Chapter 38 Water Prison 2.0
Luo Binghe looked gloomy, and paced back and forth in front of him with his hands behind his back.
Shen Qingqiu was just thinking that he should be thinking about how to frame him, when he saw Luo Binghe suddenly turn around.
He said in a stern voice: "Master, may I ask if all the crimes committed by the demons in the world who have killed people or massacred cities should be blamed on me?"
Shen Qingqiu raised his eyebrows.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Luo Binghe slowly clenched his fists and said, "You clearly trusted me so much before, but now you suspect that I have ulterior motives. Is the difference between realms and races really so important that it can completely change Master's attitude towards a person?"
No, you didn't get the point. The key is not the difference between the realms and races, but the difference between the male protagonist and the scum villain!
The original owner, Luo Binghe, never had the hobby of hiding his true face in front of the scum villain who was about to die. Judging from the situation, it didn't seem like he was going to kill him immediately.
Shen Qingqiu felt more confident and was more courageous when he spoke again.
Shen Qingqiu said: "In that case, I also have something to ask you."
Luo Binghe tilted his head and said, "Disciple, I am listening respectfully."
Shen Qingqiu said: "You sneaked into the Huanhua Palace, if it wasn't for ulterior motives, then what was your intention?"
This was really a question he particularly wanted to ask.
Why on earth? ! Why would the male protagonist not follow the original thinking and plot?
Hearing this, Luo Binghe seemed stunned, and moved his lips but said nothing.
If you can't explain it, don't blame people for suspecting you of having ulterior motives... But there's something wrong with you, male protagonist!
In the original work, the mouth cannon can single-handedly fight against the Tongue Lotus of Cangqiong Mountain? !
Shen Qingqiu said: "Can't answer?"
I told you long ago, this is the price you pay for playing the Wujian dungeon too fast and not practicing hard to gain points. Look, you haven't practiced your skills enough, right! ?
Luo Binghe lowered his head. In the dim dungeon, the water and the fire flickered, and it was impossible to see the expression on his face.
After a long silence, Luo Binghe suddenly said, "I hope Master can answer me sincerely."
Pursing his lips, he added stiffly: "Just one sentence."
Shen Qingqiu said: "Speak."
Luo Binghe paused and took a deep breath.
He whispered, "Do you regret it?"
Shen Qingqiu thought he had heard wrongly.
He kept silent, his eyes rolling, looking at Luo Binghe from head to toe.
This "do you regret it" of course only asked one thing. The full text without abbreviation is to ask him if he regrets kicking Luo Binghe into the endless abyss.
Why did Luo Binghe ask him this question?
Nonsense. Of course he regretted it. But is there any point in asking such a question? !
Shen Qingqiu's temples were twitching when suddenly a huge pop-up window popped up in front of him.
System: [Please see multiple choice questions:
Option A: Regret. As a teacher, I have regretted it for a long time. I have been regretting it all the time in the past few years.
Option B: (sneer) Seeing you like this now, I know there is no need to regret!
Option c: Remain silent. 】
…
Can I die?
Is this what you upgraded to?
What the hell is in that bracket? ! I even set the tone and expression, do you think this is a galgame——
It's not as good as the original low-level version. Someone come and give me a system 1.0 installation package - I thank him and his whole family!
Shen Qingqiu's face was full of black lines: "A is too fake! I don't even believe that I am Luo Binghe, and I still have a bad heart! What's the matter with B?! Are you dissatisfied with him for not strangling me to death last time? Only an idiot would say that!"
System: [Please select.]
Shen Qingqiu: C! "
System: [Image Philosophy Depth +10.]
Shen Qingqiu: "Who can tell me how this 'image philosophy depth' is calculated?"
He just looked straight ahead and remained silent.
Luo Binghe could not wait for an answer, and his tightly clenched fists slowly loosened. He said self-deprecatingly: "I am stupid enough to ask Master this question even though I know the answer."
Shen Qingqiu made up his mind not to say a word to him from now on.
This is so wrong.
If he hadn't known that Luo Binghe was the total energy source of all systems in this world, Shen Qingqiu would definitely suspect that he had been penetrated.
If it weren't for the God's perspective that allowed Shen Qingqiu to see through the plot, he would definitely have doubted... Luo Binghe might really be that sad.
Silence is golden, talking too much leads to mistakes. Shen Qingqiu closed his eyes and sat cross-legged.
There was silence from the other side, and then Luo Binghe's cool and gentle voice came.
"Master, you are always quiet. You used to be able to say a few more words to me, but now you won't say that."
After a pause, his tone suddenly changed, and he said with a sneer: "But it doesn't matter, I have plenty of ways to make you speak."
You are unhappy when you speak, and you are also unhappy when you don’t speak. Why bother!
As soon as he finished the last sentence, Shen Qingqiu suddenly opened his eyes.
There was a slight stabbing pain coming from deep in my lower abdomen.
After a moment, the stinging pain disappeared, replaced by a strange feeling as if something was crawling in my blood vessels.
The blood of the devil had been lurking for many days and had completely adapted to the environment inside the host's body. At this time, it was inspired by the original owner, condensed into a worm, and began to explore around in the dirty body.
Luo Binghe said slowly: "Spleen, kidneys, heart, liver, and lungs."
Every time he mentioned a place, there was an extremely strange itching pain. It was really itchy and painful, like rows of tiny teeth gnawing at me, accompanied by a burning sensation.
