
Especially the part where the male protagonist, who has turned evil, pretends to be innocent, plays the role of a pig to eat the tiger, and abuses the villain, is so straightforward and refreshing. So it became very popular, and the more it was written, the longer it became, even longer than the foot binding.
Shen Qingqiu said that just the task of memorizing the plot was very stressful for him. There were many potential pitfalls, and he couldn't guarantee that he could avoid them all!
Shen Qingqiu: "What kind of plot is not stupid?"
[There is no specific standard, it depends on the reader's subjective feelings. ]
“This crappy article still has readers.” Shen Qingqiu snorted, completely forgetting that he was just a “loyal” reader who paid for the v-version and read it to the end…
After a pause, Shen Qingqiu continued to ask: "Then how many points do you need to accumulate before the initial stage mission will be released?"
System: [Depends on the specific situation. When the requirements are met, a system notification will be automatically issued.]
Specific analysis of specific problems is really a panacea.
Shen Qingqiu sneered, heard the sound of the door opening, turned around, and saw a young man walking in.
Although his body was unsteady, he still managed to stand up straight and called out, "Master."
The smile that Shen Qingqiu had just condensed on his lips suddenly froze.
I'm going to die! This male protagonist's face, which will charm everyone from 80-year-old women to infant girls, and can be called the gender-transformed Marilyn Sue, has been beaten into this state. He is definitely dead!
However, even with a tortured and scarred face, the protagonist is still worthy of being the protagonist!
Luo Binghe's eyes were still as bright as morning stars, what a fresh and handsome young man.
That resolute and humble look revealed his noble and unyielding character;
That straight back and figure represent his unyielding pride!
In an instant, long paragraphs of parallel sentences gushed out from the bottom of Shen Qingqiu's heart, mixed with various rhetorical techniques, vying to generate countless flattering words, which almost blurted out!
Fortunately, Shen Qingqiu pulled himself in before the cliff, thinking to himself, this was a close call, the protagonist was set up so well, he almost couldn't control himself!
Seeing Luo Binghe limping in, struggling to kneel, Shen Qingqiu's mouth twitched, thinking, "I can't bear your bow. If you bow to me today, I might be cut off by you in the future!" He immediately stopped him and said, "No need."
He waved his hand and threw out a small bottle: "This is medicine." Finally, he said in a sarcastic tone: "Don't let others see it, or they will think that I am abusing my disciples at Qingjing Peak."
Shen Qingqiu got into the role very quickly. He bravely took the action of delivering the medicine, but chose a rather bad attitude, which was in line with Shen Qingqiu's nature of being a hypocritical gentleman who did bad things but was afraid of being discovered.
As expected, the system did not issue an ooc prompt, and Shen Qingqiu breathed a sigh of relief.
Luo Binghe originally thought that the master had called him here to continue "teaching" him, but he never expected that he was actually giving him medicine. He was stunned at first, and then he respectfully took the small bottle with both hands and thanked sincerely: "Thank you, master, for the medicine."
Luo Binghe's face was still full of childishness at this time, and his smile was genuine and warm, like the rising sun.
Shen Qingqiu stared at it for a moment, then turned away.
The protagonist's character before he turned evil was definitely a good boy with a good family background. He would shine with a little sunshine, and if you voted for him, he would give you ten points in return. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is a little sheep.
Luo Binghe then happily continued: "Disciple will work harder in the future and will not let Master down."
Uh, no, if you work twice as hard, your former master will probably be disappointed...
If Shen Qingqiu had not read "The Proud Immortal and the Devil's Path", he would definitely feel very sad and shed tears for Luo Binghe in this situation.
However, he had experienced the rich and colorful psychological activities of Luo Binghe after he turned evil from the perspective of a god. His face was gentle like a humble gentleman, but in his heart he was thinking about how to pull out the tendons, pull out the bones, peel off the skin and expose it to the sun in the future.
【Luo Binghe smiled and said: "I have come to repay the humiliation I have suffered in the past a hundredfold today. Anyone who hurts my hands and feet, I will cut off his limbs and grind his bones into ashes."】
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Later, he really cut Shen Qingqiu into a human stick.
If I say I'm going to mess with you, I'll mess with you. You can't live, and you can't die. This domineering and sour expression is similar to the one used by Tianliang Wang to break the truth. To sum up the essence of it, it can be summed up in four words: "Haha, idiot."
Therefore, although Luo Binghe's current situation is indeed sympathetic, Shen Qingqiu thinks more about his own future fate.
According to his conclusion, the more pitiful Luo Binghe is now, the more wicked and wanton his smile will be when he steps on someone's head in the future.
Shen Qingqiu sat in the rosewood chair, and in a tone that was not too intimate, he said: "Binghe, how is your introductory training going?"
The sound of "Binghe" gave him goosebumps all over his back. Luo Binghe's back also shuddered, as if he was not used to it. However, he still smiled a little shyly: "My disciple is stupid, and I still... don't get the point."
Shen Qingqiu was so angry that God knew how much he wanted to use a loud speaker to yell in Luo Binghe's ear: Holding a fake mental method, it's good enough if you don't go crazy. It would be strange if you can get the key points! Young man, follow me! Let the master teach you the correct mental method!
The demonic alarm sounded non-stop. Shen Qingqiu shouted to the system in his heart: "Is it not okay for me to just think about it?! Of course I know this is against the rules!"
He could only continue casually: "I punished you today out of impatience. Time flies, I think you have been my disciple for quite some time, how old are you this year?"
Luo Binghe said obediently: "Disciple is fourteen years old."
Oh. Fourteen.
Shen Qingqiu held his forehead.
That is to say, at this time, Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe, master and disciple, had already experienced the incident of being forced to kneel at the mountain gate, the incident of being beaten by fellow disciples at Qingjing Peak, the incident of being hung up and beaten for "butting" the master, the incident of being punished with hard labor for breaking a magic weapon... and other glorious past achievements [hand gesture].