Although it's not heartbreaking, it's bearable.
Shen Qingqiu couldn't sit still any longer, and he bent down involuntarily, with the urge to curl up into a ball. Cold sweat dripped down his chin like the wet water.
The male protagonist's style is finally right, but it's his turn to be in trouble. My mother's stomach hurts so much, is this how it feels when a girl has her period? !
Luo Binghe said gently: "Master, where do you want it to bite?"
I don’t want to go anywhere!!! No, it hasn’t taken the bite yet?! What will it feel like when it takes the bite!!!
Shen Qingqiu slapped the system: "Can you think of a solution? After all, I am still your customer, right?!"
System: [Do you want to activate the key item: Fake Jade Guanyin? Kind reminder: This item can only be used once. ]
Shen Qingqiu: "What is Luo Binghe's anger value now?"
System: [30 points.]
Shen Qingqiu: "Why is it so low? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake? It's totally unscientific!"
A magic weapon that can eliminate 5000 points can't deal with 30 points!
Shen Qingqiu: "Are there any other options? What is the second best-rated option in the industry?"
System: [Do you want to enable the scenario pusher? ]
…This name may not sound very high-end. But since it is the second-best choice in the industry, let’s go with it!
Shen Qingqiu poked decisively!
Luo Binghe sneered: "You don't want to look at me, nor talk to me, do you think it's dirty?"
As he said that, he suddenly took a step forward and snorted, "If that's the case, then it's not what you want!" He reached out and grabbed Shen Qingqiu's shoulder.
Seeing his move, Shen Qingqiu subconsciously dodged. Luo Binghe missed and only caught a piece of cloth. The outer robe was originally blown to pieces by the whip of the young palace mistress. With this tug, most of it was torn off from the shoulder with a swish sound.
Neither of them had expected this development. They were both stunned and petrified on the spot.
Shen Qingqiu had just been splashed with ice water all over his head and face. Now, his clothes and hair were sticking to his fair skin, and the red-thin immortal ropes were entangled around his body. Even though the expression on his face was one of astonishment that couldn't be more righteous, he still looked extremely...improper.
Luo Binghe's eyes suddenly widened.
After a while, he suddenly reacted, as if he was burned by a branding iron, and immediately turned around!
As a result of his avoidance, the blood snakes that had been stirring in the dirt seemed to be frightened and scattered like birds and beasts. The obvious blockage in the blood vessels just now disappeared immediately.
Shen Qingqiu took a breath and roared in his heart: My period doesn't hurt anymore!
So how does this little pusher of the scene work?! It might as well be called the little expert of exploding clothes, just to make him explode his clothes?! What is the principle? Is it to take advantage of Luo Binghe's physiological disgust after seeing a man half naked?!
Luo Binghe stood stiffly for a while with his back to him, as if he didn't know what to do with his limbs. Suddenly, he quickly took off his outer robe and threw it behind him.
The hood of his coat covered Shen Qingqiu's face.
Shen Qingqiu: “…”
What does this mean?
This scene...why does it seem so familiar and make me feel so uncomfortable?
Why does it remind people of the classic cliché of "After the ravaged girl is rescued, her boyfriend puts a warm coat on her"? !
Shen Qingqiu felt his hair stand on end, unable to accept it, he raised his arm to let the dark-colored robe slide off his shoulders.
The soft and delicate outer robe fell to the ground, and the silver halo flowed along the extremely fine streamlined dark pattern. Luo Binghe heard the rustling sound, turned around and saw the outer robe fell to the ground. Shen Qingqiu carefully pushed it back to this side twice. In fact, he was still considering whether to fold it over Luo Binghe. Who knew that he was just considering it and hadn't made a move yet? When he raised his head, Luo Binghe had already turned around, with bright and dazzling fire reflected in his eyes, and he seemed to be furious. The veins on the back of his hand were prominent, and his knuckles flexed and stretched a few times, and he suddenly hit a few critical hits as if to vent his anger.
These shots were actually a series of blows, without any aiming. Several of them hit the lake surface, creating huge splashes of water in the distance; another shot hit the wall of the cave, creating a huge hole directly. Rocks rolled down, and the torches were shaken and fell into the lake, but they did not go out. Instead, they floated on the water and continued to burn. The firelight made Luo Binghe's face flicker, and he looked ghostly.
He slowly withdrew his hand and said, "I almost forgot, Master will definitely not like anything that the demons touch."
The main male character, the biggest boss of this game, is actually throwing a tantrum without caring about his image. This is no different from a child kicking toy blocks in anger because he is not satisfied with his life.
It’s a shame. It’s so shameful!
Why are you blasting rocks for no reason? If you have the guts, chop him on the head! Chop here - oh no, I forgot that the one you are chopping is himself.
The author has something to say:
Thank you to Aliang gn for the deep-water torpedoes and diving bombs, as well as falling down while walking, Mingzhi, the cute little fox, orli, coer, the spoon dropped, the little pancake, the beacon rising in a city, Jin Shanshan, banjiamao, Yelian, Xiaoluan, Amaterasu, Bai.Wuyi, Guo Xiaoyuan, and Zhuyue gn for their mines!
I just measured 800 meters and I haven't slowed down yet. Sorry for the late update, Otz. I'll catch some bugs in front and reply to the comments later... Thank you everyone!